Mission 229: "They Stole Amuro's Brain!"

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cubey@aol.pl (02:08:54): Last time on UG@:
cubey@aol.pl (02:09:29): We're heading to Orb, but on the way there is a certain island. Saul Kada Island, where one of the keys Rock is looking for is located!
cubey@aol.pl (02:09:35): So, might as well go pick it up, right?
cubey@aol.pl (02:09:47): I mean, it's not that the last time you went to pick up a key, something bad happened... oh right.
cubey@aol.pl (02:09:52): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_3sSQ6KNgM
Overman Zappa (02:10:10): Isn't that routine though? Do something simple; stuff goes wrong...
cubey@aol.pl (02:10:46): So this time, a few other people are accompanying Rock and his crew, just in case.
cubey@aol.pl (02:11:31): And for a good reason! As you draw close, you see that the desert/volcanic Kimotama City (on the island) has been taken hostage by the foulest of foes.
cubey@aol.pl (02:12:08): Tron Bonne: "Ha ha ha! That's right - give us the key, or the one you value the most gets it!"
cubey@aol.pl (02:12:25): Teisel Bonne: "I have it right heeeeereeee, so don't get any funny ideas!"
Meraxa (02:12:29): Amuro: ...Is that...?
Fri Freeman (02:12:32): Rock:"Thanks for accompanying me guys! It's not like you need to accompany me, I'm sure it will just be routine dig... oh"
cubey@aol.pl (02:12:35): Bon Bonne: "Babbu!"
tengusaur (02:12:46): Tobia: "..."
cubey@aol.pl (02:12:46): That's right, the Bonnes are here.
tengusaur (02:12:49): Tobia: "TRON?!"
sketchbookfiend (02:12:49): Loran: "....is that a baby?"
Fri Freeman (02:13:10): Rock: "It's the bonnes!"
Overman Zappa (02:13:18): MarKus: "The fuck? Seriously? HEY! Tron, just give us the key thing!"
SaAnne (02:13:26): Bernie: Hey!
cubey@aol.pl (02:13:29): Tron: "What are you waiting for? Wait... Rock?! Tobia?!"
cubey@aol.pl (02:13:35): Teisel: "THE WHITE CHALICE IS HERE!"
cubey@aol.pl (02:13:39): Bon: "BABBUUUU"
tengusaur (02:13:44): Tobia: "What do you think you're doing!"
Meraxa (02:13:56): Amuro: Well this just got complicated...
cubey@aol.pl (02:14:06): Tron: "I'm here for the key of course! Look, we're totally serious this time, we even have the hostage."
cubey@aol.pl (02:14:19): And indeed, there is a hostage held in Teisel's mecha's hand.
cubey@aol.pl (02:14:32): (Blitzkrieg: http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090814200313/megaman/images/1/1e/Blitzkrieg.jpg)
ZebulonCrispi (02:14:37): Leopold: "More familiar faces?"
cubey@aol.pl (02:14:51): Teisel: "See that golden thing? It's the city's prized statue! Make one false move and it goes BOOM!"
sketchbookfiend (02:15:12): Loran: "Is this really happening?"
Overman Zappa (02:15:16): MarKus: "Didn't we SAVE your asses once?"
cubey@aol.pl (02:15:27): By the way, while you talk, a small horde of servbots is bumbling around the town, looking for the key.
tengusaur (02:15:53): Tobia: "Why are you doing this? I expected better from my rival!"
cubey@aol.pl (02:16:10): Tron: "Yes, but that's beyond the point! I saved your asses a lot of times too, did you forget already?"
tengusaur (02:16:26): Tobia: "Also, whew! I thought your hostage is going to be a person. I don't really care about that statue, so..."
ZebulonCrispi (02:16:28): Leopold is getting flashbacks to his own rival from Tron.
cubey@aol.pl (02:16:43): Teisel: "WHAT! How can you ignore its golden shimmer?!"
cubey@aol.pl (02:17:01): Bon: "Ba. Babbu."
Fri Freeman (02:17:04): Rock: "There goes this rivalry thingy again, Tron always..."
cubey@aol.pl (02:17:09): Tron: "Bon makes a good point!"
cubey@aol.pl (02:17:26): Teisel: "I AGREE!"
cubey@aol.pl (02:17:35): (Yes he's yelling almost all the time)
Overman Zappa (02:17:45): MarKus: "Agree with what!? Are you wearing translators for the baby or something?
cubey@aol.pl (02:18:04): Tron: "MarKus, how thick can you be to not understand what Bon is saying perfectly?"
tengusaur (02:18:36): Tobia: "Nobody except you can... Ah forget it."
cubey@aol.pl (02:18:48): Teisel: "ANYWAY! THe plan is that you will help us look for the key!"
cubey@aol.pl (02:18:52): "OR ELSE THE STATUE GETS IT"
Meraxa (02:18:58): Amuro: ...They're serious, aren't they?
Overman Zappa (02:19:01): MarKus: "IT's a FREAKIN BABY!" Oh shit, he cencored himself.
Fri Freeman (02:19:26): Rock: "Umm, Tron, you know I really can't be pirate."
cubey@aol.pl (02:19:29): Very Competent and Dangerous Enemy List:
tengusaur (02:19:39): Tobia: "You sure you're not going to change your mind? After all we've been through together?"
cubey@aol.pl (02:19:59): Hover Gustaff (Tron), Blitzkrieg (Teisel), Bon Bonne (Bon Bonne), Servbot Borer x3, Servbots x many
cubey@aol.pl (02:20:02): Gustaff http://static3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090814201032/megaman/images/1/15/Gustaff2.jpg
cubey@aol.pl (02:20:08): Blitzkrieg http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090814200313/megaman/images/1/1e/Blitzkrieg.jpg
cubey@aol.pl (02:20:16): Bon http://static3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120129040903/megaman/images/b/b8/MMLBonBonne.jpg
cubey@aol.pl (02:20:19): (Yes it's a robotic baby)
cubey@aol.pl (02:20:27): Borer http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110528234044/megaman/images/4/49/KobunMole.jpg
cubey@aol.pl (02:20:42): Servbot http://megaman.wikia.com/wiki/File:MML2Servbot.jpg
sketchbookfiend (02:21:00): Loran: "I am kind of glad I missed out on whatever this is the last times you did it."
cubey@aol.pl (02:21:05): Tron: "It's never too late to try! Tobia is a pirate already, why don't you join me, I mean him."
SaAnne (02:21:19): Bernie: We got to stop them? The...the baby too?!
sketchbookfiend (02:21:31): Loran: "It's a big baby"
tengusaur (02:21:38): Tobia: "I'm not that kind of pirate!"
cubey@aol.pl (02:21:45): Teisel: "OF COURSE! Bon is the pride of Bonne family!"
cubey@aol.pl (02:21:52): Bon Bonne: "BABBU!"
tengusaur (02:22:12): Tobia: "If you're not going to change your mind, then I guess I will have to beat some sense into it!"
cubey@aol.pl (02:22:18): Also in case you forgot since they left the White Chalice:
cubey@aol.pl (02:22:24): Tron http://static2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110220182614/megaman/images/3/37/Tronhappy.jpg
cubey@aol.pl (02:22:29): Teisel http://static3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110904054302/megaman/images/2/27/Teisel.jpg
Fri Freeman (02:22:44): Rock:"Umm... I really don't want to fight you again Tron, but if you insist..."
Overman Zappa (02:22:46): MarKus: "I'm sure the baby is inside the middle thing... So... yeah... be careful with it, yanno."
cubey@aol.pl (02:22:59): Tron: "What middle thing? Bon is just Bon!"
Fri Freeman (02:23:05): Roll: "What are you talking about, rock! Go beat them hard! blast them off as hard as you can!"
ZebulonCrispi (02:23:08): Bismuth: "Hmm... I cannot condone such methods, but I at least respect her fighting spirit."
cubey@aol.pl (02:23:14): Tron: "And, bring it Rock! I'll show you my true feelings!"
tengusaur (02:23:14): Tobia: "He's a robot. I think. It's complicated."
cubey@aol.pl (02:23:37): The Hover Gustaff revs up, and servbots start to form on its flanks ineptly. Several stumble and trip.
tengusaur (02:23:41): Tobia: "Doesn't matter, Bon is pretty tough! Don't ask me how I know this."
Meraxa (02:24:03): Amuro: So which should I go for first? The love bird, the baby, or the loud mouth?
Fri Freeman (02:24:22): Rock: "Yikes! Alright, Roll...."
sketchbookfiend (02:24:41): Loran: "I don't think you should taunt them, Amuro. Like...you might hurt their feelings."
SaAnne (02:24:42): Bernie frowns.
cubey@aol.pl (02:24:43): Tron: "Roll?! My rival is here too? I won't forgive you!"
Fri Freeman (02:24:51): Rock: "What about the statue though? If we attack Teisel's mech, we'll hit it..."
cubey@aol.pl (02:24:53): Tron: "Blow them up to smithereens, Servbots!"
tengusaur (02:24:59): Tobia: "How many rivals do you have, Tron?"
cubey@aol.pl (02:25:02): Servbots: "Yes, miss Tron! Yay!"
cubey@aol.pl (02:25:12): Teisel: "Remember, if you fight back, the statue is GONERS!"
Overman Zappa (02:25:26): MarKus: "No way. That's actually just a baby? Ugh...
cubey@aol.pl (02:26:00): Initiative order: Rock, Tobia, Amuro, MarKus, Bernie, Loran, Leopold
cubey@aol.pl (02:26:04): Rock, Tobia, Amuro, go!
cubey@aol.pl (02:26:34): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEbM9EuVR18
Meraxa (02:28:16): Amuro: Loudmouth then. And I wonder on how good his machine is... *Amuro flies in and out of the city's architecture, deploying balloons as he goes. Given what he suspects of Teisel's intellect, he'll try and use this as a chance to circle around, and then attempt to charge it from behind with a beam saber.+
Meraxa (02:28:31): (Using the Nu Gundam, gah)
Fri Freeman (02:28:42): Roll: "Don't mind the statue. They're pirates anyway. Do you think they'll honor their words? Just destroy it."
tengusaur (02:29:00): * "I think I will take that chance!" Double beam zanbers, drawn! Crossbone Full Cloth rushes in towards Gustaff, circling around in mid-air before dropping down and slashing. Tobia aims for the arms! +
cubey@aol.pl (02:29:32): Tron: "How cold! She is bad influence on you, Rock!"
Fri Freeman (02:31:08): Rock: "I'm really sorry Tron!" Rock winces and follow tobia's example and shoot Tron's mech with a burst fire from his buster gun.+
cubey@aol.pl (02:31:13): Teisel: "Take that! And that! These are things the Servbots found in town that are NOT the key!" The Blitzkrieg throws handfuls of random things - books, food, and weirder crap even, at the balloons, popping them.
cubey@aol.pl (02:31:57): "Ha ha! You thought I wouldn't notice! I am not the head of Bonne family for nothing!" But as Amuro approaches from behind, his unit's hand releases an energy sphere that floats towards Nu and threatens to hit it on impact! React!
Meraxa (02:33:02): Amuro: And I'm the White Devil. *Newtype senses flare up, and the slightest twitch fires thrusters to dodge to the side. If that works, Amuro is going for the good old right hook.+
cubey@aol.pl (02:33:20): Tron: "The Gustaff has been upgraded! Don't take me lightly, Rock and Tobia!"
cubey@aol.pl (02:34:03): The Hover Gustaff gives ground and raises its shield for protection! It means it's uncovered against Rock's buster gun fire, but the beam zanbers were mostly intercepted by the shield.
cubey@aol.pl (02:34:23): On the other hand, Gustaff's other arm starts to shoot out a flame at Crossbone. React, Tobia!
cubey@aol.pl (02:34:25): As for Rock...
cubey@aol.pl (02:34:43): Servbots: "Fire!" You find yourself the target of several rather inaccurate bazooka shots. React as well.
cubey@aol.pl (02:35:42): As Nu punches Blitzkrieg, Teisel's robot intercepts - using the golden statue as a shield! Cracks appear on its surface.
cubey@aol.pl (02:36:01): Teisel: "NOOOO! Why are you doing this? You have no respect for old antiques and monuments!"
cubey@aol.pl (02:36:04): You can hear tears in his voice.
cubey@aol.pl (02:36:11): MarKus and Bernie, go.
Fri Freeman (02:36:27): Rock: "Oh bother..." Rock tumbles and rolls across the ground, in an attempt to dodge the bazooka.+
Meraxa (02:36:53): Amuro: Says the man using it as a shield...
cubey@aol.pl (02:37:51): You could say that the Rock and roll maneuver was successful. I hate myself now.
tengusaur (02:37:59): * Tobia: "I know better than to underestimate you!" Crossbone's X-shaped thrusters flare up, propelling the Gundam backwards, away from the flames! Tobia raises a beam shield for protection, though how good will that work against fire is not certain. +
Overman Zappa (02:38:05): *MarKus has issues aiming at a kid. There's gotta be some way to... Okay, first, judge things! Aiming his custom Beam-Shot-Spear weapon combination like a rifle, he starts taking shots at Bon's legs+
cubey@aol.pl (02:39:55): Bon: "Babbu?" He starts to... dance under fire, like it was some kind of comedic western or Xabungle. One of the shots singes his foot. "Ba-BBU!" Angrily, he throws a rocket punch back at MarKus, react!
cubey@aol.pl (02:40:18): Tobia had a pretty good idea with the defense, and escapes unharmed.
SaAnne (02:41:13): Bernie watches the others, considering the robots defenses and attacks, and also the surroundings. Gaza D ascends high and above Tron, then transforms into MS mode. Its feet dives for Tron's Gustaff in hopes to knock it off balance+
cubey@aol.pl (02:42:24): Tron: "Then you should know to just give up and let me order you aro... aaah?!"
cubey@aol.pl (02:42:44): Too much talking means the Gustaff is kicked and fumbles around comically.
Overman Zappa (02:42:57): *MarKus flips the lance around, flips on it's beam saber on the other end, and tries to cut the fist down. Also he feels kind of guilty since the kid flinched at being shot. Winced. Cried... WHATEVER+
SaAnne (02:43:10): Bernie: "Stop this now."
cubey@aol.pl (02:43:12): "Oh, now you've made me mad!" Tron picks up a nearby rock (no not the one on the mission) and throws it at the Gaza. It's a pretty big rock. React!
cubey@aol.pl (02:44:50): MarKus - the good news is that the fist is destroyed. The bad news is that when your beam saber touches it, suddenly you are electrified!
cubey@aol.pl (02:45:03): Bon: "Babbu?" Surplexed the hand doesn't come back, he tilts his head.
cubey@aol.pl (02:45:12): Tron: "Don't worry Bon, I'll make you a new one!"
SaAnne (02:45:41): Bernie tries to backaway using the Gaza's thrusters, while at the same time, he fires at the rock with the knuckle buster (beam cannon)+
cubey@aol.pl (02:46:22): Loran and Leo can move now.
ZebulonCrispi (02:46:38): What's the current status of that statue?
cubey@aol.pl (02:46:41): The rock is destroyed by the buster beam.
cubey@aol.pl (02:46:47): Tron: "Hey, that's cheating!"
cubey@aol.pl (02:46:53): It's damaged but not completely broken yet.
Meraxa (02:47:16): Amuro: Again, says the people using a statue as a hostage...
cubey@aol.pl (02:47:53): Teisel: "Of course you need to expect underhanded tactics from the Bonne family. WE ARE PIRATES!"
Overman Zappa (02:48:00): MarKus is doubly shocked! Cuz... how did he get shocked to begin with!
Meraxa (02:48:17): Amuro: Doesn't make you any less hypocrites...
sketchbookfiend (02:48:27): *The Turn A decides to give Burnie a hand and starts running towards the Gustaff, why run? Probably because he plans on trying to punt it like a football.+
ZebulonCrispi (02:48:44): Leopold: "Super Bismuth..."
ZebulonCrispi (02:48:52): Bismuth: "...Magneton Fist!"
ZebulonCrispi (02:48:59): * Super Bismuth's hands grow and emit mysterious pseudo-magnetic waves!
ZebulonCrispi (02:49:00): * Showing shocking disregard for the laws of physics, the magnetic waves focus in on one point, and on what's probably a non-magnetic metal at that, but Super Bismuth should be ale to make it work regardless - he's aiming to pull the statue out of harm's way! +
cubey@aol.pl (02:49:47): Tron: "Oh no, I see what you're doing! Servbots, to me!"
cubey@aol.pl (02:50:09): One of the borers positions itself in front of Turn A's leg like a loyal defender - and is sent flying through the air instead of Gustaff!
cubey@aol.pl (02:50:16): "AAAAH! Miss Troooonnn..."
cubey@aol.pl (02:50:47): Two others use this opportunity to try to bore new holes in Turn A's legs. React!
tengusaur (02:51:30): # Loran
cubey@aol.pl (02:51:32): Approved.
sketchbookfiend (02:52:03): *Turn A hops backwards away from the borers, if they're this inept- maybe they'll just hit each other once he moves.+
cubey@aol.pl (02:52:08): Teisel: "Wait, no! WHERE ARE YOU GOING!" He yells at the statue as Super Bismuth grasps it away - using the power of SCIENCE.
tengusaur (02:52:21): * "I could use this!" Tobia tries to grab one of the borers from the back, and lift it into the air! He'll do something with it once his turn comes. +
Overman Zappa (02:52:25): Does one of the Servbots have a bandanna?
cubey@aol.pl (02:52:46): Teisel: "Give it back!" The Blitzkrieg shakes it hand angrily at Bismuth before firing a series of missiles. React!
cubey@aol.pl (02:52:51): (As a matter of fact yes it does)
Meraxa (02:52:56): #Bismuth
Overman Zappa (02:53:07): MarKus: "Twenty-two! Stand down!"
cubey@aol.pl (02:53:33): "Waaah! Put me back, put me back!" The Borer's servbot pilot tries to press random buttons and controls to regain control of the vehicle as Tobia grabs it. Needless to say, it doesn't work.
cubey@aol.pl (02:53:37): Approved Amuro.
cubey@aol.pl (02:53:58): And Turn A just moves out of the Borer's way as it slowly makes its way past.
cubey@aol.pl (02:54:08): Servbot #22: "Yes, sir!"
cubey@aol.pl (02:54:11): Tron: "Ahem!"
cubey@aol.pl (02:54:18): Servbot #22: "What do I do? Waah..."
Fri Freeman (02:54:29): Rock: "Those poor servbots..."
tengusaur (02:54:38): Tobia: "Now he's crying..."
Overman Zappa (02:54:43): MarKus: "Go wait on the Chalice until further orders, 22! Go review the tapes!"
cubey@aol.pl (02:54:49): #22: "No I'm not crying!"
cubey@aol.pl (02:54:52): (It totally is)
Meraxa (02:55:14): Amuro: Did you forget? *Amuro suddenly launches the Funnels, which attempt to intercept the missiles with beam spam you'd expect of another Gundam protaganist+
sketchbookfiend (02:55:43): Loran: "I still can't believe this is really happening."
cubey@aol.pl (02:56:21): Teisel: "I can't believe I lost my trump card so easily!"
Overman Zappa (02:56:26): MarKus: "Sometimes you just have to ignore reason."
cubey@aol.pl (02:56:37): Some of the missiles are exploded by the Funnels, but several yet remain so Leopold still needs to react.
ZebulonCrispi (02:57:16): * Super Bismuth grabs the statue as it flies into reach, puts it behind itself, and transforms its other hand into a shield to block the missiles! +
cubey@aol.pl (02:57:50): Somehow you managed to avoid the statue's destruction, taking only negligible damage to the shield!
cubey@aol.pl (02:57:58): Tron: "Our bargaining chip!"
cubey@aol.pl (02:58:01): Bon: "Babbu!"
cubey@aol.pl (02:58:12): The Bonnes seem so disheartened now.
ZebulonCrispi (02:58:20): Bismuth: "Fear not, for this work of fine human art is safe in our hands!"
cubey@aol.pl (02:58:21): Well, that was easy. They won't bother you anymore, mission succe...
cubey@aol.pl (02:58:25): PEW!
Overman Zappa (02:58:39): MarKus: "They're just giving up, like that?"
cubey@aol.pl (02:58:49): Suddenly, a series of beam shots fires through the air. A real barrage, undoubtedly fired from at least two dozens of mobile suits!
cubey@aol.pl (02:58:51): Everyone, react!
ZebulonCrispi (02:59:41): * This time, Bismuth relies on agility rather than shields, aiming to dodge the beam fire and keep that statue safe! +
Meraxa (02:59:45): Amuro: Hm?! *Amuro reacts, by... dashing around Teisel to use him as a makeshift shield+
tengusaur (02:59:56): * Tobia: "What the...?!" Time to engage in evasive maneuvers! Furthermore, he throws the drill vehicle towards the shots to intercept some of them! Thouugh he plucks the Servbot out of it first. +
sketchbookfiend (02:59:56): Loran: "What the-!?" *Turn A starts hussling to avoid the beam fire, turtling behind his shield to block+
Overman Zappa (02:59:57): *Beams! MarKus has an anti-beam cloak around his neck! He'll hide under it for the time being!+
Fri Freeman (03:00:45): Rock fires his jet skate and zig zag toward one of the houses, to use it as shield.
Fri Freeman (03:00:46): +
cubey@aol.pl (03:01:55): "Miss Troooon! Aaah! I'm hungry!" As beams explode the earth around them, Servbots are sent flying through the air like in some sort of dramatic war movie. Only they're alright because servbots.
SaAnne (03:01:56): Gaza D was still in MS mode, and tries to move out of the way+
cubey@aol.pl (03:03:45): You're all fine, especially those equipped with anti beam systems like Loran and MarKus. Another Borer is destroyed though, and Blitzkrieg takes serious damage from the beam blasts.
cubey@aol.pl (03:03:56): Teisel: "You stop that! I'm not a statue or a hostage!"
cubey@aol.pl (03:04:06): Moreover, you can see where the shots are coming from.
cubey@aol.pl (03:04:36): Nearing towards you, latching into buildings and trees with single limbs and jumping around with agility...
Overman Zappa (03:04:41): MarKus forgets they're neigh-indestructible. "Twenty-two!"
cubey@aol.pl (03:04:59): Six mobile suits approach. Each one wields FOUR beam rifles - both in its hands, and... the other pair of hands?!
cubey@aol.pl (03:05:00): http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110206075254/gundam/images/0/08/Ms-06ms.jpg
cubey@aol.pl (03:05:14): #22: "I want to eat curry..."
Overman Zappa (03:05:27): MarKus: "Go wait on the ship then!"
sketchbookfiend (03:05:30): Loran: "..........................is that"
cubey@aol.pl (03:05:30): The servbot has spirals for eyes but seems fine despite being thrown around like that.
Fri Freeman (03:05:37): Rock: "Tron! Teisel! Are you alright?"
Meraxa (03:05:50): Amuro: ...Zaku monkeys.
cubey@aol.pl (03:05:59): Tron: "Ouch, ouch... oh no! It's the mobile suits from that abandoned science facility!"
Meraxa (03:05:59): Amuro: If only Char were alive to see this...
Fri Freeman (03:06:03): Rock: "And what kind of mobile suit are those!"
cubey@aol.pl (03:06:07): Teisel: "Babbu!"
tengusaur (03:06:08): Tobia: "Abandoned science facility?"
Meraxa (03:06:10): Amuro: ...Science facility?
tengusaur (03:06:17): Tobia: "Why do I learn about this only now?"
cubey@aol.pl (03:06:19): *Bon: "Babbu"
sketchbookfiend (03:06:59): Loran: "Who even does this."
cubey@aol.pl (03:07:00): Teisel: "There is an old science facility on this island! Must be from the One Year War! But it has nothing to do with the key so we just kinda ignored it!"
cubey@aol.pl (03:07:22): Tron: "Not to mention that we got attacked by its mobile suits when we tried to get near! And now they came here!"
ZebulonCrispi (03:07:45): Leopold: "Then why did you say it was abandoned?"
VJockey (03:07:47): "Ah! Truly the madness of Zeon continues to linger until this day!!"
Fri Freeman (03:07:47): Roll: So they followed you here, typical.
tengusaur (03:07:53): Tobia: "You lured them to the city! Good job."
tengusaur (03:08:04): Tobia: "Wait. What's that voice?"
cubey@aol.pl (03:08:08): Tron: "Because these mobile suits aren't piloted by people!"
sketchbookfiend (03:08:09): Loran: "...Wasn't Zeon kind of about the evolution of humanity? Why would they make a monkey robot?"
Overman Zappa (03:08:12): MarKus: "Yadda yadda science... those are mecha monkeys!
cubey@aol.pl (03:08:15): Tron: "Their pilots are..."
cubey@aol.pl (03:08:19): Teisel: "MONKEYS!"
sketchbookfiend (03:08:36): Loran: "....................MY PREVIOUS QUESTION IS ALL THE MORE RAISED THEN!?"
VJockey (03:08:43): "However these twisted perversions of science comparable to Kurou Daijuuji are no match for..."
cubey@aol.pl (03:08:49): One of the mobile suits scratches itself on the head.
Overman Zappa (03:08:56): MarKus: I think because people are desperate, or... stupid!"
VJockey (03:08:56): "DOCTOR WEST!!"
cubey@aol.pl (03:09:49): Tron: "You see, apparently during One Year War one of the Zeon's leaders decided that it is better to use monkeys as soldiers than risk lives of people."
SaAnne (03:09:56): Bernie: "Monkey...pilots?!"
cubey@aol.pl (03:10:07): "He decided this after seeing a monkey play a video game."
ZebulonCrispi (03:10:16): Leopold: "You've got to be kidding."
tengusaur (03:10:25): Tobia: "I wonder which leader could come up with such a stupid plan..."
VJockey (03:10:36): [Doctor West has appeared. ]
cubey@aol.pl (03:10:38): Teisel: "Isn't it obvious?"
tengusaur (03:10:39): Tobia: "...Oh. Right!" Totally thinking of Garma now.
Meraxa (03:10:44): Amuro: ...I suspect I know the one
cubey@aol.pl (03:10:46): Tron: "Garma Zabi of course!"
cubey@aol.pl (03:10:59): As Dr West appears, suddenly all the monkeys look at the new target.
Meraxa (03:11:03): Amuro: Knew it.
cubey@aol.pl (03:11:11): They start circling him, jumping around the buildings and roofs and shoot beam rifles at him!
cubey@aol.pl (03:11:12): React.
sketchbookfiend (03:11:13): Loran: "I think I'm missing a joke."
Meraxa (03:11:40): Amuro: Garma Zabi was not... the keenest of strategists.
cubey@aol.pl (03:12:09): New enemy: Barbus x6
cubey@aol.pl (03:12:19): (Bonnes do not seem in a fighting mood anymore)
VJockey (03:12:19): *Well this is inconvenient! Dr West is going to leap straight up and counter those beams with BEAMS! Dig me no grave!+
sketchbookfiend (03:12:22): Loran: "Well yeah but...doesn't this kind of go against everything Zeon was about?"
cubey@aol.pl (03:12:44): Tron: "Because Zeon never went against its own ideals before?"
SaAnne (03:12:49): Bernie: Lord Garma....the youngest.
Meraxa (03:12:52): Amuro: And now you somewhat see why Char went a bit crazy.
tengusaur (03:12:56): Tobia: "She's got a point there."
sketchbookfiend (03:12:58): Loran: "Make more sense to make Dolphins pilots even."
VJockey (03:13:06): "You accursed primates! Attacking a superior life form when he's monologuing forfeits your banana priveledges!!!"
cubey@aol.pl (03:13:45): Dr West jumps up into the sky and fires his own barrage at one of the Barbuses. Surely the primitive ape could not see this coming, right?
SaAnne (03:13:50): Bernie asks it again: "No wait, do you have to?!"
cubey@aol.pl (03:13:58): Cut to the inside of the pilot cockpit, where the monkey resides:
SaAnne (03:14:00): *or "we" even
cubey@aol.pl (03:14:01): NEWTYPE FLASH
cubey@aol.pl (03:14:14): The Barbus dodges in an instant, easily predicting where the shots would land.
tengusaur (03:14:26): Tobia: "...What is this feeling I'm getting?"
cubey@aol.pl (03:14:28): Amuro and to a lesser extent Tobia are getting a familiar feeling.
Meraxa (03:14:29): Amuro: This feeling... can it be...?! A Newtype?!
cubey@aol.pl (03:14:31): These monkeys...
cubey@aol.pl (03:14:32): are NEWTYPES
tengusaur (03:14:41): Tobia: "What the hell."
ZebulonCrispi (03:14:47): Leopold: "Monkey newtypes?!"
sketchbookfiend (03:14:50): Loran: "....what."
Meraxa (03:14:52): Amuro: ...Next stage of human evolution MY ASS.
Overman Zappa (03:14:54): MarKus: "They're newbtypes too? The fuck man!"
VJockey (03:15:02): "..... WHAAAAAAAT!?!?"
ZebulonCrispi (03:15:02): Bismuth: "Hoho... so this is the power of Earth's potential!"
sketchbookfiend (03:15:28): Loran: "Wait but aren't Newtypes evolutions for space? Wouldn't that mean they've BEEN TO SPACE?"
cubey@aol.pl (03:15:36): Servbot: "Miss Tron... I'm scared..."
Meraxa (03:15:50): Amuro: Well, who knows where they were born...
tengusaur (03:15:51): Tobia: "Who knows where they were kept before they moved them to that laboratory?"
VJockey (03:15:56): Elsa: "Well, they're more evolved than the Doctor - Robo"
cubey@aol.pl (03:15:59): Tron: "Don't worry! Even super evolved primates are no match for the Bonne family! Probably."
Meraxa (03:16:19): Amuro: Only two thirds at best... *A quick glance at Teisel*
cubey@aol.pl (03:16:28): New initiative order: Dr West, Rock, Tobia, Amuro, MarKus, Bernie, Loran, Leopold
cubey@aol.pl (03:16:34): Dr West, Rock and Tobia, go.
SaAnne (03:16:46): Bernie: "Then that means...we really are connected to monkeys!"
cubey@aol.pl (03:17:01): Teisel: "What an insult! These monkeys think they can stand up to us?!"
tengusaur (03:17:10): Tobia: "We evolved from the same ancestor so that makes sense in some way..."
Meraxa (03:17:10): Amuro: ...They're the biological equivalent of distant cousins! Read a textbook!
cubey@aol.pl (03:17:13): (Says one who was barraged by them not a long time ago)
cubey@aol.pl (03:17:30): The Bonnes are available for supports.
VJockey (03:17:41): *Well if they can predict beams... then can they predict the unpredictable!? BEHOLD THE SUPER WEST CASKET! FIRE!!+
tengusaur (03:17:53): Tobia: "Anyway! Let's beat them up! Don't underestimate them!"
sketchbookfiend (03:17:53): Loran: "Also if they're Monkeys like they said and not Apes, then we're even less related"
cubey@aol.pl (03:17:57): Tron: "It seems like we are going to have to call a temporary truce. It's only because of the circumstances, got it?"
cubey@aol.pl (03:18:03): "We're not giving you the key or anything!"
Meraxa (03:18:18): Amuro: Have you even found it yet?
cubey@aol.pl (03:18:25): Tron: "It's a work in progress!"
Fri Freeman (03:18:54): Rock: "And I thought it's going to be a routine dig."
Fri Freeman (03:19:02): Rock: "It's never going to be a routine dig, isn't it?"
tengusaur (03:19:09): * Tobia draws the Hi Muramasa Blaster! Time to approach one of the Barbuses, Crossbone covered in the cloak, and then suddenly activate the multiple beam sabers on the weapon and slash upwards, aiming to sever the MS's limbs! +
cubey@aol.pl (03:19:42): "Oook? Ook? EEEK!" Dr West fires one of the most common substances around - the Barbus is sprayed by a stream of water!
cubey@aol.pl (03:20:09): But its pilot didn't like that! It rushes at Demonpain and tries to lock its head in a monkey grip. React.
Fri Freeman (03:20:13): Rock: "Sorry about this, monkeys, I really do!" Rock unfolds his left hand into grenade launcher and throws a couple of crusher grenades toward the monkeys+
Meraxa (03:20:16): Amuro: ...A question. Did you ever search those labs?
Fri Freeman (03:21:10): Roll: If we defeat these monkeys, we will totally search those labs, Rock! Imagine what junks we can find there!"
cubey@aol.pl (03:21:27): The Barbus that Tobia and Rock targetted uses its legs... lower limbs to launch itself into the air, away from your attacks. While airborne, it spreads its arms wide and fires all four beam rifles, two at Rock and two at Tobia's back. React!
Fri Freeman (03:21:39): Roll: "After finding the key of course."
cubey@aol.pl (03:21:44): Teisel: "Of course not! We just told you, they kicked our ass when we tried to!"
cubey@aol.pl (03:21:48): Bon: "Babbu."
Meraxa (03:21:57): Amuro: ...So what would be the odds the key is inside that lab?
cubey@aol.pl (03:21:59): Teisel: "I mean who cares what you find in a stupid lab anyway!"
VJockey (03:22:03): "Gaah!! Get your hand off the Demonpain yoi damned dirty ape!!"
cubey@aol.pl (03:22:21): Amuro, MarKus, Bernie, go.
cubey@aol.pl (03:22:37): Tron: "Hmm... you may have a point there."
VJockey (03:22:44): *West attempts to dislodge the Barbus by hitting it with a guitar... SURELY THIS WILL GO WELL AND WON'T BACKFIRE.+
cubey@aol.pl (03:22:47): Tron: "Servbots! Search the laboratory while its guardians are busy here!"
tengusaur (03:23:25): * Tobia: "Woah! Their reflexes are better than a human's!" Time to spin around, activating one of the I-Fields and trying to get it in the way of the shots! +
Fri Freeman (03:23:38): Rock: "Gah! Monkey beam!" Rock's left arm now unfold into an energy shield, and he attempts to use it to shield himself from the beam+
Meraxa (03:23:54): Amuro: ...Oi! *Amuro realises he's just shot himself in the foot there, and decides to respond by attempting to shoot the monkey bots in the feet - or hands, he supposed - with his funnels and beam gun as he attempts to intercept the servbots+
SaAnne (03:23:57): "I...I have to get rid of the Zabi past." With that, the Gaza D's binders open. A barrage of missiles is released on a couple of Barbus+
cubey@aol.pl (03:24:24): Good thing dr West - the Barbus is no longer in your face. But as it jumps away, it wrestles the guitar away from you. And tries to play it. Badly.
Overman Zappa (03:25:00): *MarKus has less hesitation here, and puts his lance away in favor of drawing two beam pistols. Keeping an eye on one of the Barbus, he opens fire rapidly, almost randomly. "PREDICT THIS SHIT!"
cubey@aol.pl (03:25:58): They may have a lot of beams, but they're still One Year War tech so Tobia manages to block the shots with an I-Field. But the rifles are powerful enough to overcome Rock's barrier and send him hurtling back!
cubey@aol.pl (03:26:05): Tron: "No! Rock, are you okay?!"
cubey@aol.pl (03:26:11): Tron: "Those apes! Why you...!"
VJockey (03:26:21): "Noooo! You blasted ape, stop your violation of my instrument!"
cubey@aol.pl (03:26:55): The Barbuses hide behind buildings as the missiles fly harmlessly over them, then peek back and perform rude gestures in Bernie's general direction.
tengusaur (03:27:02): Tobia: "It doesn't sound that different than when you play it..."
VJockey (03:27:27): Elsa:"I was about tosay the same thing-Robo"
cubey@aol.pl (03:27:33): As MarKus gazes at the Barbus, it looks back. Let's do this shit.
sketchbookfiend (03:27:43): Loran: "Yeah have to agree with them, Doctor."
Fri Freeman (03:28:00): Rock: "Ouch.... Yeah, I think I'm fine.... I think. thanks for worrying about me, Tron."
cubey@aol.pl (03:28:03): It lunges at him! As he tries to shoot, the long monkey arms throw his own arms away and prevent him from aiming. But the Barbus still has two more, and fires both beam rifles at point blank. React!
VJockey (03:28:51): ".... You are all such cruel ingrates... WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS!?"
Meraxa (03:29:17): Amuro: Fail to attend music class?
cubey@aol.pl (03:29:30): Tron: "I would never forgive myself if something happened to you, Rock! But please tell that man to shut up for a second, there are things more important than his guitar!"
cubey@aol.pl (03:29:46): As for Amuro...
tengusaur (03:30:03): Tobia: "Take it easy if you think you can't make it, Rock! They're much larger than you are!"
VJockey (03:30:17): [West Morale: -150 ]
cubey@aol.pl (03:30:31): Newtype Flash! The apes can see you, and scatter around - preventing any of your fin funnels from being any effective.
cubey@aol.pl (03:30:44): But you land in front of shocked, terrified servbots.
cubey@aol.pl (03:30:47): What do?
cubey@aol.pl (03:30:57): Loran and Leo can move now.
Overman Zappa (03:31:11): *MarKus punches the code to power up: "CAST OFF" ANd hopefully the sudden orange glowing (ttly not Trans-AM) will jack up some accuracy! +
Meraxa (03:31:25): Amuro: ...Will you do as I say if you get to survive?
sketchbookfiend (03:31:28): Loran: "This is getting ridiculous."
sketchbookfiend (03:31:51): *Turn A rockets into the sky towards the Barbus, pulling out his beam saber and slashing for their arms.+
cubey@aol.pl (03:32:06): "EEEE?!" The Barbus jumps away, not sure if participating an attack or just surprised because of what MarKus did.
cubey@aol.pl (03:32:18): Because of that, it loses an arm courtesy of Loran!
ZebulonCrispi (03:32:24): Hmm... beam attack will probably just be dodged, if the enemies are newtypes...
cubey@aol.pl (03:32:44): Tron: "What are you trying to do? Servbots are my loyal servants, not yours!"
cubey@aol.pl (03:32:52): Servbots: "Yes, please don't kill us! We'll do anything!"
ZebulonCrispi (03:32:55): * Super Bismuth dives into the monkey army headfirst, then extends both arms as long as it can and spins around, hoping to clothesline anything tha comes near! +
sketchbookfiend (03:33:26): Loran: "Ha! Got 'em!"
SaAnne (03:33:46): Bernie scowls at the monkeys' impudence.
Meraxa (03:33:47): Amuro: Bury your heads in the ground and ignore everything else till someone pulls you out.
cubey@aol.pl (03:34:21): As Super Bismuth spins around, the mobile suits jump up and below his arms. They treat it like some kind of play!
cubey@aol.pl (03:34:33): But play time's over as one grows bored and punches you in the face. React.
cubey@aol.pl (03:34:57): Servbots: "Yes, sir!" Order them to do what comes naturally? No problem, the servbots scatter and hide.
ZebulonCrispi (03:34:57): * Super Bismuth turns its head into a fist and PUNCHES BACK. Shapeshifting, bro.+
cubey@aol.pl (03:36:29): "IIIIH?!" Counter-cross! The Barbus is punched back and pieces of metal fly off its Zaku-like head. It can still move but it's damaged now.
cubey@aol.pl (03:36:41): Dr West, Rock, go now.
ZebulonCrispi (03:36:52): Bismuth: "How do you like my Head Fist technique?"
ZebulonCrispi (03:36:59): Leopold: "The naming sense needs work."
VJockey (03:39:27): "GIVE ME BACK MY GUITAR YOU UNDEREVOLVED BEAST! PRIMATE! PERVERSION OF NATURE! BYPRODUCT OF A FAILED REIGIME CARRIED ON BY AN INSANE LUNATIC WITH HIGHLY QUESTIONABLE INTEREST IN TEENAGED GIRLS WHOSE REMAINS WERE INCINERATED IN THE ATMOSPHERE!!!!"
tengusaur (03:39:40): Tobia: "They're way too fast to engage directly... Even though they're piloting really old Mobile Suits!"
tengusaur (03:39:47): Tobia: "Ow, my ears."
cubey@aol.pl (03:39:55): Tron: "See what I mean?"
VJockey (03:39:57): *Yeah West's just going to try get his guitar back.+
sketchbookfiend (03:40:02): Loran: "Woah..."
cubey@aol.pl (03:40:53): One of the Barbus's arms keeps the guitar away, two others push at Demonpain, the third waves around tauntingly, like "nah-nah-nah". No success so far.
cubey@aol.pl (03:40:56): React/continue?
Fri Freeman (03:41:36): Rock: "These monkeys... I'm sorry for you, Dr. West."
cubey@aol.pl (03:41:59): Bon: "Babbu." The robot baby sounds sympathetic. Or maybe pitying.
VJockey (03:42:31): *West lets out a cry of frustration before firing the Casket again- of course there was the risk of them taking THAT as well.+
Fri Freeman (03:42:39): Realizing how fast the monkeys' reflex are, rock now fires a barrage of homing missiles at them.+
cubey@aol.pl (03:43:36): Newtype FLASH! The chimp (which are totally apes, not monkeys, but whatever) sees the missiles coming and spins rapidly, shooting each and every one down in a gun-kata frenzy!
cubey@aol.pl (03:43:56): As for West
cubey@aol.pl (03:44:04): Newtype FLA OH MY GOD IS THAT A BANANA
cubey@aol.pl (03:44:11): It is indeed a banana. Shot from the Casket.
cubey@aol.pl (03:44:24): The Barbus picks it up and runs away, leaving the guitar behind. Unfortunately it looks somewhat damaged.
cubey@aol.pl (03:44:47): Tobia, Amuro and MarKus can move now.
VJockey (03:45:05): "Oh my poor beautiful invention... oh look at what those beasts have done to you..."
VJockey (03:45:20): [Ah bloo ah bloo ah bloo]
tengusaur (03:45:35): Tobia: "That gave me an idea."
tengusaur (03:45:45): Tobia: "Anyone got some yellow paint?"
sketchbookfiend (03:46:18): Loran: "I'm sure the Bonnes probably do."
cubey@aol.pl (03:46:30): Tron: "Servbots, scavenge! My rival needs help."
cubey@aol.pl (03:46:43): Servbots (those who aren't hiding in terror, which is not many): "Yes, miss Tron!"
cubey@aol.pl (03:47:25): They start running around the place frantically, looking for shops and general stores and falling over each other.
cubey@aol.pl (03:47:35): (The action will take some time to resolve, feel free to do something else in the meantime)
Meraxa (03:47:36): Amuro presses on towards the lab, but now sees a possible idea in West's ploy. Its strange, but... He tries to reach out, as one Newtype to many, and think only of... Bannanas... Before pulling the trigger at the nearest one!+
tengusaur (03:49:35): * Tobia: "Alright, just gotta keep them occupied in the meantime!" Time to fly around one of the MSes and fire chest-mounted gatling guns at it! He's just stalling for time, hence no strong attacks at the moment. +
cubey@aol.pl (03:50:09): Amuro feels it. The unique bond shared by all Newtypes - even if one is a human and another is a chimpanzee. You reach out with a vision of a delicious yellow fruit.
SaAnne (03:50:20): Bernie: "It looks like I have to get in close"
cubey@aol.pl (03:50:23): This could be something special.
cubey@aol.pl (03:50:26): Then you fire the beam rifle.
cubey@aol.pl (03:50:49): "EEEEE!" The Barbus jumps at the last possible moment, but its shoulder explodes and it is heavily damaged.
cubey@aol.pl (03:51:02): That newtype ape's trust is now betrayed forever. You could have been a zookeeper for it.
cubey@aol.pl (03:51:31): Also you see some buildings in the distance. That must be the laboratory.
cubey@aol.pl (03:52:52): The Barbus's eye glows at it stares at Tobia from over the shoulder. It quickly turns and fires back beam rifles, Gundam SEED style!
cubey@aol.pl (03:52:53): React.
cubey@aol.pl (03:53:07): (MarKus can still act)
SaAnne (03:54:03): #my turnnnn?
cubey@aol.pl (03:54:15): Still waiting for MarKus.
Overman Zappa (03:54:53): (Sorry, missed seeing the prompt)
tengusaur (03:55:12): * "I expected this!" Tobia raises Full Cloth's arm, trying to block the incoming shots with an I-Field! Also, at the same time, two chain anchors launch from their hip mounts - he's aiming for the beam rifles, trying to yank them from the monkey's hands! +
Overman Zappa (03:56:00): *With all that glorious glowing, the Technica ll continues with it's two beam pistols, now firing them twice as fact, picking on the same Barbus and circling around it while firing. +
cubey@aol.pl (03:56:19): The I-Field is starting to lose power, but you tank the shots and take one rifle away. The ape yowls angrily.
tengusaur (03:56:46): Tobia: "It won't last for much longer... How's progress, Tron?"
cubey@aol.pl (03:57:19): MarKus, your opponent is no longer distracted by the light show! Seeing you engage again, the newtype primate slams you away with a hammer punch. React!
cubey@aol.pl (03:57:37): Tron: "Where are those Servbots... you'd think yellow paint was easy to get during a fierce battle!"
cubey@aol.pl (03:57:44): Bernie, Loran and Leo can act.
ZebulonCrispi (03:58:20): Leopold: "This is probably a terrible idea, but... Bismuth, how about we improvise a new technique?"
ZebulonCrispi (03:58:30): Bismuth: "I see... it may not be impossible!"
ZebulonCrispi (03:58:49): * Super Bismuth lands, and raises one hand over its head.
sketchbookfiend (03:58:58): *Loran decides to continue his previous methods, and flies and slashes for the Barbus with his beam saber. He knows his I-Field can tank the damage and using his beam rifle will just frustrate him as his allies ranged attacks were showing.+
ZebulonCrispi (03:59:04): Bismuth: "Super Bismuth..."
ZebulonCrispi (03:59:12): Leopold: "...BANANA DECOY!"
ZebulonCrispi (03:59:33): * Super Bismuth's raised hand rows to enormous size, also turning yellow... and banana-shaped.+
ZebulonCrispi (03:59:44): All monkeys, behold the ultimate banana.
Overman Zappa (04:00:00): *Hopefully, he's actually still faster what with that extra speed. He keeps on shooting, while dodging that one hammer panch!+
cubey@aol.pl (04:00:28): Good thing Leo and Bismuth - this worked.
cubey@aol.pl (04:00:30): Bad thing.
cubey@aol.pl (04:00:40): Now you have several apes leaping at your hand hungrily!
cubey@aol.pl (04:00:41): React.
ZebulonCrispi (04:00:48): Leopold: "NOW'S YOUR CHANCE, EVERYONE!"
ZebulonCrispi (04:01:12): * Leo is totally just hoping that his allies can exploit the opening before it's too late...
cubey@aol.pl (04:02:36): As for Loran - good thing the I-Field tanks beam damage. But these monkeys can punch and wrestle too. The one you fight is jumping over your head now, and punching you with lower limbs like a pro boxer! React!
cubey@aol.pl (04:02:53): MarKus - a NEWTYPE FLASH later, you find your attack avoided and yourself thrown back.
SaAnne (04:03:05): "let's try this." The Gaza D transforms into MA mode. Instead of firing, it soars towards a barbus targetting the Banana punch. The Gaza tries to grapple the four arms...with its own claw arms+
Overman Zappa (04:03:18): MarKus: "Guh! Damnit!
cubey@aol.pl (04:03:21): Servbots: "We have it! There's yellow paint!"
cubey@aol.pl (04:03:27): They return, carrying a bucket.
Meraxa (04:03:32): @Leo?
cubey@aol.pl (04:03:43): Servbots: "We had to leave #17 behind as collateral, please make sure to buy him later so he doesn't become a slave forever!"
cubey@aol.pl (04:03:47): Approved.
cubey@aol.pl (04:03:56): Tron: "Well done!"
sketchbookfiend (04:04:11): *The Turn A puts up it's shield to block against the wailing and punching and spins his blade around in his hand to stab at it's legs around the shield+
tengusaur (04:04:25): Tobia: "Great! Give it here!"
tengusaur (04:04:34): Tobia: "Quick, before they eat Bismuth's hand!"
Meraxa (04:04:43): Fortunately for Bismuth, Amuro still has his Funnels flying about, even as he nears the lab. And they'll blast the sinister simians with a full salvo!+
cubey@aol.pl (04:04:52): (While I write actions, Tobia can do his own thing)
cubey@aol.pl (04:06:11): The plan was almost flawless, except for one thing.
cubey@aol.pl (04:06:18): The newtype chimps know the face of the betrayal.
cubey@aol.pl (04:06:25): And it is Amuro Ray!
tengusaur (04:06:47): * Tobia quickly inflates several balloon decoys and ties them together in the middle with a line from a chain anchor! Then he splatters the yellow paint all over it, making it look like a bunch of giant bananas!
tengusaur (04:06:54): Tobia: "Catch!"
tengusaur (04:07:03): * And he throws this to Leo and Bismuth! +
tengusaur (04:07:24): Tobia: "Before they gnaw your hand off!"
cubey@aol.pl (04:07:32): They jump away from the banana at the last moment, sensing the newtype's funnels approaching.
cubey@aol.pl (04:07:36): And then, what's this?
cubey@aol.pl (04:07:40): More bananas?
cubey@aol.pl (04:07:45): They are totally confused now.
ZebulonCrispi (04:07:48): @Tobia
cubey@aol.pl (04:07:51): Which means you can blast them to bits!
cubey@aol.pl (04:07:53): Approved.
ZebulonCrispi (04:08:15): * While they're disoriented, Super Bismuth spins around, unloading Negaforce Rays with both hands at the confused chimps! +
cubey@aol.pl (04:10:01): This time the newtype offer of understanding came from a mind the monkeys can understand, for it is a bit similar to theirs.
cubey@aol.pl (04:10:21): The better to distract you with. All the attacks were enough to wipe the Barbus squad out!
cubey@aol.pl (04:10:28): The mobile suits fall down, smoking and in pieces.
tengusaur (04:11:15): Tobia: "Hope we can recover the monkeys."
VJockey (04:11:16): "Hahahah! You apes have gotten what you deserved!"
cubey@aol.pl (04:11:33): Teisel: "HAHA! Take that!"
VJockey (04:11:38): [Said the man who spent all his time moping. But hey, he gave the idea for bananas.]
cubey@aol.pl (04:11:44): Teisel: "I hope we will not have to fight an enemy as strong ever again."
cubey@aol.pl (04:11:54): The volcano over the city starts rumbling.
ZebulonCrispi (04:11:55): Bismuth: "Truly they were a formidable foe."
cubey@aol.pl (04:12:27): Something erupts from it.
cubey@aol.pl (04:12:32): It's not lava or magma, worry not.
cubey@aol.pl (04:12:36): It's only a giant reaverbot.
cubey@aol.pl (04:12:39): WHAT THAT IS EVEN WORSE
cubey@aol.pl (04:12:40): http://static4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110502014548/megaman/images/8/88/Wojigairon.png
SaAnne (04:12:42): Bernie sighs; he was quite thoughtful after all of that.
cubey@aol.pl (04:12:45): Tron: "The key's guardian!"
tengusaur (04:13:02): Tobia: "It's gigantic!"
Meraxa (04:13:04): Amuro: ...So much for it being in the lab.
Overman Zappa (04:13:10): MarKus: "We're still not done! God Fucking Damn!"
ZebulonCrispi (04:13:11): Leopold: "That is the most lower jaws I've ever seen on one robot."
cubey@aol.pl (04:13:13): Suddenly, Amuro is distracted as well.
cubey@aol.pl (04:13:22): He feels a newtype presence.
cubey@aol.pl (04:13:25): Not like the monkeys.
cubey@aol.pl (04:13:28): Something familiar.
Fri Freeman (04:13:28): Rock: "All of our ruckus must have woken it up!"
cubey@aol.pl (04:13:35): Really, really, eeringly familiar.
VJockey (04:13:36): "WHAT IS THAT"
cubey@aol.pl (04:13:46): One of the buildings in the old Newtype research laboratory explodes.
cubey@aol.pl (04:13:54): And a new mobile suit flies off away from it - straigh at you.
cubey@aol.pl (04:14:00): http://static4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110306111516/gundam/images/b/b2/Amakusa.jpg
Meraxa (04:14:18): Amuro: ...Thats... almost like...
tengusaur (04:14:22): Tobia: "What is this? Another newtype monkey?"
tengusaur (04:14:31): Tobia: "No... It's different!"
cubey@aol.pl (04:14:49): New enemies: Wojigairon, Amakusa
sketchbookfiend (04:15:02): Loran: "You have got to be kidding!"
Meraxa (04:15:22): Amuro: Tobia! Y-You... you feel it too, right?! The pilot is...
cubey@aol.pl (04:15:26): The giant Reaverbot throws lava balls everywhere, while the mobile suit fires its beam rifle while maneuvering around.
tengusaur (04:15:32): Tobia: "Yeah, it kinda feels like..."
tengusaur (04:15:36): Tobia: "You!"
cubey@aol.pl (04:15:37): That way of fighting.
cubey@aol.pl (04:15:39): Yeah.
cubey@aol.pl (04:15:43): It feels like Amuro alright.
Meraxa (04:15:53): Amuro: How is this even...
cubey@aol.pl (04:15:54): More importantly, Amuro react!
VJockey (04:16:05): "That movement!"
cubey@aol.pl (04:16:07): As for the lava balls, the ones who are in danger of being hit...
cubey@aol.pl (04:16:09): Are the Bonnes!
VJockey (04:16:18): "THAT SKILL"
cubey@aol.pl (04:16:21): Teisel: "WHAT!"
cubey@aol.pl (04:16:24): Bon: "Babbu?!"
VJockey (04:16:24): "It can only mean one thing!"
Meraxa (04:16:43): Amuro: Ngh! *A newtype flash, and Amuro reacts. The Nu Gundam's thrusters fire as he tries to weave between shots, reacting with his own.+
ZebulonCrispi (04:17:15): Leopold: "And what, pray tell, is that one thing?"
tengusaur (04:17:22): # Bonnes
sketchbookfiend (04:17:39): Loran: "What is it Doctor?"
aldo salt (04:17:58): Isaac Sinclair: "IT MEANS, MY BELOVED PRINCE OF RUBA, THAT YOU COULD USE SOME BACKUP!"
cubey@aol.pl (04:18:03): Amakusa maneuvers between the beam shots. It knows you too well, Amuro! It's like a fight of single minded clones, each one knows what the other is going to do and evades perfectly.
cubey@aol.pl (04:18:10): Approved Tobia.
ZebulonCrispi (04:18:23): Leopold: "Isaac?!"
VJockey (04:18:35): "THEY STOLE THE BRAIN OF AMURO RAY!!"
VJockey (04:18:43): [DUN DUN DUUUUN]
aldo salt (04:18:46): Suddenly, from up above, you see a base jabber flying high overhead…and a Dullahan Suit with a familiar sword and sniper rifle sky-diving down from it!
sketchbookfiend (04:18:50): Loran: "But Amuro is still alive."
tengusaur (04:19:20): * "Get away! This place is too dangerous now!" Tobia gets in the way of the lava balls, blocking them with crossed arms and Crossbone's armored cloak! +
Overman Zappa (04:19:21): MarKus: "That's fucking stupid! It's probably his flight data or some simulator bullshit Zeon built."
aldo salt (04:19:22): "Prince Leopold!" Lord Isaac Sinclair hollers over the comm. "I am here to assist you!"
Fri Freeman (04:19:41): Rock: "Maybe they... pirated it?"
sketchbookfiend (04:19:52): Loran: "Pffft"
cubey@aol.pl (04:20:02): Tron: "Excuse me!"
tengusaur (04:20:03): Tobia: "Tron, do you know anything about this?"
ZebulonCrispi (04:20:05): Leopold: "Your aid is greatly appreciated, Page Isaac!"
cubey@aol.pl (04:20:23): Tron: "It's not me... ah, great balls of fire!"
VJockey (04:20:29): "THEY HAD NEWTYPE MONKEYS! THEY COULD HAVE REPLACED HIS BRAIN WITH ONE OF THOSE WHEN HE WASN'T LOOKING!"
cubey@aol.pl (04:20:34): Fortunately, Tobia tanks it all, but now his unit is partially melted.
cubey@aol.pl (04:20:54): Bon: "Babbu!"
cubey@aol.pl (04:21:18): Teisel: "Since you apparently are too daft to understand what Bon is saying, he is grateful! And so am I!"
Overman Zappa (04:21:19): MarKus atcually laughs at Rock's commentary!
tengusaur (04:21:24): Tobia: "Oof! That was tough."
Meraxa (04:21:35): Amuro: Hey, my brain is mine and mine alone! But the flight computer... I lost the original Core Fighter. And the Gundam had a learning programme to understand and grow with me as I grew better skilled...
aldo salt (04:21:52): "Page Isaac…" He mutters to himself under his breath. "…Think nothing of it, your Majesty!"
cubey@aol.pl (04:21:54): Tron: "That was close! As expected of Tobia, a fellow pirate!"
cubey@aol.pl (04:22:07): Isaac, Dr West and Rock, act now.
VJockey (04:22:16): "NO! IT IS YOUR BRAIN! I AM SURE OF IT! THE GENIUS OF DOCTOR WEST IS NEVER WRONG!"
sketchbookfiend (04:22:31): Loran:"But if Zeon could make something like this, how come they never did? How could they not defeat you, Amuro. This is really weird."
VJockey (04:22:31): Elsa: "Until it is-robo"
ZebulonCrispi (04:22:38): Bismuth: "Let us focus on that mighty monster, so that Amuro can defeat the shadow of his past!"
Overman Zappa (04:22:46): MarKus: "You're OBVIOUSLY wrong! Now shut up and shoot the giant lava robot!"
Meraxa (04:23:18): Amuro: Well... how long does a 'brain' need to grow before its considered ready?
cubey@aol.pl (04:23:44): Tron: "Talk about stolen brains later! Let's defeat those guys first!"
Fri Freeman (04:23:51): Rock: "I think that giant monster is going to destroy the city while we're arguing about amuro's brain, guys."
Meraxa (04:23:53): Amuro: Did anyone even remember this facility existed after the- alright fine!
VJockey (04:24:03): "It depends on the technology! In my genius hands it would take less than a few days"
aldo salt (04:24:04): *He loads some armor-piercing drum rounds into his Anti-Material Rifle! "Take this, mechanized Simian! You will not usurp the position of supreme Hominid upon this planet!" Isaac's rifle goes 'pew-pew-pew'!+
cubey@aol.pl (04:24:17): (What is your target, Isaac?)
Meraxa (04:24:37): Amuro: I'll handle my doppelganger, you guys go for the big one. Don't let the green monkey get the key!
aldo salt (04:24:43): (The monkey robot?)
cubey@aol.pl (04:24:47): (Those are down)
aldo salt (04:25:08): (The green monkey, then.)
aldo salt (04:25:35): (the reaver bot, to be specific)
tengusaur (04:25:50): (I think the green monkey is Teisel)
cubey@aol.pl (04:25:55): Teisel: "What? But all the monkeys are down?!" Confused.
Meraxa (04:26:19): Amuro: Oh look, its yelling again.
VJockey (04:27:26): "In any case...."
cubey@aol.pl (04:27:33): Wojigairon is too large to evade! The rifle shots hit its unsightly jaw head on.
VJockey (04:27:38): "ATLANTIS STRIIIIIIKE!!!!"
cubey@aol.pl (04:27:51): But then the aforementioned jaw opens and shoots out small homing fireballs at Isaac. React!
VJockey (04:28:06): *Wesr unleashes the said attack to the Wojigairon's FACE!+
SaAnne (04:28:49): "Did Amuro Rei have brain tests?" Bernie shaks his head. "Whatever happened, we got two to deal with."
cubey@aol.pl (04:29:08): That face is even more battered! But while small people get fireballs, Demonpain gets a full dose of FIRE BREATH AT POINT BLANK.
cubey@aol.pl (04:29:10): React also.
aldo salt (04:29:19): *"Oh Dear!" Isaac pops his parasail, and tries to glide away from the heat-seaking flaming death!+
cubey@aol.pl (04:29:20): (Rock can act)
aldo salt (04:30:11): "Leopold! If you do wish to repay any presumed debt to myself, then perhaps you could–!"
ZebulonCrispi (04:30:24): #Isaac
VJockey (04:30:29): "HAH! FIRE IS NO LONGER MY WEAKNESS! I have prepared for such an attack.. now... DIG ME NO GRAVE! FULL POWAAAAAH!"
cubey@aol.pl (04:30:32): Approved.
ZebulonCrispi (04:30:41): Leopold: "Ah! Right! Yes!"
ZebulonCrispi (04:31:19): * Super Bismuth opens fire at the lava balls with negaforce rays! After all, the biggest danger of the lava is its extreme heat, and heat is a form of energy... +
VJockey (04:31:53): *Elsa just has this look on her face before Demonpain charges through the flames regardless of damage to punch the reaverbot with a Spell Cannon full power point blank punch blast!!+
cubey@aol.pl (04:31:58): Isaac escapes unharmed since Bismuth neutralizes most of the balls, making the others easy to dodge.
cubey@aol.pl (04:32:18): Damage to the Reaverbot's head is immense! But so is Demonpain's heat right now.
cubey@aol.pl (04:32:40): It's starting to smoke pretty badly, and you barely evade the fate of a certain Kabuto. That is, death in magma.
cubey@aol.pl (04:33:15): Also there are probably internal fires inside Demonpain's body as we speak.
VJockey (04:34:57): [West sniffs... then looks down. His everything is on fire.]
VJockey (04:34:58): "...."
VJockey (04:35:45): [Cue loud girlish screaming as the Demonpain crashes and rolls around on the ground flailing helplessly.]
cubey@aol.pl (04:36:23): (Since Fri seems AFK or busy, Tobia, Amuro and MarKus can move now)
cubey@aol.pl (04:36:54): By the way, you'd like to know: Wojigairon is drinking magma.
cubey@aol.pl (04:36:59): And it makes it heal rapidly!
cubey@aol.pl (04:37:04): West's sacrifice is for nothing!
SaAnne (04:38:13): Bernie: This looks...beyond me
ZebulonCrispi (04:38:29): Bismuth: "Never lose hope, battle brother!"
ZebulonCrispi (04:38:47): Bismuth: "If our souls are united by courage, there is no foe we cannot overcome!"
Meraxa (04:38:55): As Amuro has likely little in terms of a skill gap between him and his opponent, he'll have to rely somewhat on his machine. Recalling the Funnels to his side, he attempts to use them to flank the Amakusa on multiple sides, drawing a clay bazooka from the Nu's back as he then tries to add that to the pile of attacks+
tengusaur (04:39:12): * "Take this!" Tobia pulls out the Peacock Smasher and aims at the Amakusa! But before he pulls the trigger, he starts to spin rapidly, and only then fires, sending the multiple beams flying towards the enemy MS at unpredictable trajectories! "Random Shot!" +
cubey@aol.pl (04:39:14): Tron: "Courage is one thing, but how will it prevent from repairing itself so quickly?"
Overman Zappa (04:39:35): *MarKus doesn't know WHAT to do against a giant freakin lava robot. With only a few options MarKus makes a full charge, foot first, towards the head of the towering Reaverbot! "PLASMAAAAA DISASTER!"+
ZebulonCrispi (04:40:23): Leopold: "We'll have to find a way to keep it from drinking that lava."
VJockey (04:40:35): [If West wasn't trying to stop his ONE WEAKNESS, he'd rag at MarKus for plagarizing his tactics.]
cubey@aol.pl (04:40:41): As Amuro launches the fins, suddenly Amakusa shoots them down, each fired at individually just as it takes off!
cubey@aol.pl (04:41:24): The Peacock Smasher shots and the bazooka are taken on by the shield - it's a physical one, but very sturdy. And that's not all.
cubey@aol.pl (04:41:47): A very Gundam-like hammer launches from the shield, spinning just as the mobile suit does, and threatening to smash into both of you.
cubey@aol.pl (04:41:53): Amuro and Tobia, react.
cubey@aol.pl (04:42:23): MarKus doesn't have fire breathed in his direction. Instead, the reaverbot tries to rip him apart with bare hands! React!
sketchbookfiend (04:42:24): #Amuro and Tobia
cubey@aol.pl (04:42:27): Approved.
Meraxa (04:42:47): Amuro: They even-?! *Amuro wonders why HE never thought of that, but rather than dodge, he tries to raise his shield to it, so it might stop and give him a chance to grab the chain!+
cubey@aol.pl (04:43:13): (Rock move)
sketchbookfiend (04:43:27): *The Turn A takes its own Gundam Hammer off of it's hip and starts spinning before launching it at Amakusa, hoping to tangle it up with the other one!+
aldo salt (04:44:04): "Keeping it from drinking the lava…" Isaac muses from up above...
aldo salt (04:44:09): "I have it!"
tengusaur (04:44:18): * "It's even more powerful than the monkeys!" Defending against a physical attack is not a good idea in Crossbone's current state, so Tobia tries to escape by rapidly dropping down! +
aldo salt (04:44:22): "We need to somehow make the Lava taste Bad!"
cubey@aol.pl (04:44:40): Teisel: "How? How does lava taste like anyway?!"
ZebulonCrispi (04:44:45): Leopold: "Is such a thing possible?"
aldo salt (04:45:09): "Like liquid rock, presumably!" Isaac theorizes.
Fri Freeman (04:45:19): Rock:"Maybe we salt it?"
aldo salt (04:45:30): "Perhaps if we added a bunch of sulfur to it…or Salt, yes!"
cubey@aol.pl (04:45:31): Loran's trick is successful! The hammer is not completely stopped, but slowed down enough so it bounces off Amuro's shield without dealing any damage. And yes, it's entangled now and useless.
ZebulonCrispi (04:45:47): Leopold: "Do we have enough of either of those?"
cubey@aol.pl (04:46:20): Tron: "Yellow paint is one thing, but I don't have enough Servbots to get enough salt for a whole volcano!"
sketchbookfiend (04:46:25): Loran: "I was lucky to have brought it along this time."
Overman Zappa (04:46:54): *MarKus just can't seem to catch a break today. He abandons his kick and just redirects, heading off in another direction, stage left.
Fri Freeman (04:47:06): Rock: "Or maybe we could distract it out of the lava. Hey, giant reaverbot, how about you follow me?" Rock throws a couple of grenades toward the robot, in an attempt to get its attention.+
cubey@aol.pl (04:47:42): MarKus manages to avoid getting hit. But then, he doesn't deal any damage either - although as it is now, the reaverbot would probably regenerate it anyway.
cubey@aol.pl (04:48:14): Wojigairon looks at Rock with disapproval as grenades explode around its body.
Fri Freeman (04:48:28): Rock: "Aww man..."
cubey@aol.pl (04:48:29): It roars while standing on back legs, grabs more lava rocks and throws them at him!
Overman Zappa (04:48:44): MarKus: "The hell are we supposed to even do about this thing!"
cubey@aol.pl (04:48:44): Also you can see that even while not drinking lava, damage caused by the grenades starts to regenerate anyway.
cubey@aol.pl (04:48:54): Bernie, Loran and Leopold can move.
cubey@aol.pl (04:48:57): Bon: "Babbu!"
SaAnne (04:49:00): #for Markus bro
cubey@aol.pl (04:49:10): (No need, MarKus already defended himself)
cubey@aol.pl (04:49:16): Tron: "What's that Bon? A great idea!"
Fri Freeman (04:49:20): Rock: "We need to get it out of the lava somehow..."
cubey@aol.pl (04:49:33): Teisel: "But it doesn't want to leave!"
cubey@aol.pl (04:49:53): Those little horns on Bon's head start to spin a little. Apparently they are drills.
ZebulonCrispi (04:50:05): Leopold: "We'll at least try to keep it from drinking for a while!"
Fri Freeman (04:50:06): Rock says as he zig zag across the city to dodge the falling lava rocks.+
cubey@aol.pl (04:50:14): Tron: "If it won't leave the volcano, then we'll make the volcano leave it instead."
Fri Freeman (04:50:19): Rock: Then we should... yeah!"
aldo salt (04:50:20): "Dear sweet heavenly Jove, it truly is a creature of Magma!" Isaac exclaims.
ZebulonCrispi (04:50:29): * Super Bismuth flies around up and above the creature...
ZebulonCrispi (04:50:40): Leopold & Bismuth: "Super Bismuth... MAGNETON FIST!"
cubey@aol.pl (04:50:41): Rock is small and fast, and escapes without harm.
tengusaur (04:50:53): Tobia: "You want to redirect the lava?"
ZebulonCrispi (04:51:00): * More magnetic waves! Their aim this time: To pull upwards on the monster's had, keeping it from lowering it to the lava to drink. +
tengusaur (04:51:06): Tobia: "Sounds good to me!"
SaAnne (04:51:28): "Way top big to drag." Bernie tried to analyze; he thought of breaking Wojiga's maw but coulf Gaza do it? in MA mode, it flies towards the giant lava bot's backside. "Okay, let's try this. Uwaa!" Gaza D transforms again and both beam sabers are drawn
aldo salt (04:51:32): "Say, Prince Leopold, Super Bismuth…do you think you could repeat the trick you used to protect me…on the entire volcano?"
SaAnne (04:51:33): *too
sketchbookfiend (04:51:40): Loran: "If it's going to be a Gundam battle, then it's going to be a Gundam battle." *Turn A pulls out it's beam rifle and fires a massive shot towards the Amakusa.+
cubey@aol.pl (04:51:45): The head is getting higher. Really high - too close for comfort! It starts to bite and breath fire in your general direction. React!
cubey@aol.pl (04:52:01): (That was for Leo)
ZebulonCrispi (04:52:13): * Whoa! Too close for comfort. Super Bismuth flies upwards, trying to keep out of its biting range without losing a hold on the head. +
SaAnne (04:52:31): Gaza D tries to dive for the back of the neck+
aldo salt (04:52:40): "If we could cool all of the magma, then we could trap the giant Simian in a mantle of rock!"
aldo salt (04:52:43): #Leo?
cubey@aol.pl (04:52:49): Approved.
cubey@aol.pl (04:53:27): Bernie attacks at a weak point, where the Wojigairon cannot defend or counter attack!
cubey@aol.pl (04:54:07): What it can do however is stomp its feet while partially submerged in the lava. Then it unleashes an electric ring that threatens to attack all nearby targets, that is the Gaza!
cubey@aol.pl (04:54:07): React.
aldo salt (04:54:15): *"Keep your foul breath away from the Prince!" Isaac banks to the right, and fires off an explosive RPG sound from the barrel of his rifle, aiming for the creature's eye!+
VJockey (04:54:55): #Bernie
cubey@aol.pl (04:54:57): The Amakusa flies down rapidly to evade the blast. It had to abandon the hammer to achieve this, but now it's firing the beam rifle back at Loran. React!
cubey@aol.pl (04:54:58): Approved.
VJockey (04:55:13): "SUPER WEST BLAZING ATLANTIS STRIKE!!!"
Meraxa (04:55:23): #Loran
cubey@aol.pl (04:55:35): Wojigairon roars in fury when its eye is hit. Leopold and Bismuth get higher up and to safety.
cubey@aol.pl (04:55:38): Approved, Amuro.
VJockey (04:56:07): *The still partially on fire Demonpain leaps over the Gaza and into the path of the attack to Atlantis Strike the magmabot!+
Meraxa (04:56:23): Amuro: Oi! *Amuro flies in, drawing a beam saber as he slashes towards the Amakusa's extended rifle arm+
VJockey (04:56:23): [Saving Bernie was a happy accident.]
sketchbookfiend (04:56:27): *The Tun A dashes sideways to avoid the beam, and is already taking aim to try and give it another go once he's out of the way.+
SaAnne (04:56:46): Bernie: Mister West!
VJockey (04:57:06): "That's DOCTOR WEST!!!!!@
VJockey (04:57:09): "
aldo salt (04:57:21): "Ho Ho!" Isaac exults, pumping and mechanized fist. "What do you think of that, you dull subhuman!"
aldo salt (04:57:24): ?"
cubey@aol.pl (04:57:57): (Bernie still needs a react)
SaAnne (04:58:33): "What the...?!" He was not expecting that ring, and tries to ascend+
cubey@aol.pl (04:59:20): The ring is horizontal, so Bernie is not hit.
cubey@aol.pl (04:59:22): Doctor West is.
cubey@aol.pl (04:59:43): The robot staggers under this attack, heavily damaged - but it starts to regenerate already!
VJockey (04:59:53): [Two words. Big Afro.]
cubey@aol.pl (05:00:02): If only Demonpain could regenerate as quickly. But alas, it's shocked and on fire, barely able to move.
cubey@aol.pl (05:00:28): As for Amakusa.
cubey@aol.pl (05:00:57): It dodges again! The giant beam nicks it - and then Amuro cuts off its right arm! But it's not done for yet - the claw on the shield starts biting angrily.
cubey@aol.pl (05:01:08): Isaac, Dr West and Rock can act now.
cubey@aol.pl (05:01:26): Bon: "Babbuuuu!"
cubey@aol.pl (05:01:31): Tron: "Now, Servbots!"
cubey@aol.pl (05:01:45): "If only those lugheads didn't destroy almost all my Borers!"
cubey@aol.pl (05:02:04): Gustaff, Bon and the remaining Servbot Borer start digging a hole in the volcano. The magma level is dropping!
VJockey (05:02:18): "my Hair...!"
VJockey (05:02:44): "Its..."
VJockey (05:02:49): "ITS..."
VJockey (05:03:09): ".... MAGNIFICENT!!"
tengusaur (05:03:59): Tobia: "Who could've predicted this will happen, Tron!"
cubey@aol.pl (05:04:24): Tron: "I didn't bring all these drills here for no reason!"
VJockey (05:04:27): "However, granting me this gift of retro style that matches my brilliance will not have me grant you any mercy!!"

[DRAMATIC POINT!]

"DIG ME NO GRAVE!!!"
VJockey (05:05:33): *With that Demonpain unleashes a rain of lasers all over the area - seeking to drain the magma from where the reaverbot was standing... unfortunately...+
VJockey (05:06:01): Elsa: "Doctor... you forgot we didn't come alone-robo."
cubey@aol.pl (05:06:13): Mid-speech, Wojigairon smacks at Demonpain with its mighty hand. React.
VJockey (05:06:27): "Bah! What's a little friendly fire between friends-"
VJockey (05:07:15): *Nope. West was too busy pontificating. Smacked down instantly.+
aldo salt (05:07:33): *At a certain height, Isaac pops his para-sail, and Sinclair Family sword drawn, freefalls down towards a small white circle on the Reaver Bot's jaw that he's 75% certain is a weak spot! "Prepare yourself to taste diamond-coated Steell!!!" He shouts, raising his sword and stabbing downward!+
cubey@aol.pl (05:07:58): Demonpain is knocked out of the sky and crashes into the volcano's side. It starts to slowly roll down, unable to fight anymore. Not into magma, fortunately.
cubey@aol.pl (05:08:10): But on the other hand!
cubey@aol.pl (05:08:26): The beam shots made enough holes to reduce the magma Wojigairon can access to almost nothing.
cubey@aol.pl (05:08:29): On the other other hand.
cubey@aol.pl (05:08:36): Servbot: "Eeek!"
cubey@aol.pl (05:08:41): Bon: "Babbuuuu!"
cubey@aol.pl (05:08:47): Tron: "You big fooool!"
cubey@aol.pl (05:09:04): Those three are flying through the air, thrown their by the beam-caused explosions.
cubey@aol.pl (05:10:29): The giant reaverbot looks angrily at Isaac and bites with the same jaw you try to strike at! React.
ZebulonCrispi (05:11:58): #Isaac
cubey@aol.pl (05:12:21): Approved.
Overman Zappa (05:12:29): MarKus: "He's really going at him... with... a REAL sword. Godthat guy is nuts but... GOOD LUCK FUCKER!" He was really cheering him on.
ZebulonCrispi (05:12:30): A fellow noble in peril!
ZebulonCrispi (05:12:41): * Super Bismuth FLIES INTO THE JAWS OF DEATH.
aldo salt (05:12:59): "That was not this Colossal Being's weak spot?" Isaac blurts out in conclusion. "Gahhhh!" Falling down, he clings to a ledge on the Monkey's neck and hangs on for dear life!
ZebulonCrispi (05:13:03): *He's going to forcefully hold the reaverbot's jaws open long enough for Isaac to escape! +
aldo salt (05:13:04): +
aldo salt (05:13:59): Isaac grins at Super Bismuth. "My thanks, Leopold, Bismuth!" He takes the opportunity to climb out of the jaw, and onto the top of the reaverbot's head!+
cubey@aol.pl (05:15:26): The plan is stupidly reckless and Super Bismuth feels tension on his limbs, causing them to creak and slowly start to break.
cubey@aol.pl (05:15:36): But that was long enough to prevent anyone from being eaten!
cubey@aol.pl (05:15:44): Also, damage to the Wojigairon is no longer healing.
cubey@aol.pl (05:15:50): Tobia, Amuro, MarKus, go.
ZebulonCrispi (05:15:56): Bismuth: "A bold plan, Leopold... but I don't think this body can handle it more than once."
cubey@aol.pl (05:15:59): (Also Rock)
tengusaur (05:16:49): (what weapons the Amakusa still can use?)
Fri Freeman (05:16:59): Rock: "Great, the reaverbot is no longer healing. See what happen when we cooperate, tron? Now let's focus fire on it!"
cubey@aol.pl (05:17:09): (It only has the shield left, but it has a claw)
Fri Freeman (05:17:39): Rock changes his weapon into hyper shell, and fires a bunch of explosive cannon shells toward the giant reaverbot's jaw.+
aldo salt (05:17:42): "Leopold, Bismuth!" Isaac waves frantically from the top of the giant monkey-bot's head. "Get out of there now!"
cubey@aol.pl (05:18:06): Tron: "That was no cooperation Rock! Tell your trained monkey to be more careful the next time!" All the tsun as she tries to make her way out of the upside-down, barely functional Gustaff.
ZebulonCrispi (05:18:26): Super Bismuth will take the first available opportunity to get back out of the reaver's mouth.
cubey@aol.pl (05:18:52): Super Bismuth is out, hyper shells are in. The reaverbot roars as damage intensifies!
tengusaur (05:19:29): * Tobia has a plan! He rushes in, trying to take a point-blank shot at the Amakusa with the beam rifle he stole from a munky! The shot is aimed right at the shield, in a way that makes it really easy to grab the gun with the claw and intercept it! Also, he sneakily attaches the cable to the rifle in the meantime... &
Meraxa (05:20:05): Amuro actually lets the Amakusa try and bite him. Why? Because in the moments its doing so, its got a grip on him, which kinda makes it difficult for it to just back away! He'll try and use the opportunity to grab ahold of the machine, before its PUNCHING TIME+
cubey@aol.pl (05:20:12): The claw grabs at the rifle and starts cutting it apart - and Crossbone's arm too if you're not careful! React/continue.
Overman Zappa (05:20:45): *MarKus's powered up time is over, so all he has left is to move around behind the Reaverbot as best and fast as he can and start dumping shots form the beam pistols as fast as he can. As much dakka as pulling triggers will allow!+
cubey@aol.pl (05:21:03): You know what has more range than a punch? A kick! That's right, the Amuro bio computer likes to melee as much as the original thing!
cubey@aol.pl (05:21:05): React to that too.
tengusaur (05:21:28): * Tobia quickly pulls his hand back! And then...
Meraxa (05:21:40): Amuro: I SEE IT! *And with that, Amuro raises his own Gundam's leg to block!+
tengusaur (05:22:40): * "Gotcha!" Tobia moves back, but the chain is still attached to the beam gun - and Amakusa's claw that's still holding it! He spins the enemy Mobile Suit around a few times to gain momentum, and then lets go, sending it flying towards the giant Reaverbot! +
tengusaur (05:22:51): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrgwOpkbRvo
cubey@aol.pl (05:23:49): Amuro can predict that the cloned brain predicted his prediction!
sketchbookfiend (05:23:49): Loran: "Yes! Nice one Tobia!"
cubey@aol.pl (05:24:12): That stops the Amakusa in its tracks - and then Tobia throws it towards Wojigairon, which is further damaged by MarKus before the impact makes it unable to fight back.
cubey@aol.pl (05:24:19): Both enemies are barely holding themselves together now!
cubey@aol.pl (05:24:26): Bernie, Loran, Leopold, finish it.
ZebulonCrispi (05:24:52): Leopold: "This is it! Super Bismuth..."
ZebulonCrispi (05:25:02): Bismuth: "...MEGATON PUNCH!"
ZebulonCrispi (05:25:29): * Super Bismuth, drop straight down from the sky above Wojigairon, fist the size of a Gundam, to clock it in the head. Good night, reaver! +
aldo salt (05:26:05): @Leo?
sketchbookfiend (05:26:07): *The Turn A's eyes glow briefly as it steadies itself, both hands on the beam rifle as it charges and fires off a massive beam shot right into the Amakusa and Wojigairon.+
SaAnne (05:27:07): Bernie fires knuckle buster and a missile barrage!+
cubey@aol.pl (05:27:09): (No need, probably)
aldo salt (05:27:22): (In any case)
aldo salt (05:28:18): "Ya-Hohhhh–!" Isaac frantically leaps off the top of the Wojigairon's heads before he gets clobbered by Super Bismuth's non-corrodable punch!
cubey@aol.pl (05:28:31): That punch was too much. And as if it wasn't enough, it's followed by barrage of beams and missiles, and a single big one.
cubey@aol.pl (05:28:39): Both foes explode at the same time!
cubey@aol.pl (05:28:55): Sending something into the air.
cubey@aol.pl (05:28:58): It's the key!
cubey@aol.pl (05:29:04): It lands near a Servbot.
cubey@aol.pl (05:29:08): Servbot: "Ooooh!"
cubey@aol.pl (05:29:11): It picks it up.
cubey@aol.pl (05:29:16): Servbot: "Miss Tron!"
Fri Freeman (05:29:24): Roll: "Get the key, Rock! Don't let the bonnes have it!"
tengusaur (05:29:31): Tobia: "Oh crap!"
VJockey (05:30:02): "HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!!
Overman Zappa (05:30:10): MarKus: "Twenty-two! Get that key!"
cubey@aol.pl (05:30:24): Servbot: "Eeek?!"
Fri Freeman (05:30:25): Rock fires his jetskate to go toward the servbot. "Sorry Tron, I can't let pirates getting the mother lode!"
cubey@aol.pl (05:30:38): #22: "Oh no, what to do..."
cubey@aol.pl (05:30:54): Tron: "Good! Give it to me, #3!"
Overman Zappa (05:30:57): MarKus: "GET THE KEY!"
cubey@aol.pl (05:31:02): Tron: "The Bonnes win, in the... end?"
VJockey (05:31:03): [West, covered in.... well.. not that much at all really. His clothes are pretty much flaking off as he jogs to grab the servbot. Also. Afro.]
Meraxa (05:31:09): The White Devil glares as it lands nearby.
cubey@aol.pl (05:31:12): Tron left the Gustaff.
cubey@aol.pl (05:31:17): And what you can see is that...
cubey@aol.pl (05:31:38): The explosion courtesy of Dr West a while earlier managed to rip off most of her clothes.
cubey@aol.pl (05:31:48): What she wears right now barely counts as covering.
cubey@aol.pl (05:31:50): And she just realized that.
tengusaur (05:31:52): Tobia: "Er, Tron... You might wanna..."
cubey@aol.pl (05:31:54): And starts to grow red.
cubey@aol.pl (05:32:03): Tron: "DON'T LOOK AT ME!"
ZebulonCrispi (05:32:05): Leopold: "Well, this is awkward."
tengusaur (05:32:11): Tobia: "I'm not looking!"
cubey@aol.pl (05:32:16): Tron: "GOOD!"
cubey@aol.pl (05:32:19): She hides back in Gustaff.
VJockey (05:32:20): "HOW LEWD!"
cubey@aol.pl (05:32:33): Tron: "We're leaving right now. Gustaff, emergency takeoff!"
VJockey (05:32:35): [Pots and Kettles
cubey@aol.pl (05:32:41): Teisel: "But Tron, the Key!"
cubey@aol.pl (05:32:45): Tron: "WE'RE LEAVING!"
Meraxa (05:32:54): Amuro crouches down in the Gundam, gesturing with his palm towards the servbot.
Meraxa (05:32:59): Amuro: Mind if I have that?
cubey@aol.pl (05:33:04): Servbots quickly right the Gustaff back up and it starts to float away.
aldo salt (05:33:08): "Look out BELOWWWWWWWW~!!!" Isaac interjects, tumbling down from from the sky, and about to pancake anyone who doesn't get out of the way!
cubey@aol.pl (05:33:14): The one with the key in its hands: "Please... help yourself..."
VJockey (05:33:23): [Meaning West.]
Fri Freeman (05:33:25): Roll: "Rock? What's happening there? Why are you suddenly silent?"
cubey@aol.pl (05:33:31): It looks like it's going to cry, then runs away with the rest.
VJockey (05:33:35): [EVEN IN VICTORY HE IS DEFEATED.]
cubey@aol.pl (05:33:46): Bon: "Babbu!"
Fri Freeman (05:33:47): Rock: "Umm... nothing happened, Roll. Really."
cubey@aol.pl (05:33:50): Teisel: "Yeah... I agree."
cubey@aol.pl (05:33:58): The Bonnes are leaving. Really fast in Tron's case.
cubey@aol.pl (05:34:04): Anyway, you have the key now so it's all good, right?
tengusaur (05:34:11): Tobia: "I think... We shuld probably investigate that lab."
Meraxa (05:34:15): Amuro hops right out of the Gundam, taking the key. He sighs, realising he should probably make sure the ones he bossed aroun earlier are okay...
tengusaur (05:34:22): Tobia: "Maybe there's more monkeys!"
sketchbookfiend (05:34:31): Loran: "Yeah probably."
ZebulonCrispi (05:34:32): Lepold: "Or more..."
Fri Freeman (05:34:41): Rock: "Alright, we got the key! One more to go!"
sketchbookfiend (05:34:42): Loran:"...probably not for the monkeys."
tengusaur (05:34:48): Tobia is trying not to look at Dr West. Trying really hard.
Overman Zappa (05:34:50): MarKus: "TWENTY TWO! GET BACK HERE MAN!"
VJockey (05:34:50): [West is just letting out distinctly unhealthy noises.]
cubey@aol.pl (05:35:06): The Servbot is too far away to hear you, MarKus.
Meraxa (05:35:14): Amuro: ...I'll skip that, if thats alright. Should probably get the Doctor some medical attention as well.
cubey@aol.pl (05:35:19): Perhaps the wrath of Tron is higher on the priority list for it than the wrath of MarKus.
cubey@aol.pl (05:35:22): Either way.
cubey@aol.pl (05:35:25): MISSION SUCCESSFUL
Overman Zappa (05:35:40): Naw, MarKus is just sadface he didn't stick around. Stupid programming vs friendship.
aldo salt (05:35:44): Isaac sits up, shaking his head after the catastrophic lithiobreaking attempt. "Aye ya…I hope I did not inconvenience anyone."
VJockey (05:37:01): [West flails his hand from his place under Isaac.]
aldo salt (05:38:03): Isaac bats it away idly, frowning as he looks around. "I do not see anyone who has gotten hurt…." He mumbles to himself.