Mission 235: "The HAMMER of JUSTICE"

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VJockey (02:39:59): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_3sSQ6KNgM
VJockey (02:43:48): Ladies and Gentlemen of the Chalice
VJockey (02:43:51): This is it
VJockey (02:44:02): The final battle against....
VJockey (02:44:09): E.V.I.L.
VJockey (02:44:47): And of course they decided for a completely anti-climactic method of world conquest and mass destruction
VJockey (02:44:52): by resorting to a colony drop
VJockey (02:44:56): the bloody hacks
macprysm (02:45:14): Yuu: Even I'm a bit tired of this song and dance!
cubey@aol.pl (02:45:26): Alessandra: "What gross misapplication of scientific principles! It is a Champion's duty to teach EVIL responsibility, thus making it less evil!"
sketchbookfiend (02:45:36): Yusuke: "...the security on colonies aren't very good are they."
cubey@aol.pl (02:45:37): She shakes her fists around angrily.
VJockey (02:45:41): The Chalice is moving on an intercept course and you all can see the Colony.
VJockey (02:45:49): It looks like a complete wreck
sketchbookfiend (02:46:02): Yusuke: "Oh...they actually messed it up."
VJockey (02:46:05): Less like a colony and more like a cardboard box hobo house version of one.
Wyverncakes (02:46:11): R: "... They must've fought tooth and nail if EVIL had to gt it in that condition."
tengusaur (02:46:22): Werter: "Mr E just doesn't know how to give up with grace, does he..." He still feels pretty bad after all what happened. By which I mean Texotic.
cubey@aol.pl (02:46:39): Alessandra: "How likely is it that the colony in question has been abandoned beforehand? Witness the sorry state it is in!"
sketchbookfiend (02:46:43): Yusuke: "I think even Great Leader tried harder than this."
tengusaur (02:47:09): Werter: "What is this? Did he take some old abandoned colony? At least that means the inhabitants are still okay, because there aren't any..."
macprysm (02:47:13): Yuu: Remember everyone, my dad's still on there...I wonder what the odds are of getting him out alive...
VJockey (02:47:30): Speak of the Devil and he will appear!... Or...just his hand in this case. The familiar sinister gauntlet is badly dented with a little blood dripping from it and... there was no cat present... Where was his cat?
tengusaur (02:47:32): Werter: "Oh yeah. That complicates matters."
VJockey (02:48:08): "PEOPLE OF EARTH! HEAR ME AND TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH!"
VJockey (02:48:29): "I AM MR. E. YOUR SUBJUGATOR. YOUR CONQUEROR. YOUR MASTER."
Overman Zappa (02:48:37): MarKus: Heeeeere we go... Final speech of evil."
cubey@aol.pl (02:48:53): Alessandra: "The far-reaching hand of evil seems not to be in the topmost condition... but his diction did improve, somewhat!"
cubey@aol.pl (02:48:58): Always finding the silver lining.
VJockey (02:49:18): "FOR TOO LONG YOU HAVE BEEN ALLOWED RAMPANT FREEDOMS, CHOICE AND ...UGH... KINDNESS... BUT TODAY THAT ENDS. FOR I REMAKE THIS WORLD IN MY OWN IMAGE."
Wyverncakes (02:49:29): R: "For all his posturing, this doesn't look to be his finest moment."
sketchbookfiend (02:49:32): Yusuke: "The intimidation kind of overthrows the sillyness of the name."
VJockey (02:49:32): "THE IMAGE OF.... E.V.I.L.!!!!"
tengusaur (02:49:45): Werter: "In your image? I don't think the world would stand that much yelling."
VJockey (02:50:02): There was maniacal laughter... followed by violent coughing.
macprysm (02:50:09): Yuu: Fear not his words, comrades! We've got him backed into a corner, with no one to hide behind anymore!
VJockey (02:50:11): and a mutter...
cubey@aol.pl (02:50:16): Alessandra: "Let us stop the colony first and make fun of our defeated opponent second!"
Wyverncakes (02:50:53): Lynn: "Honestly that colony probably won't even survive a battle waged around it."
Wyverncakes (02:51:04): "Not with the force of re-entry..."
VJockey (02:51:08): "Curse those damnable russians. Getting in the way of my plans AND taking my precious Ms. Whiskers. She was a pure bred persian! She could do better than some alley bred Russian Blue"
frifreeman (02:51:30): Herb : D:
cubey@aol.pl (02:51:34): Alessandra: "All the sooner for us to reach the fun-making part, then!"
VJockey (02:51:37): The hand shakes itself as if getting back into the game.
sketchbookfiend (02:51:37): Yusuke: "Only one way to find out....eh?"
frifreeman (02:51:37): Herb: "What happened with your cat?"
tengusaur (02:51:40): Werter: "Well, isn't that some interesting news."
VJockey (02:52:15): "NOW MY MINIONS. STRIKE FROM THE SHADOWS! EMERGE FROM THE DEPTHS OF DARKNESS WHERE YOU HAVE HIDDEN YOURSELVES! LET NOTHING STOP OUR PLANS."
macprysm (02:52:49): Yuu: No animals will be harmed in the making of this JUSTICE. Come at us!
tengusaur (02:52:54): Werter: "She ran away with a certain Russian Blue, Herb. Do you remember any such cats? I sure don't."
tengusaur (02:53:03): Yeah, just even more sarcastic than usual.
cubey@aol.pl (02:53:27): Alessandra: "Sir Werter, you have such bad memory!"
tengusaur (02:53:38): Werter just sighs.
Overman Zappa (02:53:41): MarKus: "Oh snap... your cat ditched you for a pimpin mecha pilot. Sucks to be you!"
frifreeman (02:53:47): Herb: "Hey werter, do you think I should be an evil mastermind? Do you think it'll give me cats?"
frifreeman (02:54:03): Herb: "Anyway, let's kick his ass now!"
VJockey (02:54:11): Enemies: x1 Colony/E.V.I.L. Fortress, x5 M3 Fungus Warriors
tengusaur (02:54:19): Werter: "Maybe, but you will end like this." He points at the wrecked colony. "Is it worrth it?"
cubey@aol.pl (02:54:44): Capax Infiniti Transubstantiated performs a manual launch. That is, it furiously runs into reaches of space.
cubey@aol.pl (02:55:10): Alessandra: "Oh? The minions of evil seem pitifully infrequent today. Did something unpleasant happen to the rest?"
Wyverncakes (02:55:13): R's already uploaded into REVIVAL, and once Lynn boards its thrusters flare and it takes off as well!
VJockey (02:55:15): (Initiative: Werter, Herb, Yuu, Alessandra, Lynn, Miki, Yusuke, MarKus)
tengusaur (02:55:43): Werter is already deployed in space inside Prometheus, not looking very happy.
VJockey (02:56:12): It seems that now Mr E has finally deigned to speak to the heroes.
VJockey (02:56:35): "KANAZUKI YUUSHAHIIRO. IT SEEMS THAT THE DAY OF OUR FINAL BATTLE HAS ARRIVED!"
sketchbookfiend (02:56:36): Once Yusuke has gotten nice and Rider'd up he launches on the Space-prepped BeatGouram. Because space bike is cool.
macprysm (02:56:40): Yuu's double-and-triple checking the X-Buster before launching. He blows a kiss to Oishi before launching!
VJockey (02:57:06): Oishi: "Be careful Yuu! He's a bad man.... a very bad... bad man..."
VJockey (02:57:18): Oishi bites her lower lip and fidgets weakly.
frifreeman (02:57:34): Epimetheus extends its plasma wings and flies!
frifreeman (02:58:25): Herb: "This is a really pathetic last stand, Mr. E. I'm kinda disappointed that I bother to wake up for this."
VJockey (02:58:49): "SILENCE! ... I HAD TO GO THROUGH A LOT OF TROUBLE TO GET THIS COLONY."
Wyverncakes (02:59:07): R: "Probably because you've been bled dry of resources."
VJockey (02:59:18): "EVER SINCE THOSE NEO ZEONS THREW THREE AT THE EARTH THERE'S BEEN MORE SECURITY ON THEM. EVEN THE SPACE JUNK ONES."
cubey@aol.pl (02:59:21): Alessandra: "Alas me and sir Herb are in agreement."
VJockey (02:59:32): "BLASTED NEO ZEONS. THEY STEAL THE FUN FROM EVERYONE ELSE."
cubey@aol.pl (02:59:43): "As far as villainous last-ditch efforts go, this one does seem a bit short handed."
tengusaur (02:59:52): Werter: "You said it, Herb. We really don't have the time to deal with this guy like this..."
macprysm (02:59:54): Yuu also sets his speakers to full on hambeast!

MR. E! YOU DESTROY MY HOMETOWN! YOU STEAL MY GIRLFRIEND! YOU OPPRESS THE WEAK AND HELPLESS! YOU EVEN CORRUPTED A LITTLE GIRL'S FUN, A GENIUS'S MIND, AND A PRO ATHLETE'S BODY! AND NOW YOU TRY TO DESTROY EARTH? PRAY THAT YOUR END COMES SWIFTLY...THERE IS NO REDEMPTION FOR YOUR CRIMES! THIS HAMMER OF JUSTICE WILL BRING ORDER TO YOUR CHAOS!
Overman Zappa (03:00:20): In space, that huge chain gun turbine doesn't weigh so much. Horray for the ONE BIG GUN Technica ll Gets!
VJockey (03:00:33): "YOUR GIRLFRIEND?"
VJockey (03:00:43): (Werter, Herb, Yuu. Go)
macprysm (03:00:56): Yuu: ENOUGH TALK! HAVE AT YOU!
VJockey (03:01:34): "YOU MEAN THE WOMAN I HAVE BEEN IN AN EVIL RELATIONSHIP FOR THE PAST FEW YEARS?"
VJockey (03:01:49): Cue the mocking laughter.
cubey@aol.pl (03:02:09): Alessandra: "An evil relationship?!" A shocking revelation leaves her gasping!
tengusaur (03:02:21): * "Out of my way." Werter sounds tired and drained of most emotion beyond annoyance as he launches Prometheus' drill lance towards one of the mushrooms like a rocket punch! Though it's on a plasma line for easy retrieval. +
frifreeman (03:02:30): Herb:"Here goes! Epimetheus MUSHROOM GRILL!" Epimetheus create a flame thrower out of plasma and bathe the fungus warriors in hot plasma.+
VJockey (03:02:39): "YES! TOGETHER WE HAVE BEEN KICKING PUPPIES, MAKING FUN OF THE DISABLED AND REFUSING TO LEAVE TIPS FOR OVERWORKED WAITERS"
sketchbookfiend (03:02:53): Kuuga: "...wow."
tengusaur (03:03:04): Werter: "Truly you are the master of evil."
tengusaur (03:03:15): /deadpan
Wyverncakes (03:03:32): Lynn: "You're... just disgusting!"
cubey@aol.pl (03:03:34): Alessandra: "What monstrously poor manners! Truly you are the beast that casts the shadow of sin over humanity's collective morality!"
cubey@aol.pl (03:03:36): She sounds genuine.
sketchbookfiend (03:03:41): Kuuga: "Talk about try hard."
Wyverncakes (03:04:00): There's quite a bit of seething anger in her voice as she grips her machine's controls.
VJockey (03:04:08): Werter! The Mushroom is drilled through... but the fungus seems to grow at an extreme pace- were it a solid drill it would have swarmed over it! But not here since its just regenerating. Still though, the giant mushroom grabs you and is about to EXPLODE! REACT!
frifreeman (03:04:16): Herb:"Those poor puppies."
macprysm (03:04:19): The Kris-X-Buster charges towards the nearest M3, ejecting its hammerhead from its shoulders and attaching it to the anchor chain! "HAMMER OF JUSTICE!" Those words simply make Yuu madder. "THERE'S TWO THINGS I HATE MOST IN THIS WORLD, MR. E! YOUR EVIL LIES, AND YOUR EVIL MUSHROOMS! AND I END THEM BOTH TODAY!"
Wyverncakes (03:04:29): "You're just so obsessed about this ideal you're just running after this ideal!"
Wyverncakes (03:04:56): "Look at you! Just 'evil' for its own sake!"
tengusaur (03:05:16): * "No." Werter shapes a plasma field in the form of a giant, open hand, which forcibly pushes the mushroom away (hopefully) before it explodes! +
Wyverncakes (03:05:23): "There's nothing more to your motivations, is there?!?"
VJockey (03:05:25): Herb! You flagarantly flout the laws of thermodynamics and roast three of the mushroom monsters, leaving only one. The other being busy trying to explode on Werter.
VJockey (03:05:43): "...No. Not really. WHY DOES IT MATTER?"
VJockey (03:06:02): "IN ANY CASE!... OISHI! IT IS TIME! ENACT YOUR PART IN OUR EVIL SCHEME!"
frifreeman (03:06:54): Herb: "By the way, you're alright rival? Are you sure you should be up today? Are you sure you don't want to leave saving the world to us for now?"
sketchbookfiend (03:07:13): Kuuga: "You know, even if he's lying, I don't like the sound of it."
VJockey (03:07:23): Werter! The Mushroom is refusing to be pushed away! Its limbs merely stretching in a grotesque manner when pushed and is bursting at the seams with even more of its own rapidly forming mass for an even bigger explosion!
macprysm (03:07:33): Yuu continues his charge head-on towards the colony. "YOU SPEAK IN VAIN, MR. E! OISHI HAS AWAKENED TO THE SIDE OF JUSTICE ONCE MORE!...right?"
tengusaur (03:07:34): Werter: "...Yeah, I'm alright." He doesn't sound alright.
tengusaur (03:07:43): Werter: "Is someone watching Oishi, just in case?"
VJockey (03:07:53): Dan: Guys! I just thought I'd let you know that Yuu's girlfriend tried to set off some bombs on the ship!
Aero (03:08:07): #Werter
Wyverncakes (03:08:10): Lynn: "Werter, please, just try to-"
Wyverncakes (03:08:12): "What?!?"
VJockey (03:08:14): (Approved)
macprysm (03:08:14): Yuu: ....goddamn it.
cubey@aol.pl (03:08:16): Alessandra: "Ah, why would we do that! Her brainwashing has been broken miraculou... sly?"
sketchbookfiend (03:08:55): Kuuga rubs the back of his head awkwardly. "Well then..."
tengusaur (03:08:56): Werter: "Well, sheisse." And there's an even bigger explosion incoming! He braces for that!
Overman Zappa (03:08:57): MarKus: MOther FUCK!"
VJockey (03:09:08): Dan: "Well actually it turns out she was evil all along. Anyway the bombs were fakes she picked up from somewhere on the ship. Who'd have thought?"
tengusaur (03:09:14): *scheisse (the German has to be accurate!)
VJockey (03:09:28): "I teleported her into the brig when we traced the detonation signal to her."
cubey@aol.pl (03:09:36): Alessandra: "Curse this easily foreseeable betrayal!"
sketchbookfiend (03:09:42): Kuuga: "...Why do have fake bombs? I mean...it's good that she didn't do any damage but you know...curious."
Aero (03:09:52): *Well SOMETHING is going to grab Prometheus and fly away from the those mushrooms at ludicrous speed. "Ahhh look at that, I had to rescue you again!" Werter that voice should sound familiar. +
Aero (03:09:54): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgbG_M6ordQ
macprysm (03:10:07): Yuu: ...she has some choice words coming when I'm back! There's no other way to break her EVIL than to defeat the source, then!
VJockey (03:10:25): MYSTERIOUS STRANGER! You have rescued Werter with an explosion happening behind you!
Wyverncakes (03:10:28): Lynn: "What the-"
sketchbookfiend (03:10:32): Kuuga: "I hate to be a pessimist, ever, but I think she's just evil Yuu."
Overman Zappa (03:10:54): MarKus: "Wait... fake, or... fireworks?"
VJockey (03:10:56): Mr E.: "...Come on Oishi.... set off those bombs..."
tengusaur (03:10:58): Werter: "...Miki, huh? I knew a colony drop will catch the Idolmasters' attention."
Wyverncakes (03:11:06): R: "Yuu!"
VJockey (03:11:07): "... we need to enact the evil plan...."
tengusaur (03:11:22): Werter: "It's been a while." He sighs, still feeling kinda down.
cubey@aol.pl (03:11:24): Alessandra: "Is it not my rival of the bouffet table! How convenient of you to appear!"
Aero (03:11:42): Indeed it's Miki and...you kind of killed her buzz there Werter. "Eh, come on no MIKI, nice to see you, thanks for rescuing me?"
VJockey (03:11:50): "...Damnit. Oh Well. LASERS!"
VJockey (03:12:06): Yuu! There is an INSANE amount of beamspam being fired at you! React!
tengusaur (03:12:17): Werter: "I've been having... not the best of times lately. Sorry."
tengusaur (03:12:51): Werter: "Ninja guy, watch out."
macprysm (03:12:56): Yuu grits his teeth, closing his eyes in frustration. "...Dammit. Strike now, while he's confused! CROSS BREAKERRRRR!!!!" Yuu fires a full power beam right back....oh crap that's a lot of lasers. He releases the gravity brakes and lets his own beamspam push him backwards as he hurredly deploys his Plasma Field!+
VJockey (03:13:02): (Alessandra, Lynn, Miki)
VJockey (03:13:07): (Additionally...)
cubey@aol.pl (03:13:08): (What remains of enemies?)
VJockey (03:13:21): Everyone! There is enemy reinforcements coming from behind!
VJockey (03:14:20): Enemy List Updated: x1 Colony, x9 M3 Fungus Warriors, x5 Die Hard Oishi Fanboys
Wyverncakes (03:14:33): REVIVAL's going to make its way towards the fortress as best as it can, Lynn starting to wish she was better at structural analysis. But still... "R, just try to make the best shot you can."
VJockey (03:14:42): (THe last ones are in Zakus)
Overman Zappa (03:14:46): MarKus: "Yuu! Focus damnit! We'll mess with the girlfriend thing later! I think she just needs the taste slapped out of her mouth or something. Maybe..."
tengusaur (03:15:11): Werter: "Or maybe she's just evil and domestic violence won't help."
Overman Zappa (03:15:40): MarKus: "Yeah, but saying it makes me feel a little better about it."
sketchbookfiend (03:15:51): Kuuga: "That or she's being blackmailed somehow...intimidation...lot of possibilities."
Aero (03:16:04): * "Uah, something really bad must have happened if you're this down. Whatever I'll go finish up this colony and we can talk later." Time to PUNCH A COLONY. Miki makes a beeline straight for the Colony and fires one of her wired claws at the giant thing. +
VJockey (03:16:07): Yuu! The Laser Barrage is sort of absorbed by the cross breaker but otherwise you've been hammered pretty hard. Also. You crash into MarKus unexpectedly because of your trajectory of backwardsness!
cubey@aol.pl (03:16:11): Alessandra: "Shall we focus on stopping the colony for now?"
sketchbookfiend (03:16:21): Kuuga: "Either way punching her won't help probably."
cubey@aol.pl (03:16:31): *Capax Infiniti makes its way to the front of the colony. What does Alessandra intend to do?
tengusaur (03:16:39): Werter: "Watch out, there's a guy on the colony we should rescue...!"
Wyverncakes (03:16:41): * An Ascalon's warped in, the machine taking aim with it. "Let's see just how good the colony's hull is after everything." Rather than just try to shoot into the mass, R lines up a shot so the armor-piercing round will skim across the colony surface... and then... fire!+
Aero (03:17:02): Miki: "E-eh?"
Overman Zappa (03:17:02): MarKus: "Fuckin Karma... Okay sorry... Shit."
tengusaur (03:17:37): Werter: "He's probably in the part where, you know, people can survive."
sketchbookfiend (03:18:06): Kuuga: "That's...probably a pretty limited area based on the damage."
cubey@aol.pl (03:18:27): "My Channeling Brand shall become an unmovable object to this colony's moderately unstoppable force! Witness a miracle of science - Nucleus Bind!" *Alessandra channels the powers of aforementioned Nucleus Bind as her sword stabs into the colony, and suddenly becomes temporarily unbreakable AND very hard to move! This should make the drop significantly slower!+
VJockey (03:19:26): Miki! The Fungus warrior between you and the Colony tries to stop the claw.... unfortunately for it the claw far outsized it. Were this a cartoon it would have held up a wooden sign with the word 'Mommy' on it before getting SMASHED by it and sent towards the combined evil base and colony missile! The impact was spectacular to say the least. You see parts of the fortress detonate like an exploding evil base from an action movie and a significant chunk of the coloky creak and shatter!
cubey@aol.pl (03:19:55): (It's the sword that becomes nigh immovable, not the colony. Just to be sure.)
VJockey (03:20:13): Lynn! Your shot... bisects the colony... damn this thing is flimsy. It would have just broken to pieces on entering the atmosphere from just how shoddy it was.
Aero (03:20:38): Miki: "Well...that was easy."
VJockey (03:20:47): Alessandra! Actually it doesn't slow down the drop.... it actually just completely cold stops it.
VJockey (03:21:05): "... LOOK! IT WAS THE BEST I COULD GET ON SHORT NOTICE ALRIGHT?!"
macprysm (03:21:09): Yuu: HEH, IT'S FALLING APART...JUST LIKE ALL YOUR EVIL SCHEMES, MR. E!
cubey@aol.pl (03:21:12): Alessandra: "That... was unexpectedly potent."
Wyverncakes (03:21:20): Lynn: "Or you could have just decided to not be a terrible person!"
tengusaur (03:21:22): Werter: "Well, that was simple."
Overman Zappa (03:21:46): MarKus: "Wait wait wait... No. Guys... it's too easy."
cubey@aol.pl (03:21:47): Said while Capax Infiniti holds the biggest shishkabob in the world.
Aero (03:21:47): Miki: "This kind of makes me miss drops..."
Wyverncakes (03:22:02): R: "It takes a rare breed to be a complete embarassment and still endanger the lives of others."
sketchbookfiend (03:22:04): Kuuga: "This does seem a bit anti-climactic."
VJockey (03:22:12): "FUNGAL! RETURN FROM YOUR FAKE DEATH AND ASSIST THE CAUSE OF EVIL-"
VJockey (03:22:41): E.V.I.L. Secretary: "Actually Mr. E. Fungal gave in his one week notice a while ago"
VJockey (03:22:50): "...WHAT?! BUT HE WAS LOYAL TO THE CAUSE!!!"
sketchbookfiend (03:22:55): Kuuga: "This is...kind of sad."
Wyverncakes (03:23:11): R: "He's still holding a man hostage."
VJockey (03:23:16): "His paycheck bounced sir... he said he refused to work for cheapskates..."
Wyverncakes (03:23:25): "Until he relents we can't let up."
sketchbookfiend (03:23:39): Kuuga: "Well yeah but we could just power inside and get him at this point."
tengusaur (03:23:41): Werter: "Now THIS is anti-climactic."
Overman Zappa (03:23:44): MarKus: "I still think something's up but... Hey Yuusuke... wanna make a bet?"
cubey@aol.pl (03:23:46): Alessandra: "Were it not for aforementioned puppy kicking and mockery of disabled, I would feel rather bad right now."
macprysm (03:23:49): Yuu: I didn't know he even paid his soldiers...
sketchbookfiend (03:24:05): Kuuga: "I'm not usually a betting man, but what do you have in mind Markus?"
VJockey (03:24:19): "...Blast... okay E...lets try and salvage this situation... "
tengusaur (03:24:29): Werter: "We still have to get Yuu's dad off that rock, remember."
VJockey (03:24:37): "...Is the elaborate deathtrap we set up for Doctor Alberto still in place?"
VJockey (03:24:50): "Yes sir. We were about to fire it up."
Overman Zappa (03:24:50): MarKus: "You do a week of hangar cleaning if Mister E turns out to be his dad..."
sketchbookfiend (03:25:05): Kuuga: "...I'll take that."
tengusaur (03:25:39): Werter: "Sure, whatever." Uh oh, the dreaded Whatever. The sign of an emo mind who just doesn't care.
VJockey (03:25:51): (MarKus, Yusuke)
macprysm (03:25:52): Yuu: "Don't even joke about an overused and convoluted plot twist like that! I couldn't bear it if Dad was dating Oishi!"
sketchbookfiend (03:26:07): Kuuga: "Which is why I'm betting it's not."
VJockey (03:26:10): "BEHOLD! THE DEATHTRAP THAT-"
cubey@aol.pl (03:26:22): Alessandra: "Yes, let us maintain a positive attitude! A positive one! That applies to you as well, sir Werter!"
cubey@aol.pl (03:26:31): The free hand of Capax Infiniti points accusingly.
Aero (03:26:36): Miki: "Especially you Werter."
tengusaur (03:26:50): Werter: "I am being positive." He kinda sounds like Eeyore.
VJockey (03:27:19): There was a VERY elaborate deathtrap there. Saws, Needles, grinders and all sorts of bladed, roaring nastiness that all but cut out whatever Mr E was saying. Yuu's dad was...
VJockey (03:27:23): Uh...
VJockey (03:27:34): He was just sleeping.
VJockey (03:27:41): while hanging above the deathtrap.
VJockey (03:27:42): Wow.
Overman Zappa (03:28:07): *MarKus thinks otherwise but for now, it's time for bullets. Lots of bullets from that huge turbine chain gun. Aiming for the fanboy's Zakus he starts unloading a storm of bullets, until he runs the thing empty, because that's how you use big guns like that!+
macprysm (03:28:09): Yuu: ...is that all? Training courses at the German Ninja Hidden Village are tougher than that....
Wyverncakes (03:28:24): (Can we do anything to break Yuu's dad out of there?)
VJockey (03:28:37): (Yes. In fact its recommended.)
VJockey (03:28:45): (because this is just getting embarassing)
sketchbookfiend (03:29:08): *Kuuga's gonna charge his heavily armored bike to ram through one of those Mushrooms with it's big ole stag beetle horns. He was saving Rising power for if he needed to put a dent into that colony so he'll focus on the defense forces instead.+
VJockey (03:29:11): Mr E.: OH SHUT UP YUU!
tengusaur (03:29:24): Werter: "There's a hidden ninja village at my doorstep? Why did I never hear about it...?"
VJockey (03:29:30): "YOU AND YOUR STUPID GERMAN NINJA HIDDEN VILLAGE TRAINING!!!"
VJockey (03:29:42): "AND YOUR RUBBING IT INTO MY FACE BACK WHEN WE WERE KIDS!"
cubey@aol.pl (03:29:47): Alessandra: "I suppose it is due to it being hidden very well."
Aero (03:29:51): Miki: "Well it was Hidden..apparently"
macprysm (03:29:54): Yuu: W-what?
VJockey (03:30:19): The camera angle on Mr E zooms out to reveal..
macprysm (03:30:31): Yuu: Don't tell me, you're-?
sketchbookfiend (03:30:49): Kuuga: "Looks like you're cleaning the hangar for a week MarKus."
VJockey (03:31:47): Well uh... nobody else would know him. But Yuu would see... HIS CHILDHOOD BEST FRIEND! YAKU EISHIGI!
Overman Zappa (03:31:54): MarKus: "Sunovvabitch! Oh well, it's my job anyway, so I didn't lose anything..."
Wyverncakes (03:31:59): R: "... Yuu? Who is this?"
VJockey (03:32:04): "YOU AND YOUR GODDAMN SUPERHERO FAMILY!"
VJockey (03:32:08): "BEING ALL SPECIAL"
VJockey (03:32:12): "BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!"
macprysm (03:32:15): The Cris-X-Buster headtilts. "I have no idea. Maybe we went to school together?"
cubey@aol.pl (03:32:32): Alessandra: "What a stunning revelation! I never expected this particular person to be an evil mastermind!"
cubey@aol.pl (03:32:34): "Who is he?"
VJockey (03:32:36): "I JUST GOT SO SICK AND TIRED OF IT WHEN I GOT OLDER"
VJockey (03:32:46): "HELL ITS WHY ME AND OISHI GOT TOGETHER!"
tengusaur (03:32:48): Werter: "...So you even don't remember him. Isn't this excellent."
VJockey (03:32:51): "WE WERE SO SICK OF YOU!"
VJockey (03:33:26): "But goddamnit you can't even have the good grace to LET ME HAVE A PROPER EPIC BATTLE!"
VJockey (03:33:51): "YOU HAD TO BRING IN EVEN BIGGER HEROES!"
cubey@aol.pl (03:34:02): Alessandra: "I wish not to interrupt your finely crafted evil monologues, but perhaps it is you kind sir who required more preparation time."
sketchbookfiend (03:34:06): Kuuga: "Wow this is a lot more shallow than the usual childhood friend/family member being evil reveal I hear about from my juniors..."
Wyverncakes (03:34:17): Lynn: "SHUT UP!"
VJockey (03:34:28): "NO I WILL NOT SHUT UP-"
VJockey (03:34:41): And then suddenly something appears in the middle of the battlefield
Wyverncakes (03:34:43): She says this with the best Angry Motherly Cora impersonation she can manage.
macprysm (03:34:45): Yuu: YAKU ESHIGI...I see...you were oversaturated with the power of JUSTICE, and so you turned to the dark side to keep your sanity...I'm sorry.
Wyverncakes (03:35:16): "People have DIED because of you! And why? Just because of petty jealousy?!?"
macprysm (03:35:20): Yuu: ...Oishi, too...
macprysm (03:35:43): Yuu: ....Everyone. This. All of this...it's my fault, isn't it?
Overman Zappa (03:35:58): MarKus: "Yeah... and usually these reveals aren't the last episode either..."
sketchbookfiend (03:36:07): Kuuga waves his hand in a so-so fashion at Yuu's question.
cubey@aol.pl (03:36:18): Alessandra: "What a ridiculous theory! How does being too full of justice cause one to step on the path of evil?"
tengusaur (03:36:33): Werter: "Let's... Let's just finish this and go back to the Chalice, okay?"
VJockey (03:36:35): MarKus! The Zakus are taken down with almost humiliating ease. It seems that the Revelation just made things so much easier.
VJockey (03:37:00): Yusuke! You're covered in mushroom muck! Ew.
sketchbookfiend (03:37:53): Kuuga: "...I'll have to scrub that out later."
VJockey (03:37:57): Guys...
VJockey (03:37:59): Type 28 Dimension Diver Robo: ( http://cgv.blicky.net/dmb/0772.jpg )
VJockey (03:38:06): Its Doctor West's Missing Robot
tengusaur (03:38:13): Werter: "What's that?"
VJockey (03:38:22): Also, its arms are spinning wildly. No not the drills.
Aero (03:38:30): Miki: "Some kind of drum can with drills?"
VJockey (03:38:40): The arms they were attatched to. They were doing crazy 360 degree rotations.
sketchbookfiend (03:38:43): Kuuga: "...You know that actually looks somewhat familiar."
Wyverncakes (03:38:44): Lynn's eyes open wide.
macprysm (03:38:45): Yuu: They say if your flames of justice burn too strongly, they end up burning those all around you...now I see it to be true. But, even so...YAKUUUUUU! WHAT YOU'VE DONE IS ALL FAR BEYOND THE SCOPE OF FORGIVENESS! IT'S STILL MY DUTY TO TAKE YOU DOWN AND END THIS FEUD, 1 ON 1! ...what in the name of SCIENCE is that thing.
Wyverncakes (03:38:49): "... Oh no."
Overman Zappa (03:39:02): MarKus almost feels bad for having mowed them all down so easily. "Oh... damn. I hope they bailed out. They didn't even move...
cubey@aol.pl (03:39:02): Alessandra: "A genius invention of my arrogant but ultimately well-meaning rival on the field of science! What does it do in a remote location such as this one?"
VJockey (03:39:44): ???: "I BELIEVE that I can ANSWER that!"
Wyverncakes (03:39:56): Lynn: "Falling through dimensions..."
VJockey (03:39:59): Everyone. The Magnezoner and Demonpain have entered the field!
tengusaur (03:40:15): Werter: "Where's my aspirin?"
Aero (03:40:35): Miki: "Man you're all snarky and jaded now. It's kind of a killjoy."
VJockey (03:40:46): West: "NO! SHUT UP YOU BUFFOON! ITS MY INVENTION! I GET TO DO THE EXPOSITORY DIALOGUE THAT PUSHES EVERYONE INTO VICTORY BECAUSE OF MY BRILLIANT CONTRIBUTION!!"
tengusaur (03:40:55): Werter: "Sorry. I had a bad week."
cubey@aol.pl (03:41:06): Alessandra: "Ah, a scientific debate. What a familiar sensation."
Wyverncakes (03:41:15): R: "Just get that thing under control!"
VJockey (03:41:20): Tesla: "WELL you MELON headed SIMPLETON! It also HAPPENS to be COMPLETELY your FAULT! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"
frifreeman (03:41:21): Herb: "I know, Miki. I told him that he should stay in bed today, and leave the saving the world to us just for today."
Wyverncakes (03:41:23): "And don't get gooped up by some kind of giant dog again!"
sketchbookfiend (03:41:47): Kuuga: "...Ah yes, Doctor West machine. I should have been able to tell from the drills."
Aero (03:42:13): Miki: "Did Prometheus hide his stuff around the ship or something?"
tengusaur (03:42:36): Werter: "You're saying that like it's not an everyday occurence."
Aero (03:43:13): Miki: "Maybe he hid your cereal then..."
tengusaur (03:43:55): Werter: "Someone I really cared about is gone, okay?"
frifreeman (03:43:57): Herb: "No, it's more serious than that. Someone important died recently..."
Aero (03:44:17): Miki: "Ah...sorry..."
VJockey (03:44:22): West: "My Brilliant invention! The Type-28 Dimensional Diver will jump through dimensions as random as you have seen.... HOWEVER! According to my calculations the rapid jumps it has undertaken are making it dangerously unstable! In order to keep it from turning everything in existence inside out I will need to readjust its systems!"
VJockey (03:44:30): Tesla: "MANUALLY! WITH HIS FISTS!"
tengusaur (03:44:53): Werter doesn't seem to listen to this SCIENTIFIC discussion. Too emo right now.
Wyverncakes (03:44:54): Lynn's going silent from all of this in REVIVAL's cockpit.
Wyverncakes (03:44:54): Sorry
cubey@aol.pl (03:44:57): Alessandra: "How scientific! Let the readjustments commence!"
Wyverncakes (03:44:57): Bad memories
VJockey (03:45:04): West: "However, I cannot do that if it is trying to drill holes into Demonpain... SO ALL OF YOU MUST PROTECT MY BRILLIANT SELF WHILE I SAVE ALL OF REALITY!"
macprysm (03:45:08): Yuu: ...drilling through time and space. Ripping the universe apart.
Wyverncakes (03:45:09): Lynn: "... Just fix it. Please."
Wyverncakes (03:45:26): R: "Lynn?"
Wyverncakes (03:45:28): Beep beep.
Wyverncakes (03:45:35): She's not looking at the monitors.
VJockey (03:45:35): West: "You don't have to protect Tesla very much though."
tengusaur (03:45:41): Werter: "Protect. Alright. That much I can do, I guess." Okay, that part he did listen to.
VJockey (03:45:55): Tesla: "WHAT'S WRONG West. JEALOUS that I am an EXPERT in a FIELD you FAILED AT?"
macprysm (03:46:02): Yuu looks over at the remains of the Colony. "You guys can handle this, right? I owe Yaku at least a final battle..."
sketchbookfiend (03:46:14): Kuuga: "...weren't we dealing with a colony drop and a kidnapping just a few seconds ago."
cubey@aol.pl (03:46:21): Alessandra: "Professor, you must know that dr West is an extremely petty and jealous person. It is one of his many talents!"
VJockey (03:46:22): (NEW OBJECTIVE! Stop the West Robo before it Turns Reality inside out!)
VJockey (03:46:40): (Werter, Herb, Yuu)
Wyverncakes (03:46:43): BEEP BEEP!
sketchbookfiend (03:46:45): Kuuga: "Neither of those are a talent, Alessandra-san."
Wyverncakes (03:46:46): R: "LYNN!"
macprysm (03:46:47): Yuu: ...if someone can rescue my dad while you're doing that, it'd be awesome and I'd owe you one, too!
sketchbookfiend (03:46:54): Kuuga: "I would kind of know."
tengusaur (03:47:13): Werter: "I will leave the rescue to smaller units."
cubey@aol.pl (03:47:16): Alessadra: "Anything can be a talent if applied correctly."
macprysm (03:47:21): Yuu: YAKU! PREPARE YOURSELF! OUR RIVALRY ENDS TODAY!
cubey@aol.pl (03:47:29): Said with confidence.
sketchbookfiend (03:47:36): Kuuga: "Well I'm saying that because one of them is just an emotion..."
tengusaur (03:47:53): * Prometheus creates a plasma net and throws it at the West Robo! The net is attached to a line to keep the enemy in place. +
VJockey (03:47:57): West: "Oh SHUT UP! VETINERARY SCIENCE IS UNDER ME!"
frifreeman (03:48:44): Herb: "Okay, let's go! Epimetheus... TENTACLES!" Herb goes to follow Werter and fires a bunch of sticki tentacles around Dr West's contraption
frifreeman (03:48:46): +
VJockey (03:48:48): Werter! The net is.... really effective, but it doesn't really stop the arms from rotating like crazy.
macprysm (03:49:07): Yuu takes off for the Colony, spinning his hammer with gusto. He's headed for the head of EVIL!+
VJockey (03:49:21): Herb! The Type 28 feels violated. But your attack is effective in keeping it from moving even further!
VJockey (03:50:57): Yuu...
VJockey (03:51:12): Yaku: "YUUUUUUUUUUUU!"
VJockey (03:51:44): The Evil base is firing.... HAMMERS! YES! IT IS COUNTERING YOUR HAMMER WITH HAMMERS! REACT!!!
Overman Zappa (03:51:45): MarKus: "Okay so... in a whole shitty colony we have to find his dad. Where do we even start?"
Wyverncakes (03:52:41): R: "Please. *Half* a colony."
sketchbookfiend (03:52:42): Kuuga: "Well it got chopped in half earlier, so probably not any of the middle part where the city would be
Wyverncakes (03:52:48): "And start in the more secure areas."
VJockey (03:52:57): Well MarKus... if you look at the screen which has Yaku's broadcast of Yuu's dozing dad you could see yourself off in the distance... so probably that tower looking thing on the base.
macprysm (03:53:01): Yuu: "With this hammer forged by my ancestors, I will undo the EVIL that is YAKU!" Yuu's going to keep heading forward, his own HAMMER OF JUSTICE spinning to deflect the hammers as they come!+
sketchbookfiend (03:53:10): Kuuga: "I'm guessing he may just be in a room right next to where Yaku-san was."
sketchbookfiend (03:53:41): Kuuga: "...or you know it's right in front of you."
VJockey (03:53:46): Yuu!... the hammers get tangled... all of them. Yaku is tugging at his controls for them to try make them untangle. Nope. Nothing.
VJockey (03:53:55): "DAMNIT YUU!"
Overman Zappa (03:54:19): MarKus: "That was... Okay, look it was too easy alright! Hiding in plain sight!" MarKus makes his way over there, leaving the West robo to the supers and the Sciences.
tengusaur (03:54:57): Werter: "The robot is captured. Come here before it breaks free...!"
sketchbookfiend (03:56:10): Kuuga: "Might as well get him." BeatGouram also flies in the direction to help pick up the kidnapee.
VJockey (03:56:28): With the Robot entangled Demonpain and the Magnezoner cling onto it as two space suited Doctors quickly scramble towards the cockpit. Yes West is wearing a lab coat over his.
tengusaur (03:57:17): Werter: "Why would you even build a machine that can turn the whole world inside out if it backfires..."
Wyverncakes (03:59:04): Lynn: "Because... that's what he does."
Wyverncakes (03:59:13): "He used to work for Black Lodge, after all."
Wyverncakes (03:59:26): Yeah, she's looking and sounding a bit better now.
VJockey (04:02:11): West: Now then! To astound the universe with my Brilliance-
VJockey (04:02:33): Tesla: There SEEMS to be a LOOSE wire!
VJockey (04:02:45): The larger mad scientist adjusts it and...
VJockey (04:03:01): West: "NO YOU FOOL! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!"
Wyverncakes (04:03:19): Lynn: D:
Aero (04:03:19): Miki: "That's...not a good sign"
cubey@aol.pl (04:03:33): Alessandra: "I do not like the sound of this."
tengusaur (04:03:37): Werter: "Well. Crap."
VJockey (04:03:40): The Type 28's eyes glow brightly! Then....
VJockey (04:03:42): ...
VJockey (04:04:11): Tesla: BWAHAHAHAHA! You WORRY too MUCH! As a MAN of SCIENCE! I KNOW what I AM DOIN-
VJockey (04:05:01): And then the universe around them breaks like glass as everyone present and the colony is thrown into a dimensional vortex of SWIRLINESS!
VJockey (04:05:31): West is just glaring at Tesla as they zoom through the abyss. He is unamused.
VJockey (04:05:38): Tesla:.... DAMMIT.
tengusaur (04:05:40): Werter: "Waaaaargh...!"
tengusaur (04:05:43): Werter: "..."
macprysm (04:05:44): Yuu: W-What? No waaayyyyyyyy!!!
tengusaur (04:05:49): Werter: "I'm going to be sick..."
cubey@aol.pl (04:05:50): Alessandra: "SCIENCE!"
Aero (04:06:04): Miki: "THIS WAS A BAD IDEAAAAA."
Wyverncakes (04:06:08): Lynn's actually...
frifreeman (04:06:13): Herb:"It's like I'm in that container box again!"
Wyverncakes (04:06:15): ... Breathing a sigh of relief that this is ALL that's happening.
sketchbookfiend (04:06:16): Kuuga: "I think we just got Decaded."
VJockey (04:06:33): Everyone! As you hurtle through the abyss... you can see things within the various strands of color that made up the vortex
Wyverncakes (04:06:35): And then yelping in surprise as she ends up bonking around inside of the cockpit.
VJockey (04:06:40): at first they seemed foggy...
VJockey (04:06:42): then...
VJockey (04:06:57): images of other realities, words that somehow filter into your ears.
VJockey (04:07:23): You see worlds where friends that died lived, heroes who are now villains and villains that are now heroes.
VJockey (04:07:42): This...
VJockey (04:07:56): is a place where you can see all of the what ifs and never were's that could have happened
Aero (04:08:01): Miki: "A world as just an idol...that would have just been boring..."
macprysm (04:08:29): Yuu: ...a fighting game? Without giant robots...?
sketchbookfiend (04:08:32): Kuuga: "....Black eyes...."
Wyverncakes (04:08:47): R: "Lynn, there are cassowaries."
Wyverncakes (04:08:49): "Everywhere."
Wyverncakes (04:08:53): Yeah, Lynn's all D: now again.
tengusaur (04:09:04): Werter: "Well, this is quite something..."
cubey@aol.pl (04:09:06): Alessandra: "Ah, to lead a group of noble adventurers to explore surprisingly deadly ancient dungeons! Why did I not think of such a thing?"
VJockey (04:09:22): Werter... as you hurtle along you see something...
tengusaur (04:09:34): Werter: "Hmm? What's this?"
Overman Zappa (04:09:39): MarKus: "Why do I have a sister? Wait a second..."
frifreeman (04:09:54): Herb:"Hey, a world where... I'm a martial artist hobo that save the world using a gaint robot? That's not different than thsi one at all..."
tengusaur (04:10:15): Werter: "You're not a martial artist, Herb. You just flail maniacally."
VJockey (04:10:22): A future that had been denied because of tragedy. You know what it is.
macprysm (04:10:45): Yuu: ...is that...Kairos Aspida's world...?!
tengusaur (04:11:11): Werter: "This... A world where I never returned back to normal after I went crazy..."
tengusaur (04:11:31): Werter: "Is it the same world as the one Kairos Aspida came from? Might be..."
VJockey (04:11:37): Indeed... it was horrifying to say the least...
macprysm (04:11:41): Yuu: There's no Justice to be found...but...because of that, there's no EVIL, either....
VJockey (04:11:46): and that image passes...
tengusaur (04:12:03): Werter gets silent. That wasn't a pleasant image. But it didn't happen, because...
Wyverncakes (04:12:05): Lynn: "... No wonder they wanted to travel back to our time..."
VJockey (04:12:08): the tunnel you are all within grows thinner... a reality forming around you.
VJockey (04:13:02): the last image that all of you see is someone (or someones) smiling at you. Realities, where good or ill... you found happiness.
Overman Zappa (04:13:12): MarKus: "So... is it fixing itself or are we just going to spit out in some unknown unknown?"
VJockey (04:13:24): But whether or not that happens is a question for another time.
VJockey (04:13:37): Because you all landed in somewhere with gravity
macprysm (04:13:52): Yuu: Oof!
Aero (04:14:04): Gainax bounce go!
sketchbookfiend (04:14:08): Kuuga: "Wha-" THUNK
tengusaur (04:14:09): Werter: "Ow! Hard landing..."
Aero (04:14:20): Miki: "Afuuu."
VJockey (04:14:20): Yaku: LJSHLHFLSGPSH-
Overman Zappa (04:14:22): MarKus tries to land all badass. Nope.
VJockey (04:14:25): He crashed into the camera.
Wyverncakes (04:14:40): The heartwarming image of seeing James is enough to bring tears to Lynn's face...
VJockey (04:15:02): West is flailing around stuck headfirst in the Type-28's cockpit. Tesla is trying to pull him out like a vegetable.
Wyverncakes (04:15:03): ... Right before she suddenly cries out again as the VeHA crashes awkwardly down too.
cubey@aol.pl (04:15:14): What happens to Capax Infiniti depends on what happened to the colony! Still attached via sword, remember?
frifreeman (04:15:44): Herb: "Where is this?"
VJockey (04:15:53): Alessandra, you happen to be at the top of the world
VJockey (04:16:00): and you have the best view out of everyone
VJockey (04:16:06): What you see is something of a duality.
cubey@aol.pl (04:16:25): Alessandra: "What beautiful sights! My eyes see far and wide, everyone!"
cubey@aol.pl (04:16:33): (Said regardless of what the sights actually are)
VJockey (04:17:04): On one side... is a massive jungle, populated with nature of such beauty and raw ferocity. You can see Volcanoes and violent storms in addition to the verdant greenery.
Wyverncakes (04:17:19): R's getting itself and REVIVAL to bear, looking around curiously.
VJockey (04:17:51): and on the other.... was a neverending industrial complex. Gears and constantly moving machinery was all over the place. Smokestacks spewing out green smoke similar to Prometheus' plasma... only thinner.
VJockey (04:17:56): and...
VJockey (04:18:01): Werter.
VJockey (04:18:13): You will get a very sinking feeling you know EXACTLY where this is.
Wyverncakes (04:18:16): R: "Wait."
cubey@aol.pl (04:18:22): Alessandra: "We seem to have been relocated into an educational story of some kind. How mysterious!"
tengusaur (04:18:22): Werter: "There is... Something oddly familiar about this place..."
tengusaur (04:18:30): Werter: "Don't tell me..."
tengusaur (04:19:23): Werter: "Professors! What's the robot's status?"
tengusaur (04:19:28): Werter: "We need to get out of here!"
VJockey (04:20:05): West: Of course! That would be simplicity itself... UNFORTUNATELY! SOMEONE MAGNETIZED ALL THE INSTRUMENTS!!!
VJockey (04:20:23): West GLARES at Tesla... who actually has the good grace to look sheepish.
Wyverncakes (04:20:24): Lynn: "So the robot's not working."
cubey@aol.pl (04:20:30): Alessandra: "Why would you be so afraid, sir Werter? All that happens is us standing on the crossroads, with nature on one side, civilization on ano... ther."
cubey@aol.pl (04:20:34): Alessandra: "Oh."
tengusaur (04:20:40): Werter: "Crap. What about Yuu's dad?"
Wyverncakes (04:21:06): And...
VJockey (04:21:08): West: I'm going to fix this, my brilliant mind will need some time...however people of science will speed the process further AS LONG AS THEY DON'T TUG AT RANDOM WIRES!!!
Wyverncakes (04:21:13): Lynn's going to do something drastic.
VJockey (04:21:19): Tesla: IT WAS LOOSE FOOL!
macprysm (04:21:20): Yuu: Gah! *He flails around looking for a sign of his dad...* He better not have slept through all that!
Wyverncakes (04:21:32): Get out of her machine, and start walking over towards West and Tesla.
VJockey (04:21:41): Yuu... he's still hanging from the harness over the deathtrap... yep... still sleeping.
VJockey (04:22:03): Also. As Alessandra connects the final dots...
Wyverncakes (04:22:09): "Both of you... stop bickering. Please."
VJockey (04:22:12): she can see armies approaching from both sides.
frifreeman (04:22:13): Herb: "Oh no, are we supposed to carve out a new civilization here?"
Overman Zappa (04:22:39): MarKus: "I didn't get to your dad in time. Yuusuke, did you?"
VJockey (04:22:55): one was a familiar sight... made up of hulking figures made from the very elements themselves, leading them was a massive goat headed figure.
tengusaur (04:23:16): Werter: "This is..."
Wyverncakes (04:23:17): R: "... Werter, this is what you were afraid of, isn't it?"
cubey@aol.pl (04:23:19): Alessandra: "Friends of mine, I see Baphomet approaching!"
macprysm (04:23:25): Yuu: ...Fist of Padded Justice. *Yuu launches his rocket punch out to grab his dad and bring him back to safety. The soft civilian padding on the inside of the palm ensures he's not hurt...and probably doesn't feel a thing.*+
Aero (04:23:32): Miki: "Oh no..."
cubey@aol.pl (04:23:33): "The very god defeated by Logos not such a long time ago!"
tengusaur (04:23:44): Werter: "The dimensional prison where Baphomet banished Artifex. And where I banished Baphomet."
VJockey (04:24:06): (Enemies [Baphomet Army]: Baphomet, x5 Lava Elementals, x6 Cacti Elementals, x5 Rock Elementals)
Aero (04:24:11): Miki: "Of all places we were brought here!?"
VJockey (04:24:12): Baphomet - http://i5.mangareader.net/berserk/19/berserk-1591413.jpg
VJockey (04:24:17): and....
VJockey (04:24:21): the other army is
VJockey (04:24:23): .....
VJockey (04:24:28): well...
VJockey (04:24:31): its..
Aero (04:24:44): Miki: "Oh...my...god."
macprysm (04:25:04): Yuu: ...not sure if should fight evil army or work on fixing dimensional robot.
VJockey (04:25:30): (Enemies [Artifex Army]: Artifex, x20 Trollcopters, x10 Prommytanks, x10 Metheo, x5 Theus)
Aero (04:26:03): Miki: "He mass produced Prometheus..."
VJockey (04:26:10): Trollcopters - Resemble Prometheus' head if he wore a propeller beanie. It has a comedically oversized cannon under it.
Aero (04:26:10): Miki: "In tank form."
Wyverncakes (04:26:18): R: "Well why couldn't he?"
cubey@aol.pl (04:26:20): Alessandra: "An army opposed to Baphomet approaches! It is..."
cubey@aol.pl (04:26:25): Alessandra: "It is so adorable!"
VJockey (04:26:37): Prommytank - A tank with a Prometheus head for a turret. Its eyes glow brightly.
VJockey (04:26:57): Metheo - Tiny prometheus made huge, it has a large pitchfork.
VJockey (04:27:18): Theus - Regular battle Prometheus with tentacles instead of hands
tengusaur (04:28:19): Werter: "What."
tengusaur (04:28:25): Werter: "Just what."
Overman Zappa (04:28:39): MarKus: "What in the hell..."
VJockey (04:28:47): Artifex - A Giant 50 meter version of Prometheus and Epimetheus. Grey in color with an elongated head anf goggles over his eyes. He has six long arms suited for fine craftsmanship and has a centipede like body with many legs. Also all wearing boots for some strange reason. Possibly because he didn't want to be uncivilized like Baphomet.
tengusaur (04:29:08): Prometheus waves to Artifex on his own, without Werter's input. Hi dad!
Aero (04:29:18): Miki: "So....that's Artifex?"
sketchbookfiend (04:29:24): Kuuga: "I didn't get him ei- ...I seem to have missed a bit of what just happened."
Wyverncakes (04:29:28): R: "He looks the part."
frifreeman (04:29:37): Epimetheus shakes his head "I hate you dad"
tengusaur (04:30:05): Werter: "I never saw him with my own eyes... But Prometheus' reaction speaks for itself."
cubey@aol.pl (04:30:19): Alessandra is staring wordlessly in adoration. Too much SCIENCE and more importantly, too many Prometheuses.
VJockey (04:31:06): Artifex: Statement. It seems that my wayward sons have decided to visit their father's prison with their traitor humans. Apology. I will have to beat the both of you senseless and then kill the humans before ending Baphomet.
macprysm (04:31:08): Yuu's a bit in awe as well. "Yaku...our fight can wait for now, I hope."
Aero (04:31:45): Miki: "So much for him being better than Baphomet..."
VJockey (04:31:49): Baphomet: Your arrogance is unamusing as always Artifex. You and your unnatural creations will fall, as always.
tengusaur (04:32:00): Werter: "I told you. They're both jerks, just different kind of jerks!"
cubey@aol.pl (04:32:05): Alessandra shakes off the overload.
sketchbookfiend (04:32:13): Kuuga: "...I'm going to go save Yuu's dad now." The BeatGouram engages speed to punch into the tower, part of the colony and take the stairs or whatever up to get the good professor out of the deathtrap.
cubey@aol.pl (04:32:15): Alessandra: "What poor manners. I prefer my life to remain unkilled as it is now!"
Overman Zappa (04:32:16): MarKus: "So... we're fucked. How fast until you fix the fucking robot, West!?"
Wyverncakes (04:32:20): R: "And in Baphomet's time here, they still haven't resolved their differences."
Wyverncakes (04:32:42): Lynn's doing her best to look over Dr. West's robot now too. She's not touching anything just yet though.
frifreeman (04:32:47): Herb: "You're still fighting? Oh man, I hoped that your time together in this place they'll become room mates or something."
VJockey (04:32:49): West: GOOD NEWS! IT SHOULDN'T TAKE LONG BEFORE THE DIMENSIONAL DIVER IS FIXED AND MY BRILLIANCE CAN RELEASE US FROM THIS HORRIFIC PRISON!
VJockey (04:33:01): Baphomet:.... Release?
tengusaur (04:33:03): Werter: "Of course not. They hate each others' guts. They probably kept battling all this time."
VJockey (04:33:10): Artifex: Inquiry. Release?
tengusaur (04:33:16): Werter: "...Nothing!"
Wyverncakes (04:33:19): Lynn: "...It's..."
Wyverncakes (04:33:23): "He was speaking theatrically!"
Wyverncakes (04:33:29): "It was going to kill all of us!"
Overman Zappa (04:33:38): MarKus: "Oooh fuck... Y-yeah, like, 'release from the mortal coil' and all that shit."
VJockey (04:33:46): West: OF COURSE! We can use this device to traverse dimensions and- BFLKAGSFDGFSAGLFGLAFG
cubey@aol.pl (04:33:48): Alessandra: "Oh, we are discussing a means of leaving this place, of course. We have no intention of being trapped here forever!"
VJockey (04:33:53): West is being stopped by Tesla.
Wyverncakes (04:34:03): Lynn: "Keep him like that, please."
macprysm (04:34:18): Yuu TACKLES Allessandra's machine.
tengusaur (04:34:32): Werter: "...Alessandra..."
VJockey (04:34:37): Tesla: SILENCE you FOOL! If they know about the CAPABILITES of this DIMENSION TRAVELLING machine, THEY will ATTEMPT to KILL us ALL or LEAVE us HERE and ESCAPE THEIR PRISO-.... oh...
Aero (04:34:44): Miki just facepalms.
sketchbookfiend (04:34:48): Kuuga: "...you guys are good at this."
Aero (04:34:54): Miki: "It's like Ribbons all over again."
cubey@aol.pl (04:34:54): Alessandra: "Waah!' Tackled, Capax Infiniti loses grip on the colony and falls to the ground with a thump.
VJockey (04:34:56): [And team Science just ...yeah..]
Wyverncakes (04:35:06): Lynn: "How... ARE YOU MORE SUCCESSFUL SCIENTISTS THAN ME?!?"
tengusaur (04:35:24): Werter: "...When I officially get my degree, will I lose all bits of common sense too?"
macprysm (04:35:46): Yuu: I'm not sure if I want to follow Science anymore....
VJockey (04:35:56): Baphomet:... Though it disgusts me to have to touch such an unnatural thing.... seize it!
Aero (04:35:59): Miki: "That would lower your worth a bit Werter."
VJockey (04:36:30): Artifex: Command. Appropriate Device. Utilize it to escape prison. Laugh at enemies after freedom.
VJockey (04:36:43): (Werter, Herb, Yuu! Go!)
cubey@aol.pl (04:36:49): Alessandra: "He really is Prometheus's father!"
cubey@aol.pl (04:37:04): Spoken from a prone position.
sketchbookfiend (04:37:13): So how is Kuuga's attempt to rescue the guy going. Although this reminds him."Quick question, does anyone have a cockpit that fits more than one?"
tengusaur (04:37:22): Werter: "Tch. We must keep both armies at bay!"
VJockey (04:37:54): Kuuga!.... Wow... Yaku REALLY had to make a lot of cutbacks.
VJockey (04:38:39): The only people present in his evil layer are the professor, himself who is stuck on his camera because of the angle of his lair... and his secretary who is as prim and proper as always, merely holding out the keys to the harness to Yusuke.
frifreeman (04:39:23): Herb: "Hahaha..."
frifreeman (04:39:30): Herb:"Hahahaha...."
tengusaur (04:39:30): * Werter: "I'll focus on the elementals for the time being!" He creates two large serrated plasma wheels, and sends them flying towards the walking cacti, like boomerangs! Snip snip! +
frifreeman (04:39:36): Herb:"HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!"
Aero (04:39:38): @Werter
tengusaur (04:39:44): Werter: "Why are you laughing, Herb..."
sketchbookfiend (04:39:54): Kuuga stares awkwardly before taking the keys to let him out of the harness. "Thanks."
frifreeman (04:40:06): Herb: "FINALLY! THIS IS IT! A CHANCE TO ACTUALLY FIGHT PROMETHEUS SERIOUSLY WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT!"
Aero (04:40:18): Miki: "Ooh...you have a good point."
frifreeman (04:40:21): THANKS ARTIFEX!
macprysm (04:40:43): Yuu: Damn it all, there's no choice but to fight then! *He gets off of Alessandra and faces down the biological army...then turns to the technology-driven one. "Robots...I can be as hardcore as I want with you. BUSTERRRRRR....BEEEEEEEAM!" He'll lead the charge into Artifex's forces with an eye laser, swinging a cluster of tangled hammers at the nearest machine!+
tengusaur (04:40:46): Werter: "Heh. It seems Artifex made a big mistake..." He can't help but smirk slightly.
VJockey (04:41:29): Werter! The Rock Elementals move forward to intercept the wheels, which dug into them at a considerably slow pace... in fact they were just walking forward as gravel was spat all over the place and the Cacti spat needles at you. React.
Aero (04:41:47): #
VJockey (04:42:03): The secretary just shrugs Yusuke. He also dons a familiar mask to you.
VJockey (04:42:06): "EEEE"
frifreeman (04:42:10): Epimetheus' eyes shines and his plasma wings flares. And from his plasma wing, comes dozens, if not hundreds, of various kind of guns. Muskets, pistols, derringers, revolvers, machine guns...
VJockey (04:42:22): Hey, he had to get a job somewhere after the fall of shocker.
VJockey (04:42:35): (Approved. Miki)
frifreeman (04:42:53): And then they all fires toward the army of Prometheus. "EPIMETHEUS FIRESTORM!"+
Overman Zappa (04:43:01): MarKus: "What was that? Yuusuke?"
sketchbookfiend (04:43:43): Kuuga: "....It was nothing."
Aero (04:43:52): *Gravity wire claw GO! She still remembers how ridiculously powerful these elementals were from Christmas several years back. So she's going all out, a giant gravity wave is fired out from the claws to destroy the gravel and needles. +
VJockey (04:44:45): Yuu! Herb! The Gunstorm sends several swirly eyed Trollcopters to the ground and has the Prommytanks scatter! As the Copters fell, Yuu.... well.. he tore off a gigantic chunk of the EVIL fortress and used it as a flail. Momentum unfortunately demands he be sent flying at the apex of the swing as well.
VJockey (04:44:59): Also the remaining Prommytanks fire eye lasers at Herb. That's a thing
VJockey (04:45:01): REACT
tengusaur (04:45:22): * "All I have to do is play defensively and don't let you reach the West Robo..." Werter raises a plasma field, to protect against any projectiles that might've escaped Miki's beam. +
macprysm (04:46:02): Yuu: "Agh...the Hammers of Evil are throwing off the balance of my Hammer of Justice..."
VJockey (04:46:56): Miki! Werter! The good news is that you're protected from stone and needle...the bad news is the Lava Elementals Coalacing into one huge tidal wave of magma! DON'T DROWN! REACT!
griefgathering (04:47:10): # both?
VJockey (04:47:26): (approved)
VJockey (04:48:05): Artifex: Statement. Lasers are always amusing.
griefgathering (04:48:14): Miki, Werter, what both of you might notice now is that your surroundings suddenly turned solid black.
Aero (04:48:25): Miki: "Did we warp again?"
griefgathering (04:48:27): There's no fire.
tengusaur (04:48:32): Werter: "What the...?"
Aero (04:48:41): Miki: "Werter?"
griefgathering (04:48:49): But there is something, a machine, standing there in front of you.
tengusaur (04:48:53): Werter: "I didn't do it!"
griefgathering (04:48:57): http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111009042425/superrobotwars/images/6/61/Granzon.jpg
Wyverncakes (04:48:59): R: "Someone-"
griefgathering (04:49:04): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLfrwVCVIVc&feature=youtu.be&t=6s
Wyverncakes (04:49:10): R: "... Doctor Shirakawa."
tengusaur (04:49:19): Werter: "This... I remember this unit."
tengusaur (04:49:32): Werter: "What are you doing here?!"
Aero (04:49:32): Miki: "That name sounds familiar..."
macprysm (04:50:12): Yuu: ...THE Dr. Shirakawa? Your theories on gravitational science are unmatched...otherworldly, even...
griefgathering (04:50:20): *The black surroundings are actually because of a black sphere. A barrier the Granzon formed to defend against the Lava wave!+
tengusaur (04:50:25): Werter: "He's a scientist who was helping Bian Zoldark. He's... rather mysterious."
griefgathering (04:50:45): Shu: ...
sketchbookfiend (04:50:48): Kuuga: "His robot looks quite ridiculously big too."
Overman Zappa (04:50:49): MarKus: "What the HELL is that thing!? Tell me that thing is friendly!"
cubey@aol.pl (04:50:51): Alessandra: "With so many minds of SCIENCE on our side, victory is assured!"
Aero (04:50:57): Miki: "Didn't you guys fight him before?"
VJockey (04:50:59): The Lava just flows around the sphere. The Elementals Reform outside of it looking confused and one even knocks on it.
Wyverncakes (04:51:16): Lynn: "We just need to figure out how to get the Diver working properly."
macprysm (04:51:16): Yuu: We've got enough for TWO Fistfulls of Science today...
Wyverncakes (04:51:19): "And as for that..."
griefgathering (04:51:29): Shu on the other hand, seems pretty confused by all this.
tengusaur (04:51:54): Werter: "Well... The circumstances are different now. And the Divine Crusaders have always been our allies."
VJockey (04:52:05): West: I'm TELLING you my wiring is perfect! I don't need some amateur with a specialization in BIOLOGY of all things to tell me what to do with it!!!
VJockey (04:52:23): Tesla: WIRING is ALWAYS important! HOW is IT THAT you do NOT UNDERSTAND THAT?
frifreeman (04:52:41): Herb is too gun crazy to stop shooting right now, so he flies in circle while keep shooting at the prommy tanks.+
VJockey (04:53:16): (Yuu, still need to react to being dragged across the landscape by massive weight.)
VJockey (04:53:29): (Miki, Alessandra and Lynn can go)
macprysm (04:53:42): Yuu...is dragged! He goes with it and tries to aim himself at more bad guys!+
Wyverncakes (04:53:53): On her end, Lynn's just going to bitchslap both Dr. West AND Tesla!
macprysm (04:53:59): He does have rockets on the end of the hammer, after all...
griefgathering (04:54:01): Shu: I don't wish to add to this confusion, but you seem to know more about what is happening than I do.
VJockey (04:54:05): Herb! Your daka frenzy almost wipes out the Trollcopters and Prommytanks. They all look so sad as they lay messed up on the ground. You still took some damage though.
Wyverncakes (04:54:19): * But as for R? "...Well it's still got its Ascalon, which it uses to fire on one of the Metheos"+
Wyverncakes (04:54:25): R: "Lynn, how are things coming along down there?"
tengusaur (04:54:39): Werter: "Those little toys are not very tough, huh..."
Wyverncakes (04:54:41): Lynn: "They'd be going faster if these two would stop arguing on semantics!"
VJockey (04:54:47): Yuu. There aren't enough rockets on that hammer alone to keep you going. Gravity exerts itself, the tower crashes into the ground. And has the hammers plow through it. Then you.
cubey@aol.pl (04:54:54): *Suddenly, boosters on Capax Infiniti blaze as it charges at one of the remaining Trollcopters and grabs it!
VJockey (04:54:57): And as if to add to injury...
Wyverncakes (04:55:04): Gah, working with two insane men. This really is like her days at the Tritech labs!
VJockey (04:55:24): Metheos were gathered around the X-Buster and repeatedly jabbing it in the butt with their pitchforks.
cubey@aol.pl (04:55:32): Alessandra: "I have procured a personal assistant!" *She shakes the Prommy-headed thing to stir it into fury, then turns it at her enemies. Shoot, cannon, shoot!+
VJockey (04:55:36): No. Really. That's what they were doing.
tengusaur (04:55:49): Werter: "...Should I be watching this?"
macprysm (04:55:50): Yuu: Ow, watch it with those....Assistance, please!
VJockey (04:56:23): Alessandra! The Fury has been roused! The Trollcopter is firing wildly at your targets...
VJockey (04:56:27): (specifiy enemies)
Aero (04:56:35): *Well Miki will join in with Herb and tackle the nearest Theus to pin it to the ground...Then she'll start pounding it...over and over and over and over and over again. She's not sure when she'll stop.+
cubey@aol.pl (04:56:57): Alessandra: "I shall save you from the butt-stabbing fury, worry not dear sir!" Trollcopter aimed at Metheos.
VJockey (04:57:26): R! The Metheos you attack are ducking and covering, one even enacting Prometheus' usual M.O. of getting out of trouble by fleeing in an adorable manner. The Shot sends it flying into an industrial building.
VJockey (04:58:22): Miki. The Theus is being pounded. Its tentacles are pretty much twitching violently into hilariously jagged shapes.
Wyverncakes (04:58:25): R: "... Werter."
VJockey (04:58:36): Its brothers look at each other before scooting away. Nope. Do not want.
tengusaur (04:58:44): Werter: "..."
Wyverncakes (04:58:47): "... Can you think of any sort of thing that Prometheus just would not have anything to do with?"
Wyverncakes (04:59:02): "I have to wonder how similar they are to yours in terms of mentality."
tengusaur (04:59:23): Werter: "I'm not sure I want to know why Miki is attacking that thing so ferociously..."
Aero (04:59:29): Miki: "Aaaaahhhhhhhhhh I feel so much better now."
VJockey (04:59:30): Alessandra! Your appropriated Trollcopter ceases the buttstabbing! But because of its continued fire you also shoot Yuu in the behind as well.
tengusaur (04:59:31): Werter: "Oh? Water. He hates water."
tengusaur (04:59:57): Werter: "Also Samus, her Metroid, and Devon's daughter who throws pots at him. He's afraid of them."
VJockey (05:00:05): (Shu, MarKus, Kuuga)
macprysm (05:00:16): X-Buster leaps straight up, losing its hammerhead as it grabs its butt in pain. "W-watch it!"
VJockey (05:00:47): Also. West and Tesla are just looking at Lynn with big sad puppy dog eyes after being slapped.
tengusaur (05:00:49): Werter: "Alessandra too. As you can see." He watches the fury of the Trollcopter.
Wyverncakes (05:00:54): "Then let's try to exploit those fears."
griefgathering (05:00:58): (Enemy list please?)
VJockey (05:01:27): (Enemies [Baphomet Army]: Baphomet, x5 Lava Elementals, x6 Cacti Elementals, x5 Rock Elementals[All damaged])
cubey@aol.pl (05:01:35): Alessandra: "Me? What a ridiculous accusation! Sir Prometheus and I have been the closest companions since the first time we met. Truly, sir Werter, you are unwell today!"
VJockey (05:01:48): (Enemies [Artifex Army]: Artifex, x4 Trollcopters, x2 Prommytanks, x9 Metheo, x4 Theus)
Wyverncakes (05:02:06): Lynn: "Stop looking at me and just... get the Diver in working order! I can't do it alone!"
griefgathering (05:02:10): (Thanks)
Aero (05:02:21): Miki: "You should try beating up one of the Prometheus' Alessa. It's great stress relief."
VJockey (05:02:34): And the two scientists get back to work.
sketchbookfiend (05:02:36): Kuuga carries down Yuu's dad to put him on the back of the BeatGouram, before looking out at the battlefield. "That's a bit of a mess."
tengusaur (05:02:39): Werter: "You scare me sometimes, Miki."
VJockey (05:02:42): West: "She is so cruel..."
VJockey (05:02:51): Tesla: "Truly a TERRIFYING woman..."
Overman Zappa (05:02:58): *MarKus takes a deep breath. "Cast Off!" And the Technicall begins glowing orange. Carrying the huge gattling turbine, he charges right at the head of a rock elemental... and HURLS the huge metal tube at it's face+
cubey@aol.pl (05:03:05): Alessandra: "How tempting!"
Aero (05:03:26): Miki finishes pasting the Theus. "Hmmm!? Did you guys say something about me?"
tengusaur (05:03:57): Werter: "I think that robot had enough, can you leave it alone? It's making me feel... uncomfortable."
sketchbookfiend (05:04:12): *At this point Yusuke turns to Pegasus form as he grabs something stashed under the Gouram armor. The Cerberus from when he was G1-ing it up. And not only does it change to the Bowgun, but the RISING BowGun as the golden energy courses through Kuuga into Rising Pegasus. He aims the oversized weapon towards the Rock Elementals- yes all the way from the colony- and fires two large shots towards them across the battlefield.+
Wyverncakes (05:04:39): Lynn: "For that matter... Dr. Shirakawa."
griefgathering (05:04:39): *The Granzon's barrier from earlier is gone now obviously, because both Werter and Miki have gone on with their actions, but that's also because the solid black sphere has transformed into a number of small, two dimensional circles, that pretty much look like...well, they ARE small wormholes.
VJockey (05:04:46): MarKus! The Rock Elemental has been TUBED... Its not moving. Its just standing there wondering what just happened. Then it's going to grab the tube. Slowly. React.
Wyverncakes (05:04:53): (Derp, got pre-empted)
Overman Zappa (05:06:26): *"Fall down already! Just fall down." with kicked-up speed, , MarKus starts circling it's head, firing off a pair of beam pistols into it's head-region. Hopefully just moving too fast to have his own canon thrown back at him.+
VJockey (05:06:40): Yusuke! One of the Rock Elementals loses the arm, another loses its head!... They both look at each other slowly and wonder what the hell just happened.
VJockey (05:06:52): Oh. and a Cactus just fired needles at you. React.
cubey@aol.pl (05:07:03): # Yusuke
VJockey (05:07:08): approved.
griefgathering (05:07:14): Shu: "Worm Smasher, fire." *And the Granzon's chest cannon lets loose a barrage of golden beams that go into those wormholes, only to come out through many other wormholes around the Baphomet army's formation!+
cubey@aol.pl (05:07:34): Alessandra: "Good bye my dear assistant! Our work together was short but fruitful!" *She tosses the Trollcopter in front of spiky cactus needles.+
sketchbookfiend (05:07:51): *Kuuga hops onto his bike properly and the Beat Gouram and just punches it through the other side of the tower he was in to avoid the needle shots.+
VJockey (05:07:54): MarKus. The Rock Elemental is shot. Repeatedly. It does fall. Onto you. The Technica is kinda pinned under a massive weight and there are now Lava elementals crowding around you. React.
Overman Zappa (05:08:17): MarKus:" I feel like... they're about as confused as we are... but I'd rather they not smash our heads in just because someone-- FUCK"
VJockey (05:08:42): Alessandra! BETRAYAL! BETRAAAAYAAAL! The Trollcopter is needled repeatedly and explodes in a sad shaped explosion. Yusuke flees unharmed!
VJockey (05:08:53): As for Shu...
VJockey (05:08:57): Well..
tengusaur (05:09:01): # MarKus
cubey@aol.pl (05:09:12): Alessandra: "Oh my, you were right! This does feel good."
sketchbookfiend (05:09:34): Kuuga: "Anyone want to take Yuu's father off my hands? My bike isn't exactly the safest."
VJockey (05:09:45): The Cacti are reduced to so much mulch and the rock elementals that are not pinning MarKus down can now be used to line roads.
VJockey (05:09:55): (Approved. Werter)
macprysm (05:09:58): Yuu would, but he's still a ways away.
Aero (05:09:59): Miki: "I know right!"
Wyverncakes (05:10:13): Lynn: "My machine has an unoccupied cockpit. R?"
Aero (05:10:16): Miki: "I can feel my pent up anger slipping away with each punch."
tengusaur (05:10:18): * "Watch out!" A fireman's hat made from plasma appears on Prometheus' head, and Werter fires a stream of very cool plasma from a green fireman's hose at the lava elementals around MarKus! "That should cool you down." +
sketchbookfiend (05:10:49): Kuuga will drop off the good Professor with Lynn then.
tengusaur (05:10:52): Werter: "That machine... How is it called? It's quite powerful if I say so myself."
VJockey (05:10:56): STEAM EVERYWHERE. The Lava elementals are now unmoving statues. MarKus is still kinda pinned though.
Wyverncakes (05:11:21): Or rather with REVIVAL.
Overman Zappa (05:11:39): MarKus: "Ugh... even using the Cast Off mode just doesn't mean anything anymore these days."
Wyverncakes (05:11:44): R: "Just strap yourself in, professor. I'll take care of the fighting for you."
VJockey (05:12:04): Professor Alberto: Of course of course... Just let me get settled in.
VJockey (05:12:19): [He shuffles... then accidentally presses a button."
VJockey (05:12:32): Also
VJockey (05:12:40): West: AHAH!
VJockey (05:12:50): Tesla: What is IT? Is it FIXED already?
VJockey (05:13:09): West:... No. But I have the calculations we need!
VJockey (05:13:35): (Werter, Herb, Yuu)
Wyverncakes (05:13:43): Lynn: "Just what we need."
tengusaur (05:14:05): (enemies left on Baphomet's side?)
VJockey (05:14:26): (..Just him and an elemental)
VJockey (05:14:31): (also)
VJockey (05:14:43): Yaku: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!"
VJockey (05:14:49): "I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!!"
macprysm (05:15:01): (Enemies left on Artifex's side...goddamn it. He's awake.)
VJockey (05:15:08): "I WILL NOT STAND FOR BEING THE SIDE SHOW IN THE EPISODE I FINALLY MAE MY BIG REVEAL!!!!"
Overman Zappa (05:16:02): Still Glowing orange, MarKus is going to punch and shoot his way from under this fucking elemental.
Wyverncakes (05:16:15): Yeah, that button you pressed, Dr. Alberto?
macprysm (05:16:19): Yuu: ...Dammit Yaku! We can settle this later, man to man if you'd like! I'll even leave the X-Buster behind if you want!
Wyverncakes (05:16:31): REVIVAL's chest cavity is going to open up...
Wyverncakes (05:16:40): The Linker Node plain as day.
Wyverncakes (05:16:51): R: "Dr. Alberto, what did you-"
VJockey (05:17:04): ...Yuu. There's a gigantic fist punching out of the colony and rushing towards you.
tengusaur (05:17:18): * Werter: "Alright, this side is mostly taken care of... Let's thin out the other." Baphomet and Artifex seem to be content just to stay away for now, so he turns around and spins Prometheus' drill lance! And he rushes forward, zipping between the Prommytanks and Metheos and stabbing whatever can get in his way! What can those tanks do in melee anyway? +
VJockey (05:17:22): That's it. That's Yaku's mecha. IT'S A GIANT FIST!
Aero (05:17:43): @Werter
VJockey (05:17:47): (approved)
macprysm (05:18:22): Yuu: N-no way...SHIN X-BUSTER?! *Yuu tries to evade, the Kris's boosters flaring up as he goes airbourne!+
cubey@aol.pl (05:18:32): Alessandra: "A surprising level of artistic minimalism..." She analyzes the giant fist mecha with a keen artistic eye.
Aero (05:18:55): *She wasn't going to miss out on this. Miki fires both wired claws and has them orbit around Prometheus, spewing gravity waves to add to the destruction. "Hey I need to beat up a few more of those!" +
macprysm (05:19:08): (Yuu doesn't know its actual name, he's simply referencing yet another oldschool mecha that turns into a fist)
VJockey (05:19:30): Werter... I'd hate to tell you this but they can punch people. Like... Boxing Gloves on Springs punch. And while you deal with those to the face, the Metheos try to stab you in the rear! Its just reduced to one Metheo stabbing you in the butt though thanks to miki. React
VJockey (05:20:17): Yuu! The FIST slams INTO the X-Buster and is using G Forces to try crush you against it! React!
cubey@aol.pl (05:20:25): # Werter
VJockey (05:20:32): approved
VJockey (05:20:35): (Herb?)
griefgathering (05:20:45): #Yuu
VJockey (05:20:52): approved Shu
cubey@aol.pl (05:21:02): "Sir Werter!" *Capax Infiniti drops down and tries to parry the embarassing ass-aimed attack.+
frifreeman (05:22:06): (Anything still exist other than the bosses? Can I get an enemy check?)
tengusaur (05:22:28): * "What the heck... If this is how you play, then..." Werter creates another, really big glowing green boxing glove around Prometheus' free hand, and uses it to meet the Prommytanks' attack by punching it! +
VJockey (05:22:32): (Baphomet, Rock Elemental)
tengusaur (05:22:34): Werter: "Miki. Alessandra."
tengusaur (05:22:38): Werter: "Thanks!"
VJockey (05:22:41): (Yaku's Super Puncher)
VJockey (05:23:17): (Enemies [Artifex Army]: Artifex, x1 Trollcopter, x1 Prommytank, x2 Metheo, x4 Theus)
griefgathering (05:24:01): *Well, honestly, Shu has no idea why he's here, nor why he's compelled to help out the Chalice, but he's going to follow through with that anyway. "Gran Worm Sword." And after summoning its blade, the Granzon reverses into a wormhole, re-appearing next to the Super Puncher while slashing at it!+
VJockey (05:24:07): Alessandra! The Metheo attacking Werter has been kicked away! It's flailing its arms helplessly.
Aero (05:24:27): Miki: "Come on, where's the god slayer I fell in love with. That should have been way easier for you to deal with."
cubey@aol.pl (05:24:41): Alessandra: "It is my duty to ensure your lower regions remain untouched, sir Werter!"
frifreeman (05:24:55): Herb doesn't say anything much, he's too engrossed at his fun. "EPIMETHEUS HURRICANE!" He yells as he land in the middle of Prometheus army, grow his sword into a giant plasma sword, and swing it around.+
VJockey (05:25:06): Shu! The Super Puncher loses half of its- no wait... its segmented and it just disengaged several chunks of it. You still destroy the half you chopped off though and Yaku has to pull away to avoid dying!
Aero (05:25:12): Miki: "Hmmmmmmmm...."
macprysm (05:25:19): Yuu brings both arms down on top of the Super Puncher, trying to knock it away at the same time as Shuu's sword!+
Aero (05:25:26): Miki is thinking about that last statement rather weirdly Alessandra.
VJockey (05:25:49): Werter! You crush several prommytanks under your mighty glove!
tengusaur (05:25:50): Werter: "I'd like to think I'm doing decently enough here for the time being! And, err... You're welcome, Alessandra."
tengusaur (05:26:02): Werter: "I guess."
Wyverncakes (05:26:32): You know what? R's going to drop Shu a line. "You've been awfully silent, Dr. Shirakawa. That said, the help's appreciated."
VJockey (05:26:39): Herb! The remaining Prommy mooks are destroyed as is the last Metheo.... the Theuses though are now entangling you. All of them!... unfortunatey this meant none of them could attack and-
VJockey (05:27:16): Artifex: Apology. I will try to put you back together once I cut you in half Epimetheus.
VJockey (05:27:58): Several of the industrial complexes were grinding away more actively as a massive weapon filled with gears, pistons and pumps was disgorged from it.
VJockey (05:28:11): Artifex hauls the weapon forth with all six arms and FIRES at Herb!
VJockey (05:28:19): What was the weapon's projectile?
VJockey (05:28:42): Its a Rocket Propelled Electrified FLAMING CHAINSAW WITH SMALLER CHAINSAWS FOR TEETH!!
VJockey (05:28:44): REACT!
griefgathering (05:28:48): Shu: Unfortunately, I'm afraid I don't remember who you are, or for that matter, who I am.
macprysm (05:28:56): #Herb
Wyverncakes (05:29:02): R: "Wonderful."
frifreeman (05:29:02): Herb: Epi-chan, your dad is AWESOME!
tengusaur (05:29:07): Werter: "Ah crap! Watch out Herb!"
frifreeman (05:29:19): Epimetheus just facepalm
tengusaur (05:29:33): # Herb if possible
VJockey (05:29:40): approved
Wyverncakes (05:29:45): "At any rate... we'll try to get you up to speed if possible at a later time. Right now, we just need help with protecting that-" And REVIVAL's going to point at the downed Dr. West robot. "Machine."
VJockey (05:30:24): Which was the source of Girly screaming
VJockey (05:30:28): from both mad scientists
VJockey (05:30:29): why?
VJockey (05:30:36): BAPHOMET IS LOOMING OVER IT
VJockey (05:30:56): (R, Miki, Alessandra! GO!)
Aero (05:31:21): (Enemy list?)
macprysm (05:31:43): Yuu: "ANCHOR CHAAAAAAIN!" X-Buster lashes out with its Chain Anchor to try to intercept the projectile and leash it. "PLASMA HOOOOLD!" gets sent out for good measure.+
Wyverncakes (05:31:50): Lynn: "A-...."
Wyverncakes (05:32:00): "R!"
cubey@aol.pl (05:32:08): *No time to waste! As Baphomet looms above the scientists, suddenly something strikes up to meet him. Capax Infiniti in Exemplum Mode flies to deliver an uppercut straight to the goat face!+
Aero (05:32:34): *Miki joins in for a DOUBLE BLONDE UPPERCUT.+
Wyverncakes (05:32:54): Eyes wide with fright, Lynn acts quickly, rattling off a ton of crazy mathematical terms!
tengusaur (05:32:58): * Werter: "Herb! Double field!" He jumps in and spreads a protective plasma field around Epimetheus! +
Wyverncakes (05:32:58): And can it possibly mean?
cubey@aol.pl (05:33:07): Alessandra: "Witness the power of humanity, oh evil god!"
VJockey (05:33:24): Yuu! You're jet skiing on a rocket fist.
VJockey (05:33:49): Enemy list is: Baphomet, Artifex, Yaku and the Theuses
Wyverncakes (05:33:57): * Why, portal suddenly appearing in front of REVIVAL, and then another appearing in front of Baphomet! One which R is just going to unload its handguns into, letting the shots come out the otherside into the god's face and frontal body!+
frifreeman (05:33:59): Herb: "But I want to have a chainsaw duel, oh well..." Herb creates a plasma field as well and join it with Werter's plasma
frifreeman (05:34:03): +
macprysm (05:34:10): Yuu: Goddamn it, I just can't win todayyyy....*The Kris's boosters flare up as he tries to swing it back around at Artifex!*+
macprysm (05:34:55): Yuu: Professor Shirakawa! Can I get a wormhole to dump this thing in?!
tengusaur (05:35:07): Werter: "Against this many chainsaws? Come on!"
tengusaur (05:35:27): Werter: "You only have one yourself!"
VJockey (05:36:01): Team GIRL! Baphomet just got shot in the face repeatedly before getting a double uppercut straight out of Asura's Wrath - his goat head making a downright hilarious expression, going cross eyed with his tongue sticking out before being sent upwards from the impact.
VJockey (05:36:13): He staggers back to his hooves though.
VJockey (05:36:16): He looks annoyed.
VJockey (05:36:23): Any other opponent would be downed
VJockey (05:36:27): but this? Is a god.
Wyverncakes (05:36:50): And thank goodness for that too otherwise the Earth's ecosystems would be fucked.
Wyverncakes (05:37:10): Lynn: "And that's right."
Wyverncakes (05:37:28): "... REVIVAL can make wormholes too. And here you were... wasting time with one that still isn't working!"
griefgathering (05:37:34): @Yuu?
Wyverncakes (05:37:45): Admittedly the Linker System was a death sentence for organic matter, but it didn't need to know that.
VJockey (05:37:46): Werter! Herb! The chainsaw rocket is gnawing violently at the field! It got through... but the wild rattling it went through meant that the tentacles holding Herb were carved to bits along with their owners.
VJockey (05:37:49): (denied)
tengusaur (05:38:16): Werter: "Oof! The damage is not too severe yet..."
tengusaur (05:38:32): Werter: "Maybe a chainsaw duel could've worked better. Sorry. Tactical error."
cubey@aol.pl (05:38:37): Alessandra: "Arrogant beings that posture pretense of divinity shall receive punishment from the spirit of humanity itself!"
cubey@aol.pl (05:39:00): Alessandra: "I channel it with every fiber of my very being. Using SCIENCE!"
VJockey (05:39:01): Yuu... Artifex is clocked in the face.... he casually lowers his gun, not even pushed back by the super puncher. He was in fact going to grab it and pull it away, leaving Yuu to dangle in front of his face.
VJockey (05:39:37): Artifex: Statement. I will take your machine apart. Then I will take you apart. Then I will put you back together in the form of a cyborg duck.
tengusaur (05:39:49): Werter: "That's horrible."
sketchbookfiend (05:39:53): Kuuga: "Why a duck?"
macprysm (05:40:03): Yuu could dangle there uselessly...or he could attack. "FINAL CROSS!" Eye Beams, Chest Blaster, and Rocket Punch all fire off at once into the machine god's face.+
Wyverncakes (05:40:12): R: "We're talking about the god who created Prometheus."
macprysm (05:40:21): Yuu: I don't want to be a duck!
VJockey (05:40:21): FWOOOOSH!
Wyverncakes (05:40:21): "Deep down it probably has an immense love of shenanigans."
sketchbookfiend (05:40:27): Kuuga: "...okay good point."
VJockey (05:40:28): Yuu!....
VJockey (05:40:30): Nope
VJockey (05:40:31): God.
VJockey (05:40:41): Well actually be thankful it didn't work
VJockey (05:40:48): because if it did everyone would be stuck here
macprysm (05:41:15): Yuu: ...West! Tesla! Hurrry uppppppp....
VJockey (05:41:47): Artifex: Reiteration. I will turn you into a duck. And then throw you into Baphomet's green hell. Where there are numerous predators waiting to eat you. Regardless of mechanical components.
VJockey (05:42:24): (Yusuke, MarKus, Shu. Go)
Overman Zappa (05:42:28): MarKus:" That's just excessive."
Overman Zappa (05:42:36): (Am I still buried under Rock Elemental?)
VJockey (05:42:40): (no)
sketchbookfiend (05:42:55): Kuuga: "Clearly I can't have that."
cubey@aol.pl (05:42:55): Alessandra: "How petty and vindictive. Truly there is a family resemblance!"
Aero (05:42:56): Miki: "Any time would be good now!"
tengusaur (05:43:09): Werter: "How are you faring against Baphomet?"
Aero (05:43:41): Miki: "Heh don't worry about us, third times the charm right."
cubey@aol.pl (05:44:04): Alessandra: "It takes more than a nigh immortal god of nature to challenge the Champion of House Consenesco!"
tengusaur (05:44:06): Werter: "Great. I trust you with this!"
VJockey (05:44:30): West: I'M WORKING AS FAST AS MY BRILLIANT MIND ALLOWS!
Wyverncakes (05:44:56): Lynn: "Just keep him busy for a little while longer!"
Overman Zappa (05:45:38): *Unhappy with those over-the-top threats, the Technica ll sticks back, firing shots from it's pistols into Artifex's eyes to distract him from doing worse things to his allies.+
sketchbookfiend (05:45:47): *See the thing about Rising Bowgun is it has THREE SHOTS, and he only used two so far. So he's going to aim towards Super Puncher and try to shoot it out of Artifex grip with a final blast. Unfortunately with that last blast he depowers immediately to his weak base Growing Form...luckily he still has Cerberus as an over powered gun in case he need to defend himself.+
VJockey (05:46:28): Artifex loses his grip on the puncher! Yuu is free! He also falls down...With the Puncher landing on him!
macprysm (05:47:01): Yuu: Oof. Am I still missing an arm from that Final Cross...
VJockey (05:47:02): ARTIFEX HAS GOGGLES. GOGGLES THAT DO SOMETHING
VJockey (05:47:12): They also fire LASERS at the Technica.
VJockey (05:47:13): REACT
VJockey (05:47:26): Artifex: Reiteration. Lasers are amusing.
tengusaur (05:47:30): Werter: "Hey, same as Logos!"
Wyverncakes (05:47:49): # MarKus
Overman Zappa (05:47:58): *Technica has cover! He has lots and lots of ROCK GOLEM to suck behind while peeking over and shooting at those damn goggles. He will try to break them damn goggles if he does SOMETHING productive today!+
VJockey (05:48:13): Artifex: Clarification. Logos? What is that?
VJockey (05:48:20): Baphomet:....
VJockey (05:48:31): The Nature God just groans in annoyance.
tengusaur (05:48:32): Werter: "Oh, you'd like to find out, wouldn't you?"
tengusaur (05:48:51): Werter glances at his console. Yup. "Here, let us demonstrate."
griefgathering (05:48:52): *And in the meantime, Shu will help the team holding back Baphomet. "Gran Beam..." The Granzon faces the nature god, and the yellow gem on its forehead glows for a bit, before unleashing a focused beam!+
tengusaur (05:49:03): Werter: "Folks... I think I got over my funk now."
sketchbookfiend (05:49:13): Kuuga: "Give 'em hell, Werter."
Wyverncakes (05:49:15): Lynn: "Good."
tengusaur (05:49:25): Werter: "Herb, ready?"
Wyverncakes (05:49:35): "Life's too... worthwhile to spend in a pit of misery."
Aero (05:49:35): Miki: "Heh, about time."
frifreeman (05:49:45): Herb: "Haha, he'll never saw it coming"
Wyverncakes (05:49:59): R: "You say that after shutting down like that?"
Wyverncakes (05:50:15): Lynn: "There's a difference between locking up and working through your problems mentally."
sketchbookfiend (05:50:23): Kuuga: "Truth be told I love it when they do this. Gets you really pumped."
tengusaur (05:50:32): Werter presses the button on Prometheus' cockpit and utters the activation phrase! "Believe in justice!"
frifreeman (05:50:41): Herb: "Believe in Justice!"
macprysm (05:51:26): Yuu raises his one good arm in a thumbs up. "Yeah! Believe in JUSTICE!"
tengusaur (05:51:39): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVMfSvsz-3Y
tengusaur (05:52:11): A powerful defensive plasma field surrounds both robots! Both of them leap into the air and... disassemble into pieces! Pieces that start to combine, with extra mechanical parts growing between them. The whole process is accompanied by lots of clanking noises and sparks flying around, and a larger shape is quickly forming...
tengusaur (05:52:16): The two robots combine into a single giant, 35 meters tall! It looks similar to Prometheus and Epimetheus, but more human-like, resembling a warrior with jet-black skin wearing ancient, ivory-white armor.
tengusaur (05:52:19): A pair of large wings springs from the warrior's back, made from hundreds of constantly spinning gears.
tengusaur (05:52:23): The robot's helmet resembles Prometheus' head, but the face is much more human-like. There's not much of it visible though, between the pair of thick goggles on its eyes and a long scarf of green plasma around its neck, fluttering in the wind.
tengusaur (05:52:41): Logos crosses his arms, causing a solar flare to reflect off his armor.
tengusaur (05:52:55): Werter: "How do you like this, Artifex?"
tengusaur (05:53:41): Werter: "Humanity can create even greater works than yours."
griefgathering (05:54:06): Shu: ...Most impressive.
sketchbookfiend (05:54:33): Kuuga: "Show him the power of humans and justice!"
cubey@aol.pl (05:55:04): Alessandra: "Such is the power of human ingenuity. Also, SCIENCE!"
Aero (05:55:38): Miki: "It never gets old does it."
macprysm (05:55:39): Yuu: Science. Justice. Side by side. It's a beautiful thing!
tengusaur (05:55:56): Werter: "I'm not going to do this alone. Or just with Herb."
tengusaur (05:56:14): Werter: "Each time I scored a major victory, it was because my comrades were with me. Pardon the cliche."
VJockey (05:56:34): Artifex: Flat Disbelieving Statement of Utter Incredulousness. What.
VJockey (05:57:08): Artifex: Confused and outraged cry. This was not a part of my perfect design.
macprysm (05:57:14): Yuu: ...you should be greatful you're sealed here. If you were in our world, your logic circuts would blow.
Wyverncakes (05:57:23): Lynn: "Machines are improved on all the time."
tengusaur (05:57:33): Werter: "There's no such things as a perfect design!"
sketchbookfiend (05:57:45): Kuuga: "They do this in almost every fight. I'd say they improved your "perfect design"."
VJockey (05:58:00): Artifex: Indignant Response. Nothing is more perfect than what I design.
sketchbookfiend (05:58:11): Kuuga: "Then where's your scarf."
VJockey (05:58:20): Artifex:....
macprysm (05:58:37): Yuu looks back at his own scarf.
VJockey (05:58:39): He pulls out a large scarf from the complex and wraps it around himself.
VJockey (05:58:49): It has cogwheel designs.
Overman Zappa (05:58:54): MarKus: "Totally missing a scarf." Even Technica ll has a one that protects against beams!
sketchbookfiend (05:58:54): Kuuga throws a sarcastic thumbs up.
VJockey (05:58:59): It looks adorable with how he's just pouting.
tengusaur (05:59:31): Werter: "In the end, despite all your brilliance... You're just a big kid, huh."
VJockey (06:01:09): Artifex: Agitated Retort. Your mother.
VJockey (06:01:28): Baphomet:... Do you see why I oppose him?
cubey@aol.pl (06:01:29): Alessandra: "And a rude one to that, too!"
VJockey (06:01:34): The Nature god's tone is flat.
Aero (06:01:44): Miki: "You're not any better!"
tengusaur (06:02:17): Werter: "Leave my mom out of this, please. She suffered enough stress already, with her son running around and playing hero instead of working on his chemistry degree."
VJockey (06:02:37): (EVERYBODY. LAST PUSH. WEST AND TESLA ARE ALMOST DONE)
VJockey (06:02:49): (KICK THESE GODS ASSES BEFORE RUNNING AWAY)
tengusaur (06:03:04): Werter: "Herb. You mentioned a chainsaw duel. Let's give it a go."
Wyverncakes (06:03:19): Lynn spares the two scientists a steely look.
VJockey (06:03:29): West: We
Wyverncakes (06:03:34): "Don't mess this up again because you can't get along."
VJockey (06:03:34): 're working as fast as we can!
VJockey (06:03:52): Tesla: YES! WE ARE... Don't LOOK at us like THAT again! It is UNBEARABLE!
Wyverncakes (06:04:08): And with that she runs back to the VeHA. yeah, sorry, Dr. Alberto, you're going to have to move over for Lynn.
Aero (06:04:24): Miki: "Let's not let the boys show us up."
tengusaur (06:04:27): * Logos brandishes Epimetheus' chainsword in his left hand, easily wielding the huge blade one-handed. As for the right arm... A large quantity of plasma amasses around it.
sketchbookfiend (06:04:32): *Kuuga will line up the Cerberus's rocket module on Baphomet, he's been mean enough to Artifex, so he'll launch the gun designed to kill monsters that were direct servants of a god into a god's face. Rocket, and Gatling gun bullets, all right on into that.+
Wyverncakes (06:04:57): "... If those two really are... in their heart of hearts just a pair of children..."
tengusaur (06:05:01): * The plasma slowly takes shape. There is a huge, glowing, green chainsaw around Logos' right arm now. And it starts to whirr on its own.
tengusaur (06:05:07): Werter: "How did it go? Oh yeah..."
tengusaur (06:05:15): Werter: "Groovy."
Wyverncakes (06:05:17): And thanks to Shu's warp-in stuff... Lynn opens up another wormhole, hauling out handfuls of adhesive grenades!
cubey@aol.pl (06:05:22): Alessandra: "O Channeling Brand, I require your services once again! Relative Pull!" *Capax Infiniti draws at its blade, and slashes Baphomet quickly. Barely a nick will suffice, because following this Alessandra's robot will run on the ground, the sword carving a groove in the earth behind it. And what it results in is Baphomet (if he was hit) and the ground itself being attracted to each other - gravitationally!+
Wyverncakes (06:05:24): * Time to goop those two gods up!+
frifreeman (06:05:27): Herb: "Groovy"
tengusaur (06:05:34): (Herb finishes the action)
macprysm (06:06:04): Yuu grins. "Naughty kids deserve a spanking!" The X-Buster shoves its arm stump into the back of Yaku's Super Puncher! "Good and Evil Combination! Super X-Buster Ultimate Dynamite Yin-Yang Scolding SLAP!" The machine flies up with the Kris's powered booster, delivering a heavy-handed slap to Artifex's face! It's already taking evasive maneuvers against counterattacks...+
Aero (06:06:32): *And awaiting Baphomet as he's pulled to the ground will be a very large, gravity powered punch straight to the gut. +
Overman Zappa (06:07:21): *MarKus will give a last push all right. MarKus charges that big ass canon down in the legs. Launching and leaping into the back of Baphomet's head, firing the foot-canon right at good ol point blank: "PLASMA DISASTER!" WACHOOOM! +
tengusaur (06:08:09): Werter: "Make sure not to kill either of them! But don't worry, they're tough enough to take it!"
griefgathering (06:09:24): *As it stands, the Granzon has a limit for forming wormholes, but just this once, Shu will push that limit. The blue oni-like machine raises its right fist, which 'glows' with black energy, and opens it as it directs its palm at Artifex. A number of medium sized wormholes are formed in a line before it.
frifreeman (06:09:43): Herb: "Learn a lesson and become a sitcom roomate already, you'll be here for a veryvery long time!" And with that Herb slams the chainsaws into Artifex AND Baphomet.
frifreeman (06:09:45): +
griefgathering (06:10:49): *"Distorion Break!" The Granzon's chest cavity opens up like a flower, and another golden beam is fired, straight into those wormholes! The focused beam tears apart spacetime itself, becoming nothing more than a huge distorting wave!+
VJockey (06:11:59): Well you're all lucky that Baphomet and Artifex are so durable because they just got Shaved, slammed, glued, slapped, blasted, sawed, shot and BLOWN up repeatedly. Sometimes in the face!
VJockey (06:12:00): and
VJockey (06:12:02): ...wait
VJockey (06:12:22): they're breaking apart! OH SHIT! ALL OF HUMANITY IS GOING TO BE DESTROYED AND ITS ALL YOUR FAU-
VJockey (06:12:26): ...
VJockey (06:12:51): Standing in the place of the beaten down gods were some...
VJockey (06:12:56): unexpected figures really
VJockey (06:14:03): Where baphomet stood was a crotchety old man with clothes made out of leaves and vines with a pair of horns on his head... he was leaning on a cane and huffing tiredly
VJockey (06:14:13): where Artifex stood was...
VJockey (06:14:13): well
VJockey (06:14:16): a five year old
VJockey (06:14:19): with goggles
VJockey (06:14:23): and an oversized scarf
VJockey (06:14:31): who was throwing THE BIGGEST TEMPER TANTRUM
VJockey (06:14:32): EVER
tengusaur (06:14:41): Werter: "..."
griefgathering (06:14:43): Shu: ...
VJockey (06:14:56): Well it seems you hit them all so hard they lost their intimidating forms for a while
tengusaur (06:15:03): Werter: "And here I thought Prometheus' non-combat form is undignified."
sketchbookfiend (06:15:07): Kuuga: "....oh wow."
Overman Zappa (06:15:13): MarKus: "Wait... you're... shitting me... OH COME ON!"
cubey@aol.pl (06:15:18): Alessandra: "A HA HA HA HA! How adorable!"
VJockey (06:15:30): Baphomet:... You impudent little humans... now look what you done!
Wyverncakes (06:15:43): R: "I'm sorry. I can't."
VJockey (06:15:44): Baphomet was now shaking his cane at everyone.
Wyverncakes (06:15:47): "You're too small."
macprysm (06:15:51): Yuu: ...this is what happens when you corner a race...haha.
VJockey (06:15:57): Artifex is...
VJockey (06:16:06): "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I WANTED TO WIN!"
Aero (06:16:08): Miki: "Man..."
VJockey (06:16:16): "YOU STUPID BOOGER BRAINS!"
VJockey (06:16:22): "I HATE YOU!"
macprysm (06:16:34): Yuu: ...wait, Promethius. This is your dad?
sketchbookfiend (06:16:46): Kuuga: "...Awww. I kinda feel bad."
tengusaur (06:17:03): Werter: "Technically. He only built Prometheus, you know."
VJockey (06:17:24): Yaku:....Guuuuh.,...
tengusaur (06:17:25): Werter: "And don't feel bad. Artifex wanted to save humanity from Baphomet by destroying Earth's whole biosphere."
sketchbookfiend (06:17:41): Kuuga: "Yeah but he's...just a kid."
VJockey (06:17:46): And Yaku sat up behind the two looking pretty worn out, having fallen from the Super Puncher during the slap
sketchbookfiend (06:17:50): Kuuga: "You know how I am about kids."
VJockey (06:18:03): West: AAAAND FIXED!
tengusaur (06:18:05): Werter: "He's still a god."
sketchbookfiend (06:18:13): Kuuga: "I suppose..."
tengusaur (06:18:30): Werter: "Don't let his form fool you... There, about time!"
VJockey (06:18:36): Tesla: INDEED! It is time for US to....RETURN HOME!
cubey@aol.pl (06:19:01): Alessandra: "Let us return. As nice as the surroundings are, I believe I had enough of them for a lifetime!"
macprysm (06:19:17): Yuu's hopped from the X-Buster bearing a rope to tie up the dazed Yaku with, if he can.
cubey@aol.pl (06:19:25): "Sir ninja, shall you take your nemesis with you? Or would you rather strand him in this location? Truly a terrible fate."
macprysm (06:19:30): ...scratch that. He's using his scarf.
macprysm (06:19:43): Becase scarvs are awesome.
VJockey (06:19:55): Yaku's totally out of it.
VJockey (06:20:00): so he's tied up easily.
Aero (06:20:12): Miki: "Hopefully we get back to OUR dimension."
VJockey (06:20:17): All the while Artifex is screaming at him and kicking him in the shins
VJockey (06:20:24): staining his pants with god snot
macprysm (06:20:30): And no, he's not stranding him here. "I'm the good guy here. We'll take him home with us and throw him in the cell with Oishi...see how she reacts to him, see how true his words are..."
VJockey (06:20:33): while Baphomet is menacing him with his cane.
tengusaur (06:20:44): Werter: "Everyone here? Let's get out before Artifex and Baphomet regain some part of their power."
Aero (06:21:05): Miki: "See you two...never. Hopefully."
VJockey (06:21:06): And with THAT bit of craziness out of the way....
frifreeman (06:21:09): Herb: "Or if you don't want to be wacky room-mate sitcom, you could be buddy cops."
frifreeman (06:21:17): Herb says to the two gods/
Wyverncakes (06:21:22): Lynn: "West. Tesla. Please don't have bad news for us."
sketchbookfiend (06:21:26): Kuuga: "What would they fight as buddy cops?"
tengusaur (06:21:28): Werter: "What kind of crime would they fight?"
Wyverncakes (06:21:31): (Derp)
VJockey (06:22:08): West: HAH! If you believe us to have made a mistake after all this effort, you are so very sadly mistaken!
VJockey (06:22:11): -Click-
sketchbookfiend (06:22:49): Kuuga: "Anyways, sorry but you should really not have been fighting in the first place. Farewell." Thumbs up to the two gods as he returns to Mighty Form. Yay recharge.
VJockey (06:22:56): There's a massive thundercrack as the crew leaves the prison reality, leaving a bawling Artifex and a grumpy Baphomet.
VJockey (06:23:09): And when they arrive at the other end.....
VJockey (06:23:10): wait
VJockey (06:23:18): this wasn't where they were before...
VJockey (06:23:29): this was someplace completely different!
tengusaur (06:23:33): Werter: "Oh, where are we now...!"
VJockey (06:24:10): Off in the distance they see crystal spires intertwined with technology, a city bustling with life and everything is just all shiny and bright and CLEAN!
VJockey (06:24:25): and yet somehow something about this place feels aggravating...
cubey@aol.pl (06:24:40): Alessandra: "Oh my! A pleasant yet unfamiliar location."
tengusaur (06:24:45): Werter: "Hmm... This place actually looks pretty nice at a first glance... Although..."
macprysm (06:24:50): Yuu: ...I don't like it...
sketchbookfiend (06:25:03): Kuuga: "I wonder what foe from the past we're fighting now."
macprysm (06:25:08): Yuu: My ninja senses are telling me this place is too unnatural.
Aero (06:25:17): Miki: "Where are we now?"
frifreeman (06:25:19): Herb: "Oh man, are we fated to travel from one dimension to another forever now?"
frifreeman (06:25:30): Herb: "To be a... DIMENSIONAL HOBO?"
cubey@aol.pl (06:25:35): Alessandra: "I sure do hope not! I left tea in my room!"
frifreeman (06:25:36): Herb: "So awesome..."
tengusaur (06:25:39): Werter: "Don't even think about it!"
Wyverncakes (06:25:41): Lynn: "Let's..."
Wyverncakes (06:25:45): "... Just not panic."
sketchbookfiend (06:25:52): Kuuga: "...So Markus do you want to shout "onore decado" or should I do it?'
VJockey (06:26:04): As everyone gets their bearings someone has somehow managed to get in front of the group. He was clad in a very cleanly pressed suit, and had a smile that seemed like he was a man trying to be friendly towards mentally ill people.
Overman Zappa (06:26:06): MarKus: "I... this place is TOO damn shiny. Oh, uh... sure. Onore Tsukasa."
macprysm (06:26:13): Yuu: ...not so awesome. Lost in the stream of time and space, like one of those "Time Divers" dad's theorized about...
macprysm (06:26:30): Yuu: ...hey, Dad. Think you can fix the good Doctor's machine?
VJockey (06:26:40): "Ah! How pleasant, it seems that somehow barbarians have managed to find their way to our enlightened planet!"
VJockey (06:26:47): "Welcome! Welcome!"
tengusaur (06:27:04): Werter: "...Barbarians?"
cubey@aol.pl (06:27:10): Alessandra: "B... barbarian?! How rude, dear sir!"
Overman Zappa (06:27:11): MarKus: "So, how was this one his fault, Yuusuke?"
Aero (06:27:15): Miki: "We're...not really Barbarians."
VJockey (06:27:23): "You need not worry about anything during your visit here. For the grass is greener, our food tastier and the skies bluer."
sketchbookfiend (06:27:27): Kuuga: "No idea, it just seemed appropriate to say."
sketchbookfiend (06:27:36): Kuuga: "When's it ever his fault?"
VJockey (06:27:46): "And of course you're not barbarians, you are of course less civilized than our people."
VJockey (06:27:51): Still smiling.
Aero (06:27:51): Miki: "Isn't that a bit arrogant?"
VJockey (06:28:00): West:.... I don't like this place....
tengusaur (06:28:02): Werter: "What is this place...?"
VJockey (06:28:06): Tesla: NEITHER. do. I
macprysm (06:28:11): Yuu: ...I don't suppose you have any lotus petals here? I've heard they're delicious.
VJockey (06:28:27): ???: "Oh! How rude of me not to mention the name of our wonderful home!"
VJockey (06:28:32): "Welcome."
macprysm (06:28:33): Yuu casts glances at his comrades.
VJockey (06:28:38): "TO ATREEM!"
Overman Zappa (06:28:45): MarKus: "It's his fault I have a bootleg Belt? I don't know... I can't blame anything in my life on him, but let's let him have this one. Place is fuckin creepy.
Aero (06:29:00): Miki: "Sounds....boring."
sketchbookfiend (06:29:02): Kuuga: "...Why does that name bother me?"
tengusaur (06:29:55): Werter: "...I don't think I would like to stay here. What do you think, folks?"
VJockey (06:30:13): Tesla: DAMMIT MAN! WHY IS IT TAKING SO LONG!?
Aero (06:30:19): Miki: "Seconded!"
VJockey (06:30:27): West: I'M PUSHING THE BUTTON AS HARD AS I CAN! IT'S NOT WORKING!!!!
Aero (06:30:30): Miki: "Wait...where's that scary blue robot that was with us?"
sketchbookfiend (06:30:37): Kuuga: "...I suppose I rather not. If it's all the same."
cubey@aol.pl (06:31:17): Alessandra waves politely good-bye to the posturing Atreem people.
VJockey (06:31:51): With one last push the heroes return to the chalice
tengusaur (06:32:30): Werter: "Whew. Finally home. Unless it's an alternate reality where Zeon won the war or something."
macprysm (06:32:35): Yuu: Well...that was a thing...
VJockey (06:32:38): also they unknowingly infected the man with diseases never present on Atreem and were responsible for its eventual collapse because while their healthcare was better, they had no idea what some of the things they were dealing with were...
Overman Zappa (06:32:39): MarKus: "WAAAAIT WAIT... how do we make sure this is where we should be..."
VJockey (06:32:42): BUT WHO CARES
cubey@aol.pl (06:32:43): Alessandra: "Ah, finally home! I hope there will not be any individuals who claim superiority, moral or otherwise."
VJockey (06:32:45): YOU'RE HOME
VJockey (06:33:28): Dan: Guys! What happened? We lost track of you for a while after you stopped the colony!
sketchbookfiend (06:33:41): Kuuga: "We went to another dimension...twice."
VJockey (06:33:42): Dan:...and... well...the colony kinda dissappeared too
Aero (06:33:49): Miki:"Problem solved right!"
macprysm (06:33:49): Yuu: SCIENCE happened, Dan. SCIENCE happened.
VJockey (06:33:55): Dan: Really? That sounds awesome! What was it like?
cubey@aol.pl (06:34:07): Alessandra: "Truly, good times were had by all. And some rather annoying times, let us not talk about them."
sketchbookfiend (06:34:07): Kuuga: "...not that great."
tengusaur (06:34:08): Werter: "Hmm, I wonder where Shu went as well. Probably back to the same place he came from..."
macprysm (06:34:23): Yuu: Good news, though. We captured Mr. E here. My theory about him being Oishi's dad was way off, too.
VJockey (06:34:27): West and Tesla were not joining the byplay. Instead they nodded at each other, tore the dimension jump apparatus free from the type 28
VJockey (06:34:35): and took turns smashing it with a hammer.
tengusaur (06:34:46): Werter: "This..."
tengusaur (06:34:56): Werter: "Is the first smart thing they did today."
tengusaur (06:35:03): Werter: "Even if it's a waste for science."
Aero (06:35:05): Miki: "All's well that ends well."
cubey@aol.pl (06:35:14): Alessandra: "Doctor, Professor! How dare you!"
sketchbookfiend (06:35:14): Kuuga: "Well...smart is subjective with mad scientists."
cubey@aol.pl (06:35:28): "Please make place for others rather than taking it all for yourself!"
cubey@aol.pl (06:35:35): Alessandra wants to join with the dimensionl doohickey smashing.
Overman Zappa (06:35:47): MarKus: "Oh yeah... That's right... I lost that bet. Oh well, back to work as usual.
tengusaur (06:36:11): Werter: "Miki..."
Aero (06:36:22): Miki: "Yeah?"
tengusaur (06:36:34): Werter: "I think I missed my opportunity to say it, so let's fix that. Good to see you again."
Aero (06:36:57): Miki: "Heh, thanks Werter."
VJockey (06:36:58): Dan: Mr. E? Oh! Right...
sketchbookfiend (06:37:17): Kuuga: "Yeah he turned out to be a former classmate of Yuu's...or some such."
VJockey (06:37:22): Dan: He said his name was Yaku Eishi right? His mother called. She's suing Yuu.
sketchbookfiend (06:37:33): Kuuga: ".........."
macprysm (06:37:43): Yuu: ...eh?
sketchbookfiend (06:37:50): Kuuga: "Her son tried to drop a colony on the planet."
VJockey (06:37:55): Dan: "Something about long term emotional damage. But there's no way it can hold up in court right?"
sketchbookfiend (06:38:07): Kuuga: "Likely not."
sketchbookfiend (06:38:21): Kuuga: "...probably not."
VJockey (06:38:29): Dan: "Maybe!"
Overman Zappa (06:38:35): MarKus: "He ... He can't. He's guilty of kidnapping and attempted colony drop. Remember the LAST guy who tried that? At least Yaku is alive."
cubey@aol.pl (06:38:46): Alessandra: "A citation? Will wonders of human imagination and development ever cease?"
VJockey (06:39:02): With that entertaining note!
sketchbookfiend (06:39:03): Kuuga: "Well you know emotional distress on the scale of becoming the founder of an evil crime organization isn't really effective as a defense..."
VJockey (06:39:06): MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
sketchbookfiend (06:39:34): Kuuga: "Wait...his mom? How old IS Yaku?"
VJockey (06:41:02): Dan: Seventeen years old at last count apparently!