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Mission 230: "All I want for Christmas is ARMAGEDDON!"
wyverncakes
: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_3sSQ6KNgM
: WHEN WE LAST LEFT OUR HEROES...
: A madman with a laugh straight out of One Piece had declared he was gong to destroy the world!
: There's chaos in the streets, along with fire, monsters out of Rankin-Bass stop-motion holdiay specials, and all kinds of other craziness
wyverncakes
: Regular people on the Chalice, how the heck are you reacting to all of this?
VJockey
: "Tbbbttttthhhhht"
Aero
: Kurou: "How are Nutcrackers even doing this?"
VJockey
: [That's how.]
wyverncakes
: (Regular people. You wait your turn)
: For their part, the Chalice's command crew is mostly trying to help coordinate a counterattack.
: Captain Smith is trying out different kinds of laughs.
Meraxa
: Richard is pissed. The first Christmas he could have had a chance to actually CELEBRATE and this happens?! He hasn't even had a chance to use the mistletoe yet!
wyverncakes
: Maxene: "They're doing this with the power of Christmas Spirit, just like the Doctor said before."
arachnion01@gmail.com
: (What about blonde vacationers?)
wyverncakes
: (Regular enough to participate)
: Maxene: "He's somehow consolidated multiple lifetime's worth of Christmas Spirit energy for his own ends... and the sky's the limit with that."
: Ayame: "You don't actually mean-"
: Maxene just points out at the gigantic Festivus pole. It's glowing a little bit like a rod of plutonium.
wyverncakes
: Maxene: "That says enough, doesn't it?"
arachnion01@gmail.com
: A girl's voice comes in over the comms. "...So, this scientist could actually...do something?"
Aero
: Kurou: "Well, what a convenient target."
wyverncakes
: Ayame: "Wait... don't tell me..."
: "... Charl, is that you?"
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "...I thought I was going to have a normal vacation...I'm on the ground right now. Ready to assist."
Aero
: Kurou: "So it's like a cameo appearance."
wyverncakes
: Ayame: "... Thnk god. Push come to shove, having another warm body could make all the difference. Everyone.. who's here because they're not out shopping or anything, launch as soon as you can!"
wyverncakes
: Maxene: "And everyone... be careful. With so much Christmas Spirit here, there's no telling what might happen."
: Thus you're clear to go out into the city, where you will see...
: Well, there's Dr. Kessler, still laughing like a lunatic on top of his aluminum pole.
: And along with him are...!
: TWO giant, robot versions of Yazan, ardorned with turtle markings all over their bodies.
wyverncakes
: THREE automaton "Robo-kings", one gold, one frankenscence, and one myrrh
: FOUR of the aforementioned Coal Monsters
: FIVE giang chocolate cookie monsters
: SIXngths of christmas lights in the form of a snake
: SEVEN of those yetis
: EIGHT robotic drummerboys, who are riding on eight of the NINE giant mechanical reindeer
: TEN fir-treants adorneds with more Christmas lights and ornaments
: ELEVEN of the nutcrackers
wyverncakes
: And TWELVE gigantic, miserly, bent-overmen with canes... and you can see their giant shoes are transparent!
ZebulonCrispi has entered the room.
wyverncakes
: And inside...
: DOZENS of poor, adorable puppies who are bounced around every which way with every movement these Scroogebots make!
: Dr. Kessler: CHIIIIIIIIIIIIRU CHIRU CHIRU CHIIIIRUUUUUUUU!
: Dr. Kessler's noticed you, obviously.
: "Ooooh, and what do we have here? People trying to stop my moment of yuletide triumph?"
Meraxa
: A massive beam of light erupts from the city streets, a great, robotic paladin emerging in... a strange red and white set of robes. You can almost hear the blinking from Richard. But nevertheless, the robot readies to fight.
arachnion01@gmail.com
: Serious time! "There's a lot of enemies...Rafale!" One flashy never-animated transformation sequence later, Charl's in her orange armor suit-but underneath she's wearing a butler outfit.
Meraxa
: "We're putting an end to this madness!"
wyverncakes
: Kessler's shickering, "chii chi chi chichi... Oh? And with what?"
Meraxa
: "Giant robots."
Aero
: Kurou: "...do you seriously have puppies in those Scroogebots." Kurou changes into Magius Form still confused about this whole thing.
wyverncakes
: Kessler beams proudly at that question!
: "Of course! How do you think I could accumulate so much Christmas Spirit in the first place?"
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "...Is that...actually a thing."
wyverncakes
: "The cruelty of one old miser through his lifetime could create such a powerful experience, transforming him overnight!"
wyverncakes
: "So what about twelve spending a whole year just kicking around puppies!"
Meraxa
: "...A whole YEAR?!"
wyverncakes
: (At any rate, you three are free to go)
: Kessler: "I was on a short, short schedule! I had to catch up somehow, mind you! But look at my results! Chiiiiirurururururururuuuuuuu!"
Meraxa
: Richard won't let this stand! He summons the Paladin Blade to his side, and immediately charges for the Scrooges. He'll try and hack each one he can find at the legs, to get the puppies away from this madness!+
arachnion01@gmail.com
: *No sense wasting time! Charl summons her rifles, and goes to start peppering the overmen with bullets!
wyverncakes
: (Overmen?)
Meraxa
: (Think you used the term, yeah)
wyverncakes
: (Derp. Meant men that are just bent over)
VJockey
: (Bent overmen)
Aero
: * Kurou adds to Charl's barrage with Cthugha and Ithaqua. Magic bullets go!+
wyverncakes
: [Richard, Kurou, Charl] Fortunately, it seems that farming Christmas spirit means the bots combat ability is less than stellar! Ideigi charges forward, chopping one of them down as it cries out "HUUUUMBUUUUUG!", while Charl and Kurou manage to another two each with the gunfire to disable it!! HOWEVER! Ideigi, you're now behing beset on by both sides by Nutcrackers brandishing swords, and Charl's caught the attention of the lead reindeer that fires a massive red laser from its nose! And Kurou, one of the Yazans reaches and pulls out a gigantic turtle shell which it chucks straight at Demonbane!
: (React: you three. Support defends are welcome)
cubey@aol.pl
: # Ideigi
wyverncakes
: (Approved)
arachnion01@gmail.com
: *zip zip zip to avoid the laser!
cubey@aol.pl
: ???: "OooOOOOoooo..."
arachnion01@gmail.com
: +
cubey@aol.pl
: What's this? It sounds like a ghost is making scaaaaary noises.
VJockey
: #Charl?
Aero
: (Not in Demonbane yet!)
cubey@aol.pl
: Except that ghost's voice is way too cutesy to scare anyone.
wyverncakes
: Dr. Kessler: "Hmmmm? Who's there? Show yourself to me and my army of destruuuuction!"
cubey@aol.pl
: *Suddenly one of the attacking Nutcrackers is entangled in a net of beam wires. No, that's not right - beam CHRISTMAS LIGHTS. How festive!+
Meraxa
: Richard: ...Is that...? *Ideigi turns its now bearded head, the frenchman inside blinking again*
cubey@aol.pl
: Felicita: "Umm, it's just me. I'm a ghost of Christmas past. Hello."
Meraxa
: Richard: FELICITA!
cubey@aol.pl
: The Deva stands behind the nutcrackers and waves shyly with its free arm. It also has a pair of tiny, useless angel wings.
sketchbookfiend
: #Kurou even if he's not in demonbane
wyverncakes
: (Yeah, derp. Kurou. And yes, go ahead both of you)
VJockey
: "Tbtttthhhhhhht"
cubey@aol.pl
: Felicita: "Richard, hello! The magic of Christmas brought me back to life for one day of the year!"
: "Actually, I am supposed to be a ghost so can you pretend that you are afraid of me?"
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "...Huh?"
sketchbookfiend
: *Kurou will be feeling himself picked up bridal style and practically teleported out of the way by...a random street santa+
Aero
: "Uh...ah?"
wyverncakes
: [Felicita and Richard] And yes indeed... the Deva's there, intact and fully functioning as if it never suffered from a Generic Bad End! Its cables do the job they needed to too, shredding one of the nutcrackers! But Richard... should've been focusing on the other though, whose sword strikes Ideigi, scarring the machine!
Meraxa
: Richard: ...Um... aaaaaaah? AAAAAAH! *Yeah, uh, ouch*
cubey@aol.pl
: Felicita: "Thanks! Uh oh... umm, mind the actual bad guys here too."
VJockey
: *And like a derpy angel of deliverance it rolls off from a roof to grab ahold of the Robot reindeer with... a tentacle? Well Whatever it was it was turnin the Reindeer's laser nose... at Dr Kessler's minions!+
Meraxa
: Richard: Right, right...
wyverncakes
: [Kurou and ???] Yeah, a teleport does a good job of getting you out of the way of a gigantic turtle shuriken which chops through a building.
Aero
: Kurou: "The hell let go of me!"
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "Who are you, miss...ghost?" Yeah Charl is lost here.
sketchbookfiend
: ???: "Tsk is that how you thank someone that saves your life?" Mystery santa drops Kurou unceremoniously onto the ground.
wyverncakes
: [Charl and ??? 2] Charl, your evasive actions were fortunately not super-necessary, thanks to the reindeer's attack suddenly switching targets, cutting through its own ranks and cutting through one of the drummerboys and two of the other reindeer!
cubey@aol.pl
: Felicita: "I am a sad little girl who suffered through all her life and finally died. It's a very heartwarming Christmas story."
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "Umm, okay..."
Aero
: "I have wings! I could have dodged myself!" He'll still land on his feet.
VJockey
: "Tbbbtttttttthhhht"
wyverncakes
: Kessler: "Whaaaaaaaaa?!? Th-this isn't supposed to happen! I and I ALONE seized power of Christmas Spirit! All this other stuf... I won't stand for it!"
sketchbookfiend
: ???: "Yeah yeah, you're welcome. Should focus on beating down the nasty psycho up there."
wyverncakes
: Yes indeed... your ranks have ballooned up to six now!
Aero
: "The hell is a mall santa even doing running around in a fight?"
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "My name's Charlotte..."
cubey@aol.pl
: Felicita: "The Christmas Spirit exists to put everyone in a warm and happy mood, not to be abused for power and conquering the world!"
sketchbookfiend
: ???: "Hmph, my Uncle sent me to this damn universe to learn the meaning of Christmas, but when a fight breaks out of course I'm going to be here!"
: Mall Santa throws off his outfit revealing....!
: http://static3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130516043436/ultra/images/2/28/Ultraman_Zer0.png
VJockey
: "TBTHHHHHHHHTTTTHHT!"
wyverncakes
: (Enemy lineup: Turtletron x 2, Roboking x 3, Coal Monster x 4, Chocolate monster x 5, Light Snake x 6, Yeti x 7, Drummerboy x 7, Reindeer x 6 (one's still under Neural Parasite), Christmas Treant, Nutcracker x 10, Scroogebot x 7)
: (New lineup: Kurou, Richard, Charl, Felicita, Zero, Derpfestor)
: (Kurou, Richard, Charl)
cubey@aol.pl
: Felicita: "Oh, uhm. I am Felicita. Nice to meet you, mr or ms Charl, and you disgusting but also somehow cute bug thingy."
wyverncakes
: Ayame: "... Felicita..."
VJockey
: [Derpfestor is going to wave a stubby and useless claw, making the Reindeer wobble precariously.]
wyverncakes
: "It's good to see you again, in spite of these circumstances."
cubey@aol.pl
: Felicita: "I know! I have a note here, let me pick it up."
Meraxa
: Richard: Aye! And thats why I won't let your return go to was- wait, a note?
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: "Man you Earthlings in this dimension sure have some weird critters living here." Says this while looking at the weird Derp thing.
Meraxa
: Richard asks as he raises a fist, lining up a shot as it begins to glow.
cubey@aol.pl
: Felicita: "Umm, it says... I could not resist the opportunity to mine a drama angsfest canon for comedy? What does that even mean?"
: [4th wall - BROKEN]
: *Angstfest
wyverncakes
: [And Neptune's not even here yet to do that! Felicita how could you?!?]
Meraxa
: Richard: I'll ask Nep later! She knows this stuff. SOLAR PUNCH! *And then he flings out the energy fist, having lined up a variety of enemies - but first in line is that Nutcracker!+
VJockey
: [Derpfestor also has a note. He just can't read. So he chucks it at someone who can.]
arachnion01@gmail.com
: *"Uh, nice to meet you too..." Charl zip zips around, and summons the missile launchers she got off of Mr. Wilson. President Wilson. Those coal monsters, being made of a flammable material, are the first to take the missile storm!+
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: "Sounds like your writers are really pulling it out of their butt."
Aero
: "Ah, don't toss a note at me!"
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "But, you know, I'm a gi-" She's cut off by the sound of all the launching.
cubey@aol.pl
: Felicita: "It's a Christmas miracle!"
VJockey
: [Well Kurou - it just says: Derpfestor is here for shits and giggles. I can't reallythink of a better reason.]
cubey@aol.pl
: The Deva sprinkles some snow around, then stops, looking embarassed.
wyverncakes
: [Richad] The Nutcracker's response is to open its mouth, releasnig a massive blast of flame at Ideigi... which it only pulls off for a few seconds before the Solar Punch smashes it in! Whoo! BUT... Ideigi's arm is going to be kinda-sorta stuck in the wreckage of the Nutcracker... and from above... the Snowmonsters of the North spring down for the kill... fully eager to exploit the fact that Yukon Cornelius isn't around to wreck their shit!
: (React: Richard!)
swedenfc19
: (# Richard)
wyverncakes
: (Approved)
Aero
: * He'll crumple it up and get back to the fight. The pistols are dismissed and the Scimitar of Barzai is formed. He lines the flame of Cthugha along the Scimitar and then tosses the spinning blade at the Yetis. +
wyverncakes
: [Charl] Yeah, giant monsters made of coal... not a really smart idea. Now they're big monsters made of coal and on fire too! Good news: they're burning themselves out! Bad news: they're angry and screaming now, trying to claw at Charl and DAMN are they burning hot!
: (React: Charl)
swedenfc19
: And from ABOVE the Snowmonsters, golden light shimmers in the cloud before several... blue energy arrows rain down at them, and a pink mechanical angel descents from the clouds.+
: (http://img-cache.cdn.gaiaonline.com/95ae0bdef76f1f257336af8449f6394c/http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/ShivasEdge/Angel_GModel.jpg)
Meraxa
: Richard raises his shield to defend himself, but... what is THAT?+
arachnion01@gmail.com
: *Well one of the two parties in this scuffle is wearing an orange armor that shits sonic booms, so Charl puts that speed to good use and works on dodging in such a way those coal monsters will have to hit each other.+
Aero
: Kurou: "Another Angel?"
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: "Looks like a robot to me."
: Zero: "A really hot robot"
arachnion01@gmail.com
: She does get distracted briefly, though. "...Who would put breasts on a..."
cubey@aol.pl
: Felicita: "No, I was told the job of a Ghost of Christmas Past is mine alone for the mission."
swedenfc19
: ???: "This is the last time I shall follow Masaki's instruction on a sortie."
Meraxa
: Richard: ...Masa-who?
Aero
: Kurou: "What he said."
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: "Sounds like a guy who's bad with directions."
swedenfc19
: Lamia: "This is Lieutenant Lamia Loveless of the Galaxy Defense Force. I was following flight path instructions of a fellow comrade."
wyverncakes
: [Kurou, Lamia, and Richard] Ideigi's shield is up and ready for defense, but there's no need for it! The Angelg's arrows and the Scimitar of Barzai cut all the Snowmonsters to shreds in big, flashy showers of paper mache and fluff! Whoo!
Aero
: Kurou: "Galaxy Defense Force?"
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: "Yup, guy who's bad with directions...GDF sounds like something I'd be working for though."
Meraxa
: Richard: Lamia... Loveless...
Aero
: Kurou: "I like it."
Meraxa
: Richard: I have a strange ominous feeling now...
wyverncakes
: [Charl] And the fact they have to hit each other to go after Charl just means more damage to the quickly-burning monstrosities! In a matter of moments they've smashed each others to bit and are just ash and soot on the ground. You're a bit hot from the heat and dirty too, but you're otherwise fine!
swedenfc19
: Lamia: "Initial hypothesis indicate this is Earth, but not the Earth that the GDF is based from. Secondary hypothesis - you are engaging fantastic creatures on Christmas, therefore, this dimension's Earth is not too different."
wyverncakes
: (Felicita, Zero)
Meraxa
: Richard: ...Other Earths are this crazy too...
Aero
: Kurou: "What did something like this happen to you also?"
cubey@aol.pl
: Felicita: "Umm, I do not want to break the fight or anything, but do you know what being dead means?"
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "...You're one to talk..."
cubey@aol.pl
: "It means you can do this all the time without side effects. Because you are already dead. And don't care."
Meraxa
: Richard: Actually, being a soul doesn't mean you're safe either. Hell can be very, VERY camp right now.
cubey@aol.pl
: *Deva activates its super mode! The mobile suit jumps into the crowd of robotic Scrooges and starts spinning while emanating huge beam shots from its hands.+
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: "Alright enough jibber jabber out of me, time to deck some halls." *The Ultra crosses his arms over the each other and then out perpendicular to the side, growing to a giant size. A giant size where he can THROAT PUNCH one of those Yazan+
cubey@aol.pl
: (But Felicita tries to avoid hitting the puppies)
Aero
: @Deadlicita
arachnion01@gmail.com
: @Zeeeerooooooo
sketchbookfiend
: *parallel, bluh poses
wyverncakes
: [Felicita] Your beam strings chop up another two of the Scroogebots, but the others are quick to try to fall back from your assault... and instead now it's one of the Chocolate Monster's turns to attack, opening its mouth to attack you Godzilla-style... except not because instead a huge dollap of caramel is sprayed at the Deva!
: (React: Felicita. Kurou can now support attack as well)
Aero
: (Permission to change to support?)
wyverncakes
: (Sure)
cubey@aol.pl
: "Ah! Caramel!" *Felicita is so torn. On one hand, delicious food she could never eat before. On the other, deadly delicious food. She hesitantly jumps away, taking refuge behind a Scroogebot.+
wyverncakes
: [Zero] And now that you've gone jumbo-size, Maxene makes some comment about how "oh, you're an Ultra". Goddammit, what ISN'T she familiar with? But the Yazan/Turtletron responds to your attack by curling up into its shell-like body like a turtle... and is then spinning around to attack you again!
: (React: Zero. Charl can support now)
VJockey
: #Zero?
wyverncakes
: (Approved. After that you can take your own turn. Lamia can also take her turn now too)
VJockey
: "PBBBfffFFFfffT!"
Aero
: * Kurou forms a SECOND Scimitar of Barzai and imbues it with a lot of cold and tosses it right at the stream of caramel. "Looks like it's time to put you...on ICE." +
arachnion01@gmail.com
: *Charl provides fire support like generations of Science Patrol members before her, by shooting tons of missiles at the shell monster.+
Atrament Corel
: And maybe as a response to how bad that was, Kurou; you can now hear a whistling sound...
VJockey
: *Derpfestor is going to send te Reindeer at the Yazan Bot and bail, making airplane noises all the while!+
Atrament Corel
: Not too different from a bomb falling through the air...
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: "Oi! Get out of there!" *The Ultra leaps up and spins to try and smash his heel into the turtle to crash it into the ground+
Atrament Corel
: Maybe you're familiar with it by now...
Aero
: Kurou: "That sounds kind of familiar..."
Atrament Corel
: Because it's also accompanied by a cutesy voice...
wyverncakes
: [Kurou and Felicita] Well maybe you'll still have a chance, Felicita! The caramel washes over the Scroogebot, melting it down into a puddle before the Scimitar of Barzai flash-freezes it, leaving a veritable mountain of sugary goodness to gorge on later if you're still around!
swedenfc19
: Lamia draws out and ignites her beam rapier - of course it is pink too.
Atrament Corel
: ???: "Move, move...! Out of the way!"
Aero
: Kurou: "I'm not even in your way Charl!"
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "That's not me!"
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: "I don't think that's her, guy."
Aero
: Kurou: "But...that's your voice.
Atrament Corel
: Of course, the inevitable happens...and there's a loud crash as something, or someone, smashes into Kurou from above!
wyverncakes
: [Charl, Derpfestor, and Zero] Charl's supporting fire does help begin to slowly chip away at the turtle's form, and the suicidal reindeer triggers an explosion that wrecks much of the machine's frame! Thanks to that, it's plenty easy for Ultraman Zero to finish off that Turtletron in one badass kick!
Aero
: Kurou: "Buaffu!"
Atrament Corel
: When the smoke clears, a purple haired girl who is definitely not Neptune is sitting atop Kurou...
: http://static3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120430161526/hyperdimensionneptunia/images/c/c2/Pururut3.png
swedenfc19
: Lamia: "Targets acquired, data conifrmed." She selects the Yeti, Drummerboys and snakes before diving down...
: Despite the size of the Angelg, it is deceptively fast, and with its illusion system, starts to leave afterimages! Beam rapier in hand, the angelic mech sweeps through the mobs with fast slashes and stabs.+
Atrament Corel
: ???: "Owww..."
wyverncakes
: (The yetis are all finished off, Lamia)
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "...! Hey! You have to get out of here!"
wyverncakes
: Kessler: "Hmmmm? And who might you be, little girl?"
swedenfc19
: (The other two groups then)
Aero
: Kurou: "Why...is it always me?"
Atrament Corel
: ???: "Huh...me?"
wyverncakes
: "Here to try to watch these foolish neanderthals oppose my genius and try to save the world from Christmas?"
VJockey
: (enemy count?)
Atrament Corel
: ???: "I'm Plutia...a goddess."
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: "Did that little critter throw a Reindeer at the thing I was fighting."
Meraxa
: Richard: ...ANOTHER ONE?!
wyverncakes
: (Enemy lineup: Turtletron x 1, Roboking x 3, Coal Monster x 4, Chocolate monster x 5, Light Snake x 6, Drummerboy x 7, Reindeer x 6 (one's still under Neural Parasite), Christmas Treant x 9, Nutcracker x 9, Scroogebot x 4)
Atrament Corel
: Plutia: "Um...I'm here to visit Neppy and the others for Christmas..."
arachnion01@gmail.com
: Charl is going to zip zip over to the strangely familiar-sounding girl, and extend an armored claw. "...Goddess or not, it's dangerous here!"
cubey@aol.pl
: Felicita: "Foolish neanderthals? We... we're not foolish!" She protests ineffectively.
wyverncakes
: [Lamia] Angelg zooms in to attack, cleaving through two of the light snakes and a drummerboy before one of the snakes lashes around the machine's arms to keep it from attacking any of the others! And not only that, but the Drummerboys' sticks are now seeming to grow and lengthen... like beam sabers that the slash down on the machine!"
Aero
: Kurou: "Why do you all have to land on me when you get here?"
wyverncakes
: (React: Lamia)
: Kessler: "CHIIIRURURURU! SO THEN YOU ADMIT YOU'RE NEANDERTHALS THEN!!!!!!"
: Yeah, he's laughing even though that probably is going to fly over your head, Felicita.
VJockey
: *Yeah the remaining turtlebot will find lots of blobby things being hurled at it. Which explode into midgets. Midgets carrying GUNS! DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!+
Meraxa
: Richard: Felicitia, think through responses to bad guy banter!
: *Felicita
cubey@aol.pl
: Felicita: "It's hard when you have to come up with them on the go!"
Atrament Corel
: Plutia: "Dangerous...?" And it's only then that she notices the fight going on. Not you though, Kurou...
swedenfc19
: Dodging and weaving with the after-image system on, Lamia will trust the beam coating on her robot to handle the rest.+
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "...Also you might want to step off of the man you're sitting on..."
swedenfc19
: Lamia: "From data logged, further practice will improve your oratorical skills in bantering."
Atrament Corel
: Plutia: "Oh...I'm sorry..."
: Gonna step off now and take her time to brush off all that dirt. Also yes, that is a doll of Neptune she's holding...
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: "If all else fails she'll at least leave the banter to her friends."
wyverncakes
: [Derpfestor] The remaining Turtletron's going to be confused for a moment... before it suddenly comes under tremendous fire! Turtletron's getting hammered badly... but goddamn nerf from HotS! These aren't upgraded Derpfested Marines, and Turtletron begins smashing them one after another in a fit of rage! And you've got stuff to worry about now too, because the blingy gold Roboking's moving towards you, swinging down with its gigantic scepter!
: (React: Derpfestor)
sketchbookfiend
: #DERP
Aero
: Kurou: "Thank you, you seem a lot nicer than the others."
Atrament Corel
: Plutia: "Ehehe..."
wyverncakes
: (Approved)
: (Plutia may take a turn if she wishes)
VJockey
: *Derpfestor's going to look up at the scepter and blink... before lobbing a green ball at it.+
wyverncakes
: (As can Kurou, Charl, and Richard)
Meraxa
: (Enemy list?)
wyverncakes
: (New lineup: Kurou, Richard, Charl, Felicita, Zero, Derpfestor, Lamia, Plutia)
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "Kurou, can you make sure to keep her safe?"
Atrament Corel
: Plutia: "I can fight too..."
wyverncakes
: (Enemy lineup: Turtletron x 1 (damaged), Roboking x 3, Chocolate monster x 5, Light Snake x 4, Drummerboy x 6, Reindeer x 6 (one's still under Neural Parasite), Christmas Treant x 9, Nutcracker x 9, Scroogebot x 4)
Aero
: Kurou: "Leave it to me, Nep would get mad if one of her friends got hurt...if she could ever get over the whole Eggplant thing."
Atrament Corel
: Her slow speech and actions aren't very convincing though...
arachnion01@gmail.com
: Inwardly, Charl hopes that is a food-related problem. She knows it cannot be.
wyverncakes
: [Lamia] It's a bit of a close call though, especially since your hands are still bound by the Christmas Light Snake. The Angelg's going to take a nasty slash to its side, but it'll be otherwise okay.
Atrament Corel
: Plutia: "Ummm...you don't need to, Mr. Crow."
Meraxa
: Richard: Hmm... I think... Not enough room to go all out, but I can still do this! *He raises the Paladin Blade, which begins to glow red hot. He aims towards one of the chocolate monsters, aaaaand!* BURNING SLASH! *He unleashes a cutting wave of heat towards the cocoa creation+
wyverncakes
: [Derpfestor] Aaaah, but Fungal Growth's still a reliable move! The Roboking is stopped cold, its blade inches away from your big derpy head... buying you a few seconds to do whatever.
cubey@aol.pl
: Felicita: "Ah, the cute thing is unhurt. Thank goodness..."
Atrament Corel
: Plutia: "I know...how about this for now...?"
Aero
: Kurou: "Hm?"
Atrament Corel
: *And Plutia casts a buff on Kurou. He might find that he can react much faster now!+
wyverncakes
: [Richard] And your burning attack makes the entire thing melt down into another puddle of delicious sugary goodness! But don't go celebrating yet, because now Ideigi's come under fire from some of the Christmas Treants, who are chucking big, heavy ornaments at the robotic paladin!
: (React: Richard)
: [Kurou] Indeed you can, Kurou! Man, Plutia's just all kinds of helpful and awesome, isn't she?
arachnion01@gmail.com
: *Charl zips off, leaving the goddess in the care of a dangerous sexual deviant. For her part in the battle, she starts to open fire on the chocolate monsters with her grenade launchers.+
Meraxa
: Richard: Sorry, I don't like these presents! *And in response, Richard is... going to try and catch some and dodge others, before throwing them back the way they came!+
Aero
: * "Man you're really a lot nicer than the other Goddesses." Kurou goes straight to work with that buff with his two Scimitars, slashing at the Christmas Treants with flaming scimitars. +
swedenfc19
: Lamia: "This happens every year in Christmas, I question my comrades' enthusiasim for this date."
Meraxa
: Richard: EVERY year?!
swedenfc19
: Lamia: "Affirmative."
wyverncakes
: [Charl] And you're there to back up Richard in your burning crusade against cavities! The chocolate monsters are unfortunately not burning like the coal ones, buuuuut they're certainly looking droopy and weak now.
Aero
: Kurou: "Well how did you guys deal withit?"
Atrament Corel
: Plutia: "But Christmas is nice...there's presents, food...and a lot of time for naps..."
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: "Is THAT what Christmas is about? Wish I knew that, I could go for a nap. Maybe when I'm done here."
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "This never happened when I was living with my mother..." Her DEAD mother.
cubey@aol.pl
: Felicita: "Too much naps may grow boring after a while. Trust me."
VJockey
: "Tbbbbttttthhhht"
wyverncakes
: [Richard and Kurou] Ideigi takes a few minor hits, but it begins to be paying back the Treants with interest, smashing through parts of them before Demonbane comes charging in, chopping through their ranks with gusto! Five! Six! Seven fall! But before you can get to an eight, suddenly Demonbane comes under some kind of sonic attack... it's the drummerboys... sending vibrations hurtling out at the Deus Machina in a way reminiscent of Vespasianus's!
VJockey
: [Derpfestor adds in sagely.]
wyverncakes
: (React: Kurou)
wyverncakes
: (Felicita, Zero, Derpfestor)
swedenfc19
: Lamia: "We are able to finish the missions in time so my comrades are still able to celebrate the festivals on the base."
: Lamia: "I still cannot calculate how Masaki giving me improper instructions could lead my unit to cross over to another dimension."
Atrament Corel
: Plutia: "You can never have enough naps..."
Aero
: (Still in squishie form Steam)
swedenfc19
: Lamia: "This must be a practical application of Murphy's Law."
wyverncakes
: (JESUS FUCK SUMMON IT ALREADY!)
: Ayame: "If it was anything like our Masaki..."
Atrament Corel
: And at this point Plutia closes her eyes...wait...
: Is she actually sleeping?
: Yes.
VJockey
: *Derpfestor is going to Neural Parasite the Roboking and Ride on its crown! He will now have it walk around and bonk things on the head!+
sketchbookfiend
: *The Ultra decides it should speed this up with a beam or two, so he makes an L shape with his arms and fires a Wide Zero Shot at one of them Treants! VSHWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN LASERS GO!+
cubey@aol.pl
: "I'm sorry but I need to cut you to size!" *Felicita jumps at the chocolate monster, her dagger swinging. It stabs at weak points (because as she is now, she can see EVERYTHING) before slashing to cut it apart.+
swedenfc19
: Lamia: "Is your Masaki capable of getting lost with a functional global positioning system?"
cubey@aol.pl
: "Umm, was that quip a little better? No?"
Aero
: *WELL HE'LL SUMMON DEMONBANE TO DEFEND HIMSELF FROM THOSE VIBRATIONS WITH A IMAGINARY CATAPULT SHOCKWAVE.+
wyverncakes
: Ayame: "We really don't have those here. Or the internet in general."
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: "That was pretty good quip! Could use a little less apologizing though."
wyverncakes
: [Derpfestor] You're running kind of low on energy (just throwing that out there for you), but you still seize control of the Roboking, and what do you go after? Why the still-damaged Turtletron nearby! CRUNCH! Poor thing never stood a chance. But suddenly your mount rocks... Derpfestor's new ride is under attack from the other two Robokings!
: (React: Derpfestor)
: [Zero] The lasers do their job, blowing the Treant to bits! Just one more of those to go! now!
swedenfc19
: Lamia: "That is unfortunate. I can however write out a similar program that utilises onboard sensory packages." Yeap, same old Lamia.
Aero
: Kurou: "W-wait Plutia you shouldn't fall asleep there!"
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "H-hey, a battlefield is no place to sleep!" Charl zip zip zips over to pick up and run away with Plutie, jarring the young goddess awake.
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: "Heh, looks like you've been splintered...see that's how you do banter." trying to give tips to Feleiita.
: *Felicita
wyverncakes
: [Felicita] The great thing about a monster made out of molten chocolate? Pretty much everywhere on it is a weak point! The whole thing gets cut up and falls to goop... but coming in from behind are the remaining three chocolate monsters, who just sorta squish together into one gigantic tidal wave mouth-thing of omnomnomnomnom-itude!
: (React: Felicita)
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "Please focus on things other than banter!"
Aero
: #Felicita?
wyverncakes
: (Approved!)
: [Kurou] The two shockwaves collide... cancelling each other out! You're in the clear now!
cubey@aol.pl
: "Y... yes, that is a good idea!"
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: "Since you said please..."
cubey@aol.pl
: *The Tidal Wave gets shot by a hand-mounted beam cannon. A high power one, enough to dispose of any caramel that moves.+
wyverncakes
: (Lamia, Plutia)
Atrament Corel
: Plutia: "But...it's nice and cold..."
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "It's also extremely dangerous!" Man, it's like stereo.
VJockey
: *Curse Derpfestor's player! He lacks the micromanaging ability to gain full use of his power! In any case though... Derpfestor will have the king pull a boss borot after hurling it at the Festivus pole!+
: *and by pull a boss borot I mean EXPLODE.+
Aero
: * "Crap crap, uh uh...wait I got it. God Beast Bullet." Now in Demonbane, he could actually use those bullets. Both pistols are summoned again and two gigantic Great Old Ones are fired out from them. "Alright you two...I know this might sound weird but....I need you to eat all of that chocolate." They give him a lineface but still charge the tidal wave of chocolate to devour it. +
swedenfc19
: Green darts spray out from the Angelg's shield arm as Lamia tries to get the snakes near her, and whatever enemies nearby.+
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: "...Did that guy just shoot demons out of his guns?"
Atrament Corel
: Plutia: "So...if it's not dangerous anymore...?"
Meraxa
: Richard: Actually they're impossibly complex beings from outside of known time and space,,or something like that
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "Then you can nap all you want, sure."
Aero
: Kurou: "That seems like a fair deal"
wyverncakes
: [Kurou and Felicita] The blast from Felitia's cannon blows the tidal wave apart... and it's then that Ithaqua works its eldritch powers to cool the chocolate down to a normal temperature...
: And then...
: Suddenly you're not seeing two Great Old Ones any more.
arachnion01@gmail.com
: If only hanazawa kana knew what she'd just agreed to with herself.
wyverncakes
: Rather, two women who decide to just... follow Kurou's orders in a weird way and start eating all that candy.
: Let me tell you, Kurou, Atlach-Nacha is feeling really fucking jealous and sad right now.
Aero
: Kurou: "I...dammit you two."
Meraxa
: Richard: ...Also apparently the most insane forces in the cosmos ike to be women. It even happens with this dude's books.
Atrament Corel
: Plutia: "Okay..." *With that, she lets go of the Nep-Doll, which takes on a life of its own and fires a giant beam at the enemies!+
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "...Semi-naked women?!"
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: "Sounds complicated..." peers at suddenly ladies "...Uuuuuuh"
Aero
: Kurou: "I swear they're Great Old Ones."
: Al: "Umu, they do seem to be enjoying themselves though."
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: "They look like Great Hot Ones..."
wyverncakes
: [Derpfestor] And during all of this, the golden Roboking advances towards the Festivus Pole... but being beset by the two other Robokings as well before it crashes into it and explodes! Derpfestor goes flying away like an awesome action hero (which he totally is)...
cubey@aol.pl
: "Umm, of course." Felicita does not sound like she believes Kurou. At all.
Aero
: Kurou: "...You have no idea Zero..."
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "Why are there giant women..."
wyverncakes
: ... And when the dust settles you can see Dr. Kessler weeping uncontrollably at the damage done to the pole. "NOOOOOOOOO... ch-chiruuuuu..."
Aero
: Kurou: "DON'T SPEAK WITH ME WITH SUCH PITY!"
wyverncakes
: "MY DREAM!"
: "MY BEAUTIFUL DREAAAAAAAM..."
: He's quickly trying to apply patch-kits all over the pole to keep it from tipping over.
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: "When did you get my name- did I say I was Ultraman Zero, Son of Seven yet...guess I must have...what's the old guy complaining about?"
cubey@aol.pl
: Felicita: "At least he is dedicated to his idea of abusing Christmas Spirit for evil."
VJockey
: "Tbbbtttht."
Atrament Corel
: Plutia: "Oh...I see...so that's what this is about..."
wyverncakes
: [Lamia] The darts tear through the snake around the Angelg's arms, freeing the machine once more and stabbing another two of the Drummerboys! BUT, suddenly Angelg is thrown into the sky! It's a reindeer that attack from behind to blame for this, and now the remaining reindeer all unleash bright red nose lasers on the machine!
: (React: Lamia)
VJockey
: [Says Derpfestor as he wiggles about while upside down.]
wyverncakes
: (Kurou, Richard, Charl)
Meraxa
: #Lamia
cubey@aol.pl
: The Deva will try to pick Derpfestor up and put it down the correct way up.
sketchbookfiend
: Zero looking at Derpfestor: "Is this thing like some kind of magical dog, or...what's up?"
swedenfc19
: (No objections here)
wyverncakes
: (Approved)
cubey@aol.pl
: Felicita: "I think it's a ghost of Christmas future."
: "Which... actually makes me a bit worried about the future."
VJockey
: "Prrrrthbbbthtttht."
Aero
: Kurou: "Maybe it's from another Dimension also..."
VJockey
: [And he's happy! Hugs for your robot hand Felicita!]
wyverncakes
: [Plutia] Plutia, your beam cuts through two of the giant nutcrackers, the others trying to fall back and regroup! Which they do with military promptness before the remaining seven open fire on you with gigantic muskets!
: (React: Plutia)
cubey@aol.pl
: Felicita blushes happily in her cockpit. Not that anyone can see. "Ah."
Meraxa
: Richard's decided to get serious now, a large spell circle having sprung up behind Ideigi. Now, he is free to throw its mighty shield into the path of the reindeer blasts, and- "SENTINEL SHIELD!" *Create an energy barrier between them and the Angelg+
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: "So which of us is the Ghost of Christmas Present then."
cubey@aol.pl
: Felicita: "I thought it was you, actually."
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: "...I can work with that."
Atrament Corel
: "Huh...?" *Unfortunately, Plutia doesn't have her doll with her...and she's sort of stumped by this, leaving her to take those shots head on...
: +
wyverncakes
: Ayame: "I think, considering we had twelve Scrooges to deal with, that the balance of things might've been thrown off a bit."
arachnion01@gmail.com
: *Since Plutie's being carried by Charl right now, the IS pilot will try to dodge. While carrying a bored goddess in one hand, and returning fire with her rifle from the other. It's not very easy! "Is there anything else you can do?"+
wyverncakes
: [Plutia] Whoops. Way to go, Plutie! The shots all converge, smashing all around the goddess... and there's a huge explosion because well why the fuck not? But the goddess... is she alright?
Aero
: Kurou: "Crap."
wyverncakes
: (Yeah, sorry Charl. Plot's kicking common sense to the back seat for the moment)
arachnion01@gmail.com
: (well nix that last then if she's not carrying the lady-Char does shoot at the nutcrackers, though.)
Atrament Corel
: Well, it's quiet for a bit...
wyverncakes
: [Richard] Your shield forms just in the nick of time, tanking the blast from all of those reindeer with everything it has! It's a bit of a drain though... but you still manage to keep the Angelg from being shot apart like poor Plutie!
Atrament Corel
: But after that, there's only one thing some people might be able to feel...
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "Ah! That girl who sounds exactly like me!"
Atrament Corel
: Anger.
VJockey
: "Tbbthhtt!?"
Atrament Corel
: Those pillars of light that Neptune and the others cause when they transform? You're looking at one now.
wyverncakes
: [Charl] But at least there's Charl moving in to get revenge! Your shots blast up another three of the nutcrackers, their splintered remains falling to the ground as the others struggle with this annoying little orange thing that's been racking up kills, shooting jets of fire out of their mouth at her!
: (React: Charl)
Atrament Corel
: Only it's completely black!
VJockey
: [Says Derpfestor in an alarmed manner.]
Aero
: Kurou: "........why is it black?"
wyverncakes
: (You mean why is she so perfect)
Atrament Corel
: ???: Hahahaha...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Aero
: Kurou: "Plu...tia?"
arachnion01@gmail.com
: *Charl zip zips away, and returns fire with a massive railgun! "...Huh? What's happening?"
Atrament Corel
: ???: You really had the nerve to strike back at me...
wyverncakes
: (Kurou and Richard can still take their actions)
Atrament Corel
: ???: Well, dolls aren't anywhere as fun, but maybe the Doctor over there is better.
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: "....Oh hell."
cubey@aol.pl
: Felicita: "Uh oh. That sounds really worrying..."
Atrament Corel
: To note: the voice sounds NOTHING like Plutia.
arachnion01@gmail.com
: Does it sound like Charl?
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: "I would think yess transforming via a giant black light pillar and cackling maniacally is worrying."
Atrament Corel
: If she were in her 20s, maybe.
wyverncakes
: [Charl] And that's another nutcracker down! Your hair's gotten a little singed from all this heat and fire though.
Aero
: Kurou: "I thought Nep had a drastic personality change..."
Meraxa
: Richard: Now, as for you... *Richard calls his Shield back to him, before readying his fist. Its glowing again, but far brighter than before. "Try my... NOVA PUNCH!" *And thats because the attack itself is far changed! What had been a single punch is now a stream of power, let loose in the direction of the red nosed menaces!+
Atrament Corel
: +A woman steps out of that smoke, carrying what looks like a curved sword with a serrated edge - one that she immediately uses to slash at her attackers!+
wyverncakes
: [Richard] And fortunately, with all the reindeer still grouped up from their attack on Lamia, it's an easy blast for Richard to do to finish them all of!
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "She still has the same voice actress, though..."
wyverncakes
: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfrjjnOLTpo
: Hey, look at t3h Houko, Charl. Some people just have a good range.
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: "There sure are a lot of babes in this battle."
wyverncakes
: [Iris Heart] And with the power Iris Heart has at her disposal, it's a cinch for that blade to reduce the remaining nutcrackers to sawdust.
Aero
: Kurou: "Well if she has the same voice actress as you she can't be that bad right?"
arachnion01@gmail.com
: Zero can feel the glare of a small orange french person on the back of his neck.
wyverncakes
: (Felicita, Zero, Derpfestor)
Aero
: Kurou: "I mean it was JUST an evil laugh."
sketchbookfiend
: Zero shudders at the gaze of death on him, "W-woah, what did I say?"
cubey@aol.pl
: Felicita: "Umm..." This is starting to feel like an 18+ mission. Between Iris Heart and Kurou's summons.
Atrament Corel
: Iris Heart: "As I thought...it really isn't satisfying when they don't squeal."
cubey@aol.pl
: (Enemy list?)
Aero
: Kurou: "Scratch that."
wyverncakes
: (Enemy lineup: Roboking x 2, Light Snake x 5, Drummerboy x 5, Christmas Treant x 1, Scroogebot x 4)
: (Also, it's been so much work keeping track of so many enemies. Blugh.)
Atrament Corel
: (It's ok.)
cubey@aol.pl
: *Fwoosh! Festive light wires shoot out to entangle with the light snakes. Which one is which? It's now impossible to tell!+
sketchbookfiend
: *The Ultra shakes his head and decides it's time to speed this all up. A wave of his arms and both blades, the Zero Sluggers, fly off of his head and go zooming to rush and slash at the Drummerboys+
VJockey
: *Derpfestor is! Gonna waddle over to the festivus pole and lick it. Hey, he's out of energy and has a short attention span! What do you expect?+
Aero
: * Demonbane raises a hand and tries to surround the Light Snake with a bunch of large mirror panels. "Now Nitocris!" He sets the panels up in a way so that any missed wires from Felicita would bounce off them and back at the Light Snakes. +
wyverncakes
: [Felicita] Yeah, that's what happens when you start killing Bullet Bills with their own kind. There's a tense moment of confusion... and then one of them's abruptly cut to pieces! Bad news, Felicita. Now all the others are converging on the Deva again!
arachnion01@gmail.com
: And then Charl wondered if she should start dressing like that to get more attention from Ichika, only to realize how far she's fallen. "...I should be shooting things, that's more fun..."
: #felicita
wyverncakes
: [Derpfestor] Unsurprisingly, your tongue is going to wind up getting stuck to that pole. And holy cow there's a ton of Christmas Spirit energy in it... but too bad you don't have Consume! Man, if you were a Viper, you'd have so much energy right now! Instead you'll have to settle on Dr. Kessler sliding down the pole and kicking you like an absolute sissy! "Gaaaah! Stay away from my prize creation you... you hideous thing!"
cubey@aol.pl
: "I see it!" *Forget newtype powers, Felicita has Christmas Powers! And drugs. Anyway, she draws out the beam dagger and slices at the lashing out snakes to cut them to pieces.+
wyverncakes
: (Still want to support defend?)
arachnion01@gmail.com
: (if I can)
VJockey
: "glrghlwhrglrhlgl"
wyverncakes
: (Then go ahead)
VJockey
: [He looks dizzy from the repeated bootings]
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: "Hey! You leave that dog-bug alone!"
Atrament Corel
: Plutia: "Oh Doctor...I wouldn't do that if I were you."
arachnion01@gmail.com
: *shots lance down from above, as Charl helps out the littlest orphan with some fire support from her railgun way up in the sky.+
swedenfc19
: Lamia: "Is the foe recurring, or this is the first time he has appeared?"
Aero
: Kurou: "This is the first time..."
: Kurou: "...You have recurring Christmas foes?"
cubey@aol.pl
: Felicita: "I really hope it's the first time!"
wyverncakes
: [Zero] The Zero Sluggers are met by the beam saber/drumsticks! The strength of your weapons is obvious though, one drummer being overpowered and chopped down before the others all band together to try to keep the Sluggers at bay, one of them sneaking a chance to kick you in the meantime!
: (React: Zero)
swedenfc19
: #Zero
sketchbookfiend
: *The Sluggers return and Zero grabs them in his hands, spinning around to meet his attacker with a slash coming down at the opponent's leg+
wyverncakes
: (Approved)
swedenfc19
: Lamia: "Sometimes if not taken out, they return again."
wyverncakes
: [Felicita/Kurou/Charl] With Kurou and Charl's fire support, Felicita gets to RIP AND TEAR through those evil Christmas light serpents in a way that would make Shouko proud!
arachnion01@gmail.com
: If only they had tv in byston well.
cubey@aol.pl
: Felicita: "I did it! Take that, Christmas!"
Aero
: They do in La Gias!
cubey@aol.pl
: "I mean. Umm. Don't abuse the power of the best holiday, yes!"
wyverncakes
: (After that, Lamia and Plutia can take their actions)
swedenfc19
: A diving kick! Lamia putting that strange high heel design on the Angelg to good use as she descents upon the sneaking slugger heel first!+
wyverncakes
: (The Sluggers are Zero's weapons, not an enemy)
Atrament Corel
: Iris Heart: "Still, to make use of something like Christmas for this...the Doctor is an interesting person. I -really- like that."
swedenfc19
: (Drummer!)
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "Uhh, good for you?"
wyverncakes
: [Lamia and Zero] Yeah, that poor drummer's getting all kinds of pain inflicted on it, Zero and Lamia taking it down with good ol' fashioned teamwork!
Atrament Corel
: Iris Heart: "It just makes it all the better to hurt him later!" *And anything around her is going to get zapped by lots and lots of lightning!+
sketchbookfiend
: Zero will hold out a high five for Angelg.
wyverncakes
: [Iris] And you know what's around you? The Scroogebots. And also all of those puppies! The four remaining machines just end up shorting out and then exploding... but fortunately leaving behind all of their feet so those poor, abused little dogs can finally have a repreive.
: They're also looking up at Iris Heart as their savior.
: HOWEVER...!
: Dr. Kessler: "E-eeeeenough!"
: With one last furious semi-push/nudge, he knocks Derpfestor clear of the pole!
: ... Some of the Zerg's tongue is still sticking to it though.
: But eh, regeneration. He'll be fine in a few moments.
: But Kessler climbs back up to the top of it, pointing angrily at all of you!
VJockey
: [Derpfestor whimpers in pain. LOOK. IT IS CRYING.]
wyverncakes
: Kessler: "I thought... chiru chiru... I wouldn't have to resort to this. BUT YOU LEAVE ME... NO... CHOOOOOOICE CHIRU CHIRU CHIRUUUUUUU!"
swedenfc19
: Lamia looks at Zero and... holds up the Angelg's hand.
wyverncakes
: "All I have to do is siphon off some of the power meant to destroy the world... and channel it at all of you!"
: "NOW!"
: "... ATTACK..."
: "WINDS OF CHRISTMAS!"
: And at that...
sketchbookfiend
: Yeah high five for angelbot...wait what about Winds of who now.
wyverncakes
: A massive blast of WIND is unleashed on all of you!
: WIND!
: (React: Everyone)
Aero
: * "It's just wind." Kurou will just block the camera systems of Demonbane. I MEAN WHAT'S THE WORST THAT WIND CAN DO?+
cubey@aol.pl
: *Felicita uses the powers of mod favoritism to dodge the wind effortlessly. It worked the last time this happened! Different Cubey character though.+
arachnion01@gmail.com
: *Charl attempts to flee at supersonic speeds!+
sketchbookfiend
: *Zero leaps straight up into the air to avoid the blast of wind. Initiating flight!+
VJockey
: *Derpfestor is going to get rolled like a ball into a snowbank by the wond+
swedenfc19
: Lamia: "I have comrade's whose machines were damaged by wind." And at that, she tucks the wings back and drops low.
: +
VJockey
: *wind
Atrament Corel
: Iris Heart: "My, I never get tired of admiration, but I'm afraid it'll have to wait, little ones." *And the goddess is going to put up a barrier to defend herself AND those puppies from WIND!+
Meraxa
: Richard will fight the wind... with MORE WIND! "Cyclone... STRIKE! *Twirling his sword like a wand, he builds up an ever growing vortex around the Paladin blade, before THROWING a tornado into the heavy gales as an opposing force!+
wyverncakes
: [Everyone] Aaaaaaaand...
: ... Nothing.
: Because it's just wind.
: Because most of you are in very strong, armored robots.
: Others have some sort of barrier or internal defense.
: And no, mod favortism doesn't count.
swedenfc19
: Lamia: "...This is a pleasant surprise."
Aero
: Kurou: "Seriously, we're in giant robots. The heck is wind going to do...no offense Ithaqua."
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "...Why was I running from that..."
Meraxa
: Richard: ...Did I just waste a perfectly good tornado then?
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: "Oh...huh, I was expecting like a giant snow Tornado."
wyverncakes
: Not really though... because Dr. Kessler was blown off of the Festivus pole!
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: ".....Smooth."
Aero
: Kurou: "Well...that was easy."
wyverncakes
: Kessler: "CUUUUUUURSE YOU AND YOUR MORE PRACTICAL POOOWER SOURCEEEEEEEEEEESSSS!!!!"
VJockey
: "Tbbbbtttthhht"
cubey@aol.pl
: Felicita: "That could have been really dangerous... I just had a very ominous feeling."
Meraxa
: Richard: ...Never thought I'd hear that about magic.
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: "Yeah what the dog-bug said."
Aero
: Kurou: "It's a lot more practical than you'd think."
wyverncakes
: However...!
: The other Christmas machines are still functioning!
Meraxa
: Richard: Yes, perfect for having women lap up chocolate and- wait, we can discuss your antics later!
wyverncakes
: And the tree is still glowing a worrisome blueish color (though now slightly less since some of the energy was siphoned off)
: (Anyone who wants to act again now, can)
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "...Actually, since I can fly at supersonic speeds, wind shouldn't be able to do anything..."
Aero
: Kurou: "This coming from the person that seduced a Sociopath."
swedenfc19
: Lamia: "If that tree is flammable..."
Meraxa
: Richard: Oi! She was seducing me! And... only partly worked...
: ...
Aero
: Kurou: "Right, the teenager was seducing you."
Meraxa
: *Richard mutters shining body under his breath, and disappears in a flurry of motion as he tries to beat up just whatever random enemy crosses his path.+
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: "Alright, enough playtime." *Zero puts the Sluggers together which turns into a huge double edged blade. The Ultra dashes forward with the blade ans slashes DRAMATICALLY into the remaining enemies.+
swedenfc19
: Lamia is going to fly over and see if she can cut the tree with her beam rapier.+
Aero
: * Kurou will shake a fist at Cthugha and Ithaqua. "Dammit you two enough with the Chocolate, I need you guys to attack the tree in your God Beast forms!" +
cubey@aol.pl
: *Those robokings look might dangerous. But you know what else is dangerous? Area attacks. Felicita fires both megaparticle cannons set up to wide spread. Everyone, get hit! Nothing says Christmas Spirit like collateral damage!+
wyverncakes
: (You mean Festivus pole)
arachnion01@gmail.com
: *Charl flies on by the remaining christmas machines, bombarding them with dozens of missiles in a scene totally not taken from Macross, no sir.+
Atrament Corel
: Iris Heart: "Maybe there's some hope that this will be a good climax after all...!" *This is when Iris Heart shows that her sword isn't JUST a sword, but also a long chain whip that lashes out at her foes!+
: It's also charged with electricity for maximum PAIN, but these guys probably won't feel any.
VJockey
: *Derpfestor was going to... burrow. People on his side would see part of his body sticking out of the ground like some kind of derpy shark as it made a beeline towards the pole&
wyverncakes
: [Kurou and Derpfestor] Indeed, the -festor's making his way over there, and Ithaqua and Cthugha look like they've finally had their fill and are ready for another God Beast attack.
: (You two can continue)
Aero
: * And he'll send the two right at the pole. +
wyverncakes
: [Everyone else] And it. Is. CARNAGE! Swords! Missiles! Beam cannon MAPs, and Iris Heart's whips finally take care of the last two Robokings, the remaining Drummerboys, and the last Treant. And you actually do get to hear some tree-y moans of pain from the Treant and the Drummerboys patter out saying "Ow" in morse code before their injuries finally catch up to them!
: The pole's all that's left now!
VJockey
: *What is he gonna do? he's going to try to circle around the pole repeatedly like he was doing a victory dance! Only underground and only weakening the foundation of the pole so that a light breeze could make it tip over!+
wyverncakes
: [Kurou and Derpfestor] Now, a bullshit mod would make some excuse like the weakened foundation and lowering of the pole would make the shots miss, and then the pole explodes and kills everyone. And then they'd say it was an awesome ending even though, again, absolute bullshit. FORTUNATELY THIS IS NOT THE CASE! THE POLE GETS HIT BY THE SHOTS ANYWAYS...!
: The clash between Eldritch and Christmas energies is tremendous... and you can feel the power being released... but then the pole just inexplicable gets blown up into the air before exploding there for realsies, in a shower of what you can all just pretend are fireworks!
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: "Ooooooh!"
Atrament Corel
: Iris Heart: "Now that's what I like to see."
VJockey
: [To which Derpfestor unburrows and starts running around in circles around people
wyverncakes
: The threat of Dr. Kessler's doomsday weapon has been eliminated, the puppies are saved, and nobody in the city died!
VJockey
: waving his claws in the air]
wyverncakes
: Plus, you got to make some new friends and reunite with an old one.
Aero
: Kurou: "Nice job guys."
cubey@aol.pl
: Felicita: "Congratulations! Christmas is saved."
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "...This has been a weird christmas..."
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: "Impressive. Looks like this Earth is in good hands. And I think I learned the meaning of Christmas."
wyverncakes
: Christmas and the world have been saved, and you can see Dr. Kessler being carried away in handcuffs by the police, a big red Christmas ornament shoved in his mouth to keep him quiet.
swedenfc19
: Lamia nods, "Combat log corresponds to mission completion before Christmas is over."
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: "Hanging out with cool people and having a kick ass time, that's the true meaning! Until next time Earthlings, take care! You too, dog-bug thing."
Atrament Corel
: And after all this, Plutia finally reverts to her tiny self...
VJockey
: "Tbbbbbttttht"
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "...I learned that I could be really creepy if I wore more leather..."
Atrament Corel
: Plutia: "...Huh?"
sketchbookfiend
: AND THEN Zero flies off into space and disappears like he's the starship enterprise. SHOOWACH!
Aero
: "Don't get lost in another universe Zero!"
Meraxa
: Richard: Guess this means you'll be going too? *Ideigi's head turns towards Felicita as the shining light fades from its body, and its left to stare at the ethereal machine.*
cubey@aol.pl
: Felicita: "The mission isn't canon so I might as well stay around for a while."
: "I want to go Christmas shopping!"
wyverncakes
: Captain Smith: "I just learned what my new laugh should be!"
: "Dooooonodonodonodonodonodonodono-"
: There's the sound of a glass bottle breaking and a body hitting the floor.
: Ayame: "If anyone asks, he just fell down some stairs onto the bottle of eggnog I was holding."
Meraxa
: Richard: Sure, I'll take you. How about you, angel pilot?
: Richard: Lamia, right?
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "...Somehow, christmas alone sounds nice..."
VJockey
: "... Tbttthhht?"
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "...No. I'm not into that."
VJockey
: [Hey Charl, Derpfestor's offering you a candy cane.]
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "Oh, you meant....Oh." She takes the candy cane.
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "S-sorry." blushes abound.
Atrament Corel
: Plutia: "Well then...I'll be..."
VJockey
: "Tbbbtttht"
cubey@aol.pl
: Felicita: "Eh?" The conversation goes way above her head.
VJockey
: [He's not that kind of Zerg Charl!]
swedenfc19
: Lamia: "To shopping?"
Atrament Corel
: And again, the tiny goddess closes her eyes and falls alseep right there. Even though she's still standing...
Meraxa
: Richard: Yeah. Tis the season. Or something like that.
Aero
: Kurou: "I guess I'll carry her back to Nep..."
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "I know, I know, I said I'm sorry..." Charl lands and dissipates her armor. "...I went on a vacation, but it only ended up more weird than home..."
swedenfc19
: Lamia: "I suppose it is not entirely negatory to obtain gifts for my comrades while I am here. I must ask though, are you doing what chief may say as "hitting on" me?"
VJockey
: "Thhbttttthhht."
Meraxa
: Richard: ...Eh?
: Richard: W-w-what? Why would you think that?!
Aero
: Kurou: "Oh don't worry Miss.Loveless he's like this to every attractive woman."
Meraxa
: Richard: AM NOT! We don't even know what she looks like!
swedenfc19
: Lamia: "I see. Then he is like the Chief when he suffered from memory loss."
VJockey
: [Derpfestor gives Richard a look.]
: "Thhhbtttthhhhht"
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "You said it, um...whatever you are." Charl shrugs and walks away.
Meraxa
: Richard: Good grief... Lets just go already. *Richard fades back into being as Ideigi disappears, and he's left standing at a street corner. Who knows, maybe Kurou's senses are accurate...?*
ZebulonCrispi has left the room.
Daviddarsh has left the room.
sketchbookfiend has left the room.
cubey@aol.pl has left the room.
mad4space@hotmail.com has left the room.
: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_3sSQ6KNgM
: WHEN WE LAST LEFT OUR HEROES...
: A madman with a laugh straight out of One Piece had declared he was gong to destroy the world!
: There's chaos in the streets, along with fire, monsters out of Rankin-Bass stop-motion holdiay specials, and all kinds of other craziness
wyverncakes
: Regular people on the Chalice, how the heck are you reacting to all of this?
VJockey
: "Tbbbttttthhhhht"
Aero
: Kurou: "How are Nutcrackers even doing this?"
VJockey
: [That's how.]
wyverncakes
: (Regular people. You wait your turn)
: For their part, the Chalice's command crew is mostly trying to help coordinate a counterattack.
: Captain Smith is trying out different kinds of laughs.
Meraxa
: Richard is pissed. The first Christmas he could have had a chance to actually CELEBRATE and this happens?! He hasn't even had a chance to use the mistletoe yet!
wyverncakes
: Maxene: "They're doing this with the power of Christmas Spirit, just like the Doctor said before."
arachnion01@gmail.com
: (What about blonde vacationers?)
wyverncakes
: (Regular enough to participate)
: Maxene: "He's somehow consolidated multiple lifetime's worth of Christmas Spirit energy for his own ends... and the sky's the limit with that."
: Ayame: "You don't actually mean-"
: Maxene just points out at the gigantic Festivus pole. It's glowing a little bit like a rod of plutonium.
wyverncakes
: Maxene: "That says enough, doesn't it?"
arachnion01@gmail.com
: A girl's voice comes in over the comms. "...So, this scientist could actually...do something?"
Aero
: Kurou: "Well, what a convenient target."
wyverncakes
: Ayame: "Wait... don't tell me..."
: "... Charl, is that you?"
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "...I thought I was going to have a normal vacation...I'm on the ground right now. Ready to assist."
Aero
: Kurou: "So it's like a cameo appearance."
wyverncakes
: Ayame: "... Thnk god. Push come to shove, having another warm body could make all the difference. Everyone.. who's here because they're not out shopping or anything, launch as soon as you can!"
wyverncakes
: Maxene: "And everyone... be careful. With so much Christmas Spirit here, there's no telling what might happen."
: Thus you're clear to go out into the city, where you will see...
: Well, there's Dr. Kessler, still laughing like a lunatic on top of his aluminum pole.
: And along with him are...!
: TWO giant, robot versions of Yazan, ardorned with turtle markings all over their bodies.
wyverncakes
: THREE automaton "Robo-kings", one gold, one frankenscence, and one myrrh
: FOUR of the aforementioned Coal Monsters
: FIVE giang chocolate cookie monsters
: SIXngths of christmas lights in the form of a snake
: SEVEN of those yetis
: EIGHT robotic drummerboys, who are riding on eight of the NINE giant mechanical reindeer
: TEN fir-treants adorneds with more Christmas lights and ornaments
: ELEVEN of the nutcrackers
wyverncakes
: And TWELVE gigantic, miserly, bent-overmen with canes... and you can see their giant shoes are transparent!
ZebulonCrispi has entered the room.
wyverncakes
: And inside...
: DOZENS of poor, adorable puppies who are bounced around every which way with every movement these Scroogebots make!
: Dr. Kessler: CHIIIIIIIIIIIIRU CHIRU CHIRU CHIIIIRUUUUUUUU!
: Dr. Kessler's noticed you, obviously.
: "Ooooh, and what do we have here? People trying to stop my moment of yuletide triumph?"
Meraxa
: A massive beam of light erupts from the city streets, a great, robotic paladin emerging in... a strange red and white set of robes. You can almost hear the blinking from Richard. But nevertheless, the robot readies to fight.
arachnion01@gmail.com
: Serious time! "There's a lot of enemies...Rafale!" One flashy never-animated transformation sequence later, Charl's in her orange armor suit-but underneath she's wearing a butler outfit.
Meraxa
: "We're putting an end to this madness!"
wyverncakes
: Kessler's shickering, "chii chi chi chichi... Oh? And with what?"
Meraxa
: "Giant robots."
Aero
: Kurou: "...do you seriously have puppies in those Scroogebots." Kurou changes into Magius Form still confused about this whole thing.
wyverncakes
: Kessler beams proudly at that question!
: "Of course! How do you think I could accumulate so much Christmas Spirit in the first place?"
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "...Is that...actually a thing."
wyverncakes
: "The cruelty of one old miser through his lifetime could create such a powerful experience, transforming him overnight!"
wyverncakes
: "So what about twelve spending a whole year just kicking around puppies!"
Meraxa
: "...A whole YEAR?!"
wyverncakes
: (At any rate, you three are free to go)
: Kessler: "I was on a short, short schedule! I had to catch up somehow, mind you! But look at my results! Chiiiiirurururururururuuuuuuu!"
Meraxa
: Richard won't let this stand! He summons the Paladin Blade to his side, and immediately charges for the Scrooges. He'll try and hack each one he can find at the legs, to get the puppies away from this madness!+
arachnion01@gmail.com
: *No sense wasting time! Charl summons her rifles, and goes to start peppering the overmen with bullets!
wyverncakes
: (Overmen?)
Meraxa
: (Think you used the term, yeah)
wyverncakes
: (Derp. Meant men that are just bent over)
VJockey
: (Bent overmen)
Aero
: * Kurou adds to Charl's barrage with Cthugha and Ithaqua. Magic bullets go!+
wyverncakes
: [Richard, Kurou, Charl] Fortunately, it seems that farming Christmas spirit means the bots combat ability is less than stellar! Ideigi charges forward, chopping one of them down as it cries out "HUUUUMBUUUUUG!", while Charl and Kurou manage to another two each with the gunfire to disable it!! HOWEVER! Ideigi, you're now behing beset on by both sides by Nutcrackers brandishing swords, and Charl's caught the attention of the lead reindeer that fires a massive red laser from its nose! And Kurou, one of the Yazans reaches and pulls out a gigantic turtle shell which it chucks straight at Demonbane!
: (React: you three. Support defends are welcome)
cubey@aol.pl
: # Ideigi
wyverncakes
: (Approved)
arachnion01@gmail.com
: *zip zip zip to avoid the laser!
cubey@aol.pl
: ???: "OooOOOOoooo..."
arachnion01@gmail.com
: +
cubey@aol.pl
: What's this? It sounds like a ghost is making scaaaaary noises.
VJockey
: #Charl?
Aero
: (Not in Demonbane yet!)
cubey@aol.pl
: Except that ghost's voice is way too cutesy to scare anyone.
wyverncakes
: Dr. Kessler: "Hmmmm? Who's there? Show yourself to me and my army of destruuuuction!"
cubey@aol.pl
: *Suddenly one of the attacking Nutcrackers is entangled in a net of beam wires. No, that's not right - beam CHRISTMAS LIGHTS. How festive!+
Meraxa
: Richard: ...Is that...? *Ideigi turns its now bearded head, the frenchman inside blinking again*
cubey@aol.pl
: Felicita: "Umm, it's just me. I'm a ghost of Christmas past. Hello."
Meraxa
: Richard: FELICITA!
cubey@aol.pl
: The Deva stands behind the nutcrackers and waves shyly with its free arm. It also has a pair of tiny, useless angel wings.
sketchbookfiend
: #Kurou even if he's not in demonbane
wyverncakes
: (Yeah, derp. Kurou. And yes, go ahead both of you)
VJockey
: "Tbtttthhhhhhht"
cubey@aol.pl
: Felicita: "Richard, hello! The magic of Christmas brought me back to life for one day of the year!"
: "Actually, I am supposed to be a ghost so can you pretend that you are afraid of me?"
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "...Huh?"
sketchbookfiend
: *Kurou will be feeling himself picked up bridal style and practically teleported out of the way by...a random street santa+
Aero
: "Uh...ah?"
wyverncakes
: [Felicita and Richard] And yes indeed... the Deva's there, intact and fully functioning as if it never suffered from a Generic Bad End! Its cables do the job they needed to too, shredding one of the nutcrackers! But Richard... should've been focusing on the other though, whose sword strikes Ideigi, scarring the machine!
Meraxa
: Richard: ...Um... aaaaaaah? AAAAAAH! *Yeah, uh, ouch*
cubey@aol.pl
: Felicita: "Thanks! Uh oh... umm, mind the actual bad guys here too."
VJockey
: *And like a derpy angel of deliverance it rolls off from a roof to grab ahold of the Robot reindeer with... a tentacle? Well Whatever it was it was turnin the Reindeer's laser nose... at Dr Kessler's minions!+
Meraxa
: Richard: Right, right...
wyverncakes
: [Kurou and ???] Yeah, a teleport does a good job of getting you out of the way of a gigantic turtle shuriken which chops through a building.
Aero
: Kurou: "The hell let go of me!"
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "Who are you, miss...ghost?" Yeah Charl is lost here.
sketchbookfiend
: ???: "Tsk is that how you thank someone that saves your life?" Mystery santa drops Kurou unceremoniously onto the ground.
wyverncakes
: [Charl and ??? 2] Charl, your evasive actions were fortunately not super-necessary, thanks to the reindeer's attack suddenly switching targets, cutting through its own ranks and cutting through one of the drummerboys and two of the other reindeer!
cubey@aol.pl
: Felicita: "I am a sad little girl who suffered through all her life and finally died. It's a very heartwarming Christmas story."
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "Umm, okay..."
Aero
: "I have wings! I could have dodged myself!" He'll still land on his feet.
VJockey
: "Tbbbtttttttthhhht"
wyverncakes
: Kessler: "Whaaaaaaaaa?!? Th-this isn't supposed to happen! I and I ALONE seized power of Christmas Spirit! All this other stuf... I won't stand for it!"
sketchbookfiend
: ???: "Yeah yeah, you're welcome. Should focus on beating down the nasty psycho up there."
wyverncakes
: Yes indeed... your ranks have ballooned up to six now!
Aero
: "The hell is a mall santa even doing running around in a fight?"
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "My name's Charlotte..."
cubey@aol.pl
: Felicita: "The Christmas Spirit exists to put everyone in a warm and happy mood, not to be abused for power and conquering the world!"
sketchbookfiend
: ???: "Hmph, my Uncle sent me to this damn universe to learn the meaning of Christmas, but when a fight breaks out of course I'm going to be here!"
: Mall Santa throws off his outfit revealing....!
: http://static3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130516043436/ultra/images/2/28/Ultraman_Zer0.png
VJockey
: "TBTHHHHHHHHTTTTHHT!"
wyverncakes
: (Enemy lineup: Turtletron x 2, Roboking x 3, Coal Monster x 4, Chocolate monster x 5, Light Snake x 6, Yeti x 7, Drummerboy x 7, Reindeer x 6 (one's still under Neural Parasite), Christmas Treant, Nutcracker x 10, Scroogebot x 7)
: (New lineup: Kurou, Richard, Charl, Felicita, Zero, Derpfestor)
: (Kurou, Richard, Charl)
cubey@aol.pl
: Felicita: "Oh, uhm. I am Felicita. Nice to meet you, mr or ms Charl, and you disgusting but also somehow cute bug thingy."
wyverncakes
: Ayame: "... Felicita..."
VJockey
: [Derpfestor is going to wave a stubby and useless claw, making the Reindeer wobble precariously.]
wyverncakes
: "It's good to see you again, in spite of these circumstances."
cubey@aol.pl
: Felicita: "I know! I have a note here, let me pick it up."
Meraxa
: Richard: Aye! And thats why I won't let your return go to was- wait, a note?
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: "Man you Earthlings in this dimension sure have some weird critters living here." Says this while looking at the weird Derp thing.
Meraxa
: Richard asks as he raises a fist, lining up a shot as it begins to glow.
cubey@aol.pl
: Felicita: "Umm, it says... I could not resist the opportunity to mine a drama angsfest canon for comedy? What does that even mean?"
: [4th wall - BROKEN]
: *Angstfest
wyverncakes
: [And Neptune's not even here yet to do that! Felicita how could you?!?]
Meraxa
: Richard: I'll ask Nep later! She knows this stuff. SOLAR PUNCH! *And then he flings out the energy fist, having lined up a variety of enemies - but first in line is that Nutcracker!+
VJockey
: [Derpfestor also has a note. He just can't read. So he chucks it at someone who can.]
arachnion01@gmail.com
: *"Uh, nice to meet you too..." Charl zip zips around, and summons the missile launchers she got off of Mr. Wilson. President Wilson. Those coal monsters, being made of a flammable material, are the first to take the missile storm!+
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: "Sounds like your writers are really pulling it out of their butt."
Aero
: "Ah, don't toss a note at me!"
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "But, you know, I'm a gi-" She's cut off by the sound of all the launching.
cubey@aol.pl
: Felicita: "It's a Christmas miracle!"
VJockey
: [Well Kurou - it just says: Derpfestor is here for shits and giggles. I can't reallythink of a better reason.]
cubey@aol.pl
: The Deva sprinkles some snow around, then stops, looking embarassed.
wyverncakes
: [Richad] The Nutcracker's response is to open its mouth, releasnig a massive blast of flame at Ideigi... which it only pulls off for a few seconds before the Solar Punch smashes it in! Whoo! BUT... Ideigi's arm is going to be kinda-sorta stuck in the wreckage of the Nutcracker... and from above... the Snowmonsters of the North spring down for the kill... fully eager to exploit the fact that Yukon Cornelius isn't around to wreck their shit!
: (React: Richard!)
swedenfc19
: (# Richard)
wyverncakes
: (Approved)
Aero
: * He'll crumple it up and get back to the fight. The pistols are dismissed and the Scimitar of Barzai is formed. He lines the flame of Cthugha along the Scimitar and then tosses the spinning blade at the Yetis. +
wyverncakes
: [Charl] Yeah, giant monsters made of coal... not a really smart idea. Now they're big monsters made of coal and on fire too! Good news: they're burning themselves out! Bad news: they're angry and screaming now, trying to claw at Charl and DAMN are they burning hot!
: (React: Charl)
swedenfc19
: And from ABOVE the Snowmonsters, golden light shimmers in the cloud before several... blue energy arrows rain down at them, and a pink mechanical angel descents from the clouds.+
: (http://img-cache.cdn.gaiaonline.com/95ae0bdef76f1f257336af8449f6394c/http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/ShivasEdge/Angel_GModel.jpg)
Meraxa
: Richard raises his shield to defend himself, but... what is THAT?+
arachnion01@gmail.com
: *Well one of the two parties in this scuffle is wearing an orange armor that shits sonic booms, so Charl puts that speed to good use and works on dodging in such a way those coal monsters will have to hit each other.+
Aero
: Kurou: "Another Angel?"
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: "Looks like a robot to me."
: Zero: "A really hot robot"
arachnion01@gmail.com
: She does get distracted briefly, though. "...Who would put breasts on a..."
cubey@aol.pl
: Felicita: "No, I was told the job of a Ghost of Christmas Past is mine alone for the mission."
swedenfc19
: ???: "This is the last time I shall follow Masaki's instruction on a sortie."
Meraxa
: Richard: ...Masa-who?
Aero
: Kurou: "What he said."
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: "Sounds like a guy who's bad with directions."
swedenfc19
: Lamia: "This is Lieutenant Lamia Loveless of the Galaxy Defense Force. I was following flight path instructions of a fellow comrade."
wyverncakes
: [Kurou, Lamia, and Richard] Ideigi's shield is up and ready for defense, but there's no need for it! The Angelg's arrows and the Scimitar of Barzai cut all the Snowmonsters to shreds in big, flashy showers of paper mache and fluff! Whoo!
Aero
: Kurou: "Galaxy Defense Force?"
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: "Yup, guy who's bad with directions...GDF sounds like something I'd be working for though."
Meraxa
: Richard: Lamia... Loveless...
Aero
: Kurou: "I like it."
Meraxa
: Richard: I have a strange ominous feeling now...
wyverncakes
: [Charl] And the fact they have to hit each other to go after Charl just means more damage to the quickly-burning monstrosities! In a matter of moments they've smashed each others to bit and are just ash and soot on the ground. You're a bit hot from the heat and dirty too, but you're otherwise fine!
swedenfc19
: Lamia: "Initial hypothesis indicate this is Earth, but not the Earth that the GDF is based from. Secondary hypothesis - you are engaging fantastic creatures on Christmas, therefore, this dimension's Earth is not too different."
wyverncakes
: (Felicita, Zero)
Meraxa
: Richard: ...Other Earths are this crazy too...
Aero
: Kurou: "What did something like this happen to you also?"
cubey@aol.pl
: Felicita: "Umm, I do not want to break the fight or anything, but do you know what being dead means?"
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "...You're one to talk..."
cubey@aol.pl
: "It means you can do this all the time without side effects. Because you are already dead. And don't care."
Meraxa
: Richard: Actually, being a soul doesn't mean you're safe either. Hell can be very, VERY camp right now.
cubey@aol.pl
: *Deva activates its super mode! The mobile suit jumps into the crowd of robotic Scrooges and starts spinning while emanating huge beam shots from its hands.+
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: "Alright enough jibber jabber out of me, time to deck some halls." *The Ultra crosses his arms over the each other and then out perpendicular to the side, growing to a giant size. A giant size where he can THROAT PUNCH one of those Yazan+
cubey@aol.pl
: (But Felicita tries to avoid hitting the puppies)
Aero
: @Deadlicita
arachnion01@gmail.com
: @Zeeeerooooooo
sketchbookfiend
: *parallel, bluh poses
wyverncakes
: [Felicita] Your beam strings chop up another two of the Scroogebots, but the others are quick to try to fall back from your assault... and instead now it's one of the Chocolate Monster's turns to attack, opening its mouth to attack you Godzilla-style... except not because instead a huge dollap of caramel is sprayed at the Deva!
: (React: Felicita. Kurou can now support attack as well)
Aero
: (Permission to change to support?)
wyverncakes
: (Sure)
cubey@aol.pl
: "Ah! Caramel!" *Felicita is so torn. On one hand, delicious food she could never eat before. On the other, deadly delicious food. She hesitantly jumps away, taking refuge behind a Scroogebot.+
wyverncakes
: [Zero] And now that you've gone jumbo-size, Maxene makes some comment about how "oh, you're an Ultra". Goddammit, what ISN'T she familiar with? But the Yazan/Turtletron responds to your attack by curling up into its shell-like body like a turtle... and is then spinning around to attack you again!
: (React: Zero. Charl can support now)
VJockey
: #Zero?
wyverncakes
: (Approved. After that you can take your own turn. Lamia can also take her turn now too)
VJockey
: "PBBBfffFFFfffT!"
Aero
: * Kurou forms a SECOND Scimitar of Barzai and imbues it with a lot of cold and tosses it right at the stream of caramel. "Looks like it's time to put you...on ICE." +
arachnion01@gmail.com
: *Charl provides fire support like generations of Science Patrol members before her, by shooting tons of missiles at the shell monster.+
Atrament Corel
: And maybe as a response to how bad that was, Kurou; you can now hear a whistling sound...
VJockey
: *Derpfestor is going to send te Reindeer at the Yazan Bot and bail, making airplane noises all the while!+
Atrament Corel
: Not too different from a bomb falling through the air...
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: "Oi! Get out of there!" *The Ultra leaps up and spins to try and smash his heel into the turtle to crash it into the ground+
Atrament Corel
: Maybe you're familiar with it by now...
Aero
: Kurou: "That sounds kind of familiar..."
Atrament Corel
: Because it's also accompanied by a cutesy voice...
wyverncakes
: [Kurou and Felicita] Well maybe you'll still have a chance, Felicita! The caramel washes over the Scroogebot, melting it down into a puddle before the Scimitar of Barzai flash-freezes it, leaving a veritable mountain of sugary goodness to gorge on later if you're still around!
swedenfc19
: Lamia draws out and ignites her beam rapier - of course it is pink too.
Atrament Corel
: ???: "Move, move...! Out of the way!"
Aero
: Kurou: "I'm not even in your way Charl!"
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "That's not me!"
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: "I don't think that's her, guy."
Aero
: Kurou: "But...that's your voice.
Atrament Corel
: Of course, the inevitable happens...and there's a loud crash as something, or someone, smashes into Kurou from above!
wyverncakes
: [Charl, Derpfestor, and Zero] Charl's supporting fire does help begin to slowly chip away at the turtle's form, and the suicidal reindeer triggers an explosion that wrecks much of the machine's frame! Thanks to that, it's plenty easy for Ultraman Zero to finish off that Turtletron in one badass kick!
Aero
: Kurou: "Buaffu!"
Atrament Corel
: When the smoke clears, a purple haired girl who is definitely not Neptune is sitting atop Kurou...
: http://static3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120430161526/hyperdimensionneptunia/images/c/c2/Pururut3.png
swedenfc19
: Lamia: "Targets acquired, data conifrmed." She selects the Yeti, Drummerboys and snakes before diving down...
: Despite the size of the Angelg, it is deceptively fast, and with its illusion system, starts to leave afterimages! Beam rapier in hand, the angelic mech sweeps through the mobs with fast slashes and stabs.+
Atrament Corel
: ???: "Owww..."
wyverncakes
: (The yetis are all finished off, Lamia)
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "...! Hey! You have to get out of here!"
wyverncakes
: Kessler: "Hmmmm? And who might you be, little girl?"
swedenfc19
: (The other two groups then)
Aero
: Kurou: "Why...is it always me?"
Atrament Corel
: ???: "Huh...me?"
wyverncakes
: "Here to try to watch these foolish neanderthals oppose my genius and try to save the world from Christmas?"
VJockey
: (enemy count?)
Atrament Corel
: ???: "I'm Plutia...a goddess."
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: "Did that little critter throw a Reindeer at the thing I was fighting."
Meraxa
: Richard: ...ANOTHER ONE?!
wyverncakes
: (Enemy lineup: Turtletron x 1, Roboking x 3, Coal Monster x 4, Chocolate monster x 5, Light Snake x 6, Drummerboy x 7, Reindeer x 6 (one's still under Neural Parasite), Christmas Treant x 9, Nutcracker x 9, Scroogebot x 4)
Atrament Corel
: Plutia: "Um...I'm here to visit Neppy and the others for Christmas..."
arachnion01@gmail.com
: Charl is going to zip zip over to the strangely familiar-sounding girl, and extend an armored claw. "...Goddess or not, it's dangerous here!"
cubey@aol.pl
: Felicita: "Foolish neanderthals? We... we're not foolish!" She protests ineffectively.
wyverncakes
: [Lamia] Angelg zooms in to attack, cleaving through two of the light snakes and a drummerboy before one of the snakes lashes around the machine's arms to keep it from attacking any of the others! And not only that, but the Drummerboys' sticks are now seeming to grow and lengthen... like beam sabers that the slash down on the machine!"
Aero
: Kurou: "Why do you all have to land on me when you get here?"
wyverncakes
: (React: Lamia)
: Kessler: "CHIIIRURURURU! SO THEN YOU ADMIT YOU'RE NEANDERTHALS THEN!!!!!!"
: Yeah, he's laughing even though that probably is going to fly over your head, Felicita.
VJockey
: *Yeah the remaining turtlebot will find lots of blobby things being hurled at it. Which explode into midgets. Midgets carrying GUNS! DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!+
Meraxa
: Richard: Felicitia, think through responses to bad guy banter!
: *Felicita
cubey@aol.pl
: Felicita: "It's hard when you have to come up with them on the go!"
Atrament Corel
: Plutia: "Dangerous...?" And it's only then that she notices the fight going on. Not you though, Kurou...
swedenfc19
: Dodging and weaving with the after-image system on, Lamia will trust the beam coating on her robot to handle the rest.+
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "...Also you might want to step off of the man you're sitting on..."
swedenfc19
: Lamia: "From data logged, further practice will improve your oratorical skills in bantering."
Atrament Corel
: Plutia: "Oh...I'm sorry..."
: Gonna step off now and take her time to brush off all that dirt. Also yes, that is a doll of Neptune she's holding...
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: "If all else fails she'll at least leave the banter to her friends."
wyverncakes
: [Derpfestor] The remaining Turtletron's going to be confused for a moment... before it suddenly comes under tremendous fire! Turtletron's getting hammered badly... but goddamn nerf from HotS! These aren't upgraded Derpfested Marines, and Turtletron begins smashing them one after another in a fit of rage! And you've got stuff to worry about now too, because the blingy gold Roboking's moving towards you, swinging down with its gigantic scepter!
: (React: Derpfestor)
sketchbookfiend
: #DERP
Aero
: Kurou: "Thank you, you seem a lot nicer than the others."
Atrament Corel
: Plutia: "Ehehe..."
wyverncakes
: (Approved)
: (Plutia may take a turn if she wishes)
VJockey
: *Derpfestor's going to look up at the scepter and blink... before lobbing a green ball at it.+
wyverncakes
: (As can Kurou, Charl, and Richard)
Meraxa
: (Enemy list?)
wyverncakes
: (New lineup: Kurou, Richard, Charl, Felicita, Zero, Derpfestor, Lamia, Plutia)
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "Kurou, can you make sure to keep her safe?"
Atrament Corel
: Plutia: "I can fight too..."
wyverncakes
: (Enemy lineup: Turtletron x 1 (damaged), Roboking x 3, Chocolate monster x 5, Light Snake x 4, Drummerboy x 6, Reindeer x 6 (one's still under Neural Parasite), Christmas Treant x 9, Nutcracker x 9, Scroogebot x 4)
Aero
: Kurou: "Leave it to me, Nep would get mad if one of her friends got hurt...if she could ever get over the whole Eggplant thing."
Atrament Corel
: Her slow speech and actions aren't very convincing though...
arachnion01@gmail.com
: Inwardly, Charl hopes that is a food-related problem. She knows it cannot be.
wyverncakes
: [Lamia] It's a bit of a close call though, especially since your hands are still bound by the Christmas Light Snake. The Angelg's going to take a nasty slash to its side, but it'll be otherwise okay.
Atrament Corel
: Plutia: "Ummm...you don't need to, Mr. Crow."
Meraxa
: Richard: Hmm... I think... Not enough room to go all out, but I can still do this! *He raises the Paladin Blade, which begins to glow red hot. He aims towards one of the chocolate monsters, aaaaand!* BURNING SLASH! *He unleashes a cutting wave of heat towards the cocoa creation+
wyverncakes
: [Derpfestor] Aaaah, but Fungal Growth's still a reliable move! The Roboking is stopped cold, its blade inches away from your big derpy head... buying you a few seconds to do whatever.
cubey@aol.pl
: Felicita: "Ah, the cute thing is unhurt. Thank goodness..."
Atrament Corel
: Plutia: "I know...how about this for now...?"
Aero
: Kurou: "Hm?"
Atrament Corel
: *And Plutia casts a buff on Kurou. He might find that he can react much faster now!+
wyverncakes
: [Richard] And your burning attack makes the entire thing melt down into another puddle of delicious sugary goodness! But don't go celebrating yet, because now Ideigi's come under fire from some of the Christmas Treants, who are chucking big, heavy ornaments at the robotic paladin!
: (React: Richard)
: [Kurou] Indeed you can, Kurou! Man, Plutia's just all kinds of helpful and awesome, isn't she?
arachnion01@gmail.com
: *Charl zips off, leaving the goddess in the care of a dangerous sexual deviant. For her part in the battle, she starts to open fire on the chocolate monsters with her grenade launchers.+
Meraxa
: Richard: Sorry, I don't like these presents! *And in response, Richard is... going to try and catch some and dodge others, before throwing them back the way they came!+
Aero
: * "Man you're really a lot nicer than the other Goddesses." Kurou goes straight to work with that buff with his two Scimitars, slashing at the Christmas Treants with flaming scimitars. +
swedenfc19
: Lamia: "This happens every year in Christmas, I question my comrades' enthusiasim for this date."
Meraxa
: Richard: EVERY year?!
swedenfc19
: Lamia: "Affirmative."
wyverncakes
: [Charl] And you're there to back up Richard in your burning crusade against cavities! The chocolate monsters are unfortunately not burning like the coal ones, buuuuut they're certainly looking droopy and weak now.
Aero
: Kurou: "Well how did you guys deal withit?"
Atrament Corel
: Plutia: "But Christmas is nice...there's presents, food...and a lot of time for naps..."
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: "Is THAT what Christmas is about? Wish I knew that, I could go for a nap. Maybe when I'm done here."
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "This never happened when I was living with my mother..." Her DEAD mother.
cubey@aol.pl
: Felicita: "Too much naps may grow boring after a while. Trust me."
VJockey
: "Tbbbbttttthhhht"
wyverncakes
: [Richard and Kurou] Ideigi takes a few minor hits, but it begins to be paying back the Treants with interest, smashing through parts of them before Demonbane comes charging in, chopping through their ranks with gusto! Five! Six! Seven fall! But before you can get to an eight, suddenly Demonbane comes under some kind of sonic attack... it's the drummerboys... sending vibrations hurtling out at the Deus Machina in a way reminiscent of Vespasianus's!
VJockey
: [Derpfestor adds in sagely.]
wyverncakes
: (React: Kurou)
wyverncakes
: (Felicita, Zero, Derpfestor)
swedenfc19
: Lamia: "We are able to finish the missions in time so my comrades are still able to celebrate the festivals on the base."
: Lamia: "I still cannot calculate how Masaki giving me improper instructions could lead my unit to cross over to another dimension."
Atrament Corel
: Plutia: "You can never have enough naps..."
Aero
: (Still in squishie form Steam)
swedenfc19
: Lamia: "This must be a practical application of Murphy's Law."
wyverncakes
: (JESUS FUCK SUMMON IT ALREADY!)
: Ayame: "If it was anything like our Masaki..."
Atrament Corel
: And at this point Plutia closes her eyes...wait...
: Is she actually sleeping?
: Yes.
VJockey
: *Derpfestor is going to Neural Parasite the Roboking and Ride on its crown! He will now have it walk around and bonk things on the head!+
sketchbookfiend
: *The Ultra decides it should speed this up with a beam or two, so he makes an L shape with his arms and fires a Wide Zero Shot at one of them Treants! VSHWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN LASERS GO!+
cubey@aol.pl
: "I'm sorry but I need to cut you to size!" *Felicita jumps at the chocolate monster, her dagger swinging. It stabs at weak points (because as she is now, she can see EVERYTHING) before slashing to cut it apart.+
swedenfc19
: Lamia: "Is your Masaki capable of getting lost with a functional global positioning system?"
cubey@aol.pl
: "Umm, was that quip a little better? No?"
Aero
: *WELL HE'LL SUMMON DEMONBANE TO DEFEND HIMSELF FROM THOSE VIBRATIONS WITH A IMAGINARY CATAPULT SHOCKWAVE.+
wyverncakes
: Ayame: "We really don't have those here. Or the internet in general."
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: "That was pretty good quip! Could use a little less apologizing though."
wyverncakes
: [Derpfestor] You're running kind of low on energy (just throwing that out there for you), but you still seize control of the Roboking, and what do you go after? Why the still-damaged Turtletron nearby! CRUNCH! Poor thing never stood a chance. But suddenly your mount rocks... Derpfestor's new ride is under attack from the other two Robokings!
: (React: Derpfestor)
: [Zero] The lasers do their job, blowing the Treant to bits! Just one more of those to go! now!
swedenfc19
: Lamia: "That is unfortunate. I can however write out a similar program that utilises onboard sensory packages." Yeap, same old Lamia.
Aero
: Kurou: "W-wait Plutia you shouldn't fall asleep there!"
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "H-hey, a battlefield is no place to sleep!" Charl zip zip zips over to pick up and run away with Plutie, jarring the young goddess awake.
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: "Heh, looks like you've been splintered...see that's how you do banter." trying to give tips to Feleiita.
: *Felicita
wyverncakes
: [Felicita] The great thing about a monster made out of molten chocolate? Pretty much everywhere on it is a weak point! The whole thing gets cut up and falls to goop... but coming in from behind are the remaining three chocolate monsters, who just sorta squish together into one gigantic tidal wave mouth-thing of omnomnomnomnom-itude!
: (React: Felicita)
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "Please focus on things other than banter!"
Aero
: #Felicita?
wyverncakes
: (Approved!)
: [Kurou] The two shockwaves collide... cancelling each other out! You're in the clear now!
cubey@aol.pl
: "Y... yes, that is a good idea!"
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: "Since you said please..."
cubey@aol.pl
: *The Tidal Wave gets shot by a hand-mounted beam cannon. A high power one, enough to dispose of any caramel that moves.+
wyverncakes
: (Lamia, Plutia)
Atrament Corel
: Plutia: "But...it's nice and cold..."
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "It's also extremely dangerous!" Man, it's like stereo.
VJockey
: *Curse Derpfestor's player! He lacks the micromanaging ability to gain full use of his power! In any case though... Derpfestor will have the king pull a boss borot after hurling it at the Festivus pole!+
: *and by pull a boss borot I mean EXPLODE.+
Aero
: * "Crap crap, uh uh...wait I got it. God Beast Bullet." Now in Demonbane, he could actually use those bullets. Both pistols are summoned again and two gigantic Great Old Ones are fired out from them. "Alright you two...I know this might sound weird but....I need you to eat all of that chocolate." They give him a lineface but still charge the tidal wave of chocolate to devour it. +
swedenfc19
: Green darts spray out from the Angelg's shield arm as Lamia tries to get the snakes near her, and whatever enemies nearby.+
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: "...Did that guy just shoot demons out of his guns?"
Atrament Corel
: Plutia: "So...if it's not dangerous anymore...?"
Meraxa
: Richard: Actually they're impossibly complex beings from outside of known time and space,,or something like that
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "Then you can nap all you want, sure."
Aero
: Kurou: "That seems like a fair deal"
wyverncakes
: [Kurou and Felicita] The blast from Felitia's cannon blows the tidal wave apart... and it's then that Ithaqua works its eldritch powers to cool the chocolate down to a normal temperature...
: And then...
: Suddenly you're not seeing two Great Old Ones any more.
arachnion01@gmail.com
: If only hanazawa kana knew what she'd just agreed to with herself.
wyverncakes
: Rather, two women who decide to just... follow Kurou's orders in a weird way and start eating all that candy.
: Let me tell you, Kurou, Atlach-Nacha is feeling really fucking jealous and sad right now.
Aero
: Kurou: "I...dammit you two."
Meraxa
: Richard: ...Also apparently the most insane forces in the cosmos ike to be women. It even happens with this dude's books.
Atrament Corel
: Plutia: "Okay..." *With that, she lets go of the Nep-Doll, which takes on a life of its own and fires a giant beam at the enemies!+
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "...Semi-naked women?!"
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: "Sounds complicated..." peers at suddenly ladies "...Uuuuuuh"
Aero
: Kurou: "I swear they're Great Old Ones."
: Al: "Umu, they do seem to be enjoying themselves though."
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: "They look like Great Hot Ones..."
wyverncakes
: [Derpfestor] And during all of this, the golden Roboking advances towards the Festivus Pole... but being beset by the two other Robokings as well before it crashes into it and explodes! Derpfestor goes flying away like an awesome action hero (which he totally is)...
cubey@aol.pl
: "Umm, of course." Felicita does not sound like she believes Kurou. At all.
Aero
: Kurou: "...You have no idea Zero..."
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "Why are there giant women..."
wyverncakes
: ... And when the dust settles you can see Dr. Kessler weeping uncontrollably at the damage done to the pole. "NOOOOOOOOO... ch-chiruuuuu..."
Aero
: Kurou: "DON'T SPEAK WITH ME WITH SUCH PITY!"
wyverncakes
: "MY DREAM!"
: "MY BEAUTIFUL DREAAAAAAAM..."
: He's quickly trying to apply patch-kits all over the pole to keep it from tipping over.
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: "When did you get my name- did I say I was Ultraman Zero, Son of Seven yet...guess I must have...what's the old guy complaining about?"
cubey@aol.pl
: Felicita: "At least he is dedicated to his idea of abusing Christmas Spirit for evil."
VJockey
: "Tbbbtttht."
Atrament Corel
: Plutia: "Oh...I see...so that's what this is about..."
wyverncakes
: [Lamia] The darts tear through the snake around the Angelg's arms, freeing the machine once more and stabbing another two of the Drummerboys! BUT, suddenly Angelg is thrown into the sky! It's a reindeer that attack from behind to blame for this, and now the remaining reindeer all unleash bright red nose lasers on the machine!
: (React: Lamia)
VJockey
: [Says Derpfestor as he wiggles about while upside down.]
wyverncakes
: (Kurou, Richard, Charl)
Meraxa
: #Lamia
cubey@aol.pl
: The Deva will try to pick Derpfestor up and put it down the correct way up.
sketchbookfiend
: Zero looking at Derpfestor: "Is this thing like some kind of magical dog, or...what's up?"
swedenfc19
: (No objections here)
wyverncakes
: (Approved)
cubey@aol.pl
: Felicita: "I think it's a ghost of Christmas future."
: "Which... actually makes me a bit worried about the future."
VJockey
: "Prrrrthbbbthtttht."
Aero
: Kurou: "Maybe it's from another Dimension also..."
VJockey
: [And he's happy! Hugs for your robot hand Felicita!]
wyverncakes
: [Plutia] Plutia, your beam cuts through two of the giant nutcrackers, the others trying to fall back and regroup! Which they do with military promptness before the remaining seven open fire on you with gigantic muskets!
: (React: Plutia)
cubey@aol.pl
: Felicita blushes happily in her cockpit. Not that anyone can see. "Ah."
Meraxa
: Richard's decided to get serious now, a large spell circle having sprung up behind Ideigi. Now, he is free to throw its mighty shield into the path of the reindeer blasts, and- "SENTINEL SHIELD!" *Create an energy barrier between them and the Angelg+
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: "So which of us is the Ghost of Christmas Present then."
cubey@aol.pl
: Felicita: "I thought it was you, actually."
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: "...I can work with that."
Atrament Corel
: "Huh...?" *Unfortunately, Plutia doesn't have her doll with her...and she's sort of stumped by this, leaving her to take those shots head on...
: +
wyverncakes
: Ayame: "I think, considering we had twelve Scrooges to deal with, that the balance of things might've been thrown off a bit."
arachnion01@gmail.com
: *Since Plutie's being carried by Charl right now, the IS pilot will try to dodge. While carrying a bored goddess in one hand, and returning fire with her rifle from the other. It's not very easy! "Is there anything else you can do?"+
wyverncakes
: [Plutia] Whoops. Way to go, Plutie! The shots all converge, smashing all around the goddess... and there's a huge explosion because well why the fuck not? But the goddess... is she alright?
Aero
: Kurou: "Crap."
wyverncakes
: (Yeah, sorry Charl. Plot's kicking common sense to the back seat for the moment)
arachnion01@gmail.com
: (well nix that last then if she's not carrying the lady-Char does shoot at the nutcrackers, though.)
Atrament Corel
: Well, it's quiet for a bit...
wyverncakes
: [Richard] Your shield forms just in the nick of time, tanking the blast from all of those reindeer with everything it has! It's a bit of a drain though... but you still manage to keep the Angelg from being shot apart like poor Plutie!
Atrament Corel
: But after that, there's only one thing some people might be able to feel...
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "Ah! That girl who sounds exactly like me!"
Atrament Corel
: Anger.
VJockey
: "Tbbthhtt!?"
Atrament Corel
: Those pillars of light that Neptune and the others cause when they transform? You're looking at one now.
wyverncakes
: [Charl] But at least there's Charl moving in to get revenge! Your shots blast up another three of the nutcrackers, their splintered remains falling to the ground as the others struggle with this annoying little orange thing that's been racking up kills, shooting jets of fire out of their mouth at her!
: (React: Charl)
Atrament Corel
: Only it's completely black!
VJockey
: [Says Derpfestor in an alarmed manner.]
Aero
: Kurou: "........why is it black?"
wyverncakes
: (You mean why is she so perfect)
Atrament Corel
: ???: Hahahaha...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Aero
: Kurou: "Plu...tia?"
arachnion01@gmail.com
: *Charl zip zips away, and returns fire with a massive railgun! "...Huh? What's happening?"
Atrament Corel
: ???: You really had the nerve to strike back at me...
wyverncakes
: (Kurou and Richard can still take their actions)
Atrament Corel
: ???: Well, dolls aren't anywhere as fun, but maybe the Doctor over there is better.
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: "....Oh hell."
cubey@aol.pl
: Felicita: "Uh oh. That sounds really worrying..."
Atrament Corel
: To note: the voice sounds NOTHING like Plutia.
arachnion01@gmail.com
: Does it sound like Charl?
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: "I would think yess transforming via a giant black light pillar and cackling maniacally is worrying."
Atrament Corel
: If she were in her 20s, maybe.
wyverncakes
: [Charl] And that's another nutcracker down! Your hair's gotten a little singed from all this heat and fire though.
Aero
: Kurou: "I thought Nep had a drastic personality change..."
Meraxa
: Richard: Now, as for you... *Richard calls his Shield back to him, before readying his fist. Its glowing again, but far brighter than before. "Try my... NOVA PUNCH!" *And thats because the attack itself is far changed! What had been a single punch is now a stream of power, let loose in the direction of the red nosed menaces!+
Atrament Corel
: +A woman steps out of that smoke, carrying what looks like a curved sword with a serrated edge - one that she immediately uses to slash at her attackers!+
wyverncakes
: [Richard] And fortunately, with all the reindeer still grouped up from their attack on Lamia, it's an easy blast for Richard to do to finish them all of!
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "She still has the same voice actress, though..."
wyverncakes
: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfrjjnOLTpo
: Hey, look at t3h Houko, Charl. Some people just have a good range.
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: "There sure are a lot of babes in this battle."
wyverncakes
: [Iris Heart] And with the power Iris Heart has at her disposal, it's a cinch for that blade to reduce the remaining nutcrackers to sawdust.
Aero
: Kurou: "Well if she has the same voice actress as you she can't be that bad right?"
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: Zero can feel the glare of a small orange french person on the back of his neck.
wyverncakes
: (Felicita, Zero, Derpfestor)
Aero
: Kurou: "I mean it was JUST an evil laugh."
sketchbookfiend
: Zero shudders at the gaze of death on him, "W-woah, what did I say?"
cubey@aol.pl
: Felicita: "Umm..." This is starting to feel like an 18+ mission. Between Iris Heart and Kurou's summons.
Atrament Corel
: Iris Heart: "As I thought...it really isn't satisfying when they don't squeal."
cubey@aol.pl
: (Enemy list?)
Aero
: Kurou: "Scratch that."
wyverncakes
: (Enemy lineup: Roboking x 2, Light Snake x 5, Drummerboy x 5, Christmas Treant x 1, Scroogebot x 4)
: (Also, it's been so much work keeping track of so many enemies. Blugh.)
Atrament Corel
: (It's ok.)
cubey@aol.pl
: *Fwoosh! Festive light wires shoot out to entangle with the light snakes. Which one is which? It's now impossible to tell!+
sketchbookfiend
: *The Ultra shakes his head and decides it's time to speed this all up. A wave of his arms and both blades, the Zero Sluggers, fly off of his head and go zooming to rush and slash at the Drummerboys+
VJockey
: *Derpfestor is! Gonna waddle over to the festivus pole and lick it. Hey, he's out of energy and has a short attention span! What do you expect?+
Aero
: * Demonbane raises a hand and tries to surround the Light Snake with a bunch of large mirror panels. "Now Nitocris!" He sets the panels up in a way so that any missed wires from Felicita would bounce off them and back at the Light Snakes. +
wyverncakes
: [Felicita] Yeah, that's what happens when you start killing Bullet Bills with their own kind. There's a tense moment of confusion... and then one of them's abruptly cut to pieces! Bad news, Felicita. Now all the others are converging on the Deva again!
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: And then Charl wondered if she should start dressing like that to get more attention from Ichika, only to realize how far she's fallen. "...I should be shooting things, that's more fun..."
: #felicita
wyverncakes
: [Derpfestor] Unsurprisingly, your tongue is going to wind up getting stuck to that pole. And holy cow there's a ton of Christmas Spirit energy in it... but too bad you don't have Consume! Man, if you were a Viper, you'd have so much energy right now! Instead you'll have to settle on Dr. Kessler sliding down the pole and kicking you like an absolute sissy! "Gaaaah! Stay away from my prize creation you... you hideous thing!"
cubey@aol.pl
: "I see it!" *Forget newtype powers, Felicita has Christmas Powers! And drugs. Anyway, she draws out the beam dagger and slices at the lashing out snakes to cut them to pieces.+
wyverncakes
: (Still want to support defend?)
arachnion01@gmail.com
: (if I can)
VJockey
: "glrghlwhrglrhlgl"
wyverncakes
: (Then go ahead)
VJockey
: [He looks dizzy from the repeated bootings]
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: "Hey! You leave that dog-bug alone!"
Atrament Corel
: Plutia: "Oh Doctor...I wouldn't do that if I were you."
arachnion01@gmail.com
: *shots lance down from above, as Charl helps out the littlest orphan with some fire support from her railgun way up in the sky.+
swedenfc19
: Lamia: "Is the foe recurring, or this is the first time he has appeared?"
Aero
: Kurou: "This is the first time..."
: Kurou: "...You have recurring Christmas foes?"
cubey@aol.pl
: Felicita: "I really hope it's the first time!"
wyverncakes
: [Zero] The Zero Sluggers are met by the beam saber/drumsticks! The strength of your weapons is obvious though, one drummer being overpowered and chopped down before the others all band together to try to keep the Sluggers at bay, one of them sneaking a chance to kick you in the meantime!
: (React: Zero)
swedenfc19
: #Zero
sketchbookfiend
: *The Sluggers return and Zero grabs them in his hands, spinning around to meet his attacker with a slash coming down at the opponent's leg+
wyverncakes
: (Approved)
swedenfc19
: Lamia: "Sometimes if not taken out, they return again."
wyverncakes
: [Felicita/Kurou/Charl] With Kurou and Charl's fire support, Felicita gets to RIP AND TEAR through those evil Christmas light serpents in a way that would make Shouko proud!
arachnion01@gmail.com
: If only they had tv in byston well.
cubey@aol.pl
: Felicita: "I did it! Take that, Christmas!"
Aero
: They do in La Gias!
cubey@aol.pl
: "I mean. Umm. Don't abuse the power of the best holiday, yes!"
wyverncakes
: (After that, Lamia and Plutia can take their actions)
swedenfc19
: A diving kick! Lamia putting that strange high heel design on the Angelg to good use as she descents upon the sneaking slugger heel first!+
wyverncakes
: (The Sluggers are Zero's weapons, not an enemy)
Atrament Corel
: Iris Heart: "Still, to make use of something like Christmas for this...the Doctor is an interesting person. I -really- like that."
swedenfc19
: (Drummer!)
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "Uhh, good for you?"
wyverncakes
: [Lamia and Zero] Yeah, that poor drummer's getting all kinds of pain inflicted on it, Zero and Lamia taking it down with good ol' fashioned teamwork!
Atrament Corel
: Iris Heart: "It just makes it all the better to hurt him later!" *And anything around her is going to get zapped by lots and lots of lightning!+
sketchbookfiend
: Zero will hold out a high five for Angelg.
wyverncakes
: [Iris] And you know what's around you? The Scroogebots. And also all of those puppies! The four remaining machines just end up shorting out and then exploding... but fortunately leaving behind all of their feet so those poor, abused little dogs can finally have a repreive.
: They're also looking up at Iris Heart as their savior.
: HOWEVER...!
: Dr. Kessler: "E-eeeeenough!"
: With one last furious semi-push/nudge, he knocks Derpfestor clear of the pole!
: ... Some of the Zerg's tongue is still sticking to it though.
: But eh, regeneration. He'll be fine in a few moments.
: But Kessler climbs back up to the top of it, pointing angrily at all of you!
VJockey
: [Derpfestor whimpers in pain. LOOK. IT IS CRYING.]
wyverncakes
: Kessler: "I thought... chiru chiru... I wouldn't have to resort to this. BUT YOU LEAVE ME... NO... CHOOOOOOICE CHIRU CHIRU CHIRUUUUUUU!"
swedenfc19
: Lamia looks at Zero and... holds up the Angelg's hand.
wyverncakes
: "All I have to do is siphon off some of the power meant to destroy the world... and channel it at all of you!"
: "NOW!"
: "... ATTACK..."
: "WINDS OF CHRISTMAS!"
: And at that...
sketchbookfiend
: Yeah high five for angelbot...wait what about Winds of who now.
wyverncakes
: A massive blast of WIND is unleashed on all of you!
: WIND!
: (React: Everyone)
Aero
: * "It's just wind." Kurou will just block the camera systems of Demonbane. I MEAN WHAT'S THE WORST THAT WIND CAN DO?+
cubey@aol.pl
: *Felicita uses the powers of mod favoritism to dodge the wind effortlessly. It worked the last time this happened! Different Cubey character though.+
arachnion01@gmail.com
: *Charl attempts to flee at supersonic speeds!+
sketchbookfiend
: *Zero leaps straight up into the air to avoid the blast of wind. Initiating flight!+
VJockey
: *Derpfestor is going to get rolled like a ball into a snowbank by the wond+
swedenfc19
: Lamia: "I have comrade's whose machines were damaged by wind." And at that, she tucks the wings back and drops low.
: +
VJockey
: *wind
Atrament Corel
: Iris Heart: "My, I never get tired of admiration, but I'm afraid it'll have to wait, little ones." *And the goddess is going to put up a barrier to defend herself AND those puppies from WIND!+
Meraxa
: Richard will fight the wind... with MORE WIND! "Cyclone... STRIKE! *Twirling his sword like a wand, he builds up an ever growing vortex around the Paladin blade, before THROWING a tornado into the heavy gales as an opposing force!+
wyverncakes
: [Everyone] Aaaaaaaand...
: ... Nothing.
: Because it's just wind.
: Because most of you are in very strong, armored robots.
: Others have some sort of barrier or internal defense.
: And no, mod favortism doesn't count.
swedenfc19
: Lamia: "...This is a pleasant surprise."
Aero
: Kurou: "Seriously, we're in giant robots. The heck is wind going to do...no offense Ithaqua."
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "...Why was I running from that..."
Meraxa
: Richard: ...Did I just waste a perfectly good tornado then?
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: "Oh...huh, I was expecting like a giant snow Tornado."
wyverncakes
: Not really though... because Dr. Kessler was blown off of the Festivus pole!
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: ".....Smooth."
Aero
: Kurou: "Well...that was easy."
wyverncakes
: Kessler: "CUUUUUUURSE YOU AND YOUR MORE PRACTICAL POOOWER SOURCEEEEEEEEEEESSSS!!!!"
VJockey
: "Tbbbbtttthhht"
cubey@aol.pl
: Felicita: "That could have been really dangerous... I just had a very ominous feeling."
Meraxa
: Richard: ...Never thought I'd hear that about magic.
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: "Yeah what the dog-bug said."
Aero
: Kurou: "It's a lot more practical than you'd think."
wyverncakes
: However...!
: The other Christmas machines are still functioning!
Meraxa
: Richard: Yes, perfect for having women lap up chocolate and- wait, we can discuss your antics later!
wyverncakes
: And the tree is still glowing a worrisome blueish color (though now slightly less since some of the energy was siphoned off)
: (Anyone who wants to act again now, can)
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "...Actually, since I can fly at supersonic speeds, wind shouldn't be able to do anything..."
Aero
: Kurou: "This coming from the person that seduced a Sociopath."
swedenfc19
: Lamia: "If that tree is flammable..."
Meraxa
: Richard: Oi! She was seducing me! And... only partly worked...
: ...
Aero
: Kurou: "Right, the teenager was seducing you."
Meraxa
: *Richard mutters shining body under his breath, and disappears in a flurry of motion as he tries to beat up just whatever random enemy crosses his path.+
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: "Alright, enough playtime." *Zero puts the Sluggers together which turns into a huge double edged blade. The Ultra dashes forward with the blade ans slashes DRAMATICALLY into the remaining enemies.+
swedenfc19
: Lamia is going to fly over and see if she can cut the tree with her beam rapier.+
Aero
: * Kurou will shake a fist at Cthugha and Ithaqua. "Dammit you two enough with the Chocolate, I need you guys to attack the tree in your God Beast forms!" +
cubey@aol.pl
: *Those robokings look might dangerous. But you know what else is dangerous? Area attacks. Felicita fires both megaparticle cannons set up to wide spread. Everyone, get hit! Nothing says Christmas Spirit like collateral damage!+
wyverncakes
: (You mean Festivus pole)
arachnion01@gmail.com
: *Charl flies on by the remaining christmas machines, bombarding them with dozens of missiles in a scene totally not taken from Macross, no sir.+
Atrament Corel
: Iris Heart: "Maybe there's some hope that this will be a good climax after all...!" *This is when Iris Heart shows that her sword isn't JUST a sword, but also a long chain whip that lashes out at her foes!+
: It's also charged with electricity for maximum PAIN, but these guys probably won't feel any.
VJockey
: *Derpfestor was going to... burrow. People on his side would see part of his body sticking out of the ground like some kind of derpy shark as it made a beeline towards the pole&
wyverncakes
: [Kurou and Derpfestor] Indeed, the -festor's making his way over there, and Ithaqua and Cthugha look like they've finally had their fill and are ready for another God Beast attack.
: (You two can continue)
Aero
: * And he'll send the two right at the pole. +
wyverncakes
: [Everyone else] And it. Is. CARNAGE! Swords! Missiles! Beam cannon MAPs, and Iris Heart's whips finally take care of the last two Robokings, the remaining Drummerboys, and the last Treant. And you actually do get to hear some tree-y moans of pain from the Treant and the Drummerboys patter out saying "Ow" in morse code before their injuries finally catch up to them!
: The pole's all that's left now!
VJockey
: *What is he gonna do? he's going to try to circle around the pole repeatedly like he was doing a victory dance! Only underground and only weakening the foundation of the pole so that a light breeze could make it tip over!+
wyverncakes
: [Kurou and Derpfestor] Now, a bullshit mod would make some excuse like the weakened foundation and lowering of the pole would make the shots miss, and then the pole explodes and kills everyone. And then they'd say it was an awesome ending even though, again, absolute bullshit. FORTUNATELY THIS IS NOT THE CASE! THE POLE GETS HIT BY THE SHOTS ANYWAYS...!
: The clash between Eldritch and Christmas energies is tremendous... and you can feel the power being released... but then the pole just inexplicable gets blown up into the air before exploding there for realsies, in a shower of what you can all just pretend are fireworks!
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: "Ooooooh!"
Atrament Corel
: Iris Heart: "Now that's what I like to see."
VJockey
: [To which Derpfestor unburrows and starts running around in circles around people
wyverncakes
: The threat of Dr. Kessler's doomsday weapon has been eliminated, the puppies are saved, and nobody in the city died!
VJockey
: waving his claws in the air]
wyverncakes
: Plus, you got to make some new friends and reunite with an old one.
Aero
: Kurou: "Nice job guys."
cubey@aol.pl
: Felicita: "Congratulations! Christmas is saved."
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "...This has been a weird christmas..."
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: "Impressive. Looks like this Earth is in good hands. And I think I learned the meaning of Christmas."
wyverncakes
: Christmas and the world have been saved, and you can see Dr. Kessler being carried away in handcuffs by the police, a big red Christmas ornament shoved in his mouth to keep him quiet.
swedenfc19
: Lamia nods, "Combat log corresponds to mission completion before Christmas is over."
sketchbookfiend
: Zero: "Hanging out with cool people and having a kick ass time, that's the true meaning! Until next time Earthlings, take care! You too, dog-bug thing."
Atrament Corel
: And after all this, Plutia finally reverts to her tiny self...
VJockey
: "Tbbbbbttttht"
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "...I learned that I could be really creepy if I wore more leather..."
Atrament Corel
: Plutia: "...Huh?"
sketchbookfiend
: AND THEN Zero flies off into space and disappears like he's the starship enterprise. SHOOWACH!
Aero
: "Don't get lost in another universe Zero!"
Meraxa
: Richard: Guess this means you'll be going too? *Ideigi's head turns towards Felicita as the shining light fades from its body, and its left to stare at the ethereal machine.*
cubey@aol.pl
: Felicita: "The mission isn't canon so I might as well stay around for a while."
: "I want to go Christmas shopping!"
wyverncakes
: Captain Smith: "I just learned what my new laugh should be!"
: "Dooooonodonodonodonodonodonodono-"
: There's the sound of a glass bottle breaking and a body hitting the floor.
: Ayame: "If anyone asks, he just fell down some stairs onto the bottle of eggnog I was holding."
Meraxa
: Richard: Sure, I'll take you. How about you, angel pilot?
: Richard: Lamia, right?
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "...Somehow, christmas alone sounds nice..."
VJockey
: "... Tbttthhht?"
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "...No. I'm not into that."
VJockey
: [Hey Charl, Derpfestor's offering you a candy cane.]
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "Oh, you meant....Oh." She takes the candy cane.
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "S-sorry." blushes abound.
Atrament Corel
: Plutia: "Well then...I'll be..."
VJockey
: "Tbbbtttht"
cubey@aol.pl
: Felicita: "Eh?" The conversation goes way above her head.
VJockey
: [He's not that kind of Zerg Charl!]
swedenfc19
: Lamia: "To shopping?"
Atrament Corel
: And again, the tiny goddess closes her eyes and falls alseep right there. Even though she's still standing...
Meraxa
: Richard: Yeah. Tis the season. Or something like that.
Aero
: Kurou: "I guess I'll carry her back to Nep..."
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "I know, I know, I said I'm sorry..." Charl lands and dissipates her armor. "...I went on a vacation, but it only ended up more weird than home..."
swedenfc19
: Lamia: "I suppose it is not entirely negatory to obtain gifts for my comrades while I am here. I must ask though, are you doing what chief may say as "hitting on" me?"
VJockey
: "Thhbttttthhht."
Meraxa
: Richard: ...Eh?
: Richard: W-w-what? Why would you think that?!
Aero
: Kurou: "Oh don't worry Miss.Loveless he's like this to every attractive woman."
Meraxa
: Richard: AM NOT! We don't even know what she looks like!
swedenfc19
: Lamia: "I see. Then he is like the Chief when he suffered from memory loss."
VJockey
: [Derpfestor gives Richard a look.]
: "Thhhbtttthhhhht"
arachnion01@gmail.com
: "You said it, um...whatever you are." Charl shrugs and walks away.
Meraxa
: Richard: Good grief... Lets just go already. *Richard fades back into being as Ideigi disappears, and he's left standing at a street corner. Who knows, maybe Kurou's senses are accurate...?*
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