Event 10: A "Vampire" uses the cloning facility that Victor was found in to mass produce other "Vampires" aka clones of himself. The feast on blood, have the emotional range of cardboard cutouts, and have built in solar absorbers (causing them to sparkle in sunlight) that when they are all gathered can be used to power a death ray on a flying fortress guarded by female robot pilots under the mind control of a high frequency sound that stimulates the parts of the brain that trigger the emotional response of "romatic attraction." Thats right! Its a fight to the death! Robot pilots of the world unite against a hoard of sparkling "vampires" that power a death ray and their overly obsessive fanbase (in mechs)!!!!

Sample Post:
Ugh! Why did I steal a barge! I could've put Zilla on anything from train to blimp, but no! I chose a giant boat! I hate water, especially the ocean..... Just thinking about it makes me shiver! All of those fish and dolphins and whales, breeding. Not only is it a giant bowl of suffocating death, its also a giant bow-chika-wow-wow pit! So, its not just water..... Oh good lord is it not just water! And it ebs and flows and churns and- *Victor lurches forward and vomits all over the deck* Ugh..... now I taste nasty flavors!!!! I hate water! I hate boats! Though I love crab meat.... mmmmm, crab..... Ugh! Rocking boat, feeling ill!