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Mission: 38 "Be Careful What You Wish For"
Session Start (overmanzs1:!aol://2719:10-4-srwugamission38): Thu Dec 01 22:01:28 2011 -0600
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NightlitEquinox: (Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hr3yRv6bO-w)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hr3yRv6bO-w
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NightlitEquinox: You are all on the White Chalice over the open sea! It's probably pretty boring. Oh and that music is still irritating to.
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EricOverbringer: Anything is more interesting than hanging out at the ass end of the galaxy repairing space bridges that no one ever uses
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EricOverbringer: So Optimus is doing fine
lichifruit: Roger is out on the deck of the ship trying to fish, because he is still hungry...
lichifruit: but at least he's hallucinating right now.
notmannotelf: Lucchini's probably sleeping because the music wouldn't bother her that much. She can sleep with roaring engines after all.
Herc061881: Yoshika's actually humming that song, not annoyed with it at all even though it's been going on for the last few days, give or take.
ColorKidLalaPink: Perrine is grumbling to herself about everything she hates. Mostly... everything.
mistergiggl3s: Char's out of booze, and Cynthia's off doing God-knows-what. So, both of his distractions are gone. That means he's stuck in Hyakku Shiki's cockpit to escape that infernal music.
EricOverbringer: Optimus is on the top deck, where the wind helps drown out the music
EricOverbringer: just kinda chillin'
lichifruit: Roger: Ahhh...
NightlitEquinox: (It would be incredibly nice if one of the Strike Witches would walk past Roger on the deck right about now. Multiple would also work.)
cubey@aol.pl: Lowe for once is happy to have something to do, because repairs mean he can lose himself in the hard work, and ignore the infernal tunes.
xSaintjade: For her part, Lynette is humming that song, smiling happily... and carrying her rifle to vent her well-hidden frustration by aiming at birds that would be eaten.
xSaintjade: And it seems someone beat her to it. She sees roger.
lichifruit: Roger: There's no little food... that damn music of the devil just don't ever stop... it just seems like nothing goes right around here...
ColorKidLalaPink: Perrine marches down the deck, completely ignoring Roger as she walks by. "This entire setup is degrading. I'll get fat if I eat much more fair food. It tastes like garbage!"
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ColorKidLalaPink: Rant rant whine.
blackmagerulz101@gmail.com: Wait, what the hell?
lichifruit: And then all the Strike Witches march on by...
lichifruit: especially Perrine bitching the whole way...
blackmagerulz101@gmail.com: No seriously, why are there two chats?
lichifruit: Roger: Oh God in Heaven, I wish they would wear pants, even for just a little while...
blackmagerulz101@gmail.com: /is horribly confused
notmannotelf: Lucchini hears Lowe working and figure nap's over, she drops down from her perch to see what he's repairing. Because why would she want to listen to snob complain.
xSaintjade: Lynne: It can go right in a future, mister. We could work together on getting food for the ship.
NightlitEquinox: SUDDENLY!
NightlitEquinox: BOOM!
xSaintjade: Still smiling... very skillfully hiding her eagerness to shoot-- She loses balance, and tries to look for the source of the explosion.
NightlitEquinox: A giant elephant jumps up THROUGH the deck! Which now has an elephant sized hole in it!
OvermanZs1: Mio is handling her hunger... and keeping her mind off that and the irritating music by focusing on some intense sword swin--- some intense stumbling.
NightlitEquinox: It has a magic wand.
lichifruit: Roger: WAAAAH!!
cubey@aol.pl: Lowe's just fixing some mobile suit circuitry in one of the new units Mark brought a while back. He doesn't notice Lucchini... but 8 does. It doesn't matter though because suddenly what the hell elephant.
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lichifruit: A fishing pole goes overboard!
NightlitEquinox: (Link: http://www.robandelliot.cycomics.com/archive.php?id=334)http://www.robandelliot.cycomics.com/archive.php?id=334
EricOverbringer: Optimus: "What the-!?"
cubey@aol.pl: Lowe: "Tell me that didn't just happen..."
mistergiggl3s: The cockpit hatch of Hyakku Shiki opens, and Char peeks his head out. "Someone finally got sick of the music?" Please say yes, he's so not in the mood for this.
NightlitEquinox: And then with a WAVE of it's want... Perrine, Mio and Shirley are now wearing baggy unrevealing pants.
lichifruit: Roger: ...!
xSaintjade: Lynette... only stares. She doesn't know whenever if to be surprised by the appearance of pants in Perrine, Mio, and Shirley; or in the Elephant that just came in.
lichifruit: Roger looks up to the sky...!
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lichifruit: Roger: THANK YOU, GOD...!
NightlitEquinox: The Elephairy "Ah, but you have another wish."
Herc061881: Yoshika gets to her feet and also stares.
mistergiggl3s: Char: ".... what the...."
NightlitEquinox: He then proceeds to wave his wand... and Roger now has a single chicken nugget.
lichifruit: Roger: Really???
notmannotelf: Lucchini: "Huh... the elephant that just passed us? No that didn't happen..." She's watching where it went though, all unbeliving.
xSaintjade: Lynne: Another wish....?"
EricOverbringer: Optimus: "Is this creature normal for your world?"
lichifruit: Roger: Ooh!
lichifruit: That chicken nugget is gone like.
lichifruit: Instantly.
xSaintjade: Lynne: "I... don't think it's normal, Mr. Robot..."
cubey@aol.pl: Lowe doesn't know whether to feel confused at the elephairy, or frustrated at the hole that SOMEONE has to repair.
lichifruit: Roger: "What are you guys talking about? Haven't you ever heard of the Elephairy?"
OvermanZs1: The cloeset thing Mio ever wore to pants were hakama but... honestly? Well... Nothing to it but to take them off really... How inconvient
cubey@aol.pl: So the obvious reason is to scream wildly "JUST WHAT THE HELL!"
OvermanZs1: *Mio goes to remove her pants+
xSaintjade: Lynne: "Elephairy? What is it?"
lichifruit: Roger: "Man Mr. Elephairy, I thought you were just story, like the Easter Bunny."
NightlitEquinox: The Elephairy isn't BOOMing back through the deck.
lichifruit: Roger: "I am so happy to meet you!"
NightlitEquinox: He seems to be waiting for something.
NightlitEquinox: Almost impatiently.
lichifruit: Roger: "What's the Elephairy? Well, look!"
mistergiggl3s: Char: ... What did I just witness?
EricOverbringer: Optimus is...speechless
xSaintjade: Lynne: "I think it's a fairy elephant..."
NightlitEquinox: Elephairy "The first wish is free. The SECOND on the other hand... requires payment."
xSaintjade: Lynne: "Aaah!" This shocks her. This is bad news! She doesn't know what kind of currency would this elephant mister like!
Herc061881: Yoshika: "Ehhhh?! P-payment?"
EricOverbringer: Optimus: "Well, for such a small unit of food, I can't imagine the payment is very high"
lichifruit: Roger: "So iiiiif I recall right, waaay back in the day in like, Aladdin times there were wish granting elephants, and then later during the crusades the elephant got mixed with a fairy story..."
lichifruit: Roger: "... and that's where fairy godmother stories come from..."
cubey@aol.pl: Lowe: "Let's face it people. Hunger and repeating music made us all go insane." Apparently he skipped straight to the accepting stage, from denial.
lichifruit: Roger: "... you know, crazy cultural adoption and all that, huh?"
NightlitEquinox: The Elephairy "Wait you have that Hildebrand thing everyone wants right? I think that will do."
xSaintjade: Lynne: "Do you mean genies, Mr. Roger?" She thinks...
lichifruit: Roger: "W-w-what!?"
xSaintjade: Lynne: "Hildebrand?" .... She looks at Roger. This is bad.
NightlitEquinox: Elephairy "Well? Payment IS due."
lichifruit: Roger: "Now just a minute, here! What kind of swindling is this!?"
NightlitEquinox: Elephairy "You talk to me about swindling. I granted two wishes! Pants and food!"
NightlitEquinox: Elephairy "I expect you to PAY UP."
xSaintjade: Lynne: "But we don't need pants, Mister Elephant!"
xSaintjade: Lynne: "Who has been asking for these wishes, anyway!?" S-Sob.
mistergiggl3s: Char: ... I really need to lay off on the whiskey.
lichifruit: Roger: "But, but I... I didn't WISH for food!"
lichifruit: Roger: "Not today anyway..."
NightlitEquinox: Elephairy "You have been constantly wishing for food."
NightlitEquinox: Elephairy "Frankly it was giving me a headache."
cubey@aol.pl: And it's back to being upset about this, apparently. "Hey, listen up mr Elephairy or whatever your name is. Nobody just takes a mech like that, without prior agreement! And even if so, swapping one awesome robot for one small piece of meat is a bullshit trade!"
OvermanZs1: Mio finally joins the hubub in person... And she is quite apprenheisive over there being a large talking elephant on the ship... This is 2nd to the pants...
EricOverbringer: Optimus: "I'm sure we can come to an agreement here"
lichifruit: "THAT'S RIGHT--"
lichifruit: "But, p, please, the language...!"
OvermanZs1: Mio does NOT want to be wearing pants...
NightlitEquinox: Elephairy "Okay then, I will just take the ship instead."
EricOverbringer: "These trades you're offering are ridiculous
EricOverbringer: "
cubey@aol.pl: "That's even worse!"
lichifruit: Roger: "We can't let you have the ship, or Hildebrand, Mr. Elephairy, I'm sorry, but... we need those things to STOP HITLER."
lichifruit: Roger: "You don't want that to not happen, right?"
lichifruit: Roger looks vaguely heart broken.
xSaintjade: Lynne: "Um... Mister Elephant, we cannot agree to that. We like the ship too much..."
lichifruit: Why, just... why couldn't the Elephairy be more reasonable?
notmannotelf: Lucchini is remarkably quiet because she's still stuck on elephant with wings.
lichifruit: Roger: "I have an idea! Why don't I wash dishes to pay for the chicken nugget?"
lichifruit: He is instantly more sunny and bright.
ColorKidLalaPink: Perrine twitches. "I cannot BELIEVE any of you."
NightlitEquinox: Elephairy "...I should have expected this. It is after all the legendary Hildebrand." WIth that it waves it's magic wand and... a squirrel, a cat, a mouse, a poodle and parrot appear. Except the mouse, they all have fairy wings, including the Parrot, the fairy wings are growing out of it's shoulder blades above it's actual wings.
xSaintjade: Lynette stares a little scared at Perrine. The new appearance of these.... strange pets suggests that the Elephairy is a little disgruntled.
NightlitEquinox: ALL of them yell in tiny annoying voices (think Doppelganger spell) "WE ARE HERE TO STEAL HILDEBRAND!" Well... except the mouse. The mouse raises it's hand and says, "Actually... I'm not, I was just dragged into it because of peer pressure."
cubey@aol.pl: Lowe: "At least these guys make their intentions clear from the start..."
cubey@aol.pl: "Sorry, but not gonna happen!"
lichifruit: Roger: "Thanks for the back up here, mister!"
xSaintjade: Lynette: "Um... misters... I'm going to kindly ask you to leave."
mistergiggl3s: Char: This has to be a joke.
NightlitEquinox: (Enemies: Elephairy, Squirlairy, Poodlairy, Parrotairy, Catairy, Mouse Rakshasa)
xSaintjade: .... And as she requests that, she aims at the group. With the kindest expression ever for someone who kills people at a distance.
lichifruit: Roger: "No. You don't understand, baggy pantsed miss, blonde guy."
EricOverbringer: Optimus is still trying to decide if these guys are actually a threat
EricOverbringer: or if this is some kind of improv show
lichifruit: Roger: "No one leaves without a fight when they try to steal Hildebrand."
cubey@aol.pl: "Hey, who wouldn't back you up when the alternative are THESE weirdoes? 'Sides, at this rate it turns out it's a dream and I wake up any moment anyway..." He gives a thumbs-up, but rather... half heartedly. It's just too strange.
NightlitEquinox: (Initiative: Yoshika, Lynette, Luccini, Roger, Char, Lowe, Optimus)
lichifruit: Roger gets on his SUPER HIGH TECH WATCH COMMUNICATOR (it seems high tech to him because man everything in the future is awesome)
lichifruit: Roger: We need robots on deck, and fast!
OvermanZs1: Mio: "Witches... Head out! Assist Mister Hammerstein in elimiating the Elephant!
OvermanZs1: Mio, in her frustration,grips the hilt of her sword. "Unfortunately... I can't help you in this state..."
mistergiggl3s: Char: I can't believe I'm about to do this.
NightlitEquinox: You may all gather your robots when ready. The pharies seem to be waiting patiently for you.
OvermanZs1: Mio: "Unfortuntaely, you mist, Commander..."
Herc061881: Yoshika: "...Yes, ma'am!" (she goes to get into her Striker Unit)
xSaintjade: Lynne: "Yes, Major!" With that, she bolts towards her strike unit, her rifle glued to her chest.
xSaintjade: ...
notmannotelf: Lucchini: "Lynette, do we have to be nice?" Besides ugh... Pants yuck! Though hey! Something to do, wonder if they're as easy to catch as the little robot beetle of Philip's. Oh orders, she runs for her strikers because eee action!
xSaintjade: It takes her a while to realize that they are being patient.
mistergiggl3s: The cockpit hatch closes, and he flips the ignition switches for Hyakku Shiki. "I know, Mio. But I didn't expect to be fighting wish-granting, flying elephants when I was assigned here." Adjusting his sunglasses - and still thinking he's dreaming - Char straps himself in. "Char Aznable, Hyaku Shikki, launching."
lichifruit: Roger hook shots into Zwei Hildebrand, Kaiser of (Nowadays Not Very) Modern War!
cubey@aol.pl: "Come on, 8! We'll just have to scare 'em away!" Red Frame arrives on its own volition, piloted by Lowe's always-useful quantum supercomputer. He jumps in as the hatch opens, and is quickly good to go!
xSaintjade: Lynne: "Churchill once said that when you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite." ... With the straightest expression ever. She has gotten TOO used to the Chalice.
lichifruit: Roger: "Thanks for backing me up, guys! And Mr. Elephairy and Friends, I want to at least thank you for waiting like gentlemen."
ColorKidLalaPink: Perrine is still trying to get the stupid pants off. "Oh, this is ridiculous."
Herc061881: Yoshika: "...Really?"
cubey@aol.pl: "Seems one side has a lot of mobile suits on their side, while others are just winged animals. You guys should flee while you have a chance." He uses the comms to taunt the fairies.
EricOverbringer: Optimus: "He's right you know. You're horribly outmatched."
xSaintjade: She nods to Yoshika. Winston Churchull was such a strange man.
NightlitEquinox: (Yoshika, Lynette and Luccini)
OvermanZs1: Mio: And I didn't think there were still people who were intolerant to our uniform... but here we are..." See... see that little frustration emote on her head? No? WHy not?
EricOverbringer: (Does the Poodlfairy have a collar?)
mistergiggl3s: Char: In my defense, we share the same room. It's one less article of clothing when it's my turn to do laundry. I don't mind it.
NightlitEquinox: (Yes, it's pink and the tag is shaped like a heart)
lichifruit: Roger: I didn't think the Elephairy would come, Mio, honest!
notmannotelf: Lucchini tears off the pants, and well she'll find her shoes later they're kicked across the hangar somewhere. Strikers on she's got her gun in hand as her ears and tail show themselves. "Well I'm always up for a little hunt. Do these things get counted in the score?"
NightlitEquinox: (Luccini didn't have pants)
OvermanZs1: Mio: But the fact is that you still cannot tolerate the uniform standards. Men of your time are certainly... unique...
NightlitEquinox: (Also the pants won't come off when you try to remove them by the way.)
notmannotelf: ((Oops misread that bit))
NightlitEquinox: (No big deal)
mistergiggl3s: Char: I didn't make the wish. But I'll make sure I find out who did.
lichifruit: Roger: Well, Major, I'm a proper, God fearing man ...
xSaintjade: *It doesn't take Lynette long to get on the Supermarine Spitfire Striker Unit, being the only witch without pants. She launches, making an arc around the Chalice while waiting for her team, but... she sees no other witches.
lichifruit: Zwei Hildebrand Kaiser skitters slightly away from the Hyaku Shiki.
xSaintjade: "Where are you, girls!? I'm already on the sky!"
cubey@aol.pl: Lowe: "It wasn't me, honest! But is it really time to talk about this now?"
OvermanZs1: Mio: That doesn't mean that you can't accept a woman who has to not wear pants for a specific reason. The Commander is a gentlemen and he's quite accepting of it as well.
NightlitEquinox: (Uh... Yoshika, Lynette and Luccini are pantsless, and also have had a turn call)
xSaintjade: (Ah, sorry!)
lichifruit: Roger: I'll have you know I'm awfully open minded! I know people who would tell you only men can wear pants...!
NightlitEquinox: (Well, if you guys don't want to take turn... Roger and Char go)
Herc061881: *Yoshika makes her way up to where Lynette's at, scouting the area for any flying...animals who usually don't fly+
Herc061881: "Sorry, Lynne!"
xSaintjade: But, nonetheless, she takes position behind Yoshika as a wingman, taking aim on the Elephant.+
EricOverbringer: Optimus: "Should we really be killing them?"
lichifruit: Roger: "Ohh, they'll be okay!"
lichifruit: Roger: "They have magic or something."
xSaintjade: "I think so, mister..."
mistergiggl3s: Char: This is ridiculous.
lichifruit: Zwei Hildebrand Kaiser attempts to lure an animal over. "Heeeere... fairy?"-
lichifruit: It's on one knee, making little come hither motions with its hands.
notmannotelf: *Lucchini takes to the air sizing up the targets. "Ugh looks like Perrine's my wingman." She's off to the right of Yoshika and Lynette sizing up the enemy. +
NightlitEquinox: [Yoshika and Lynette] The enemis ignore the strike witches, well... except the Elephairy, who MAY or MAY NOT be trying to take peeks at their panties... perhaps explaining why they are still pantsless.
mistergiggl3s: Ignoring Roger's latest comment, Char locks his computers on to the poodle thing. Best to take them down one at a time. Because Hyakku Shiki towers over it, Char takes to the sky, and lines up a shot with the beam rifle, hoping the beam bolt will move too fast and be too big to dodge from coming straight down at it.
NightlitEquinox: [Lucchini] Same here, they aren't really paying much attention to you.
NightlitEquinox: Except the Elephairy.
xSaintjade: Lynette does take note.
xSaintjade: "Why everyone thinks this is strange!? Has nobody ever seen a witch before!?"
xSaintjade: And that is Lynette actually getting irritated over the wrong thing.
NightlitEquinox: THe Elephairy doesn't find it STRANGE exactly, it may be leering at you though.
Herc061881: Yoshika: "Maybe the witches they know don't have ears?" (Or tails.)
xSaintjade: "Um... probably... But nobody uses brooms anymore. Pants aren't efficient."
NightlitEquinox: [Char] The Poodle's golden collar shines and the beam SHINES AND THEN... SPREADS INTO A LIGHTSHOW OF EPIC PROPORTIONS! Meanwhile... what is that? Something is jumping at your leg!? Odd... your newtype senses are pinging way more danger than you think they should be. The poodle is unharmed.
(Char react)
lichifruit: Roger: Oooh--
lichifruit: Roger bites his tongue.
NightlitEquinox: [Roger] The cat comes over to Hildebrand and start's nuzzling it...
NightlitEquinox: (Roger react)
lichifruit: Roger: "Aww..."
lichifruit: ((It's... a normal sized cat?))
NightlitEquinox: (Lowe and Optimus)
NightlitEquinox: ((It is))
EricOverbringer: *Optimus Prime fires a grappling hook at the poodlfairy's collar to reel it in.&
mistergiggl3s: Figures. He should have gauged a reaction first, to see what it's capable of. He knows better than to distrust his Newtype senses, and about the only thine he can do is cause Hyakku Shiki to juke to the left, throwing its legs back and hopefully out of the way of whatever just jumped at it, since he's assuming it's not the poodle itself.
NightlitEquinox: (Is that your entire react Roger?)
lichifruit: ((No))
NightlitEquinox: (Okay)
lichifruit: *Roger forgets what he's doing and has Zwei Hilde put its hand down, hoping the cat can get on it.+
NightlitEquinox: [Optimus] The grappling hook indeed catches the poodlairy's collar and starts pulling it towards him... The Poodle doesn't seem to shocked and in fact when it reaches him it just... starts licking him like he might expect any dog to do.
NightlitEquinox: (Optimus... react?)
cubey@aol.pl: *Lowe: "This is twisted... c'mon you!" Red Frame leaps forward towards the parrot fairy, trying not to attack but grab it with its massive hands. No squeezing included.+
EricOverbringer: *Optimus relieves the captured poodlfairy of its wand.+
NightlitEquinox: [Char] Char darts BARELY out of the way of the Mouse Rakshasa, which was this close to landing on the Hyakku Shiki's foot!
xSaintjade: If this were an anime, Lynette would be sweatdropping behind her rifle.
NightlitEquinox: [Optimus] Optimus has a wand... and then the Poodle opens its mouth... and it is full of BEAM TEETH SOMEHOW!? *CRUNCH!*
NightlitEquinox: (Optimus react)
xSaintjade: This is going to be one hell of a debriefing when Mio Sakamoto writes back to command.
EricOverbringer: (What did it do? Bite his arm?
EricOverbringer: )
NightlitEquinox: (It is truing to bite him wherever he is holding it)
NightlitEquinox: [Roger] The cat nuzzles the hand for a moment... then proceeds to bite it... and BACKDROP HILDEBRAND ONTO THE DECK!
NightlitEquinox: (Roger react)
EricOverbringer: "AUGH!" Optimus waves his arm around frantically trying to dislodge the poodlfairy!'
lichifruit: Roger: AAAAAAHH!!
notmannotelf: Lucchini:
lichifruit: *Roger uh, Roger tries to break his fall.+
notmannotelf: ((Oops hit enter too soon))
NightlitEquinox: (The Strike Witches)
NightlitEquinox: [Roger] Breaking his fall is actually difficult to do, however Hildebrand is not harmed in any way. Roger himself has a strained shoulder. He also has some minor bumps and bruises.
notmannotelf: Lucchini glances at the two and decides to help Optimus with the poodle. "Here's something better to munch on." Opens fire with her gun, careful not to hit her ally.+
lichifruit: Roger: Je--I mean... Goodness gracious that smarts!
NightlitEquinox: [Optimus] Optimus manages to eventually dislodge the poodle, but there are a set of really small holes in his arm. Its like he somehow shoved a bunch of splinters into his arm and then they got dislodged.
NightlitEquinox: [Lucchini] The poodle swirves in the air and proceeds to dart around blocking the shots with it's collar as if it were Wonder Woman or something! It then proceeds to charge her FANGS FIRST!
NightlitEquinox: (Lucchini react)
xSaintjade: @
NightlitEquinox: (you mean #?)
xSaintjade: (Sorry! yeah!)
lichifruit: #
xSaintjade: #
lichifruit: ((Oh, I'll pass then))
xSaintjade: (Either of us, it'll be alright)
lichifruit: ((Go for it))
NightlitEquinox: (Either of you Support)
notmannotelf: Lucchini: *Darts away may be yelling "bad dog" while at it still firing at it.
xSaintjade: *Normally, she had an elephant in her sights, but role as a wingman demands: PROTECT YOUR TEAM LEADER AND YOUR TEAM. Which is what she does with a .22in round aimed at the poodle's mouth.+
xSaintjade: "Eat this!"
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NightlitEquinox: [Lowe] The Parrotairy... does nothing, in fact... when it tries to flap it's wings and fly it's other pair of wings gets in the way and it seems like ironically together they leave it groundless. So picking it up is easy... it then says, "POLLY WANTS A CRACKER!" REALLY REALLY LOUDLY AND HIGH PITCHED! Like, were talking nails on chalkboard out of a concert speaker!
(Lowe and Char react)
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NightlitEquinox: [Lynette] Even the sniper's bullet is deflected, however it does stop the poodle's charge... except now it's charging HER!
NightlitEquinox: (Lynette react)
NightlitEquinox: (Yoshika got a turn call)
NightlitEquinox: (Roger)
EricOverbringer: Optimus filters out the offending frequencies from his auditory sensors until the parrotfairy shuts up
NightlitEquinox: [Optimus] Optimus does.
cubey@aol.pl: *"Gah! It's an emergency, 8! The one we prepared for!" Lowe covers his ears, leaving for his computer buddy to shut off all the audio input from outside. And fill the cockpit with pleasant music, prepared earlier for pony-related shanenigans.+
EricOverbringer: (Optimus does what?)
lichifruit: *Zwei Hildebrand takes this fight lying down...! MAX AND RELAX~
cubey@aol.pl: ((Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CTYymbbEL4)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CTYymbbEL4)
NightlitEquinox: (Shuts off the offending frequencies.)
EricOverbringer: (Alrighty, carry on)
Herc061881: "LYNNE!" *Yoshika flies down toward Lynette, shield appearing to go between her and the flying poodle+
lichifruit: *And he swats at animals in the sky with his hands.-
lichifruit: # Yoshika and Lynette
NightlitEquinox: [Lowe] This partially works, at least the white noise helps block out some of the noise, and the speakers cut off a lot to, but it is SO LOUD that some of it just vibrates itself through the metal and it sounds... well... like what you would expect it to, behind your Blue Danube!
NightlitEquinox: (Roger support)
notmannotelf: Lucchini can't let her teammates deal with the mutt alone so hey here she is firing at the poodle again.
mistergiggl3s: Char groaned in pain as the sonic attack was heard through the Hyakku Shiki's loudspeakers; and now he has a headache, and his ears are ringing, like he was just hit with a flashbang. With the other two dealing with the poodle, Hyakku Shiki whips out a beam saber, and charges towards the elephant. It's a bigger target, and will surely be smaller.
lichifruit: *Roger totally accidentally bats at the poodlairy. Into Yoshika's shield ass first with any dumb luck.+
NightlitEquinox: [Char] Char indeed charges the Elephairy, which proceeds to wave it's magic want... and suddenly... ORANGE JUICE! LOTS AND LOTS OF ORANGE JUICE! Your not entirely sure what this is supposed to accomplish, but there is now a torrent of Orange Juice coming from the sky between you and the elephairy.
NightlitEquinox: (Char react)
cubey@aol.pl: Lowe: "Gah! How do we get that annoying thing to shut up? Any chance on it actually being a robotic parrot?"
xSaintjade: *Lynette yelps, and flies downwards. Seeing the shield come up behind her may allow her some respite -- and another shot, so to speak. If the shield comes down, the poodle will be fed another lead pellet. At over four times the speed of sound. Point blank.+
cubey@aol.pl: 8: "THAT IS NOT VERY LIKELY"
NightlitEquinox: [Roger] Roger DOES! And it does crash into Yoshika's shield ass first.
NightlitEquinox: (Yoshika react)
Herc061881: "Waaah!" *Yoshika shuts her eyes as her shield actually remains up for a moment before closing. Where are Lynette's bullets again...?+
xSaintjade: # (in collaboration with Yoshika, with the aforemented action.)
NightlitEquinox: [Optimus] Meanwhile the Squirrel you have entirely been ignoring up until this point has assembled some kind of... giant chainsaw, buzzsaw, shooting monstrocity cannon. It then proceeds to point it at Optimus Prime, and fire!
NightlitEquinox: (I think technically this is an @, so combo Lynette)
NightlitEquinox: (Optimus react)
NightlitEquinox: (Lowe)
EricOverbringer: Optimus hits the deck in an action roll to get the hell out of the way!
xSaintjade: ((@ My apologies -- I'm a little rusty...))
EricOverbringer: then counters with a spray of fire retardant foam in the squirrel's face!
mistergiggl3s: Char, being a dodge ace, simply side-dashes to the left, hoping to avoid the stream. Being a Newtype, he can still sense where the elephant is, as can his radar. He's still going to charge, and then attempt to skewer the elephant on the beam saber.
cubey@aol.pl: *Lowe: "Okay, if you won't shut up, I'll have to do it myself! Lowe Moderately Powered Finger!" Since he still holds the parrot, he'll just send a surge of energy through the Astray's hands - very little energy, enough to give the bird a minor electric shock, not fry it.+
cubey@aol.pl: "At this rate I'll lose my appetite for chicken forever..."
NightlitEquinox: [Char] Char's newtype senses do in fact tell him about the Elephairy, however as he darts to the side... the Mouse is Waiting for him! And it is suddenly running up his leg!
NightlitEquinox: (Char react)
xSaintjade: *And once Yoshika's shields come down, bullet comes out from the thin end at a rather absurd speed. She knows some sniper rounds can tear human beings in half, but she's never wondered about the results on a supernatural poodle.+
NightlitEquinox: [Optimus] The Squirrel is hit dead on by the fire retardant foam! It is unhappy, especially since the fire retardant foam covered it entirely. Then it jumps out of the foam with a mortar, which launches a humongous spiked ball! It's like it fired a large sea urchin at you!
(Optimus react)
mistergiggl3s: Damn, that mouse again... Char does two things this time. He spins the beam saber in his legs, attempting to scrape the outsides of the front of his legs. Thanks to the anti-beam coating, the damage should be very minimal. The point of this was to attempt to force the mouse to retreat to the insides of the Hyakku Shiki's legs, at which point, Char will slam his legs together, hoping to crush the mouse between them.
mistergiggl3s: Correction: At his legs, not in them.
EricOverbringer: Optimus whips out his axe and chops the spike ball in half with an overhand swing!
NightlitEquinox: [Everyone but Optimus] The shock seems to only make the Parrot scream even LOUDER AND STRONGER! To the point that the music in the cockpit is doing no good. In fact, it's now screaming loud enough that cracks are starting to form in the glass. On the plus side, there is so much ringing in your ears that you can barely hear it. Oh and also? Everyone else is also hearing this, though it's to a lesser degree. It's still REALLY annoying.
(Everyone react)
NightlitEquinox: [Char] Wrong move, the mouse does a daring leap from the leg to the arm of the offending beam saber. A quick dart into the wrist joint and... the entire hand falls off! As if all the joints connecting it to the arm were just... disconnected.
NightlitEquinox: (Char react)
cubey@aol.pl: *Lowe: "Bad move! I'm sorry guys!" His teeth clenched in pain, he just throws the parrot away. As far as possible.+
notmannotelf: Lucchini: "Owwww! Okay would it be too much to wish for you to shut up before we take you out?" Lucchini doesn't think it'll work but hey it's worth a shot right?
xSaintjade: ((I apologize if I missed it, but what happened to the poodle?))
Herc061881: "AAAAAAAAHHH!" Yoshika cries out painfully, clutching her ears while her 'other' ears bow down in an attempt to get rid of the noise. She's still holding onto her gun, thankfully.
OvermanZs1: *Mio is having enough of that noise from the parrot... Really... were it not for these pants. Covering her ears as best she can she's heading for her gun. Be damned if she'll stand by and do nothing for much longer
EricOverbringer: (Is that everyone but Optimus react?)
NightlitEquinox: [Lowe] The Parrot hilariously flies away, or tries to. Really all it manages to do is face plant into a wall. For a moment the noise is muffled. Thank god that wall leads to a random corridor as oppose to someting important... or was it the brigde? Oh well, not like anything important is on the bridge anyway!
NightlitEquinox: (Yes, sorry)
NightlitEquinox: (Though if you WANT to react to it, go ahead)
EricOverbringer: (Nah)
NightlitEquinox: [Roger, Yoshika and Lynette] The Poodle is effectively shot, and it explodes into sparkly dust!
mistergiggl3s: "Damn!" The flashing lights are all he needs to see to know what just happened. But, he has another idea. Char flips another switch, using the cooling systems of the Hyakku Shiki, particularly in the arm. Liquid nitrogen would now be flowing in the arm, forcing the mouse out unless it wants to turn into a popsicle.
NightlitEquinox: (In that case... just go ahead and take your turn, Optimus)
lichifruit: *Roger tries to grit his teeth and bear the noise, and then attempts to grab the largest anifairy Zwei Hilde can get its hands on.&
cubey@aol.pl: Lowe: "Can you hear that, Captain Weston?" Despite still being in pain after the cacophony, he grins like an idiot.
NightlitEquinox: [Char] The mouse darts out of the arm and starts running up it towards the elbow joint!
(Char react)
xSaintjade: Lynette puts one hand over her left ear... She thanks her upbringing that she did not snap against that poor parrot. That poodle exploded far too ceremoniously for her tastes.
NightlitEquinox: ACTUALLY, Mio... no... NOT NOW OF ALL TIMES! Mio senses... a Neuroi! It's far away at the edge of her sensory area... but it's approaching fast... VERY FAST!
cubey@aol.pl: (Does the parrot count as defeated, by the way?)
NightlitEquinox: (For the moment yes, it's still yelling though)
OvermanZs1: *Mio makes a rapid turn, lifting her eyepatch and gazing off in it's general direction. That is sure as FUCK a Neuroi! "Witches... Incoming Neuroi!
ColorKidLalaPink: Perrine: "Major?"
EricOverbringer: Optimus: "Incoming what!?"
Herc061881: Yoshika: "A Neuroi!"
NightlitEquinox: And at the angle of appraoch... the Neuroi will pass by here and head straight for Brittanian soil! And at it's present rate of speed and acceleration, by that time there will be almost nothing anyone can do to stop it!
mistergiggl3s: Not this time. Char tracks the creature's location with his Newtype senses. When the mouse is on the forearm, Char raises the arm to eye level and attempts to snipe it off with the vulcan guns, while raising the beam saber with the other hand to cut off its escape.
xSaintjade: Lynette: "What!? A neuroi!?" She looks around the skies -- then at the group. "What about you and the elephant? We can't leave you here!"
EricOverbringer: Optimus: "We can handle this, and I can't fly"
NightlitEquinox: [Char] The mouse ignores the vulcans and the beam saber... and just jumps to the shoulders, where it heads towards the NECK!
(Char react)
EricOverbringer: #
cubey@aol.pl: Lowe: "Leave the ridiculous fairy-animals to us, you focus on the important stuff!"
ColorKidLalaPink: Perrine: "Just kill it! It's bad enough that we're stuck here, somebody has to!"
NightlitEquinox: (For char right?)
EricOverbringer: yes
NightlitEquinox: (Support approved!)
EricOverbringer: Optimus's hand seems to come out of nowhere and closes around the mouse in a vicelike grip. At this point he's less worried about crushing it and more worried about containing it+
lichifruit: Roger: "... We, we've got this, Miss! You've got to go stop it...!"
notmannotelf: * Lucchini had been about to dive at the elephant when she heard Mio. Hearing Optimus she nodded. "Though when it's done can we sleep for the next few days?"
lichifruit: His voice is a bit heavy with ... is that regret? Guilt?
xSaintjade: Lynette finds no other choice. She gives them a curt nod. "Take care of yourselves! We'll do our best!"
NightlitEquinox: [Optimus] Indeed it does! And fortunately for you, the mouse doesn't seem to be able to detach your fingers... which is a good thing because it's DAMN well trying! Being a rakshasa however, it is quite durable, though contained!
OvermanZs1: Mio: It's moving incredibly fast. Witches, take care of the Neuroi first. There's enough of us here to tkae care of the rest
NightlitEquinox: (Enemies: Elephairy, Squirrelairy, Catairy, Appraoching Neuroi... screaming parrot? It's not really doing anything aside of being annoying though)
EricOverbringer: Optimus: "Got one of them!"
EricOverbringer: "He's a lively one, though."
Herc061881: Yoshika nods in agreement with Lynette, then hears Sakamoto's order. "Yes, ma'am!"
mistergiggl3s: Char: Thank you. I can manage with one hand, for now.
NightlitEquinox: (Roger, Char and Lowe)
mistergiggl3s: With only one hand, Char needs to resort to only using melee. So, holding the beam saber in only one hand, Char goes after the elephairy once more. It's bigger, so it's gotta be slower. Right?
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cubey@aol.pl: *Lowe's Astray Red Frame leaps from underfoot, using Char's opening attack as an opportunity to strike.
cubey@aol.pl: *"I see it!" It spins, kicking the annoying elephant - and continues spinning, drawing its Gerbera Straight. So the Red Frame can slice it through with a second passing.+
NightlitEquinox: [Char] The Elephairy is there! BUT SUDDENLY! BOOM! There is now a hole in the deck of the ship where the Elephairy was!
NightlitEquinox: (Char react)
NightlitEquinox: [Lowe] The BOOM also effectively avoids your attack.
NightlitEquinox: (Lowe react)
lichifruit: @ Char with my action
lichifruit: *Hildebrand lifts its hand into the air, as if ready to ... flick something?
NightlitEquinox: (Combo approved, but the Elephairy has taken refuge beneath the deck... or something)
cubey@aol.pl: (Is the hole large enough to jump into?)
mistergiggl3s: Char's not going to pursue that thing into the ship. But... "Dan, this is Char. Close the bulkheads in Sector [insert sector here] of the deck. I've got an idea."
lichifruit: *Then Zwei Hilde sits up and looks into the hole for the Elephairy...
NightlitEquinox: [Everyone who isn] The spiked ball that Optimus easily chopped in half before
NightlitEquinox: (ignore that)
lichifruit: *"Double Kaiser~!" The hand alone double kaisers and tries to flick the Elephairy up through the deck again.+
lichifruit: He's TRYING to flick it through the hole, but he's never been very good at paper football......
NightlitEquinox: [Everyone who isn't a Strike Witch] The spiked ball which Optimus easily chopped in half before... explodes! Cue spikes everywhere!
lichifruit: #
NightlitEquinox: (All said people react)
NightlitEquinox: (Hildebrand support)
EricOverbringer: Optimus transforms into a truck and goes into full reverse!+
mistergiggl3s: (Waiting on the elephairy first before I do my react.)
cubey@aol.pl: *"Shit, more damage for ME to fix?!" Lowe cannot chase after the elephant because suddenly spikes. He steadies the drawn blade, using trained movements to block and parry the incoming projectile storm.+
lichifruit: *Saving everyone else comes before attacking the Elephairy! As Optimus is reversing, Roger double kaisers his shields to try and box in the explosion...!+
NightlitEquinox: (Are you sure about that Mister?)
mistergiggl3s: (Alright, I won't.)
mistergiggl3s: Char, using the Hyaku Shikki's shield, crouches down and hides behind the shield, hoping it can endure the spikes.
NightlitEquinox: Meanwhile the newest and Youngest strike witches are over the open ocean with a Neuroi headed their way at increasing speeds!
NightlitEquinox: [Mio] You have located the core! Actually... it's more or less in the exact center of the Neuroi!
NightlitEquinox: (As your cutscene has started, you may now take your actions and are independent of what little Initiative we have)
NightlitEquinox: [Optimus] Turning into a truck does indeed evade the spikes, especially with Hildebrand blocking large portions of them. However, in doing so you have released the mouse!
notmannotelf: *Lucchini's scanning the horizon for it, her gun in hand.
NightlitEquinox: [Lowe] The mouse proceeds to charge at the Red Frame! This could be bad.
xSaintjade: Sergeant Lynette Bishop stops moving for an instant. She spots it. Then, attempting the supernatural feat of ignoring the parrot in the distance, she takes aim; however, standing, with a rushed breathing and heartbeat, and actually being quite irritated over everything going on around her, even she knows it will be a difficult shot.
Herc061881: Yoshika stops, quickly takes aim at the Neuroi as it approaches and FIRES AWAY! Not that hard, since it's coming right at them.
NightlitEquinox: [Lowe] On the plus side, Lowe manages to mostly avoid the spikes, he takes a few minor shots and loses a camera, but it's nothing he hasn't had before.
NightlitEquinox: (Lowe react)
xSaintjade: "I see it! It's three kilos away, and moving fast! Elevation of one thousand meters! It's too fast for me to aim...!"
OvermanZs1: Mio: "The core's in the center of the Nueroi! But it's incredibly fast.
NightlitEquinox: [Char] The shield stops the spikes very effectively.
EricOverbringer: Optimus watches the mouse scamper away
EricOverbringer: Optimus: "Whups"
OvermanZs1: Mio: "All Ican do is guide you to the core, girls. It's up to you from there.
Herc061881: "...!" Yoshika has a sudden flash of inspiration. If Lynette can't hit it accurately enough... "Let me help!"
xSaintjade: She fires a shot... which misses. She loads another round, but it's expelled in another missed shot. Failure is only making her reticule stay away from her intended target. What embitters her is that she feels she is failing the Major.
xSaintjade: "W-What?" How?"
NightlitEquinox: Meanwhile the flick causes the Elephairy to JUMP back up through the deck, BOOM! It's holding it's butt... apparently Roger's aim was pretty good!
NightlitEquinox: (Anyone who isn't a strike witch or Lowe may react to this)
cubey@aol.pl: *"You're coming? Watch out little mousey, I got my sword for precise action like this one!" Lowe's Gerbera is raised, prepared to slash at the incoming target...
cubey@aol.pl: *But he doesn't slash, instead performing a full-body mobile suit drop at the target. Evade THAT bulk suddenly crashing down on you, rakshasa! Astray butt first, to that.+
notmannotelf: "Buy me time to get closer. If you two can't hit it maybe I can." She'd rather have Shirley to help boost her speed, but can't be helped.
OvermanZs1: Mio certainly wants to see how Yoshika would help Lynette snipe... And why aren't you helping more Lucchini!
Herc061881: Yoshika takes a breath, soars down beneath Lynette..and grabs her legs, effectively making her sit on Yoshika's own shoulders! "Take the shot, Lynne!"
EricOverbringer: Optimus switches back to robot mode and fires a grappling hook aimed to wrap around the elpehant's feet
mistergiggl3s: Char then takes the opportunity to, while the shield is strapped to his handless arm, thrust the beam saber backwards and hopefully straight until the Elephairy's chest as he launches backwards. His Newtype senses should ensure his timing was spot-on.
NightlitEquinox: (Please keep in mind, that you should let me adjudicate the final shot, even if it IS a cutscene.)
xSaintjade: (Of course! Thanks!)
NightlitEquinox: (No problem, just put a + at the end of the action when you want me to do it)
NightlitEquinox: (And feel free to edit the scene to include Lucchini as you see fit)
xSaintjade: "Eeh!?" It takes her by surprise, but... She gets stability. Four engines positioned well could work as good as a VTOL engine. Helicopter shots were a thing of practice. She gets another idea. And she hates it.
xSaintjade: "L-Lucchini! Can you please come in here! Help me stabilize my shot!"
NightlitEquinox: [Lowe] This HALF works! The Rakshasa is squicked... but not before it detaches one of the Red Frame's but cheek armor plates somehow... perhaps out of spite? At least the damn thing is dead!
OvermanZs1: Mio wathces on, rather impressed with the efforts. Supporting the sniper to get a stable shot. Brilliant idea!
OvermanZs1: Mio: "You can do it girls!"
notmannotelf: "Huh? " She sees what they want to do and nods. Lucchini moves behind Lynette and her hands stay away from the chest, because now's not the time to distract the sniper
cubey@aol.pl: Lowe: "Somehow... I feel like I'm the bad guy here." He has sweat on his face, because... the whole situation, pretty much.
xSaintjade: And for that, she is grateful. With two witches supporting her, she leans a little forward, and takes slow, deep breaths. And her mind enters in a state of zen. The only things in her world were her reticule, and the object -now at two kilometers-. She takes aim at the most likely location, counts the moment between heartbeats... and fires.+
NightlitEquinox: [Optimus and Char] The Elephairy is caught! It's legs are wrapped by the grappling hook! And it barely manages to block the beam saber with it's wand.... which when it connects with it, an explosion of elephairy dust turns it into a mecha sized plastic Nerf sword (you know the long ones with the 4 plates in the hilt protector which you are trying to push in? One of those). HOWEVER! IT'S OPEN!
NightlitEquinox: (ROGER! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE!)
lichifruit: (( (Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEYcBfEUzIw)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEYcBfEUzIw ))
NightlitEquinox: [Strike Witch Team!] The three of you manage to hold her steady and time seems to slow as the trigger is pulled... The kickback is tough, but between the two of you it doesn't push the shot off! This is it! And SUCCESS! The shot goes straight through the neuroi, through the core, and actually out the other side! The neuroi faceplants into the sea beneath you as it's momentum carries it forward enough to be visible to you as it sinks into the water, still disintegrating from the precise shot!
lichifruit: *Roger finally gets off his ass and dives towards the Elephairy out stretched hand first...!&
NightlitEquinox: [Roger] The elephairy is caught entirely offguard, what with its feet being tied and crossing wand with nerf sword, and it is reached by the outstretched hand!
NightlitEquinox: (Roger continue!)
notmannotelf: Lucchini cheers hugging Lynette! "You did it!"
lichifruit: Grasping the elephairy tightly in its hand...
Herc061881: Yoshika: "...YOU DID IT! You were wonderful, Lynne!" She pulls away only to soar right back up and GLOMP Lynette right in mid-air, head pressed against her boobs while hugging her as well.
lichifruit: Zwei Hildebrand gets to its feet and pitches it at that still incessantly obnoxious and loud parrot.+
xSaintjade: Lynette loses track of everything around her when the recoil hits the three of them. But she sees the creature fall. While being hugged, she grins, almost laughing,reporting it over the radio. "It's a confirmed kill! We did it! We--" AH!!! WITCH HAZING!
cubey@aol.pl: Lowe: "Witch... hazing...?"
xSaintjade: ((It was meant to be narrative, but feel free to say if you heard it!))
OvermanZs1: Mio physically cheers for the shot! "Good shot girls!"
cubey@aol.pl: (Well, it was over the radio.)
NightlitEquinox: [Roger] SUCCESS! The elephairy is far larger than the Parrot and the Parrot is quite squicked! The squirrel then looks at you guys, "HEY! You said there would be nuts involved! I haven't seen any nuts! I'm outta here!" And dissapears in swirl of fairy dust.
notmannotelf: Lucchini: "Hey! I behaved! why can't you Yoshika!" Yeah not realizing she's talking over the radio.
Herc061881: Yoshika's humming happily, not really paying much attention to Lucchini.
mistergiggl3s: @
xSaintjade: Lynette is currently locked in a flustered expression, stuck between two perverted witches, mentally saying "why my boobs?".
NightlitEquinox: (Uh... sure combo)
notmannotelf: And yes Lucchini's now going to properly hug both of them. "Toshika... have you gotten bigger?
notmannotelf: *Yoshika*
mistergiggl3s: Char pulls the Hyakku Shiki to his feet, throwing the nerf sword to the ground. "Enough of this nonsense." Char then reaches for the beam rifle, takes aim at the rolling Elephairy, and dumps the entire battery's worth of shits into it while it's still rolling.
mistergiggl3s: shots, even.
mistergiggl3s: Shits works too, because fuck this thing.
lichifruit: # Elephairy
NightlitEquinox: (Uh... sure go!)
lichifruit: *One of Zwei Hilde's shield bits goes flying to try and intersect the shots! "W-wait...!"
mistergiggl3s: Char stops halfway through his volley of beam rifle shots. "What is it?" Said rather calmly despite the circumstances.
NightlitEquinox: [Char] The elephairy may be down, but it's not out! And it deflects the shots like it's fucking WUXIA, each shot turns into a Rainbow and flies back at the Haykku Shiki! And now the beam rifle is a super soaker, with a rainbow hue! One of the shots would get through? But the shield blocks it!
NightlitEquinox: Dan "WAIT! PLEASE!"
lichifruit: Roger: "I've changed my mind! Don't kill the elephairy... his friends are all leaving, so... we should give him the chance to give up."
NightlitEquinox: Dan "Elephairy! I wish for you to repair the hull!"
cubey@aol.pl: "So much stuff destroyed or... transmogrified into garbage." Lowe facepalms. Astray follows suit.
NightlitEquinox: Elephairy "Oh okay." And then nothing apparently happens.
OvermanZs1: Mio: Dan! He's only going to ask for an absurd exchange
NightlitEquinox: Dan "...this is going to take WEEKS!"
mistergiggl3s: Char sighs. He's not going to argue this. And at hearing Dan's wish, Char holsters the beam rifle.
NightlitEquinox: Elephairy "What are you talking about? The first wish is free remember?"
NightlitEquinox: Dan "He sommoned a single nanite which has started the repair job."
xSaintjade: "Well, but I don't know if people consciously said it..."
mistergiggl3s: Char: In that case, I also wish for Captain Smith's music that keeps playing to stop.
NightlitEquinox: The music stops playing. It then starts up five minutes later.
NightlitEquinox: The pants however, are still there.
EricOverbringer: Optimus: "I think I'll be able to fix the hull faster than that."
lichifruit: Roger cheered about the music!
lichifruit: ... for now.
lichifruit: Roger: "U, uhm..."
cubey@aol.pl: Lowe: "Let us never speak of this again."
lichifruit: Roger: "I... nevermind..."
NightlitEquinox: Elephairy "Oh? What is it?"
EricOverbringer: Optimus: "I'll certainly have some strange stories for when I get back to Cybertron"
xSaintjade: "This is going to be my strangest letter home..."
lichifruit: Roger: "I do feel bad, I want to give you something..."
lichifruit: Roger: "It's just, you didn't even tell me before I ate it..."
lichifruit: Roger: "... I know! Uh. Why, why don't you take my first wish back?"
NightlitEquinox: Elephairy "Oh that? I took that back, you will feel SLIGHTLY hungrier in a moment."
OvermanZs1: Mio fumes for a moment. "I'd... like for someone to rectify our uniform situation."
lichifruit: Zwei Hildebrand kicked around skittishly as it looked down at the ground.
ColorKidLalaPink: Perrine: "As usual, the Major is the only one thinking clearly."
mistergiggl3s: Char: Ayame... I'll be stopping by the infirmary. I'll be needing a light sedative tonight.
NightlitEquinox: Elephairy "Oh that wish? Yeah, I can't, it's a freebie remember? The only way for the pants to come off is for the wish maker to remove them."
lichifruit: Roger: "P, please, Mr. Elephairy... can I keep the chicken nugget ... and... take back the first wish? I really didn't even realize--"
lichifruit: Roger: "what"
OvermanZs1: Mio : "Pardon me..."
EricOverbringer: "Who wished for the pants?"
ColorKidLalaPink: Perrine: "What!?"
NightlitEquinox: Elephairy "Yep, that's how it works."
lichifruit: If only Hildebrand could turn as bright red as Roger.
NightlitEquinox: He then yawns, "Oh well, bye guys!"
lichifruit: Zwei Hildebrand skittishly raised its hand... it shook inthe air...
mistergiggl3s: Char, without another word, picks up the dismembered hand, and leaves the giant supersoaker and nerf sword on the bridge. He then redocks the Hyakku Shiki, basically saying 'screw this.'
NightlitEquinox: BOOM! And he then disappears into yet another hole in the deck, but this time is simply gone.
cubey@aol.pl: Lowe: "Okay, and here I thought the worst is over already."
cubey@aol.pl: "And he leaves another hole..."
NightlitEquinox: For the record, the hand is entirely intact. And could be re attached effortlessly.
NightlitEquinox: By an engineer I mean.
mistergiggl3s: (Figured as much.)
Herc061881: Yoshika: "Ehhh?!" She heard the 'Boom!' which caused her to momentarly look around for the Elephairy...once seeing he's gone, she hugs Lynne again.
mistergiggl3s: Char makes a mental note to contact Axis to requisition a new beam saber and beam rifle, and heads for the infirmary.
cubey@aol.pl: The currently-present engineer has been traumatized into a temporary state of not caring. He will hopefully get better soon enough.
Herc061881: "I didn't even get to make MY wish!"
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NightlitEquinox: Dan "Do you really want to make a wish? They seem to be quite... anti climactic."
xSaintjade: Lynette smiles, patting both heads of her friends. For one instant, not quite minding if they decide to grope her yet again. But, she speaks on her radio: "Major Sakamoto, do we have an onboard therapist for missions like these?"
NightlitEquinox: Dan "Roger... you made that wish?"
lichifruit: Roger: I, well, I didn't know he was gonna grant it."
notmannotelf: Lucchini: "Or ice cream?"
lichifruit: Roger: He showed up when I said it...
lichifruit: Zwei Hilde is staring down all guilty like.
EricOverbringer: Optimus: "I don't think wishing for things is a good way to get what you want. I'm going to go get on repairing the deck."
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NightlitEquinox: Dan "Okay... here is what we are going to do. You are going to go into... that shed. And uh... pants the witches. While the rest of us are going to pretend this NEVER HAPPENED."
lichifruit: Roger: "... y, yes, Dan..."
cubey@aol.pl: Lowe: "Nothing happened here at all. All the damage has been done by the Neuroi, right? RIGHT?"
ColorKidLalaPink: Perrine is... clearly twitching and glaring and honestly looks like she's about to explode. On the other hand, she isn't entirely sure which particular issue she wants to explode AT.
OvermanZs1: Mio sighs, but, hell, she's the most mature about this one. Perrine will hate it but she can see Shirley making this entirely worse
lichifruit: One of those holes is awfully winged elephant shaped...
cubey@aol.pl: 8: "STOP TRYING TO ERASE MY RECENT MEMORY RECORDS. THIS IS NOT LIKE YOU, LOWE."
NightlitEquinox: Smith "ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THAT ELEPHAIRY WAS AWESOME! That momentary bout of music through that wall was amazing! Almost made me want to turn down the fairy park theme!"
mistergiggl3s: Char's also dreading Mio coming back into their room, since this is going to be... very awkward.
Herc061881: Yoshika sniffled and nodded, groping Lynette once again. "I wanted boobs like Lynne's!"
xSaintjade: ...
xSaintjade: "W-WHAT!?"
notmannotelf: LOL
notmannotelf: ((Sorry wrong chat))
OvermanZs1: Mio pretends not to have heard that...
lichifruit: Roger gets out of HIldebrand and sends it down the elevator...
lichifruit: Now it is quite clear how bright red he is.
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notmannotelf: Lucchini grins. "Aw, but you're definatly bigger than last time.
NightlitEquinox: MISSION COMPLETE
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NightlitEquinox: (Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hr3yRv6bO-w)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hr3yRv6bO-w
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NightlitEquinox: You are all on the White Chalice over the open sea! It's probably pretty boring. Oh and that music is still irritating to.
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EricOverbringer: Anything is more interesting than hanging out at the ass end of the galaxy repairing space bridges that no one ever uses
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EricOverbringer: So Optimus is doing fine
lichifruit: Roger is out on the deck of the ship trying to fish, because he is still hungry...
lichifruit: but at least he's hallucinating right now.
notmannotelf: Lucchini's probably sleeping because the music wouldn't bother her that much. She can sleep with roaring engines after all.
Herc061881: Yoshika's actually humming that song, not annoyed with it at all even though it's been going on for the last few days, give or take.
ColorKidLalaPink: Perrine is grumbling to herself about everything she hates. Mostly... everything.
mistergiggl3s: Char's out of booze, and Cynthia's off doing God-knows-what. So, both of his distractions are gone. That means he's stuck in Hyakku Shiki's cockpit to escape that infernal music.
EricOverbringer: Optimus is on the top deck, where the wind helps drown out the music
EricOverbringer: just kinda chillin'
lichifruit: Roger: Ahhh...
NightlitEquinox: (It would be incredibly nice if one of the Strike Witches would walk past Roger on the deck right about now. Multiple would also work.)
cubey@aol.pl: Lowe for once is happy to have something to do, because repairs mean he can lose himself in the hard work, and ignore the infernal tunes.
xSaintjade: For her part, Lynette is humming that song, smiling happily... and carrying her rifle to vent her well-hidden frustration by aiming at birds that would be eaten.
xSaintjade: And it seems someone beat her to it. She sees roger.
lichifruit: Roger: There's no little food... that damn music of the devil just don't ever stop... it just seems like nothing goes right around here...
ColorKidLalaPink: Perrine marches down the deck, completely ignoring Roger as she walks by. "This entire setup is degrading. I'll get fat if I eat much more fair food. It tastes like garbage!"
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ColorKidLalaPink: Rant rant whine.
blackmagerulz101@gmail.com: Wait, what the hell?
lichifruit: And then all the Strike Witches march on by...
lichifruit: especially Perrine bitching the whole way...
blackmagerulz101@gmail.com: No seriously, why are there two chats?
lichifruit: Roger: Oh God in Heaven, I wish they would wear pants, even for just a little while...
blackmagerulz101@gmail.com: /is horribly confused
notmannotelf: Lucchini hears Lowe working and figure nap's over, she drops down from her perch to see what he's repairing. Because why would she want to listen to snob complain.
xSaintjade: Lynne: It can go right in a future, mister. We could work together on getting food for the ship.
NightlitEquinox: SUDDENLY!
NightlitEquinox: BOOM!
xSaintjade: Still smiling... very skillfully hiding her eagerness to shoot-- She loses balance, and tries to look for the source of the explosion.
NightlitEquinox: A giant elephant jumps up THROUGH the deck! Which now has an elephant sized hole in it!
OvermanZs1: Mio is handling her hunger... and keeping her mind off that and the irritating music by focusing on some intense sword swin--- some intense stumbling.
NightlitEquinox: It has a magic wand.
lichifruit: Roger: WAAAAH!!
cubey@aol.pl: Lowe's just fixing some mobile suit circuitry in one of the new units Mark brought a while back. He doesn't notice Lucchini... but 8 does. It doesn't matter though because suddenly what the hell elephant.
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lichifruit: A fishing pole goes overboard!
NightlitEquinox: (Link: http://www.robandelliot.cycomics.com/archive.php?id=334)http://www.robandelliot.cycomics.com/archive.php?id=334
EricOverbringer: Optimus: "What the-!?"
cubey@aol.pl: Lowe: "Tell me that didn't just happen..."
mistergiggl3s: The cockpit hatch of Hyakku Shiki opens, and Char peeks his head out. "Someone finally got sick of the music?" Please say yes, he's so not in the mood for this.
NightlitEquinox: And then with a WAVE of it's want... Perrine, Mio and Shirley are now wearing baggy unrevealing pants.
lichifruit: Roger: ...!
xSaintjade: Lynette... only stares. She doesn't know whenever if to be surprised by the appearance of pants in Perrine, Mio, and Shirley; or in the Elephant that just came in.
lichifruit: Roger looks up to the sky...!
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lichifruit: Roger: THANK YOU, GOD...!
NightlitEquinox: The Elephairy "Ah, but you have another wish."
Herc061881: Yoshika gets to her feet and also stares.
mistergiggl3s: Char: ".... what the...."
NightlitEquinox: He then proceeds to wave his wand... and Roger now has a single chicken nugget.
lichifruit: Roger: Really???
notmannotelf: Lucchini: "Huh... the elephant that just passed us? No that didn't happen..." She's watching where it went though, all unbeliving.
xSaintjade: Lynne: Another wish....?"
EricOverbringer: Optimus: "Is this creature normal for your world?"
lichifruit: Roger: Ooh!
lichifruit: That chicken nugget is gone like.
lichifruit: Instantly.
xSaintjade: Lynne: "I... don't think it's normal, Mr. Robot..."
cubey@aol.pl: Lowe doesn't know whether to feel confused at the elephairy, or frustrated at the hole that SOMEONE has to repair.
lichifruit: Roger: "What are you guys talking about? Haven't you ever heard of the Elephairy?"
OvermanZs1: The cloeset thing Mio ever wore to pants were hakama but... honestly? Well... Nothing to it but to take them off really... How inconvient
cubey@aol.pl: So the obvious reason is to scream wildly "JUST WHAT THE HELL!"
OvermanZs1: *Mio goes to remove her pants+
xSaintjade: Lynne: "Elephairy? What is it?"
lichifruit: Roger: "Man Mr. Elephairy, I thought you were just story, like the Easter Bunny."
NightlitEquinox: The Elephairy isn't BOOMing back through the deck.
lichifruit: Roger: "I am so happy to meet you!"
NightlitEquinox: He seems to be waiting for something.
NightlitEquinox: Almost impatiently.
lichifruit: Roger: "What's the Elephairy? Well, look!"
mistergiggl3s: Char: ... What did I just witness?
EricOverbringer: Optimus is...speechless
xSaintjade: Lynne: "I think it's a fairy elephant..."
NightlitEquinox: Elephairy "The first wish is free. The SECOND on the other hand... requires payment."
xSaintjade: Lynne: "Aaah!" This shocks her. This is bad news! She doesn't know what kind of currency would this elephant mister like!
Herc061881: Yoshika: "Ehhhh?! P-payment?"
EricOverbringer: Optimus: "Well, for such a small unit of food, I can't imagine the payment is very high"
lichifruit: Roger: "So iiiiif I recall right, waaay back in the day in like, Aladdin times there were wish granting elephants, and then later during the crusades the elephant got mixed with a fairy story..."
lichifruit: Roger: "... and that's where fairy godmother stories come from..."
cubey@aol.pl: Lowe: "Let's face it people. Hunger and repeating music made us all go insane." Apparently he skipped straight to the accepting stage, from denial.
lichifruit: Roger: "... you know, crazy cultural adoption and all that, huh?"
NightlitEquinox: The Elephairy "Wait you have that Hildebrand thing everyone wants right? I think that will do."
xSaintjade: Lynne: "Do you mean genies, Mr. Roger?" She thinks...
lichifruit: Roger: "W-w-what!?"
xSaintjade: Lynne: "Hildebrand?" .... She looks at Roger. This is bad.
NightlitEquinox: Elephairy "Well? Payment IS due."
lichifruit: Roger: "Now just a minute, here! What kind of swindling is this!?"
NightlitEquinox: Elephairy "You talk to me about swindling. I granted two wishes! Pants and food!"
NightlitEquinox: Elephairy "I expect you to PAY UP."
xSaintjade: Lynne: "But we don't need pants, Mister Elephant!"
xSaintjade: Lynne: "Who has been asking for these wishes, anyway!?" S-Sob.
mistergiggl3s: Char: ... I really need to lay off on the whiskey.
lichifruit: Roger: "But, but I... I didn't WISH for food!"
lichifruit: Roger: "Not today anyway..."
NightlitEquinox: Elephairy "You have been constantly wishing for food."
NightlitEquinox: Elephairy "Frankly it was giving me a headache."
cubey@aol.pl: And it's back to being upset about this, apparently. "Hey, listen up mr Elephairy or whatever your name is. Nobody just takes a mech like that, without prior agreement! And even if so, swapping one awesome robot for one small piece of meat is a bullshit trade!"
OvermanZs1: Mio finally joins the hubub in person... And she is quite apprenheisive over there being a large talking elephant on the ship... This is 2nd to the pants...
EricOverbringer: Optimus: "I'm sure we can come to an agreement here"
lichifruit: "THAT'S RIGHT--"
lichifruit: "But, p, please, the language...!"
OvermanZs1: Mio does NOT want to be wearing pants...
NightlitEquinox: Elephairy "Okay then, I will just take the ship instead."
EricOverbringer: "These trades you're offering are ridiculous
EricOverbringer: "
cubey@aol.pl: "That's even worse!"
lichifruit: Roger: "We can't let you have the ship, or Hildebrand, Mr. Elephairy, I'm sorry, but... we need those things to STOP HITLER."
lichifruit: Roger: "You don't want that to not happen, right?"
lichifruit: Roger looks vaguely heart broken.
xSaintjade: Lynne: "Um... Mister Elephant, we cannot agree to that. We like the ship too much..."
lichifruit: Why, just... why couldn't the Elephairy be more reasonable?
notmannotelf: Lucchini is remarkably quiet because she's still stuck on elephant with wings.
lichifruit: Roger: "I have an idea! Why don't I wash dishes to pay for the chicken nugget?"
lichifruit: He is instantly more sunny and bright.
ColorKidLalaPink: Perrine twitches. "I cannot BELIEVE any of you."
NightlitEquinox: Elephairy "...I should have expected this. It is after all the legendary Hildebrand." WIth that it waves it's magic wand and... a squirrel, a cat, a mouse, a poodle and parrot appear. Except the mouse, they all have fairy wings, including the Parrot, the fairy wings are growing out of it's shoulder blades above it's actual wings.
xSaintjade: Lynette stares a little scared at Perrine. The new appearance of these.... strange pets suggests that the Elephairy is a little disgruntled.
NightlitEquinox: ALL of them yell in tiny annoying voices (think Doppelganger spell) "WE ARE HERE TO STEAL HILDEBRAND!" Well... except the mouse. The mouse raises it's hand and says, "Actually... I'm not, I was just dragged into it because of peer pressure."
cubey@aol.pl: Lowe: "At least these guys make their intentions clear from the start..."
cubey@aol.pl: "Sorry, but not gonna happen!"
lichifruit: Roger: "Thanks for the back up here, mister!"
xSaintjade: Lynette: "Um... misters... I'm going to kindly ask you to leave."
mistergiggl3s: Char: This has to be a joke.
NightlitEquinox: (Enemies: Elephairy, Squirlairy, Poodlairy, Parrotairy, Catairy, Mouse Rakshasa)
xSaintjade: .... And as she requests that, she aims at the group. With the kindest expression ever for someone who kills people at a distance.
lichifruit: Roger: "No. You don't understand, baggy pantsed miss, blonde guy."
EricOverbringer: Optimus is still trying to decide if these guys are actually a threat
EricOverbringer: or if this is some kind of improv show
lichifruit: Roger: "No one leaves without a fight when they try to steal Hildebrand."
cubey@aol.pl: "Hey, who wouldn't back you up when the alternative are THESE weirdoes? 'Sides, at this rate it turns out it's a dream and I wake up any moment anyway..." He gives a thumbs-up, but rather... half heartedly. It's just too strange.
NightlitEquinox: (Initiative: Yoshika, Lynette, Luccini, Roger, Char, Lowe, Optimus)
lichifruit: Roger gets on his SUPER HIGH TECH WATCH COMMUNICATOR (it seems high tech to him because man everything in the future is awesome)
lichifruit: Roger: We need robots on deck, and fast!
OvermanZs1: Mio: "Witches... Head out! Assist Mister Hammerstein in elimiating the Elephant!
OvermanZs1: Mio, in her frustration,grips the hilt of her sword. "Unfortunately... I can't help you in this state..."
mistergiggl3s: Char: I can't believe I'm about to do this.
NightlitEquinox: You may all gather your robots when ready. The pharies seem to be waiting patiently for you.
OvermanZs1: Mio: "Unfortuntaely, you mist, Commander..."
Herc061881: Yoshika: "...Yes, ma'am!" (she goes to get into her Striker Unit)
xSaintjade: Lynne: "Yes, Major!" With that, she bolts towards her strike unit, her rifle glued to her chest.
xSaintjade: ...
notmannotelf: Lucchini: "Lynette, do we have to be nice?" Besides ugh... Pants yuck! Though hey! Something to do, wonder if they're as easy to catch as the little robot beetle of Philip's. Oh orders, she runs for her strikers because eee action!
xSaintjade: It takes her a while to realize that they are being patient.
mistergiggl3s: The cockpit hatch closes, and he flips the ignition switches for Hyakku Shiki. "I know, Mio. But I didn't expect to be fighting wish-granting, flying elephants when I was assigned here." Adjusting his sunglasses - and still thinking he's dreaming - Char straps himself in. "Char Aznable, Hyaku Shikki, launching."
lichifruit: Roger hook shots into Zwei Hildebrand, Kaiser of (Nowadays Not Very) Modern War!
cubey@aol.pl: "Come on, 8! We'll just have to scare 'em away!" Red Frame arrives on its own volition, piloted by Lowe's always-useful quantum supercomputer. He jumps in as the hatch opens, and is quickly good to go!
xSaintjade: Lynne: "Churchill once said that when you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite." ... With the straightest expression ever. She has gotten TOO used to the Chalice.
lichifruit: Roger: "Thanks for backing me up, guys! And Mr. Elephairy and Friends, I want to at least thank you for waiting like gentlemen."
ColorKidLalaPink: Perrine is still trying to get the stupid pants off. "Oh, this is ridiculous."
Herc061881: Yoshika: "...Really?"
cubey@aol.pl: "Seems one side has a lot of mobile suits on their side, while others are just winged animals. You guys should flee while you have a chance." He uses the comms to taunt the fairies.
EricOverbringer: Optimus: "He's right you know. You're horribly outmatched."
xSaintjade: She nods to Yoshika. Winston Churchull was such a strange man.
NightlitEquinox: (Yoshika, Lynette and Luccini)
OvermanZs1: Mio: And I didn't think there were still people who were intolerant to our uniform... but here we are..." See... see that little frustration emote on her head? No? WHy not?
EricOverbringer: (Does the Poodlfairy have a collar?)
mistergiggl3s: Char: In my defense, we share the same room. It's one less article of clothing when it's my turn to do laundry. I don't mind it.
NightlitEquinox: (Yes, it's pink and the tag is shaped like a heart)
lichifruit: Roger: I didn't think the Elephairy would come, Mio, honest!
notmannotelf: Lucchini tears off the pants, and well she'll find her shoes later they're kicked across the hangar somewhere. Strikers on she's got her gun in hand as her ears and tail show themselves. "Well I'm always up for a little hunt. Do these things get counted in the score?"
NightlitEquinox: (Luccini didn't have pants)
OvermanZs1: Mio: But the fact is that you still cannot tolerate the uniform standards. Men of your time are certainly... unique...
NightlitEquinox: (Also the pants won't come off when you try to remove them by the way.)
notmannotelf: ((Oops misread that bit))
NightlitEquinox: (No big deal)
mistergiggl3s: Char: I didn't make the wish. But I'll make sure I find out who did.
lichifruit: Roger: Well, Major, I'm a proper, God fearing man ...
xSaintjade: *It doesn't take Lynette long to get on the Supermarine Spitfire Striker Unit, being the only witch without pants. She launches, making an arc around the Chalice while waiting for her team, but... she sees no other witches.
lichifruit: Zwei Hildebrand Kaiser skitters slightly away from the Hyaku Shiki.
xSaintjade: "Where are you, girls!? I'm already on the sky!"
cubey@aol.pl: Lowe: "It wasn't me, honest! But is it really time to talk about this now?"
OvermanZs1: Mio: That doesn't mean that you can't accept a woman who has to not wear pants for a specific reason. The Commander is a gentlemen and he's quite accepting of it as well.
NightlitEquinox: (Uh... Yoshika, Lynette and Luccini are pantsless, and also have had a turn call)
xSaintjade: (Ah, sorry!)
lichifruit: Roger: I'll have you know I'm awfully open minded! I know people who would tell you only men can wear pants...!
NightlitEquinox: (Well, if you guys don't want to take turn... Roger and Char go)
Herc061881: *Yoshika makes her way up to where Lynette's at, scouting the area for any flying...animals who usually don't fly+
Herc061881: "Sorry, Lynne!"
xSaintjade: But, nonetheless, she takes position behind Yoshika as a wingman, taking aim on the Elephant.+
EricOverbringer: Optimus: "Should we really be killing them?"
lichifruit: Roger: "Ohh, they'll be okay!"
lichifruit: Roger: "They have magic or something."
xSaintjade: "I think so, mister..."
mistergiggl3s: Char: This is ridiculous.
lichifruit: Zwei Hildebrand Kaiser attempts to lure an animal over. "Heeeere... fairy?"-
lichifruit: It's on one knee, making little come hither motions with its hands.
notmannotelf: *Lucchini takes to the air sizing up the targets. "Ugh looks like Perrine's my wingman." She's off to the right of Yoshika and Lynette sizing up the enemy. +
NightlitEquinox: [Yoshika and Lynette] The enemis ignore the strike witches, well... except the Elephairy, who MAY or MAY NOT be trying to take peeks at their panties... perhaps explaining why they are still pantsless.
mistergiggl3s: Ignoring Roger's latest comment, Char locks his computers on to the poodle thing. Best to take them down one at a time. Because Hyakku Shiki towers over it, Char takes to the sky, and lines up a shot with the beam rifle, hoping the beam bolt will move too fast and be too big to dodge from coming straight down at it.
NightlitEquinox: [Lucchini] Same here, they aren't really paying much attention to you.
NightlitEquinox: Except the Elephairy.
xSaintjade: Lynette does take note.
xSaintjade: "Why everyone thinks this is strange!? Has nobody ever seen a witch before!?"
xSaintjade: And that is Lynette actually getting irritated over the wrong thing.
NightlitEquinox: THe Elephairy doesn't find it STRANGE exactly, it may be leering at you though.
Herc061881: Yoshika: "Maybe the witches they know don't have ears?" (Or tails.)
xSaintjade: "Um... probably... But nobody uses brooms anymore. Pants aren't efficient."
NightlitEquinox: [Char] The Poodle's golden collar shines and the beam SHINES AND THEN... SPREADS INTO A LIGHTSHOW OF EPIC PROPORTIONS! Meanwhile... what is that? Something is jumping at your leg!? Odd... your newtype senses are pinging way more danger than you think they should be. The poodle is unharmed.
(Char react)
lichifruit: Roger: Oooh--
lichifruit: Roger bites his tongue.
NightlitEquinox: [Roger] The cat comes over to Hildebrand and start's nuzzling it...
NightlitEquinox: (Roger react)
lichifruit: Roger: "Aww..."
lichifruit: ((It's... a normal sized cat?))
NightlitEquinox: (Lowe and Optimus)
NightlitEquinox: ((It is))
EricOverbringer: *Optimus Prime fires a grappling hook at the poodlfairy's collar to reel it in.&
mistergiggl3s: Figures. He should have gauged a reaction first, to see what it's capable of. He knows better than to distrust his Newtype senses, and about the only thine he can do is cause Hyakku Shiki to juke to the left, throwing its legs back and hopefully out of the way of whatever just jumped at it, since he's assuming it's not the poodle itself.
NightlitEquinox: (Is that your entire react Roger?)
lichifruit: ((No))
NightlitEquinox: (Okay)
lichifruit: *Roger forgets what he's doing and has Zwei Hilde put its hand down, hoping the cat can get on it.+
NightlitEquinox: [Optimus] The grappling hook indeed catches the poodlairy's collar and starts pulling it towards him... The Poodle doesn't seem to shocked and in fact when it reaches him it just... starts licking him like he might expect any dog to do.
NightlitEquinox: (Optimus... react?)
cubey@aol.pl: *Lowe: "This is twisted... c'mon you!" Red Frame leaps forward towards the parrot fairy, trying not to attack but grab it with its massive hands. No squeezing included.+
EricOverbringer: *Optimus relieves the captured poodlfairy of its wand.+
NightlitEquinox: [Char] Char darts BARELY out of the way of the Mouse Rakshasa, which was this close to landing on the Hyakku Shiki's foot!
xSaintjade: If this were an anime, Lynette would be sweatdropping behind her rifle.
NightlitEquinox: [Optimus] Optimus has a wand... and then the Poodle opens its mouth... and it is full of BEAM TEETH SOMEHOW!? *CRUNCH!*
NightlitEquinox: (Optimus react)
xSaintjade: This is going to be one hell of a debriefing when Mio Sakamoto writes back to command.
EricOverbringer: (What did it do? Bite his arm?
EricOverbringer: )
NightlitEquinox: (It is truing to bite him wherever he is holding it)
NightlitEquinox: [Roger] The cat nuzzles the hand for a moment... then proceeds to bite it... and BACKDROP HILDEBRAND ONTO THE DECK!
NightlitEquinox: (Roger react)
EricOverbringer: "AUGH!" Optimus waves his arm around frantically trying to dislodge the poodlfairy!'
lichifruit: Roger: AAAAAAHH!!
notmannotelf: Lucchini:
lichifruit: *Roger uh, Roger tries to break his fall.+
notmannotelf: ((Oops hit enter too soon))
NightlitEquinox: (The Strike Witches)
NightlitEquinox: [Roger] Breaking his fall is actually difficult to do, however Hildebrand is not harmed in any way. Roger himself has a strained shoulder. He also has some minor bumps and bruises.
notmannotelf: Lucchini glances at the two and decides to help Optimus with the poodle. "Here's something better to munch on." Opens fire with her gun, careful not to hit her ally.+
lichifruit: Roger: Je--I mean... Goodness gracious that smarts!
NightlitEquinox: [Optimus] Optimus manages to eventually dislodge the poodle, but there are a set of really small holes in his arm. Its like he somehow shoved a bunch of splinters into his arm and then they got dislodged.
NightlitEquinox: [Lucchini] The poodle swirves in the air and proceeds to dart around blocking the shots with it's collar as if it were Wonder Woman or something! It then proceeds to charge her FANGS FIRST!
NightlitEquinox: (Lucchini react)
xSaintjade: @
NightlitEquinox: (you mean #?)
xSaintjade: (Sorry! yeah!)
lichifruit: #
xSaintjade: #
lichifruit: ((Oh, I'll pass then))
xSaintjade: (Either of us, it'll be alright)
lichifruit: ((Go for it))
NightlitEquinox: (Either of you Support)
notmannotelf: Lucchini: *Darts away may be yelling "bad dog" while at it still firing at it.
xSaintjade: *Normally, she had an elephant in her sights, but role as a wingman demands: PROTECT YOUR TEAM LEADER AND YOUR TEAM. Which is what she does with a .22in round aimed at the poodle's mouth.+
xSaintjade: "Eat this!"
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NightlitEquinox: [Lowe] The Parrotairy... does nothing, in fact... when it tries to flap it's wings and fly it's other pair of wings gets in the way and it seems like ironically together they leave it groundless. So picking it up is easy... it then says, "POLLY WANTS A CRACKER!" REALLY REALLY LOUDLY AND HIGH PITCHED! Like, were talking nails on chalkboard out of a concert speaker!
(Lowe and Char react)
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NightlitEquinox: [Lynette] Even the sniper's bullet is deflected, however it does stop the poodle's charge... except now it's charging HER!
NightlitEquinox: (Lynette react)
NightlitEquinox: (Yoshika got a turn call)
NightlitEquinox: (Roger)
EricOverbringer: Optimus filters out the offending frequencies from his auditory sensors until the parrotfairy shuts up
NightlitEquinox: [Optimus] Optimus does.
cubey@aol.pl: *"Gah! It's an emergency, 8! The one we prepared for!" Lowe covers his ears, leaving for his computer buddy to shut off all the audio input from outside. And fill the cockpit with pleasant music, prepared earlier for pony-related shanenigans.+
EricOverbringer: (Optimus does what?)
lichifruit: *Zwei Hildebrand takes this fight lying down...! MAX AND RELAX~
cubey@aol.pl: ((Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CTYymbbEL4)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CTYymbbEL4)
NightlitEquinox: (Shuts off the offending frequencies.)
EricOverbringer: (Alrighty, carry on)
Herc061881: "LYNNE!" *Yoshika flies down toward Lynette, shield appearing to go between her and the flying poodle+
lichifruit: *And he swats at animals in the sky with his hands.-
lichifruit: # Yoshika and Lynette
NightlitEquinox: [Lowe] This partially works, at least the white noise helps block out some of the noise, and the speakers cut off a lot to, but it is SO LOUD that some of it just vibrates itself through the metal and it sounds... well... like what you would expect it to, behind your Blue Danube!
NightlitEquinox: (Roger support)
notmannotelf: Lucchini can't let her teammates deal with the mutt alone so hey here she is firing at the poodle again.
mistergiggl3s: Char groaned in pain as the sonic attack was heard through the Hyakku Shiki's loudspeakers; and now he has a headache, and his ears are ringing, like he was just hit with a flashbang. With the other two dealing with the poodle, Hyakku Shiki whips out a beam saber, and charges towards the elephant. It's a bigger target, and will surely be smaller.
lichifruit: *Roger totally accidentally bats at the poodlairy. Into Yoshika's shield ass first with any dumb luck.+
NightlitEquinox: [Char] Char indeed charges the Elephairy, which proceeds to wave it's magic want... and suddenly... ORANGE JUICE! LOTS AND LOTS OF ORANGE JUICE! Your not entirely sure what this is supposed to accomplish, but there is now a torrent of Orange Juice coming from the sky between you and the elephairy.
NightlitEquinox: (Char react)
cubey@aol.pl: Lowe: "Gah! How do we get that annoying thing to shut up? Any chance on it actually being a robotic parrot?"
xSaintjade: *Lynette yelps, and flies downwards. Seeing the shield come up behind her may allow her some respite -- and another shot, so to speak. If the shield comes down, the poodle will be fed another lead pellet. At over four times the speed of sound. Point blank.+
cubey@aol.pl: 8: "THAT IS NOT VERY LIKELY"
NightlitEquinox: [Roger] Roger DOES! And it does crash into Yoshika's shield ass first.
NightlitEquinox: (Yoshika react)
Herc061881: "Waaah!" *Yoshika shuts her eyes as her shield actually remains up for a moment before closing. Where are Lynette's bullets again...?+
xSaintjade: # (in collaboration with Yoshika, with the aforemented action.)
NightlitEquinox: [Optimus] Meanwhile the Squirrel you have entirely been ignoring up until this point has assembled some kind of... giant chainsaw, buzzsaw, shooting monstrocity cannon. It then proceeds to point it at Optimus Prime, and fire!
NightlitEquinox: (I think technically this is an @, so combo Lynette)
NightlitEquinox: (Optimus react)
NightlitEquinox: (Lowe)
EricOverbringer: Optimus hits the deck in an action roll to get the hell out of the way!
xSaintjade: ((@ My apologies -- I'm a little rusty...))
EricOverbringer: then counters with a spray of fire retardant foam in the squirrel's face!
mistergiggl3s: Char, being a dodge ace, simply side-dashes to the left, hoping to avoid the stream. Being a Newtype, he can still sense where the elephant is, as can his radar. He's still going to charge, and then attempt to skewer the elephant on the beam saber.
cubey@aol.pl: *Lowe: "Okay, if you won't shut up, I'll have to do it myself! Lowe Moderately Powered Finger!" Since he still holds the parrot, he'll just send a surge of energy through the Astray's hands - very little energy, enough to give the bird a minor electric shock, not fry it.+
cubey@aol.pl: "At this rate I'll lose my appetite for chicken forever..."
NightlitEquinox: [Char] Char's newtype senses do in fact tell him about the Elephairy, however as he darts to the side... the Mouse is Waiting for him! And it is suddenly running up his leg!
NightlitEquinox: (Char react)
xSaintjade: *And once Yoshika's shields come down, bullet comes out from the thin end at a rather absurd speed. She knows some sniper rounds can tear human beings in half, but she's never wondered about the results on a supernatural poodle.+
NightlitEquinox: [Optimus] The Squirrel is hit dead on by the fire retardant foam! It is unhappy, especially since the fire retardant foam covered it entirely. Then it jumps out of the foam with a mortar, which launches a humongous spiked ball! It's like it fired a large sea urchin at you!
(Optimus react)
mistergiggl3s: Damn, that mouse again... Char does two things this time. He spins the beam saber in his legs, attempting to scrape the outsides of the front of his legs. Thanks to the anti-beam coating, the damage should be very minimal. The point of this was to attempt to force the mouse to retreat to the insides of the Hyakku Shiki's legs, at which point, Char will slam his legs together, hoping to crush the mouse between them.
mistergiggl3s: Correction: At his legs, not in them.
EricOverbringer: Optimus whips out his axe and chops the spike ball in half with an overhand swing!
NightlitEquinox: [Everyone but Optimus] The shock seems to only make the Parrot scream even LOUDER AND STRONGER! To the point that the music in the cockpit is doing no good. In fact, it's now screaming loud enough that cracks are starting to form in the glass. On the plus side, there is so much ringing in your ears that you can barely hear it. Oh and also? Everyone else is also hearing this, though it's to a lesser degree. It's still REALLY annoying.
(Everyone react)
NightlitEquinox: [Char] Wrong move, the mouse does a daring leap from the leg to the arm of the offending beam saber. A quick dart into the wrist joint and... the entire hand falls off! As if all the joints connecting it to the arm were just... disconnected.
NightlitEquinox: (Char react)
cubey@aol.pl: *Lowe: "Bad move! I'm sorry guys!" His teeth clenched in pain, he just throws the parrot away. As far as possible.+
notmannotelf: Lucchini: "Owwww! Okay would it be too much to wish for you to shut up before we take you out?" Lucchini doesn't think it'll work but hey it's worth a shot right?
xSaintjade: ((I apologize if I missed it, but what happened to the poodle?))
Herc061881: "AAAAAAAAHHH!" Yoshika cries out painfully, clutching her ears while her 'other' ears bow down in an attempt to get rid of the noise. She's still holding onto her gun, thankfully.
OvermanZs1: *Mio is having enough of that noise from the parrot... Really... were it not for these pants. Covering her ears as best she can she's heading for her gun. Be damned if she'll stand by and do nothing for much longer
EricOverbringer: (Is that everyone but Optimus react?)
NightlitEquinox: [Lowe] The Parrot hilariously flies away, or tries to. Really all it manages to do is face plant into a wall. For a moment the noise is muffled. Thank god that wall leads to a random corridor as oppose to someting important... or was it the brigde? Oh well, not like anything important is on the bridge anyway!
NightlitEquinox: (Yes, sorry)
NightlitEquinox: (Though if you WANT to react to it, go ahead)
EricOverbringer: (Nah)
NightlitEquinox: [Roger, Yoshika and Lynette] The Poodle is effectively shot, and it explodes into sparkly dust!
mistergiggl3s: "Damn!" The flashing lights are all he needs to see to know what just happened. But, he has another idea. Char flips another switch, using the cooling systems of the Hyakku Shiki, particularly in the arm. Liquid nitrogen would now be flowing in the arm, forcing the mouse out unless it wants to turn into a popsicle.
NightlitEquinox: (In that case... just go ahead and take your turn, Optimus)
lichifruit: *Roger tries to grit his teeth and bear the noise, and then attempts to grab the largest anifairy Zwei Hilde can get its hands on.&
cubey@aol.pl: Lowe: "Can you hear that, Captain Weston?" Despite still being in pain after the cacophony, he grins like an idiot.
NightlitEquinox: [Char] The mouse darts out of the arm and starts running up it towards the elbow joint!
(Char react)
xSaintjade: Lynette puts one hand over her left ear... She thanks her upbringing that she did not snap against that poor parrot. That poodle exploded far too ceremoniously for her tastes.
NightlitEquinox: ACTUALLY, Mio... no... NOT NOW OF ALL TIMES! Mio senses... a Neuroi! It's far away at the edge of her sensory area... but it's approaching fast... VERY FAST!
cubey@aol.pl: (Does the parrot count as defeated, by the way?)
NightlitEquinox: (For the moment yes, it's still yelling though)
OvermanZs1: *Mio makes a rapid turn, lifting her eyepatch and gazing off in it's general direction. That is sure as FUCK a Neuroi! "Witches... Incoming Neuroi!
ColorKidLalaPink: Perrine: "Major?"
EricOverbringer: Optimus: "Incoming what!?"
Herc061881: Yoshika: "A Neuroi!"
NightlitEquinox: And at the angle of appraoch... the Neuroi will pass by here and head straight for Brittanian soil! And at it's present rate of speed and acceleration, by that time there will be almost nothing anyone can do to stop it!
mistergiggl3s: Not this time. Char tracks the creature's location with his Newtype senses. When the mouse is on the forearm, Char raises the arm to eye level and attempts to snipe it off with the vulcan guns, while raising the beam saber with the other hand to cut off its escape.
xSaintjade: Lynette: "What!? A neuroi!?" She looks around the skies -- then at the group. "What about you and the elephant? We can't leave you here!"
EricOverbringer: Optimus: "We can handle this, and I can't fly"
NightlitEquinox: [Char] The mouse ignores the vulcans and the beam saber... and just jumps to the shoulders, where it heads towards the NECK!
(Char react)
EricOverbringer: #
cubey@aol.pl: Lowe: "Leave the ridiculous fairy-animals to us, you focus on the important stuff!"
ColorKidLalaPink: Perrine: "Just kill it! It's bad enough that we're stuck here, somebody has to!"
NightlitEquinox: (For char right?)
EricOverbringer: yes
NightlitEquinox: (Support approved!)
EricOverbringer: Optimus's hand seems to come out of nowhere and closes around the mouse in a vicelike grip. At this point he's less worried about crushing it and more worried about containing it+
lichifruit: Roger: "... We, we've got this, Miss! You've got to go stop it...!"
notmannotelf: * Lucchini had been about to dive at the elephant when she heard Mio. Hearing Optimus she nodded. "Though when it's done can we sleep for the next few days?"
lichifruit: His voice is a bit heavy with ... is that regret? Guilt?
xSaintjade: Lynette finds no other choice. She gives them a curt nod. "Take care of yourselves! We'll do our best!"
NightlitEquinox: [Optimus] Indeed it does! And fortunately for you, the mouse doesn't seem to be able to detach your fingers... which is a good thing because it's DAMN well trying! Being a rakshasa however, it is quite durable, though contained!
OvermanZs1: Mio: It's moving incredibly fast. Witches, take care of the Neuroi first. There's enough of us here to tkae care of the rest
NightlitEquinox: (Enemies: Elephairy, Squirrelairy, Catairy, Appraoching Neuroi... screaming parrot? It's not really doing anything aside of being annoying though)
EricOverbringer: Optimus: "Got one of them!"
EricOverbringer: "He's a lively one, though."
Herc061881: Yoshika nods in agreement with Lynette, then hears Sakamoto's order. "Yes, ma'am!"
mistergiggl3s: Char: Thank you. I can manage with one hand, for now.
NightlitEquinox: (Roger, Char and Lowe)
mistergiggl3s: With only one hand, Char needs to resort to only using melee. So, holding the beam saber in only one hand, Char goes after the elephairy once more. It's bigger, so it's gotta be slower. Right?
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cubey@aol.pl: *Lowe's Astray Red Frame leaps from underfoot, using Char's opening attack as an opportunity to strike.
cubey@aol.pl: *"I see it!" It spins, kicking the annoying elephant - and continues spinning, drawing its Gerbera Straight. So the Red Frame can slice it through with a second passing.+
NightlitEquinox: [Char] The Elephairy is there! BUT SUDDENLY! BOOM! There is now a hole in the deck of the ship where the Elephairy was!
NightlitEquinox: (Char react)
NightlitEquinox: [Lowe] The BOOM also effectively avoids your attack.
NightlitEquinox: (Lowe react)
lichifruit: @ Char with my action
lichifruit: *Hildebrand lifts its hand into the air, as if ready to ... flick something?
NightlitEquinox: (Combo approved, but the Elephairy has taken refuge beneath the deck... or something)
cubey@aol.pl: (Is the hole large enough to jump into?)
mistergiggl3s: Char's not going to pursue that thing into the ship. But... "Dan, this is Char. Close the bulkheads in Sector [insert sector here] of the deck. I've got an idea."
lichifruit: *Then Zwei Hilde sits up and looks into the hole for the Elephairy...
NightlitEquinox: [Everyone who isn] The spiked ball that Optimus easily chopped in half before
NightlitEquinox: (ignore that)
lichifruit: *"Double Kaiser~!" The hand alone double kaisers and tries to flick the Elephairy up through the deck again.+
lichifruit: He's TRYING to flick it through the hole, but he's never been very good at paper football......
NightlitEquinox: [Everyone who isn't a Strike Witch] The spiked ball which Optimus easily chopped in half before... explodes! Cue spikes everywhere!
lichifruit: #
NightlitEquinox: (All said people react)
NightlitEquinox: (Hildebrand support)
EricOverbringer: Optimus transforms into a truck and goes into full reverse!+
mistergiggl3s: (Waiting on the elephairy first before I do my react.)
cubey@aol.pl: *"Shit, more damage for ME to fix?!" Lowe cannot chase after the elephant because suddenly spikes. He steadies the drawn blade, using trained movements to block and parry the incoming projectile storm.+
lichifruit: *Saving everyone else comes before attacking the Elephairy! As Optimus is reversing, Roger double kaisers his shields to try and box in the explosion...!+
NightlitEquinox: (Are you sure about that Mister?)
mistergiggl3s: (Alright, I won't.)
mistergiggl3s: Char, using the Hyaku Shikki's shield, crouches down and hides behind the shield, hoping it can endure the spikes.
NightlitEquinox: Meanwhile the newest and Youngest strike witches are over the open ocean with a Neuroi headed their way at increasing speeds!
NightlitEquinox: [Mio] You have located the core! Actually... it's more or less in the exact center of the Neuroi!
NightlitEquinox: (As your cutscene has started, you may now take your actions and are independent of what little Initiative we have)
NightlitEquinox: [Optimus] Turning into a truck does indeed evade the spikes, especially with Hildebrand blocking large portions of them. However, in doing so you have released the mouse!
notmannotelf: *Lucchini's scanning the horizon for it, her gun in hand.
NightlitEquinox: [Lowe] The mouse proceeds to charge at the Red Frame! This could be bad.
xSaintjade: Sergeant Lynette Bishop stops moving for an instant. She spots it. Then, attempting the supernatural feat of ignoring the parrot in the distance, she takes aim; however, standing, with a rushed breathing and heartbeat, and actually being quite irritated over everything going on around her, even she knows it will be a difficult shot.
Herc061881: Yoshika stops, quickly takes aim at the Neuroi as it approaches and FIRES AWAY! Not that hard, since it's coming right at them.
NightlitEquinox: [Lowe] On the plus side, Lowe manages to mostly avoid the spikes, he takes a few minor shots and loses a camera, but it's nothing he hasn't had before.
NightlitEquinox: (Lowe react)
xSaintjade: "I see it! It's three kilos away, and moving fast! Elevation of one thousand meters! It's too fast for me to aim...!"
OvermanZs1: Mio: "The core's in the center of the Nueroi! But it's incredibly fast.
NightlitEquinox: [Char] The shield stops the spikes very effectively.
EricOverbringer: Optimus watches the mouse scamper away
EricOverbringer: Optimus: "Whups"
OvermanZs1: Mio: "All Ican do is guide you to the core, girls. It's up to you from there.
Herc061881: "...!" Yoshika has a sudden flash of inspiration. If Lynette can't hit it accurately enough... "Let me help!"
xSaintjade: She fires a shot... which misses. She loads another round, but it's expelled in another missed shot. Failure is only making her reticule stay away from her intended target. What embitters her is that she feels she is failing the Major.
xSaintjade: "W-What?" How?"
NightlitEquinox: Meanwhile the flick causes the Elephairy to JUMP back up through the deck, BOOM! It's holding it's butt... apparently Roger's aim was pretty good!
NightlitEquinox: (Anyone who isn't a strike witch or Lowe may react to this)
cubey@aol.pl: *"You're coming? Watch out little mousey, I got my sword for precise action like this one!" Lowe's Gerbera is raised, prepared to slash at the incoming target...
cubey@aol.pl: *But he doesn't slash, instead performing a full-body mobile suit drop at the target. Evade THAT bulk suddenly crashing down on you, rakshasa! Astray butt first, to that.+
notmannotelf: "Buy me time to get closer. If you two can't hit it maybe I can." She'd rather have Shirley to help boost her speed, but can't be helped.
OvermanZs1: Mio certainly wants to see how Yoshika would help Lynette snipe... And why aren't you helping more Lucchini!
Herc061881: Yoshika takes a breath, soars down beneath Lynette..and grabs her legs, effectively making her sit on Yoshika's own shoulders! "Take the shot, Lynne!"
EricOverbringer: Optimus switches back to robot mode and fires a grappling hook aimed to wrap around the elpehant's feet
mistergiggl3s: Char then takes the opportunity to, while the shield is strapped to his handless arm, thrust the beam saber backwards and hopefully straight until the Elephairy's chest as he launches backwards. His Newtype senses should ensure his timing was spot-on.
NightlitEquinox: (Please keep in mind, that you should let me adjudicate the final shot, even if it IS a cutscene.)
xSaintjade: (Of course! Thanks!)
NightlitEquinox: (No problem, just put a + at the end of the action when you want me to do it)
NightlitEquinox: (And feel free to edit the scene to include Lucchini as you see fit)
xSaintjade: "Eeh!?" It takes her by surprise, but... She gets stability. Four engines positioned well could work as good as a VTOL engine. Helicopter shots were a thing of practice. She gets another idea. And she hates it.
xSaintjade: "L-Lucchini! Can you please come in here! Help me stabilize my shot!"
NightlitEquinox: [Lowe] This HALF works! The Rakshasa is squicked... but not before it detaches one of the Red Frame's but cheek armor plates somehow... perhaps out of spite? At least the damn thing is dead!
OvermanZs1: Mio wathces on, rather impressed with the efforts. Supporting the sniper to get a stable shot. Brilliant idea!
OvermanZs1: Mio: "You can do it girls!"
notmannotelf: "Huh? " She sees what they want to do and nods. Lucchini moves behind Lynette and her hands stay away from the chest, because now's not the time to distract the sniper
cubey@aol.pl: Lowe: "Somehow... I feel like I'm the bad guy here." He has sweat on his face, because... the whole situation, pretty much.
xSaintjade: And for that, she is grateful. With two witches supporting her, she leans a little forward, and takes slow, deep breaths. And her mind enters in a state of zen. The only things in her world were her reticule, and the object -now at two kilometers-. She takes aim at the most likely location, counts the moment between heartbeats... and fires.+
NightlitEquinox: [Optimus and Char] The Elephairy is caught! It's legs are wrapped by the grappling hook! And it barely manages to block the beam saber with it's wand.... which when it connects with it, an explosion of elephairy dust turns it into a mecha sized plastic Nerf sword (you know the long ones with the 4 plates in the hilt protector which you are trying to push in? One of those). HOWEVER! IT'S OPEN!
NightlitEquinox: (ROGER! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE!)
lichifruit: (( (Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEYcBfEUzIw)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEYcBfEUzIw ))
NightlitEquinox: [Strike Witch Team!] The three of you manage to hold her steady and time seems to slow as the trigger is pulled... The kickback is tough, but between the two of you it doesn't push the shot off! This is it! And SUCCESS! The shot goes straight through the neuroi, through the core, and actually out the other side! The neuroi faceplants into the sea beneath you as it's momentum carries it forward enough to be visible to you as it sinks into the water, still disintegrating from the precise shot!
lichifruit: *Roger finally gets off his ass and dives towards the Elephairy out stretched hand first...!&
NightlitEquinox: [Roger] The elephairy is caught entirely offguard, what with its feet being tied and crossing wand with nerf sword, and it is reached by the outstretched hand!
NightlitEquinox: (Roger continue!)
notmannotelf: Lucchini cheers hugging Lynette! "You did it!"
lichifruit: Grasping the elephairy tightly in its hand...
Herc061881: Yoshika: "...YOU DID IT! You were wonderful, Lynne!" She pulls away only to soar right back up and GLOMP Lynette right in mid-air, head pressed against her boobs while hugging her as well.
lichifruit: Zwei Hildebrand gets to its feet and pitches it at that still incessantly obnoxious and loud parrot.+
xSaintjade: Lynette loses track of everything around her when the recoil hits the three of them. But she sees the creature fall. While being hugged, she grins, almost laughing,reporting it over the radio. "It's a confirmed kill! We did it! We--" AH!!! WITCH HAZING!
cubey@aol.pl: Lowe: "Witch... hazing...?"
xSaintjade: ((It was meant to be narrative, but feel free to say if you heard it!))
OvermanZs1: Mio physically cheers for the shot! "Good shot girls!"
cubey@aol.pl: (Well, it was over the radio.)
NightlitEquinox: [Roger] SUCCESS! The elephairy is far larger than the Parrot and the Parrot is quite squicked! The squirrel then looks at you guys, "HEY! You said there would be nuts involved! I haven't seen any nuts! I'm outta here!" And dissapears in swirl of fairy dust.
notmannotelf: Lucchini: "Hey! I behaved! why can't you Yoshika!" Yeah not realizing she's talking over the radio.
Herc061881: Yoshika's humming happily, not really paying much attention to Lucchini.
mistergiggl3s: @
xSaintjade: Lynette is currently locked in a flustered expression, stuck between two perverted witches, mentally saying "why my boobs?".
NightlitEquinox: (Uh... sure combo)
notmannotelf: And yes Lucchini's now going to properly hug both of them. "Toshika... have you gotten bigger?
notmannotelf: *Yoshika*
mistergiggl3s: Char pulls the Hyakku Shiki to his feet, throwing the nerf sword to the ground. "Enough of this nonsense." Char then reaches for the beam rifle, takes aim at the rolling Elephairy, and dumps the entire battery's worth of shits into it while it's still rolling.
mistergiggl3s: shots, even.
mistergiggl3s: Shits works too, because fuck this thing.
lichifruit: # Elephairy
NightlitEquinox: (Uh... sure go!)
lichifruit: *One of Zwei Hilde's shield bits goes flying to try and intersect the shots! "W-wait...!"
mistergiggl3s: Char stops halfway through his volley of beam rifle shots. "What is it?" Said rather calmly despite the circumstances.
NightlitEquinox: [Char] The elephairy may be down, but it's not out! And it deflects the shots like it's fucking WUXIA, each shot turns into a Rainbow and flies back at the Haykku Shiki! And now the beam rifle is a super soaker, with a rainbow hue! One of the shots would get through? But the shield blocks it!
NightlitEquinox: Dan "WAIT! PLEASE!"
lichifruit: Roger: "I've changed my mind! Don't kill the elephairy... his friends are all leaving, so... we should give him the chance to give up."
NightlitEquinox: Dan "Elephairy! I wish for you to repair the hull!"
cubey@aol.pl: "So much stuff destroyed or... transmogrified into garbage." Lowe facepalms. Astray follows suit.
NightlitEquinox: Elephairy "Oh okay." And then nothing apparently happens.
OvermanZs1: Mio: Dan! He's only going to ask for an absurd exchange
NightlitEquinox: Dan "...this is going to take WEEKS!"
mistergiggl3s: Char sighs. He's not going to argue this. And at hearing Dan's wish, Char holsters the beam rifle.
NightlitEquinox: Elephairy "What are you talking about? The first wish is free remember?"
NightlitEquinox: Dan "He sommoned a single nanite which has started the repair job."
xSaintjade: "Well, but I don't know if people consciously said it..."
mistergiggl3s: Char: In that case, I also wish for Captain Smith's music that keeps playing to stop.
NightlitEquinox: The music stops playing. It then starts up five minutes later.
NightlitEquinox: The pants however, are still there.
EricOverbringer: Optimus: "I think I'll be able to fix the hull faster than that."
lichifruit: Roger cheered about the music!
lichifruit: ... for now.
lichifruit: Roger: "U, uhm..."
cubey@aol.pl: Lowe: "Let us never speak of this again."
lichifruit: Roger: "I... nevermind..."
NightlitEquinox: Elephairy "Oh? What is it?"
EricOverbringer: Optimus: "I'll certainly have some strange stories for when I get back to Cybertron"
xSaintjade: "This is going to be my strangest letter home..."
lichifruit: Roger: "I do feel bad, I want to give you something..."
lichifruit: Roger: "It's just, you didn't even tell me before I ate it..."
lichifruit: Roger: "... I know! Uh. Why, why don't you take my first wish back?"
NightlitEquinox: Elephairy "Oh that? I took that back, you will feel SLIGHTLY hungrier in a moment."
OvermanZs1: Mio fumes for a moment. "I'd... like for someone to rectify our uniform situation."
lichifruit: Zwei Hildebrand kicked around skittishly as it looked down at the ground.
ColorKidLalaPink: Perrine: "As usual, the Major is the only one thinking clearly."
mistergiggl3s: Char: Ayame... I'll be stopping by the infirmary. I'll be needing a light sedative tonight.
NightlitEquinox: Elephairy "Oh that wish? Yeah, I can't, it's a freebie remember? The only way for the pants to come off is for the wish maker to remove them."
lichifruit: Roger: "P, please, Mr. Elephairy... can I keep the chicken nugget ... and... take back the first wish? I really didn't even realize--"
lichifruit: Roger: "what"
OvermanZs1: Mio : "Pardon me..."
EricOverbringer: "Who wished for the pants?"
ColorKidLalaPink: Perrine: "What!?"
NightlitEquinox: Elephairy "Yep, that's how it works."
lichifruit: If only Hildebrand could turn as bright red as Roger.
NightlitEquinox: He then yawns, "Oh well, bye guys!"
lichifruit: Zwei Hildebrand skittishly raised its hand... it shook inthe air...
mistergiggl3s: Char, without another word, picks up the dismembered hand, and leaves the giant supersoaker and nerf sword on the bridge. He then redocks the Hyakku Shiki, basically saying 'screw this.'
NightlitEquinox: BOOM! And he then disappears into yet another hole in the deck, but this time is simply gone.
cubey@aol.pl: Lowe: "Okay, and here I thought the worst is over already."
cubey@aol.pl: "And he leaves another hole..."
NightlitEquinox: For the record, the hand is entirely intact. And could be re attached effortlessly.
NightlitEquinox: By an engineer I mean.
mistergiggl3s: (Figured as much.)
Herc061881: Yoshika: "Ehhh?!" She heard the 'Boom!' which caused her to momentarly look around for the Elephairy...once seeing he's gone, she hugs Lynne again.
mistergiggl3s: Char makes a mental note to contact Axis to requisition a new beam saber and beam rifle, and heads for the infirmary.
cubey@aol.pl: The currently-present engineer has been traumatized into a temporary state of not caring. He will hopefully get better soon enough.
Herc061881: "I didn't even get to make MY wish!"
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NightlitEquinox: Dan "Do you really want to make a wish? They seem to be quite... anti climactic."
xSaintjade: Lynette smiles, patting both heads of her friends. For one instant, not quite minding if they decide to grope her yet again. But, she speaks on her radio: "Major Sakamoto, do we have an onboard therapist for missions like these?"
NightlitEquinox: Dan "Roger... you made that wish?"
lichifruit: Roger: I, well, I didn't know he was gonna grant it."
notmannotelf: Lucchini: "Or ice cream?"
lichifruit: Roger: He showed up when I said it...
lichifruit: Zwei Hilde is staring down all guilty like.
EricOverbringer: Optimus: "I don't think wishing for things is a good way to get what you want. I'm going to go get on repairing the deck."
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NightlitEquinox: Dan "Okay... here is what we are going to do. You are going to go into... that shed. And uh... pants the witches. While the rest of us are going to pretend this NEVER HAPPENED."
lichifruit: Roger: "... y, yes, Dan..."
cubey@aol.pl: Lowe: "Nothing happened here at all. All the damage has been done by the Neuroi, right? RIGHT?"
ColorKidLalaPink: Perrine is... clearly twitching and glaring and honestly looks like she's about to explode. On the other hand, she isn't entirely sure which particular issue she wants to explode AT.
OvermanZs1: Mio sighs, but, hell, she's the most mature about this one. Perrine will hate it but she can see Shirley making this entirely worse
lichifruit: One of those holes is awfully winged elephant shaped...
cubey@aol.pl: 8: "STOP TRYING TO ERASE MY RECENT MEMORY RECORDS. THIS IS NOT LIKE YOU, LOWE."
NightlitEquinox: Smith "ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THAT ELEPHAIRY WAS AWESOME! That momentary bout of music through that wall was amazing! Almost made me want to turn down the fairy park theme!"
mistergiggl3s: Char's also dreading Mio coming back into their room, since this is going to be... very awkward.
Herc061881: Yoshika sniffled and nodded, groping Lynette once again. "I wanted boobs like Lynne's!"
xSaintjade: ...
xSaintjade: "W-WHAT!?"
notmannotelf: LOL
notmannotelf: ((Sorry wrong chat))
OvermanZs1: Mio pretends not to have heard that...
lichifruit: Roger gets out of HIldebrand and sends it down the elevator...
lichifruit: Now it is quite clear how bright red he is.
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notmannotelf: Lucchini grins. "Aw, but you're definatly bigger than last time.
NightlitEquinox: MISSION COMPLETE
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Session Close (!aol://2719:10-4-srwugamission38): Fri Dec 02 00:38:16 2011 -0600